45 God does not eat the grass around the nest

The coalition of the Achaean army once again began to launch a more fierce attack, the brave and skilled Agamenliu, and the incomparably brave God of War level Menelaos, like two fierce tigers shuttling among the wolves.

The bronze spear in his hand can pierce the opponent's heart with a single shot, making his eyes pitch black, as if darkness has suddenly descended, and he can't see the way clearly, like a foot falling into a cliff, suddenly leaving the bustling world, and landing a living life on the house, becoming a delicious meal on the table of the king of Yama.

Seeing that the army of the Trojans was killed by two lion tiger-like gods of war and retreated, the bright-eyed Athena grabbed the god of war and said:

"Ares, terrible murderer! We should leave the two sides alone and not interfere, and our father Zeus will decide which side will emerge victorious. Let's avoid provoking Zeus! ”

After saying that, he began to pull Ares away from the battlefield and sit on the seashore away from the battlefield. There is a large pasture where all the horses of the Achaeans would be released during the armistice, and it is the best natural pasture.

The gods are going to gather here to watch the battle, and they are each making their own bets. Sometimes they do small tricks to make sure they win the bet.

For example, two immortals bet on who will kill whom, and when they are really about to kill each other, the immortal who made the bet stretches out his hand that is invisible to others and saves that person.

This is like underworld gambling, if you go down as a guest, he will change his cards if he wins, and you can't see the horses and feet in it at all. Some people call this "fairy hand".

However, **also** stipulates that between the big diplomatic relations and the big diplomatic relations, you can't mess around, otherwise you will have to go around if you can't eat. Because every big state faction has its own state boss, the so-called coalition group.

And in this naval battle at this time, the immortals are also composed of two factions. The public faction was commanded by Zeus. The women's party was led by Queen Hera.

They all use their supreme authority to play and enjoy the lives of mortals as a game. But sometimes they get carried away and involve their children and die in the scourge of war.

is just like the high-ranking officials in today's world, who sit on the high platform of war with corruption and bribery, and use his dog's legs as the god of war, commanding him to conquer one city after another. Embezzlement of major construction sites, embezzlement of major commercial institutions, embezzlement of major disaster relief materials, and so on.

Who is Zeus of the Dog Day, who is Hera the Locust of the Dog Day, and who is the corrupt and bribed dog official at the level of the God of War? Like this unprecedented war, fight for money, fight for beauty.

No one can tell how many kings were involved in this war, and like the corrupt officials of the world today, no one can see how much money they have, just as Gaddafi loaded his car with gold, and only the king of Yama could judge him.

Athena pulled the god of war away, and the Trojans began to stand their ground. The fierce fighting between the two armies once again reached a peak.

The war on earth aside, the gods set up tents on the beach, like a sacred place in the fairy world.

Cupid and Venus, they are alternative immortals, and the husband and wife are extremely affectionate. They sit in their own little world.

"Let's go over there," said Venus, "and we'd better not interfere, for Hera is not to be messed with, and I am both female, and of the same faction as her." ”

"I don't make a bet, I don't care who wins or loses, we stay away from the land of right and wrong." Cupid said.

The two of them slowly walked away from their tents, chatting as they went.

"I heard that Zeus was manipulating," Venus said, "and he made David a god on the fresco, and now he is the god of war." ”

"No," said Cupid, "it's the fairy, as far as she will, it's fairy, not something that magic can do." It was the fairy who painted David's frescoes with dot painting, making it a living man. ”

"It's not that the fairy was sent to the prison because she mistakenly killed the god of war with the dream induction technique." Venus said.

"I know very well that it should have been Hera's mistake, and when Zeus tried the fairy, it should have been condemned to death and executed on the spot. It was Hera who lit a fire in the backyard and said that the fairy had been burned to death, and the matter was over. Later, someone told God about it, and God himself stepped in and scolded Zeus to the blood. And took the fairy to the prison. Cupid said.

"And you don't know, I heard that God brought the fairy to heaven, and did not put her in prison, but put her in his own bed...... Venus began to smile crookedly.

"Don't talk nonsense, there's such a mess of God." Cupid said.

"Cut," said Venus, "you men, am I not clear?" Who is there a cat who doesn't love fish? Isn't God human? Definitely. ”

"But then again, fairies are an alternative to the divine realm, although they are one level lower than gods, but they are still above humans. It is also reasonable for God to have a physical effect on her, but it is not reasonable. A criminal and a high god, which is not afraid to compromise decency. Is it because no one can control God? Cupid said.

"What can I do if I can manage it, except for the face, this is not a crime, the fairy is voluntary, even if God is a common people, it is safe and sound." Venus said.

"You know a fart, don't you break the law if you want to? Definitely. If you were to get a little girl, who wouldn't want to? Is this also not illegal? Definitely. Cupid said.

"You are talking about the world, the sky is definitely different, there is no ignorant little girl in the sky at all. The heavens are made up of adults, so it's okay. What else do you have to say, what else do you have to say? Venus spoke Cupid without any reason, and began to laugh.

"I heard that God still kneels before the fairies," Venus said after laughing, "and God knelt before the fairies and begged her to teach him the art of inducing dreams." I heard that God has heard that dream-inducing can lead the girl you like into your dreams......"

"No," Cupid said, "God has seventy-two sisters in three palaces, six courtyards, and so does this also require dream induction?" Definitely. ”

"Men don't understand the man's heart," said Venus, "and rabbits always think that the grass around the nest is not delicious." ”

"You, you still can't graduate after a hundred first-grade studies, that is, rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, and stay for the winter to eat. You know. Cupid said.

"God doesn't eat the grass around the nest." Venus laughed as she spoke.

"You just learned to be naughty somewhere," Cupid said, "You are the grass by my nest, and I eat you every day, but this grass of yours is a sacred grass, and the more you eat it, the longer it grows." ”

As they spoke, the two began to go crazy......