44. Helen reminisced about her childhood catching crickets with the little prince

"Do you think that there are many more men than women to be men? Definitely. That's enough, that's atomic energy, you know the. The little prince said.

"It's me who knows a fart, then you say that the male cricket is beautiful, then you are the male cricket, and you are more beautiful than me." Little Helen said.

"I didn't say I'm prettier than you, I'm talking about crickets, and the pretty ones are male crickets. Look at the way they fight, the two big feet on their backs, they can kick a cricket of the same weight as themselves far away. You haven't seen crickets fight, it's so beautiful.

When I was a child, my grandfather used to take me to the grass far away to catch crickets, but not women's crickets. Guess how my grandfather said he said that putting them together would spoil the male crickets. But our children call female crickets prostitute X drums, just because there is ** on the female crickets, we think they are male crickets. It's also because the crickets with ** on the butt can't fight, so we call them bad people - prostitute X drum.

The male crickets are really beautiful to fight, the two crickets bite each other, and from time to time they cheer themselves up, that is, they open their copper wings and make a loud noise. The one who wins will follow behind the loser until the loser is far away.

Then the one who wins will repair his beard, and those two whiskers are really beautiful, just like the pheasant feathers on Sun Wukong's head. ”

"Seeing that you said it so nicely, and you haven't caught it, I think you're talking nonsense and nonsense." Little Helen listened to him say so much, and she didn't believe it.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, there will be a lot of male crickets screaming at night, if only there were candles, Bao caught." The little prince said.

"There will be candles," said little Helen, "and wait a minute, won't we get a few out at supper." ”

"Silly," said the little prince, "I will go home, and I will be scolded later, and I will go home now." ”

"No, no, little prince, wait a minute, wait a minute, we'll catch crickets together after dinner." Our little Helen refused to take the little prince home, and stayed for the night to catch crickets with her.

"Your mother will scold me when she sees that I haven't come home so late." The little prince was a little helpless about little Helen.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'll hide you in a rockery in the back garden. I'll steal it for you to eat, and promise not to starve you to death. Little Helen said.

"Then I have to go home for the night, and I'll be scared when it's a good night, so what should I do?" The little prince looked at little Helen with a little frown.

"Of course I have a way, when you look at me, I will always have a way." As she spoke, little Helen told him that she would have a way to do it, and this is a later story, so there is no need to repeat it.

The little prince was hidden in a rockery cave by little Helen, and waited for little Helen to have dinner before bringing delicious food to the little prince to eat. The two little ones are so naughty, innocent and pure as snowflakes in the sky, although they float carefree, and when they get dirty on the ground, that will be a matter for later.

"Come to Luo, eat roast duck Luo!" Little Helen brought candles and a big fat roast duck with her after dinner.

"Silly, can such a fat roast duck be eaten? Definitely. Eat me into a chubby squat, hello, don't want me, huh? You said. "The little prince is afraid that if he eats fat roast duck, he will gain weight.

"Silly, wouldn't you choose thin places to eat, such as heads and feet? It's full of bones, so be it. Little Helen taught him to eat thin places, so as not to be fat and unsightly.

The two little families were in the rockery, and little Helen watched the little prince eat so deliciously, and she was still a little salivating, although she was already full.

Our little Helen was not a fool, and brought other goodies besides that fat roast duck.

It's a heavenly world, two little guys who have no one to care about, naughty, and demigods and half-immortals.

"Start catching crickets," said Helen, smiling as she looked at the little prince.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I haven't finished eating this cricket's foot yet." The little prince humorously thinks of the roast duck as a cricket.

"Start catching crickets," little Helen meant urging the little prince to hurry up and eat.

"It's not really night, do you hear crickets chirping somewhere?" The little prince is chewing on the feet of a cricket.

"Start catching crickets," little Helen crawled on the ground and looked out of the cave, "isn't it night, why haven't you heard the crickets yet, I'm afraid they're all asleep." The crickets are playing tricks on us, and when they know that we are going to catch them today, they all go on strike, and they have to hide in their homes and not come out. ”

"Of course Luo, you think. When we hear the crickets, we all have to crawl over slowly so that they don't hear our footsteps. The little prince said.

"You mean that crickets still have ears," said little Helen, with a little curiosity, "is it the same as a man?" There's a lot of stuff on you. Like eyes and hands? ”

"It's fair to say, but there's a difference. It's two more hands than us. The little prince said.

Honk..................

"The crickets are chirping," said little Helen happily, "Brother Prince, do you hear me, there?" ”

"Of course I heard it, but don't do that cricket, and I know it's a weak cricket by its cry." The little prince said.

"Out of ghosts, the prince's brother can also use his ears as eyes, just by listening to the sound, you can tell that it is a weak cricket." Little Helen wondered how she knew it was a weak cricket.

Honk...... Honk..............................

"This cricket is the one we're going to catch, listen." The little prince said.

"Oh, you mean it's a big cricket when you stop and scream again?" Little Helen asked.

"Yes, it's a big male cricket. The copper wings on its back are so big that they make a loud noise when they are closed and opened. Just like when a boy sings, the main thing is to attract girls, and that's a truth. The little prince said.

"And can you sing? You sing to attract me, aren't I a girl? Definitely. Little Helen said.

"Silly, we are together every day, and then we use singing to attract, is that interesting? Definitely. The little prince said.

"Hehe, I can't sing," little Helen said with a smile, "You're not a male cricket, no wonder you're not beautiful, it's your own words, male crickets are so beautiful." ”

"Silly, don't talk nonsense, let's crawl over and catch it slowly, I'll make sure you're a big male cricket." As he spoke, the little prince began to crawl towards the place where the male cricket had just called. Little Helen also slowly crawled forward.