God, the Queen Mother and other gods of the next level, are slowly falling from the sky. In today's parlance, the sun god Helius is to be judged for the last time.

Before the final trial of the sun god Helius, our Diren masterpiece did a lot of experiments and analysis of the relationship between cause and effect before and after the sun god's dereliction of duty. In order to draw a more important and reliable conclusion, Zeus, the king of heaven, took it and calculated it, which was really out of necessity, just like playing chess, this is an empty general, suffocated to death with a stick, otherwise it will be reversed and killed.

Di Renjie searched all the cosmetics invented by Lida from Lida's house, and returned to the Temple of Mount Olympus to begin his unique experimental work. Without the consent of Zeus, the king of heaven, and without the knowledge of Zeus, he only agreed with Julius Caesar and several other high-ranking gods of the divine realm to find Eris and the sun god Helius first.

In order to verify whether Leda's cosmetics meet international standards, Di Renjie boldly proposed to use Eris as an experiment, and after being signed by those present, Di Renjie put on makeup and put a woman in the world into the fairy room of the king Zeus.

In this experiment, or before, Julius Caesar also proposed to let the king Zeus find a way to let him eat a mouthful of donkey blood, which is equivalent to the meaning of aphrodisiac, but Di Renjie completely denied it, the reason is that the effect of this test is not real, the error is very large, and the true content and efficacy of cosmetics cannot be checked. In the end, the reason for persuasion is that you let Zeus, the king of heaven, drink the blood of a donkey, he is the most male, in this case, you put in a cow, he will also see it as the beauty of the beauties, because he is in a hurry to use it, and he has no choice.

With that made his words clear, Julius Caesar gave up his stubbornness and irresponsible joking attitude, and burst into laughter with everyone.

"Eris, today I ask you to cooperate with us in a special experiment concerning the dereliction of duty of the sun god Helius, and our test is in the process of considering his dereliction of duty. Is there also a problem with external factors? If so, then what is the ability of people to lose control if external factors can play a role? What is needed here is a complete set of data. ......" This was said by Di Renjie.

Of course, only Di Renjie can say this clearly, if you let Julius Caesar or Alexander say it. In addition to fighting and killing, they can't even wear their pants in this regard. When Di Renjie was saying this, a few of them hid behind them and had fun, all they had to do was not to let themselves laugh out loud, lest Eris be disgusted by this experiment and cause the experiment to fail.

"This woman doesn't know what the uncle is talking about. Please uncle don't make a joke about this woman's very ugly appearance, this is human dignity, presumably the uncle is the highest authority in the legal profession, the tree has a skin and a face, this uncle will not understand? Eris couldn't understand the meaning of Di Renjie's words for a while, and didn't dare to let Di Renjie and the others mess around, but he also didn't dare to resolutely refuse, so he couldn't explain the meaning clearly, and he wanted to listen to Di Renjie again.

If Di Renjie wants to make this clear in selective language, it is really right. You just have a headache. My Di Renjie, who told you to lie in the grave and be a ghost, you have to come and go abroad, thinking that it is great to be a doctor of law, and this foreign currency is earned casually by Asians? The ghost wants you to listen to Bao Zheng, he can't eat and is walking around, and he will let you eat it when he is already rancid, aren't you a pig? Di Renjie was in trouble, and he complained a little bit in his heart. This is not surprising, Di Renjie is also a human being, and he has a normal heart.

When encountering something that there is no way to do, the first thing is to be calm and calm. If you don't have a rut, you have to find a rut, this is the master.

Di Renjie adopts improper knowledge, and some problems are that he can't solve them with normal or legitimate knowledge, but makes himself stupid. Directly become a village woman, just like a half-crazy goddess in the countryside, just throw out the words you want to say out of your stomach indiscriminately, and the effect is remarkable, do you dare to listen? If you don't listen, you will suffer.

In fact, this thing is not only from the countryside, but also from the city. If the family is unlucky. Those stupid girls will wash some silver on you first. If you find out that it is a local tyrant, and the master is not stupid, they will be even more divine, today with you to catch ghosts in the east, and then rest for two days, enter the restaurant to eat first, anyway, you can't become a ghost, seven, seven forty-nine, I don't know if it's a day or a month, the year is definitely not, you can rest assured.

Sure enough, when Di Renjie came to Eris again, the clothes on his body completely changed, and the words in his mouth also changed direction, just like all the fools in the world: "Heaven and earth, let God bless, I am doing a great thing, let the Emperor Bodhisattva appear soon...... Oh, you say that the Bodhisattva has come to my heart and wants to speak through my mouth? Okay, I'll say right away, yes, yes!. ”

Di Renjie is considered a bodhisattva manifestation after a few clicks like this, and what he wants to say now is what the bodhisattva said in his heart, which of you dares not to listen, don't come to me if something goes wrong when the time comes?

"Eris, now the Bodhisattva has something to say to you, let's put on your makeup now and see if you can look like a really beautiful woman. We are going to make you so beautiful that no one knows you except the person we are here to put on your makeup, and we will change your name to Eliaus. If someone asks you what your name is, you say your name is Eliaus.

We are going to put you in the room of Zeus, the king of heaven, and if Zeus does not recognize you and asks who you are, you will say that you are Elius. If he sees that you are so beautiful, he will catch crickets with you......" Di Renjie was saying what the Bodhisattva had to say.

"He's my dad!" When Eris said this, he was like a dog waking up from his sleep, afraid that he would make a mistake in watching the house, and when he heard the noise, he suddenly screamed, whether you are a thief or not. (Keyword)

Don't you really say it, this fierce tooth barking really shocked Di Renjie, this is a matter related to heavenly principles, if it is forcibly implemented, I am afraid that it will hurt heavenly principles, what can I do?

At this time, Di Renjie became a penny. Don't you think you're superbly intelligent? It turns out that your so-called cleverness is only based on the uncleverness of others, and when you encounter a problem that is smarter than you, or cannot be solved with cleverness, your cleverness will end there.

It's composure and calmness again, and it's snow flying outside the window, and the candles on the table are burning, and the candles are burning.

Di Renjie thought of approaching Julius Caesar, he wanted to ask Caesar about the degree of chaos in the divine realm, if it was really not allowed by heaven, this plan had to be abandoned, or change the direction, the same is to move forward, but just walk a road. For example, if you plan to go by plane, you will take the train instead, although it is a little slower, but the purpose is the same.

Di Renjie walked to Julius Caesar's side and pulled Caesar's clothes, which is a common code in the world: Let's go to the side and talk.

"What's the matter?" Caesar followed Di Renjie into a small room and asked Di Renjie.

"Eris and Zeus, the king of heaven, are father and daughter?" Di Renjie asked in a low voice.

"her mother, the women of the Heavenly King Zeus are all his secretaries, and he is in charge of the word beautiful, as for Tianli and Chaos, you can rest assured, in the dictionary of the Heavenly King Zeus, there is no such thing at all." Julius Caesar shouted loudly.

"It's okay for you to be quiet." Di Renjie said.

"That's it, just say that the Bodhisattva said it wasn't okay?" Julius Caesar spoke softly.

Di Renjie pretended to be a tiger, so he began to become a dog, because becoming a dog can eat, not only will not be laughed at, but also ensure that he will not be starved to death by real life.

How many people in real life do you say are not like this? At first, I always thought that I was amazing, not to mention eating, and I didn't even eat the dishes that I had eaten, which was naturally a tiger. However, once you are poor, then quickly turn yourself into a dog, obediently sneak into the dog cage in real life, I will eat whatever you give, because I am already a dog, who of you dares to laugh at me? Who else are you going to laugh at me? If you saw me eating when I was a tiger in the past, you could take a camera and take a picture of the tiger eating and make the world laugh to death.

When Di Renjie came to Eris for the third time, the only way for him Di Renjie was to kneel down and repeat all the words he had said in human words.

Di Renjie pretended to be a ghost at this time, and knelt down in front of Eris, which made Eris shiver with fright. Eris had her head down, and she had been thinking about her life, how bitter had she been? Although as a fairy, some people just don't know that immortals also have the difficulties of immortals, some things are also innate, there is no way to change it, if you are bad, you have to accompany her to suffer all her life. Such as nature. For example, beauty. If these two things are bad, who can live a good life in this world?

Since Di Renjie and others brought Eris to do the experiment, Eris has been crying, for no other reason, hating only that he was born with a bad appearance, and he wants to pick up a death row prisoner as a husband, but he is being hindered in every way, just afraid that he will also be put into a lawsuit and make himself even uglier.

Eris kept crying, but he didn't dare to let his tears flow out, because this was not a person hiding in a corner, and he could cry boldly, cry and cry, cry and cry.

Eris saw clearly in horror that it was Di Renjie kneeling in front of her, because before she could see clearly, she thought it was Zeus, the king of heaven, who was kneeling and begging her, so she was so frightened that her heart jumped. (To be continued.) )