480 The Golden Fleece, and Helen, with the paws of the bear, and with the fish
"Doll, I don't put you in my eyes, call your father Yue Fei over, if it's not appropriate, let us fight gun-to-gun." Lu Bu wanted to compete with Yue Fei, because although Yue Fei and Yue Yun were father and son, their fame was far apart, and they couldn't arouse the desire to fight.
"Lu Buxiu has to deceive people too much, do you still have to work hard for my father to deal with a white radish like you? Definitely. Yue Yun began to get impatient, and wanted to provoke Lu Buqi first, wait for Lu Bu to strike first, and then smash down with a double hammer, and stand on reason in front of God.
Indeed, Lu Bu was so angry, remembering that Zhang Fei had scolded himself for being a slave with three surnames, and now it was Yue Yun who was saying that he was a white radish, is this still a human being? See if I don't shoot a child and wait for it.
"Wait for the gun!" Lu Bu was in a hurry, really anxious. Don't you understand white radish? No, that is, he looks too tall, but he is not worth much, and the cabbage is still bad on the street.
Yue Yun saw that Lu Bu had fallen into his own trick, so he first pushed Mahler aside, not to confront Lu Bu head-on, nor to use the sledgehammer in his hand to block Lu Bu's heavenly halberd that was slashing at his head, but when Lu Bu's spear was about to split his head, he couldn't let it be early, because if he let it be early, people would change their tricks.
Because as a general, it is not a dead egg, and this is the most basic skill when you see the move, and the temporary change of the move, just like the multiplication formula, one by one gets one, and one two gets two. No matter how white the radish is, it can't even be white, right?
In the battle between the two armies against the enemy, especially one-on-one, the biggest trouble in outwitting the strong is to take risks, not casually saying that if you outwit the strong, you can outwit the strong, that is called B, otherwise there are strong people in the world, and they all put themselves on the side of the weak, and then when they encounter the strong, they will follow B and outwit them.
Ma Tong's human nature, just when Lu Bu's heavenly halberd was about to fall on Yue Yun's head, Yue Yun clamped the horse's stomach with his feet, and his body tilted to the side, just to almost let Lu Bu's spear hit his head. A cold gust of wind blew through the door. There is also a smell of a train passing by quickly with a weapon.
Yue Yun thought to himself that it was time, it would be too late if he didn't start, and he didn't even have time to lift the hammer higher, so he directly put the sledgehammer in his hand on Lu Bu's Heavenly Halberd. He used his body as a force to suppress downward.
So did Lu Bu think of killing Yue Yun with one shot? It's not to pull down, because seeing that Yue Yun's hammer is not an ordinary weight, you don't need to hit it down with some strength, if you are blocked up by Yue Yun, it is a trivial matter for the handle to be numb. That can be pretended to be B, and it will pass as soon as you grit your teeth, and it won't obviously leak your bottom. The main thing is that he will be shot off with the gun in his hand, and his reputation will be ruined in the hands of a kid, and he won't be angry with me.
But what I never expected was that this kid didn't take the call directly, and used his life to win.
There is a kind of inertia in the weapon itself, and Lu Bu's Heavenly Halberd is a member of the heavy weapons, this inertia is definitely bigger than the stone pit. At the same time, Lu Bu also saw Yue Yun follow the sledgehammer down to his weapon, and he let the inertia of the weapon in his hand plant him under the horse. With the pressure of another sledgehammer, Lu Buzhi felt that his body was sinking, and the light of his eyes directly saw Lord Yama, yes, this is already into death!
(This novel is really good to write, and the gods will be used to pull it at a critical time.) )
"Sister Athena, Lu Bu and Yue Yun are fighting, on the main battlefield." When the little god sparrow saw this, he reacted quickly to tell Athena that this is the person who has no idle food in the world, and the little god finch relies on Athena to eat. The master's affairs have to be managed enthusiastically, and others don't have a chance to do anything about it.
At this time, Athena was catching lice, and she suspected that it was provoked when she was whipping Lu Busuo (Lu Bu is from Guizhou, I don't know where it is. I only take a bath three times in my life, but it is only symbolic, and when I get married, I think it is a middle time, and I only use a bowl of water to wash a few times, which is for men. When the sun rises in winter, lie on the leeward side of the sun at one or two o'clock in the afternoon, and take it out to catch lice. Goose! Now Athena has it, too. Of course, it is not that there are children who are pregnant, and other immortals have long had family planning. )
Athena heard that it was Lu Bu who was showing the cicada, and she had long wanted to take the opportunity to see Lu Bu, so she didn't catch a lice that had been seen by her eyes, and looked at it and let it get into her red door.
As soon as Athena raised her eyes, the little god sparrow hurriedly lowered her head, knowing that this seemed to have a little taste of ** in it, although it was the same gender.
"If you hear it, I'll go!" The little god sparrow was gone, and Athena got up and put on her pants and put on her shawl, which was the phoenix among people.
Athena held the scepter in her hand, like a strange and beautiful colored cloud in the sky, between Lu Bu and Yue Yun, getting closer and closer, more and more clear, more and more beautiful and amazing. The shawl was stretched behind him, and one side of the breast milk was exposed on the chest, revealing a foot, and a leopard could be seen at a spot.
Just when Lu Bu was about to plant under the horse, Athena stretched out the long scepter in her hand under Lu Bu's weapon, which made Lu Bu feel very relaxed and lifted the halberd in his hand. Of course, there was Athena's help in it, and she blew a breath at Lu Bu, which made Lu Bu's hand suddenly exert force.
The weapons of both sides were put in front of their chests, and Yue Yun was very surprised, how could the dead fish swim into the sea again? Because Athena came invisibly, all of this kept Yue Yun in the dark, of course, Lu Bu couldn't know, Athena was no better than the Queen Mother, and she would not break the rules at will.
The heavy weapons were next to each other, and both sides felt that they were tired enough to choke this time, and they each pulled Mahler out of the plum blossom circle, are they still fighting? also beat an egg, Lu Bu returned to his military tent in the Tang Dynasty, and as soon as he got off the horse, he lost his armor and was covered in sweat.
"General Lu, the flag is victorious!" Di Renjie saw that Lu Bu had returned to the camp, and hurriedly came to the front to praise Lu Bu, although he saw that there was no winner or loser, but as a bystander, he must say that he was victorious.
"Win an egg, this kid is so smart, fight with his life, it seems that this battle is not easy to fight." Lu Bu likes to speak directly, and never likes to boast about it.
"How do you say this, see me bring him up and ask, whether this history is the Tang Dynasty or their Great Song Dynasty first, how can there be a reason to divide it equally." The person who said this is loud enough, right? So who is he? Almost uttered a wild speech, everyone Lu Bu felt a headache, how could he dare to boast about Haikou, and ask him, this is the first fierce general of the Tang Empire, Lu Bu's surname is Li Yuanba.
After Li Yuanba finished speaking, he was about to lift the hammer and mount the horse, but Di Renjie hurriedly got up and stopped him and said, "General Li, slow down." When I go and ask for a clear understanding, it's not too late to fight. ”
"Hey, are you fighting or resting?" This is Niu Gao is showing the cicada, he thinks that he should let Yue Yun pick up a bargain first, and he should not hurry up. I am afraid that when the next gust of wind blows, there will be nothing, which will be one less stroke in history, which is what people with the ability are afraid of.
Why did Di Renjie stand up and say that he would take a look for himself, because later he saw that Lu Bu only fought a draw and returned to his headquarters, which meant that the Tang Dynasty did not necessarily have to be stronger than the Song Dynasty. Unilaterally coming to receive the victory award is a kind of contempt for the Great Song Dynasty, and the status quo has to be re-examined.
"Who is so-and-so?" Di Renjie came to the plum blossom circle, unarmed, which is obviously to talk about peace, or to say a general framework first.
"I am Yue Pegasus, the former warrior Niu Gaoye. Who are you? Niu Gao probably knows Di Renjie a little, but he is not sure, so he still treats him as if he doesn't know him.
"If you don't fight today, please go back and tell your coach, and wait for the discord to fight again." Di Renjie was speechless. I have to say bluntly that it is a waste of time to turn around and turn around.
"Old man, are you scared? If you don't fight, why do you come to receive the reward unilaterally? Aren't you a bastard plus level three! "Niu Gao is so disregarded for face, who told you to underestimate people.
"Yes, I'm a bastard plus level three, please return to the camp." Di Renjie could only persuade him with good words, but he fouled first.
Niu Gao turned Mahler and walked into his headquarters, he came to Bao Zheng and said, "Lord, an old man says that he is Di Renjie. He also said that he would not fight today, and asked us to send someone to make peace, and then fight when there was no peace. Niu Gao said the original words.
"Alright, please wait here, generals. I'm going to meet Di Renjie. Bao Zheng bowed to all the generals present.
"Lord Bao Zhengbao, don't come unharmed!" Di Renjie stood from a private point of view and bowed deeply to Bao Zheng, who came to be invited.
"Di Gong, don't come unharmed!" Bao Zheng doesn't add any flower exercises, borrows a bucket to return a bucket, no more than one and no less than one grain.
For a long time, neither of them spoke, just looked at each other. Some readers may say. Aren't these two Chinese language masters, how can they have nothing to say? Yes, just because he is a master of language, he thinks that he can't find good words for a while, you must know that this is a master duel, and you must have power to say it, not to mention beating the other party to death, at least you must be knocked out. You speak like a leaf, does that work?
It turned out that they were all thinking about words.
"Yesterday I saw the Golden Fleece hanging on the high platform, why is it missing today? For this reason, I came to ask Zeus, the king of heaven, to understand, Lord Bao Zheng is also here, so let's go together, right? Di Renjie finally held back a human sentence like a cub.
"Don't worry, it's almost afternoon, let's go and talk to Zeus, the king, what are you talking about? There are two kinds of this baby, and we have to talk about the problem of dealing with this baby. Is it just that the two of us said that it can count? What will each of us think? This can't be done hastily! Bao Zheng has the meaning of taking it all away (when I was still growing a few hairs, I caught fish with a small laborer in a small bun and found that there was a big one, weighing one or two catties. He said he caught us splitting evenly, and I said yes. After thinking about it for a while, he estimated that he could get it, so he hurriedly said that he would not divide it evenly, and whoever caught it was who, so as not to cause trouble. A few minutes later, I caught it. This is, of course, a coincidence. )
When Di Renjie heard Bao Zheng's expression, his mind buzzed, as if half of his head had been sunk to the bottom of the sea by an earthquake, and he couldn't come up with a correct thinking for a while. At this time, I thought that although the Great Song Empire was a later stage of history, the military generals were naturally a little worse than the Tang Dynasty Empire, but Bao Zheng had a Qing Dynasty army in his hands, that is, the water commander of Zeng Guofan, and there were foreign ships and earth cannons that the military generals could not deal with (the Song Dynasty invented gunpowder).
"This! What does Bao Zheng mean? "Di Renjie was blinded, and he couldn't find the southeast and northwest for a while.
"Let's go home today, and when we have negotiated with our own generals, then we will meet again, because we are not generals, and you and I have always been disabled and born of a chicken, and we are powerless." Bao Zheng's words are very biting, and it is not up to us to decide whether to fight or not.
"What does Lord Bao Zheng mean is that the Golden Fleece and the beautiful Helen have to get it by themselves, because this is a serial set, you want to exchange the Golden Fleece for Zhanzhao, and at the same time, the Helen beauty wants to stay by yourself? Just because you think like that, you don't even do half of each of them? Di Renjie was forced to lean his back against the wall, and without retreating, he ruthlessly told the other party's old bottom.
Goose! Di Renjie's words made Bao Zheng's face red. Indeed, from the first time Bao Zheng went to solve the Sun God case, Helen's beauty made Bao Zheng fight a dead knot in his heart, with the goal of being able to play this product for the rest of his life. At that time, Helen was only twelve or thirteen years old, and she had the prototype of a beautiful woman, and it was certain that she would be a great phoenix bird in the future.
Bao Zheng heard Di Renjie say what was in his heart, and seemed to be speechless with anger, but in fact, he was recalling the appearance of Helen when he first saw him. At that time, Helen followed her mother's example, and she was only wearing a shawl on her body, like the shawl on Yang Zirong's body when he beat the tiger up the mountain, which was hollowed out, and the whole thing was a meat crutch, and he didn't see an immortal man.
Thinking of this, Bao Zheng couldn't help but shed a drop of saliva, and complained in his heart: How can this product come from the land of Greece? It would be nice if it were in the Central Plains! But when he spit out his saliva, he couldn't think of it, it was enough to have Lu Bu and Li Yuanba. There is also a thought: ghosts, in terms of sex, the gentleman always starts first without the hooligan.
"Di Gong, why bother! If we have a little trick or not, the two of us who are powerless will not even be able to taste a drop of the urine of the beautiful Helen. Do you think you don't have a lot of generals? If you take it, you'll be able to make sure you'll be able to swallow it to yourself. "It's like two kids fighting, at first they just push their hands around, and then they get to pick up bricks and they all bleed each other.
Di Renjie listened to the brick that Bao Zheng hit on his head, stretched out his hand and felt the blood, and soon thought that this was the first blood of Helen's beauty, and a drop of saliva also slipped from the corner of his mouth.
Yes, Di Renjie also went to Helen's house, and also went to solve the Sun God case, which was the first time he entered Lida's house in order to find cosmetics that aroused the Sun God's impulses. Similarly, Di Renjie also saw Helen's body, and this memory made him pinch his fingers in his heart, Helen was the most beautiful flower at this time. Judging from the prototype of the year, only the longer the more beautiful. Thinking of this, another drop of saliva was about to flow out from the corner of Di Renjie's mouth. (To be continued.) )