Qin Shi Huang carried Meng Jiangnu to the mass grave, sat Meng Jiangnu under the tree, and at a glance, Qin Shi Huang was dumbfounded, and Meng Jiangnu was finally dying. [No pop-ups. Qin Shi Huang knew that Meng Jiangnu was crying a lot, shedding a lot of tears, and there was no moisture on her body!

People who have experienced ups and downs may have experienced a magic weapon in later life circumstances, Qin Shi Huang led his troops to fight a battle, once encountered a kill of most of the soldiers, and later encountered a field of turnips, this army was preserved. Thinking of this, Qin Shi Huang pulled a few radishes from the vegetable patch on the side of the road, put them in his mouth and chewed out the water first, and then fed Meng Jiangnu's mouth.

After feeding the two big radish, he whispered into Meng Jiangnu's ear: "Meng Jiangnu, wake up quickly, wake up quickly, let's go home together to take care of your mother, if you want to be my mother, our mother!" ”

Qin Shi Huang was calling on the chest of the Jiang Nu on the one hand, and on the one hand, he felt that his heart was beating, and on the other hand, he was also stimulating the sensitive area of the woman, but this is not a hooligan, it is love. It's the mailbox that activates life!

"Ouch, ouch, hey!" Meng Jiangnu woke up.

"You almost died, you know? I fed you radish soup to drink, do you still want it? Qin Shi Huang said with Meng Jiangnu in his arms.

"I'm dying of thirst!" The first thing Meng Jiangnu said when she woke up was that she was thirsty.

"If you feel thirsty, you are no longer thirsty, because you are waking up from a coma with thirst, and the water you have drunk has not yet penetrated your whole body. If you don't drink in time, it will be too much and will damage your body. "Qin Shi Huang said that the emperor is not in vain, and there is still a little bit of knowledge.

"I want to die like this, and I'm sinking and floating in the dark, thinking that I'm going to die like this. Then I heard you calling my name and asking us to take care of my mom together, and I started to float myself up. Emperor! "Meng Jiangnu is crying, like a fierce horse being tamed.

"Alright, alright. Don't call me the emperor, just call me by my nickname, my nickname is Y. Qin Shi said.

"After resting for so long, shall we get up and go?" Meng Jiangnu said.

Qin Shi Huang came to carry Meng Jiangnu on his back again. Meng Jiangnu hurriedly said: "I can walk by myself, you can help me stand up." ”

Meng Jiangnu staggered forward, and Qin Shi Huang fell without paying attention to her.

"Look at you, you have to do it. Let me carry it, don't look at me as old. The former southern conquest and northern war made me practice a good body. Once the horse fell into a pit, I lay down and pushed the horse up under the belly. How many pounds do you have? "Qin Shi Huang is so tall in front of women.

"People don't say that at the beginning, old Mo said youth. You think you're still eighteen? Meng Jiangnu didn't want to tire Qin Shi Huang up, otherwise she would have to carry him.

"Do you think eighteen men are powerful? Definitely. The eighteen-year-old man can be said to still smell and not dry, just like cabbage, it looks like a basket, a pot of water when fried, and there is no material. "Who's doing this?

A hundred Meng Jiangnu reluctantly climbed onto Qin Shi Huang's back, and Qin Shi Huang stumbled forward with Meng Jiangnu on his back.

The good times didn't last long, and Qin Shi Huang was finally tired and tired of being tired.

"Don't get up again. If you fall, just lie on the ground and rest for a while, and wait for me to carry you for a while! This is Meng Jiangnu said.

"I'm afraid I won't live to return to your house, won't this become a burden to you? Just let me die here, do you think I still have the energy to live? I've got a few old bones left! "Qin Shi Huang was afraid that Meng Jiangnu would be affected, so he would die on the road if he wanted to, and let Meng Jiangnu carry herself home and not live for a few days, blindly torturing people.

"I listened to your nonsense, and since I have decided to treat you as a human being, I will never treat you as a ghost. You are old. But I'm still young, as long as I carry you home, you won't be able to die for a while, you have a thick body foundation as an emperor. I know how many delicacies I have eaten, just as a big ship has three hundred pounds of nails when it falls.

I raise you as a husband, and if you have half of my mouthful, you will have half of your share, so don't treat yourself as an outsider anymore. Meng Jiangnu cried, although this is anti-human, treating the enemy as a lover. But life has come to this point, as we often say, a dead man is slapped in the face, and no matter how much revenge there is.

The two of them slept in the place where they had fallen until dawn.

Meng Jiangnu woke up from her sleep first, and she went to look for a few large turnips. Sitting next to Qin Shi Huang and waiting for him to wake up, this made her think of other women sitting in the cradle watching their children fall asleep, and a small sweetness welled up in her heart, although it was a sin, it was like a bad clothes, it was still okay to avoid the cold.

"Yikes!" Qin Shi Huang woke up.

"Wake up, I'm waiting for you to eat!" Meng Jiangnu said.

Qin Shi Huang woke up and touched his face with his hands, Meng Jiangnu hurriedly touched Qin Shi Huang's face with her own headscarf, and it was as if she got up in the morning and washed her face.

"I went and found a few turnips, you can eat them!" Meng Jiangnu said.

Qin Shi Huang looked at the radish, just like a girl playing with homosexuality, no one has a few, what to take and put it in C? Qin Shi Huang is a man who is so old that he has no teeth, can this radish be swallowed? So I just had to put my mouth away and smile.

Meng Jiangnu is really a good woman, looking at it in her eyes and thinking in her heart: "You sit in my arms, I will chew and feed you!" ”

"I'm still afraid that you're young and beautiful, how can I do it?" Qin Shi Huang didn't want to be such an old person, and it would only bring a burden to Meng Jiangnu.

"I've thought 10,000 times, how long will you live? Saying that you don't dislike pulling is a ghost scream, but it's 10,000 times better than nothing. When we get home, we will get married, give birth to a boy and a girl, and if you die, forget it, and I will have a partner! Meng Jiangnu said this with tears in her eyes.

Because these words were too true, Qin Shi Huang was also moved to be obedient like a cub, in order not to make his mother sad, Qin Shi Huang had to sit obediently in Meng Jiangnu's arms. Meng Jiangnu took a bite of the radish and chewed it in her mouth, and then spit it into Qin Shi Huang's mouth to Qin Shi Huang's mouth, at this time, Qin Shi Huang was like a rabbit eating, and swallowed it in his stomach after a few strokes of his nose.

Don't say it, a few mouthfuls of radishes are in your stomach, don't say that Qin Shihuang is old, people are still in chaos, and a few are also full of vitality. This made Meng Jiangnu seem to see the light, so she chewed the radish in her mouth even more, because in this way the nutrients will be absorbed more, because this thing is all produced by nutrition, and women know it. Or you have to understand both, otherwise what kind of ghost man are you going to play?

This is even more in the camphor tree, and every time the women of the medicine fair are like red crabs at the ebb tide, they flock to the drug fair market to buy tiger whips. That is, a few tigers, bought and boiled for their own men to eat, isn't it just to make men have enough energy to have a few hard and fun? Otherwise, who among the women is not so stingy that they die of eggs?

Once, a woman bought three at a time, a thousand dollars. Q: Do we say it's fake? We all say that tigers are protected animals, if not artificially made. It is a few other animals of the same kind as tigers, and it is certain that it is definitely not a tiger whip, otherwise it is worth tens of thousands! The woman smiled and said that he would always be more male if he ate him. Of course, this refers to your husband, not your husband but also your own benefit, otherwise you will have no conscience as a man.

Spring is coming, and the warm air causes seeds to sprout quietly in the soil. Meng Jiangnu felt that she was a hundred times more energetic, although she thought of being able to play with Qin Shi Huang, but she also thought of being afraid of this flame that had just come back to life. Just like a strong wind, this spark has not been blown to the Y, so Meng Jiangnu held back the love in her heart, thinking that she must wait until she carried Qin Shi Huang to her home, and she could not do it until she had raised it for a while!

Seeing hope, people will be more powerful, goose, Meng Jiangnu picked up Qin Shi Huang and walked up quickly.

Thousands of mountains and rivers, wild food is full of hunger. On this day, they finally returned to Meng Jiangnu's home.

"Mom!" Qin Shi Huang knelt on the ground and called Meng Jiangnu's mother.

"Mom, this is Qin Shi Huang, I picked it up from the road. Bring it home to be your son. Meng Jiangnu explained.

"My son, don't joke with your mother, the emperor is the Son of Heaven, does the Son of Heaven pick it up casually?" Meng Jiangnu's mother said. She is a blind b, and she has long heard that there is a Qin Shi Huang in the world.

Why did Meng Jiangnu only bring Qin Shi Huang back to her parents' home? Because Fan Xiliang is an orphan and is from the C-door, the southerners call this a drill cloth bag, and the civilized language is called a son-in-law.

"Mom, look at what you said. Fan Xiliang didn't want to go home, he thought our family was poor, and he already had a new love outside. Qin Shi Huang was in trouble, and when the country cracked down on corruption, he knelt down on the road and called my mother, so I decided to save him. "Meng Jiangnu is deceiving her mother, but it is a well-intentioned deception, as long as her mother thinks it sounds good.

"I think ** is not far from ten to see that you are beautiful, it is a hooligan pretending to be Qin Shi Huang, in order to please you, choose the best one! Let him come over and let me touch it, although he is blind, if I touch him is a shriveled head, this person is a hooligan, pretending to be Qin Shi Huang to C your b. "In ancient times, there was no civilized language, and Cb was the best word at that time.

Qin Shi Huang sat in the corner of the door and didn't dare to move, only looked at Meng Jiangnu with his eyes. He was a little afraid to let his mother-in-law verify his head, because there was something unclear in it, although the old lady was right, the hooligan's head was mostly a lot of time, and it would be a little shriveled, but people would tend to this thing when they were old, would this become a hooligan? Did the old cow eat the tender grass from this?

Meng Jiangnu stared at Qin Shi Huang for a moment, and saw that there was still a great wisdom in his head, although he was a little old and wrinkled: "Go and let my mother touch it, I see that you are okay, Heavenly Court still has some fullness, and it will not blind you into a hooligan's head!" ”

Qin Shi Huang reluctantly walked into his mother's arms under the urging of Meng Jiangnu, and the old lady reached out and touched it, she touched her mouth first, from the bottom up.

"Yes! really has the emperor's fan, the face is good! I'm going to touch my head again. Goose! Are you still using your brains now? Meng Jiangnu's mother said.

"I'm just using my brain to solve the problem at this time, leading troops to expedition to Greece......" Qin Shi Huang still left half a sentence, he felt that it would be a shame to say this in front of his mother-in-law.

"I said that you are fat, you gasp, you led the army to Greece, I soaked N and overflowed the Yellow River over the embankment, cut, coax the blind to come?" Mom said.

"Mom, look at what you said, people are real!" Meng Jiangnu said.

"I haven't touched his number yet, the emperor's is longer, this has become a ghost? Also! I'm afraid that it seems to have been dragged by the court women, otherwise these few would not have been so long. Is it really Qin Shi Huang? Mom said.

"I really am Qin Shi Huang!" Qin Shi Huang said.

"I didn't ask you, Meng Jiangnu, is this true?" Mom said.

"He's telling the truth, almost?" Meng Jiangnu said.

"It's a pity!" Mom said.

"What's the pity, Mom?" Meng Jiangnu said.

"It's a pity, I don't dare to rub it out, just because he is a few years old, and I'm afraid that if I make it hard, I will damage his many gods. Do you know what's going on? Mom said.

Meng Jiangnu was cooking, and when she heard her mother say this, she glanced back, and just saw her mother's hand on Qin Shihuang's hand, which was a little bit hard.

"What's going on, Mom?" Meng Jiangnu really didn't know.

"I said that you have to wait for a god who has been raised for a period of time before you can Cb with him, just because he is a few years old, and he has to be full of blood at a time, so the emperor will die quickly if he is greedy, and these damn palace maids have nothing to do after eating!" Mom said.

"Mom, how do you know?" Meng Jiangnu said.

"It's a matter of ears, mom is just blind. Aren't we producing beautiful women here, it is said that an aunt of many of your aunts once went to be a palace maid, and returned to her hometown after she got old. She often talked about the erotic things she loved in the court. She said that she herself was considered a first-class product, and she could sleep with the emperor twice a year at most.

When the turn comes, it's like a hungry ghost eating, holding on to death. Did you stop that night? Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, the most decisive thing is to play with men. C twice in the first half of the night, and then he has been pulling a few men a little, if it is not hard, it is enough, and it is hard and then C. The emperor is also helpless, when he arrives in the palace maid's room, he has to listen to the palace maid, don't look at the emperor who says to kill whoever he wants, sometimes the palace maids will secretly kill the emperor. But I also know that the palace maids rarely get to the emperor once a year, who will not do it to death? You say you're Qin Shi Huang, am I right? Mom said.

Qin Shi Huang's few were still in the hands of his mother-in-law, his eyes were dripping at Meng Jiangnu's face, and he didn't dare to make his own decisions if he had something to say in his heart. Meng Jiangnu knew the difficulty and said, "Is that the case Qin Shi Huang?" ”

"That's right. I try to keep all the ladies at least once a year, and then I go back and add the ones I like at most once or twice. Which palace maid will be handed over to her this night, as long as she can get hard, then there is nothing to say.

But most of the palace maids are smart masters, and they have already prepared the King Kong Great Tonic Pill, although it is a forbidden medicine in the palace, but they will put it in the glutinous rice balls and the like to secretly let you eat it, and it is up to them to live or die! We emperors don't care so much, because the palace ladies are like this. Qin Shi Huang said.

"Goose! It seems that being an emperor is not exactly a good messenger? Meng Jiangnu said. (To be continued.) )