Chapter 769, poor bandit!

He is very invincible if he is shameless, and the shamelessness of others makes Tang Zhong very stressed.

Cai Sanpao's excuse made Tang Chong stunned on the spot, his face was pale, and his body trembled, as if he had done something bad like stealing someone's daughter-in-law and digging someone's ancestral grave.

Listen to you, what a sincere mountain man. The reason why he robbed with a knife was just because the people in the mountains were simple, and he was embarrassed to negotiate with himself about the price increase.

This made Tang Chong, who was interested in the supremacy of his own brothers and also have to settle accounts, very guilty, and the result of the guilt was that he jumped like thunder, rushed to Cai Sanpao's face, went to his lower third road and stomped more than a dozen feet.

"If you don't take the initiative to raise the price, it's because the people in the mountains are simple, and they rush to be the first to want to be rude to the girl because you are too poor to marry a daughter-in-law?" Tang Zhong sneered again and again. But why is it a flower girl?

Although the place where he was hiding just now was some distance away from the place where these stupid thieves connected, Tang Chong's ears were extremely sensitive, and he naturally listened to the content of their conversation.

Hearing that they were arguing over who would go to Sushan first, Tang Chong was really laughing and angry, what position did this group of bastards who are neither big nor small put me in?

I haven't been on it before, what are you fighting for?

Besides, if I did, what else would I do with you?

Stupidity!

Cai Sanpao was kicked by Tang Zhong and injured his eggs, clutching his crotch and screaming.

However, no matter how loud he screamed, no one would come to his rescue.

Because, where they are now located is Rabbit Mountain. In this deep mountain and old forest, where else will there be any human traces except rabbits?

Although Cai Cannon and Cai Ercannon's whole body was weak and collapsed to the ground, the screams of the third cannon were still heard in their ears. They can't help much, all they can do is to shrink their bodies into the tent as much as possible, and while shrinking back, they chant the words: You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me.

"Yes, yes, yes." Cai Sanpao nodded while crying. Although he felt that Tang Chong's excuse was very bad, the excuse he could think of was worse than this, so he could only agree with Tang Chong's words: "This reason is this reason." The people in the mountains are poor, and I haven't married a daughter-in-law in my thirties, and when I see my eldest sister pretty, I want to get it.

This time it was not Tang Chong's business, Su Shan directly grabbed a burning firewood stick and stabbed it into Cai Sanpao's crotch.

Seeing where Su Shan was squatting expressionlessly, and the burning burning stick in his hand was still spinning and turning, Tang Chong felt that his scalp was numb, and his body was trembling by the night wind. It was obviously someone else's egg, and his own egg was also twitching with bursts.

"It's too ruthless."

"Ahh

Tang Zhong kicked Cai Sanpao's ass and scolded, "You fart? Is this painful or cool? ”

"Pain, pain, help, help, life, killing." Cai Sanpao shouted hoarsely. Obviously, the lethality of Su Shan's burning stick is not low.

Tang Zhong looked at Su Shan and said, "Did you smell anything burning?" ”

Su Shan glanced at Tang Chong, and then reluctantly withdrew the burning stick.

Obviously, she even blamed Tang Chong.

They had discussed such a dirty matter, but Tang Chong had not told her.

Tang Zhong was also aggrieved about this, he was indeed going to give Su Shan a mouthful at that time, but he didn't think about what expression to use when he said this.

For example, he said to Su Shan with a grin: Those thieves want to be on #you, and they are arguing over who will be the first.

still had a grim expression, and said with a sad face: Those thieves want to be on #you, and they are arguing over who will be the first.

If it were you, in which way would you say it?

Look at what a difficult technical task this is.

Tang Zhong squatted down and looked at Cai Sanpao and said, "You have been bad for a long time, right?" ”

"How do you know?" Cai Sanpao said while holding his balls.

"How do I know?" Tang Zhong sneered. "Please, I studied psychology in college, okay? What I study is the human heart, is human nature good? My friends I usually deal with are all IQ below 70, and my opponents are all IQ higher than 100, okay? I don't even look at a good thing like you, okay? ”

Su Shan was angry and said, "Your IQ is not seventy. ”

"You're an exception, you're an exception." Tang Zhong explained with a smile on his face. "I say this mainly to show my wisdom and martial arts - also, Huaming Liang Tao Wang Aiguo Their IQ is indeed below seventy, I don't believe you go back and test them."

"-" Hua Ming, Liang Tao, and Wang Aiguo said that they were also shot while lying down.

Tang Chong looked at Cai Sanpao again and said, "When I gave you an advance, I saw your greedy eyes. However, people are greedy, and this is understandable. But you can carry this backpack on your back, but you pretend you can't do it - what is your purpose? Don't you just want my backpack to go on the road so that it drains my physical strength? ”

"Also, what are you doing when you're climbing a mountain so fast? Want us to get no respite? I don't say stop, you don't shout stop, is there a guide like you? Everything you've done has exposed the vicious intentions you want to exhaust us both - and the most hateful thing is that you keep breaking branches all the way to lead those two fools? Such obvious traces, not to mention me, even our teammate Su Shan can see at a glance that there is something wrong with you. ”

“――”

Tang Zhong patted Cai Sanpao's cheek and said: "Bandits must also have the consciousness of bandits, the times are developing, science and technology are advancing, and your robbery methods must also keep pace with the times and continue to improve, otherwise, will we let you rob well or not?" Have you ever thought about us poor hostages? ”

Cai Sanpao wanted to nod and say that it was good to let the robbery be good, but when he saw Tang Chong's sneering and murderous eyes, he quickly changed his words and said: "If you don't let the robbery, don't let the robbery, don't let the robbery, don't wonder others if you don't learn the arts." ”

"Do you say I killed you or did I kill you?" Tang Zhong asked.

"Kill me-" Cai Sanpao looked at Tang Chong in horror, he always felt that his brain was obviously not enough when talking to Tang Chong.

"Killed?"

"Don't. Don't kill me. "Cai Sanpao is very scared." Big brother - no, uncle, grandpa, I was wrong. I shouldn't have bad thoughts. I don't dare anymore, so you can spare my life. I don't want your money, I'll give you back the 100 dollar deposit - I'll show you the way for free, and you'll treat me as a fart. ”

"Do you usually look in the mirror?"

"-- every day."

"Since you look in the mirror every day, don't you notice that you have a stupid face that is hard to believe? Why should I believe you? ”

"I—"

"It's better to kill it clean." Tang Zhong said.

"Don't kill me." Cai Sanpao wept bitterly. "It is illegal to kill. Someone sees me going into the mountains with you, and if I don't go back with you, they'll call the police. You're a big guy, so why bother yourself? ”

"That's right." Tang Zhong hesitated. "Kill them both? No one else saw them follow me into the mountains. ”

Cai Sanpao's throat squirmed, and he said, "Kill them - it's not okay?" ”

"Then do you say to kill you or kill them? One or two must die, right? Otherwise, my friends and I will be very angry,"

"Kill them." Cai Sanpao said without hesitation. The second artillery of the cannon, the third artillery is sorry for you.

Syllable!

Tang Chong slapped him in the face, and scolded loudly: "Are they your own brothers?" Isn't it your own brother? You are a ruthless, ruthless, unrighteous dog with no heart, no lungs, no wolf heart, and no lungs, and you don't hesitate to poison your own brother, do you still have any humanity? Are you still talking about righteousness? You even sold your own brother, why should I trust you? ”

Cai Sanpao cried profusely. Cannon Second Artillery, you're sorry for me.

Tang scolded heavily for a while, and said viciously: "Give you another chance, who do you say to kill?" ”

Cai Sanpao gritted his teeth and didn't speak. Are you stupid?

Syllable!

Tang Zhong slapped him in the face again, and continued to scold: "You bastard, liar, you just said that you wanted to show me the way, and you didn't answer a simple question I asked you now, how can I believe that you will lead the way for me?" Where to lead the way? Bring it into the ravine? If you don't respect me, then I don't need to respect you. I'll kill you if I don't kill anyone—"

Cai Sanpao was crying and was about to die.

Su Shan frowned and said, "Hurry up and solve it." ”

"There's no need to rush, right?" Tang Zhong said reluctantly. "He's a lot of fun. Why don't you come and have fun too? ”

“――”

The final result was that Tang Zhong didn't kill anyone.

He tied Cai Dacang and Cai Erpao back to back with ropes, and fed Cai Sanpao enough to make him faint for three days and three nights, and then pulled Su Shan into the tent and slept beautifully.

The next morning, Tang Chong and Su Shan woke up early.

Su Shan glanced at the three non-lethal cannons in his sleep and said, "What if there is no guide?" ”

"I'm the guide." Tang Zhong said.

"Do you know the road?"

"What do you think I've been talking to that idiot all the way?" Tang Zhong said with a roll of his eyes. "Since you're going to kill someone, you have to trick him out of his mouth first. Be prepared. ”

Su Shan's eyes were full of pity when he looked at the three cannons, and he thought to himself, the most important thing to be a modern bandit is to have eyes. In the future, when you meet someone like Tang Chong, you can accept a little filial piety and kowtow three times, and then let him go.

(PS: Thank you for the reward and emotional confession of the students who have no regrets.) ）