Chapter 768, the people in the mountains are simple!
Chapter 768, the people in the mountains are simple!
Su Shan's posture was very indecent.
For she was lying on the green grass behind the bushes with her feet facing the sky.
What's even more indecent is that the pants on her body have faded to the knees.
It's like a woman ready for a field battle, ready to wait for her teammates to come in with guns.
She never imagined that she would experience such an embarrassing scene.
Su Shan didn't want to poop, she wanted to pee.
The relationship between her and Tang Chong was not so close that she could say to Tang Chong with a big grin, Tang Chong, you came to help me watch me pee.
Besides, she really can't do such a thing. Even if their relationship is a little more intimate.
The mountain road is steep, the leaves cover the sky and the sun, and the body is sweating, so it is natural to constantly replenish water.
Soon, her stomach was swollen and her bladder felt overwhelmed.
However, at that time, they were in an upward stage, and if she found a hidden place in the back, I was afraid that Tang Chong and Cai Sanpao would be able to see her clearly at a glance.
It was not easy to find the flat place where Lu Huitou was headed, and Tang Zhong and Cai Sanpao needed to rest, and she also urgently needed to solve her physical problems.
She has already shown it so obviously, but Tang Chong, who is usually smart as a demon, can't understand it.
Finally sent Tang Chong away, she finally got the opportunity to be released, and just as she took off her pants, she heard Tang Chong's greeting voice coming from not far away: Su Shan, do you want paper.
Her body shuddered, and a branch was accidentally broken by her. The woman can't stand up to pee like a man, and her squatting body on the ground is unsteady on its feet, so she can only fall backwards in embarrassment.
What made her even more maddened was that she heard Tang Chong's footsteps getting closer and closer.
Ignoring the pain in her back, she shouted out to Tang Zhong not to come.
Maybe she reminded too late, or maybe Tang Chong was running too fastβanyway, now Tang Chong was already standing in front of her.
"Are you alright?" Tang swallowed heavily and asked in a low voice.
"Let's go." Su Shan shouted.
She pressed her legs together and reached for her pants to lift.
But how can the pants be pulled up when the body is lying on the grass?
"You continue. Go on. Tang Zhong stretched out his hand to stop it. I didn't see anything. β
With that, he turned and walked away.
If you don't go, you can't go. Looking at Su Shan again, he will definitely kill someone.
Tang Zhong waited on the hillside for a long time, and only when he was worried again about whether Su Shan fell unconscious or his legs were numb and cramped and difficult to get up, Su Shan walked out from behind the bushes.
Tang Zhong glanced at Su Shan and saw that she was expressionless, so he was relieved.
It seems that this matter has just passed.
Although the two pretended that nothing had happened, the embarrassing and embarrassing scene just now was not something that could be forgotten.
Su Shan was originally a little thirsty, but he was worried that the incident would happen again, so he couldn't help but stop drinking water, just tore the bread sticks and stuffed them into his small mouth and chewed carefully.
Tang Zhong sat next to Cai Sanpao, the two talked and laughed, pointing at the surrounding scenery, and they didn't know what they were talking about.
After resting for more than ten minutes, Tang clapped his palms again, stood up and said, "Let's go." Let's walk for another hour, and then we'll find a place to settle down. Spend the night in the mountains tonight. β
As he spoke, he carried the large backpack that did not lose weight on his shoulders. Cai Sanpao led the way, and Su Shan still walked in the middle.
Looking at the traces of the white pants behind Su Shan's buttocks dyed green by the grass, thinking of the shocking and exciting scene just now, his body couldn't help but feel a little hot.
"How can a living person be suffocated by urine? It's stupid. Tang Zhong said complainingly. I hate women the most, and they use beauty tricks at every turn.
These days, how can a man not like beauty tricks?
Tang Chong and Su Shan stopped talking, I don't know if they felt something, and Cai Sanpao also became silent.
The three of them hurried all the way, and finally found the second resting point that Cai Sanpao had scheduled when it was dark: Dayan Terrace.
Dayan Terrace is a raised round boulder, covering an area of more than a dozen square meters, like a huge large grinding plate. It's safe and clean to camp on it, and you don't have to wash the ground. And it's easy to defend and difficult to attack, ordinary vipers and beasts can't climb up at all, even if they are surrounded by those monsters - they can also throw Cai Sanpao out to attract the enemy, and then he takes Su Shan to escape from another direction.
Taking into account all the possibilities before and after, Tang Zhong happily took out the miniature tent from his backpack and held it up neatly.
He also instructed Cai Sanpao to go down and find some dry firewood, because the mountain wind was strong at night, and he needed to use these woods to ward off the cold. And with this fire, ordinary poisonous snakes and poisonous beasts dare not approach.
Cai Sanpao looked at the small tent and said, "The three of us, I'm afraid this tent can't be lived, right?" β
"That's a good question." Tang Zhong smiled and nodded. "So, you need to make a fire outside and keep vigil, just in case something climbs up and bites us."
"I'm keeping vigil alone?" Cai Sanpao's bitter gourd face became a little more bitter.
"yes." Don nodded. "If I wake up, I'll come out and chat with you."
"But what if I doze off?"
"Then you're going to have to watch your ass." Tang Zhong said. "It is said that there are many snakes that like to put their mouths on people's buttocks?"
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"You look aggrieved." Tang Zhong looked at Cai Sanpao and said.
"It's very aggrieved." Cai Sanpao nodded. He's tired, too.
"It's a bit of a bully." Tang Zhong looked pensive. "So be it. Let's vote democratically to decide who to keep vigil at night -- in favor of Cai Sanpao's raising of hands for the night vigil. β
After Tang Zhong finished speaking, he was the first to raise his right hand.
Su Shan's movements were not slow, and he raised his beautiful little hand after Tang Chong.
"Brother Sangun is what everyone expects. Don't you feel aggrieved now, do you? Tang Chong looked at Cai Sanpao and said.
"--No grievances." Cai Sanpao said as he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.
"It's good if you don't feel wronged." Tang pat Cai Sanpao on the shoulder. "We want to convince people with virtue."
Su Shan was the first to get into the tent and prop up the inflatable curtain, sleeping on it at night was not only not uncomfortable, but soft, like sleeping on his own big bed.
Tang Zhong was very interesting, and chatted with Cai Sanpao for half an hour, and then dropped him down and got out of the sleeping bag.
Although Cai Sanpao was reluctant, he couldn't resist. Who made him take money from others? Who let this be democratically decided?
The fire burned brighter and brighter, and the night grew darker and darker, and the two people in the tent did not move when they entered, as if they were soon asleep.
Cai Sanpao was a very patient hunter, he waited and waited, and after another two or three hours, he felt that Tang Zhong and Su Shan should have slept to death, so he picked up a burning firewood and stood on the wild goose platform and waved the torch.
A few minutes later, two more men in black quickly approached. Both of them wore cloth shoes, and their feet fell to the ground silently.
Cai Sanpao slid down the Dayan Platform and whispered to the two black-clothed men: "The fat sheep is asleep in the tent. β
"Brothers, don't hurt that when you touch the money."
"Definitely not. I'm going to try it out. β
"I'll taste it first."
"I'll go first."
"I'm the boss."
"I'm the second oldest."
"Why can the second eldest come first?"
"That's all I have."
"Alright, alright." Cai Sanpao shouted in a low voice. "The fat sheep hasn't been solved yet, what is the dispute? I'll taste that girl first, I brought people in. If you are not convinced, I will go up and wake them up now. β
"Okay. You come first, you go first. The two men in black compromised.
Cai Sanpao pulled out a dagger from his waist and gestured at the two men in black, signaling them to attack from the other two directions.
The two men gestured in agreement, and the three of them gathered the crumbling-looking improvised tent in three directions.
Cai Sanpao raised three fingers, and then subtracted one every second-
When all three fingers were withdrawn, he jerked open the tent and slipped into it with a dagger.
The other two men in black also unzipped from the other two directions and stuck their heads into the tent as well.
The three heads met smoothly in the tent, and then everyone's eyes showed expressions of confusion and surprise.
"Three guns, what about people?" The man in black asked.
"Obviously, I got in, and I kept guarding by the side, and I didn't see anyone leaving."
"If you don't see it, can you still enter the ground?"
"How do I know?"
"Could it be that he ran away? Let's chase it. The kid had a big bill in his wallet. β
"Why do I feel dizzy-"
Thump!
A man in black fell to the ground.
Thump!
The other man in black also fell to the ground.
"Second Cannonβ"
Thump!
Cai Sanpao's body was also soft, and he didn't have the strength to support him to continue lying on his stomach.
The heads of the three were lying in the tent, half of their bodies exposed, and they were lying down in a very strange position.
"Three cannons, we can't light the cannons."
"I'm going to be ordered this time."
Tang Zhong and Su Shan walked out from behind the hidden woods, climbed up to Dayan Terrace very easily, and saw the three people lying there unable to move, with a sarcastic smile on their faces.
Tang Zhong didn't care about the two men in black, but dragged him out of the tent with the legs of the three cannons.
Grabbing him by the hair, he pulled him to the fire, looked at him with a smile, and said, "These three steps taste good, right?" Especially for you. β
The three guns blinked his eyes, which were not at all innocent, and did not speak.
"If you think the salary is low, can you negotiate with me to increase the price? Isn't it immoral to do it privately? β
Although Sancang's body was weak and his brain was dizzy, he also knew that life and death were at stake now, so he tried hard to raise his voice, and explained with a sincere face: "The people in the mountains are simple - I'm embarrassed to raise the price." β