"Let Qin Shi Huang eat more, this dog whips the eggs, and the man eats this is a good thing. [No pop-ups. Are you going to sleep together tonight? Mom said.

"Mom, who called you C's heart?" Meng Jiangnu replied shyly.

"Aren't I blind, I don't see it anyway. If you can overcome it, it's best to spend a few days, and you are tired all the way, not to mention eating dog whips, even eating ginseng soup is too late.

My daughter is blessed, for a long time in the future, an emperor is exclusive to you, if it is in the palace, I am afraid that the queen mother will not have the blessing of this person's possession. Take it easy! Mom said.

"I know, I like to chatter." Meng Jiangnu replied to her mother's words while adding a dog whip to Qin Shi Huang's bowl, which Meng Jiangnu found from under the plate: "This ghost thing is hiding silently, and you still want to strike?" ”

"What do you mean by me? Am I hiding, am I? "Mom is talking nonsense.

"It's not Mom!" Meng Jiangnu smiled, she had been watching Qin Shi Huang eat dog whips, because there were not many teeth in her mouth, so it was very difficult to chew.

"It's not! Say that I like to nag, this is the duty of all women in the world to be mothers, don't you like to nag or mother? Mom said.

"If you can't chew it, spit it out, and I'll feed it to you when I'm done." Meng Jiangnu said to Qin Shi Huang, this is not to say that Meng Jiangnu has a good mind, it is a kind of mutual benefit, because it is easy for men to absorb it if it is chewed, which itself is too late, plus it is difficult to digest it in the stomach for a while, what the hell is there to talk about tonight!

"No, I'll swallow it whole." Meng Jiangnu's mother thought that Meng Jiangnu said that she had to help her chew it.

Mother's words made Meng Jiangnu cry when she heard this, and changed the rare loyalty and filial piety in life to be: It is rare to have both love and filial piety in life.

Tears returned to tears, Meng Jiangnu still stretched out her mouth and then chewed the dog whip spit out by Qin Shi Huang in her mouth, and then fed Qin Shi Huang's mouth one by one, just like a mother bird raising chicks, just for the great love word.

This is an exclusive village, it wasn't before, it was a great plague that killed the human race, Meng Jiangnu went out to find a husband and escaped this catastrophe, and the old lady was the king of Hades who saw something disgusting, and it was also because she was more clever that she was spared death. As soon as she heard someone outside say that there was a plague, she didn't even go out to poop, but she won a lot.

"Mommy is here!" Qin Shi Huang said that this was when they started playing in bed.

"Mom!" Meng Jiangnu reacted quickly and sat up from lying on the couch and said.

"Mom knows that you can't wait, don't be afraid, Mom is not an outsider, if you really want to go, Mom will help you!" Mom just talks nonsense.

"No, Mom. You go and sleep by yourself. We're still early, in a few days! After Meng Jiangnu finished speaking, she smiled at Qin Shi Huang, meaning to cut her mother apart.

"Okay, I'll go out if I think I'm in the way, but I have to say one more thing, you have to be careful, don't look at Qin Shi Huang as an old man, once he gets erect, this is a weighty egg. You have to hold it with your hands, you can't let him go all in......" Mom finished the crucial words and went out.

Seeing her mother's background disappear, Meng Jiangnu smiled like a peach blossom, and hugged Qin Shihuang's neck and fell backwards to the sky. Although I think of my mother's speech, although there is some chatter, sometimes I nagging very reasonably, because my mother is a person from the past after all, and some things are smart and cannot replace experience.

Thinking of this, Meng Jiangnu stretched out her hand to her leg suspiciously, and as soon as she reached Qin Shi Huang's hand, she felt that her mother's words might have to be believed. It's not that it's average, it's really beyond the ordinary. This had to make Meng Jiangnu believe that there were ghosts in the world, and she didn't want to wait for the ghost to pinch her neck and then regret it. So Meng Jiangnu tightly held more than half of Qin Shi Huang's several hands with her two hands.

Because Meng Jiangnu cared too much, it made Qin Shi Huang feel as if he was completely outside, as if he hadn't even put a few heads in.

Goose! It's like it's better to leave it open than locked with a lock. When he encounters a curious person, he will break the lock, and he will also see the reason.

In love, men belong to the highest food chain, and in order to capture the fattest food, men have their own wonderful tricks.

Seeing Meng Jiangnu laughing so happily, Qin Shi Huang felt that he had no taste at all, and the blood all over his body was swollen as if he was about to explode, and if he didn't vent it, he would swell people to death directly!

Qin Shi Huang blocked Meng Jiangnu's mouth with his mouth, and under the cover of a sweet kiss, he scratched Meng Jiangnu's armpit with both hands, making Meng Jiangnu unable to hold her hands and scatter them. As soon as he got rid of his hand, Qin Shi Huang fought desperately, only to hear Meng Jiangnu scream in pain.

This detail is heard. said that a person with a long egg has never been addicted to killing, and he is always held by a woman more than half, but it is not as good as a few short ones to go in, because he is afraid that all of them will be ****, so he only dares to put half of them in.

Life is experience, someone taught him to touch the woman's armpit with his hands, this place is the most afraid of scratching, and when he scratches, he will spread his hands. When this person really does this, he will **** the woman with one egg!

These words are placed here to warn our female compatriots that they must remember the incident of men scratching their armpits. Or when I meet a specialty, I kneel down and beg for mercy, I don't earn this money, starvation is life!

Qin Shi Huang suddenly exerted his strength, and the energy of his whole body burst out, and Meng Jiangnu's scream woke him up from his sleep.

It was all a dream against the wall! Qin Shi Huang stretched out his hand and touched a few of his own, and this place was already a mess. This is the fierceness after the night banquet roast goose, and it is also a peek at Genghis Khan's spoils, the palace ladies have no cloth, and they hide a natural metabolism of thinking about love and beauty, the so-called fake C: ****.

Looking up at the sky, it has been a long time since midnight, and from the celestial image of the stars, Qin Shi Huang sighed from the bottom of his heart that it is difficult to argue about good and evil in life, but it is a pity that Meng Jiangnu is a good woman!

"Your Majesty, go back to your room and sleep?" The servant was always by Qin Shi Huang's side, and it was his duty.

"The sky is not guaranteed!" Qin Shi Huang cried, and the star he was waiting for finally did not appear.

"Your Majesty, look at ......" The servant pointed to the east, and a star appeared exactly one foot high.

"Yes, it's my celestial image. The savior is here, the world's first beauty Helen mine! Qin Shi Huang saw his savior appear in the sky, and jumped up and down like a child with joy.

"Pass my order, after dawn, all the war meals will be full, and the Eight-Nation Alliance will be attacked!" Goose, Qin Shi Huang really doesn't treat himself as a mortal, with the blessing of the heavenly statue and a strong army, when will he not wait for the glory of the egg?

"Blessed by the heavenly statue, Genghis Khan fell apart. The emperor had an order, everyone had a full meal of war, and after dawn began to attack the Eight-Nation Alliance. "The herald rode on horseback and walked quickly through the various barracks and battlefields, and you must know that such a large army has to convey an order, run from beginning to end, and if you doze forward, I am afraid that it will not reach the farthest place even at the end of the year.

……

"I'm here to toast Zeng Gong, it's Zeng Gong's Hunan Army Naval Division Forts that protect us!" Bao Zheng said.

"It doesn't matter if I drink more, I'm afraid that Lord Bao and Di Gong will have to be careful, will Qin Shi Huang put himself on the side of independence again?" This is Zeng Gong Zeng Guofan said.

"Please don't worry about it, I'll drink tomorrow tonight, and we'll all ride on horseback to look good when dawn!" Di Renjie said in his own loud voice.

"Don't be too optimistic, I won't fire again, I'll put the ugly words in front first, your tears are worthless." Zeng Gong Zeng Guofan said.

"Okay, okay, I'll only get half drunk and not get drunk, right?" Bao Zheng said.

……

"It's terrible, the soldiers of the Qin army are pressing in!" Border sentinels flew and shouted.

It was all expected, but I didn't expect it to come so suddenly. Yes, Qin Shi Huang also thought so, what was bound to happen should happen early and end early.

"Report to the general, the Qin army is marching in the army!" The sentry said.

"I'm in his mother's house, Qin thief. Bring me a horse-to-gun! Xiang Yu howled and picked up his gun and got on the horse.

Lu Bu's troops had already reached the front line, and Bao Zheng and Di Renjie still took Zeng Guofan to pour out all the generals and soldiers. They don't wait for the shouts to come out, so they will appear to be in a hurry, or they will go to the battlefield without even having enough to eat.

This is almost the largest think tank in China, and even Qin Shi Huang couldn't even predict that he would act independently, so he was a space seed man who saved himself, didn't this boast make the world laugh off his big teeth?

As the supreme military commander, when the fighting is temporarily stopped, as long as things are not completely settled, it is always a top priority to have enough to eat.

"King Chu, how to fight this battle?" Lu Bu asked.

"What do you think, Lord Bao Zheng?" Xiang Yu kicked the ball to Bao Zheng Space Seed Man again.

"We're back in the Eight-Nation Alliance, and if you're willing to listen to me, we'll form three teams. The men and horses of the king of Chu and General Lu attacked from the front, Di Gong's troops attacked from the eastern front, and my troops intercepted from the north! Agree and quickly put yourself in position. Bao Zheng said.

Lu Bu looked at Xiang Yu, meaning that Xiang Yu would agree. Xiang Yu knew that his troops had become the strongest corps group army of the Eight-Nation Alliance, not to mention that Bao Zheng Space Seed was arranging the troops, even if he came to arrange the troops himself, he would also put his troops in the most important place, there was nothing to play here, only by working together could the Qin army be defeated, because the disparity between any faction to fight the Qin army alone was obviously too great, Xiang Yu, as a general with rich experience in warfare, would not fail to take this into account.

"Okay!" Xiang Yu said.

Zeng Guofan returned to his naval division fort, which was far away from the frontline battlefield and was also the private hiding nest of Di Renjie and Bao Zheng.

Qin Shi Huang's army all advanced to the front line, and his eight million terracotta warriors and horses suffered little loss in the battle with Genghis Khan, and now there are at least five or six million people, and there are thousands of good generals. Pulling the formation apart makes people look intimidating.

In the front row were spearmen, all holding shields in one hand and spears in the other. This is followed by archers. In the third row were horsemen, each sitting firmly on the back of their horses with spears in hand, waiting for the first touch.

Finally, there is the carriage camp, Qin Shi Huang is going to fight to the death, this is the formation of strong soldiers, and it is also the formation of a decisive battle, because usually the carriage formation is not used, because once the defeat is defeated, the carriage formation will become a stumbling block to retreat, it seems that Qin Shi Huang is the most ruthless and vicious military strategist.

The presence of such a formation is mostly pressed by strong troops, which is a major advantage of the large corps in combat. However, any kind of arrangement has its disadvantages, which is the most headache for military families, because no matter which kind of battle you choose, there are advantages and disadvantages, because uncertainty is always the soul of war.

The Eight-Nation Coalition Corps only has spears and archers, and the generals are all Genghis Khan's surrendered soldiers, and the formation is only second only to the Qin Army Corps, but there are many good generals in the Eight-Nation Alliance, which forms a tiger and tiger fighting formation.

"Listen to the commander of your Eight-Nation Alliance, our emperor said that if you automatically give up the competition for the Golden Fleece and the world's first beauty, Helen, there will be no need to fight this battle, and you will each go home. Otherwise, it is impossible to kill one of you. Did you hear me clearly? "This is Qin Shi Huang's adjutant general speaking loudly in front of the two armies.

"Your old thief of Emperor Qin deserves to die, he didn't come when he confronted the Greek coalition army, and when we defeated the Greek coalition army, he crawled out of the ghost D, how smart are you ******? Please don't listen to the vicious and crooked military strategy of Qin Shi Huang, an old thief, your odds are no better than ours, think about it, brother? "This is Lu Bu breaking the military spirit of the Qin army.

"Do you speak like this before each of the two armies? My emperor once unified ten countries, you don't know this, understand the truth that you will be defeated in war, you will quickly withdraw from the battlefield, dismiss the army, and go home to live a small life with a family of wives and children, how happy is this! Qin Jun's orator said.

Both sides understand that this imminent war is going to kill people, and it would be nice if it could be settled with just lip service before the war began. This is what Qin Shi Huang thought of when he saw that all the Eight-Nation Alliance forces poured out, and only realized that the chance of victory was only half, but the troops had already been opened, and there was no turning back from the bow, so Qin Shi Huang asked his subordinates to make a speech first, pretending to salute first and then soldiers.

At this time, Xiang Yu came, and he said loudly: "What's the matter with you, if you don't fight, you can't pull the troops to the front line to blow the wind?" Call your Qin Shi Huang out and say that we will withdraw our troops when our conditions are met. Otherwise, there is no way back to kill one of you.

Look at your formation, this is the coffin formation, put the carriage convoy at the end, the front line is frustrated and wants to retreat, and the carriage formation on the back is so blocked that it can't retreat. Is your Qin Shi Huang a rice bucket? ”