"Is there still a compromise in this thing, everything pays attention to a compromise, then there is still the word war in the world? Or go directly to Zeus, the king of heaven, and if it doesn't work, start a war! "Who is the one who said this harder than screwed steel? Who else could there be, isn't it Li Shimin, the first emperor of the Tang Empire, his waist pole is so hard that he has a brother named Li Wuba, a pair of golden hammers that are invincible all over the world.

Di Renjie was not so happy when he heard Li Shimin say this, but knelt on the ground and called his mother, secretly complaining that Li Shimin only knew the height of the sky but did not know the thickness of the earth. Lack of calm thinking and standing on an objective basis is repeating one's contemptuous attitude at the time.

Lu Bu wanted to say something, but as soon as he stood up, the corners of his mouth began to move, but he still held back. What does it mean to stop talking? This is the authentic desire to speak again.

If you want to say it, you can say it, as a general, if you say anything else, your language system is limited, and you can only mumble in your heart. Lu Bu wanted to say that he should focus on negotiation and not unilaterally take improper means to act, but because he only fought a draw in his first battle, such a famous general, only a draw is equivalent to losing, and when it comes to peace, people will think that they have stage fright. Don't laugh in your heart if you say it's a fight: if you don't accept it, you want to make up for a tie? So Lu Bu had no choice but to die in his heart.

"Don't you dare Di Gong, don't think that Lu Bu only came back with a draw, just think that there are people in the Great Song Empire, what kind of chicken feathers to make a duster, see if I smash it down, who dares not to make meat sauce?" Li Wuba, the first in the Sui and Tang Dynasty hero rankings, made a pair of drums and hummed golden hammers, and hammered Yuwen Chengdu's wind wings and durian gold boring second, this is his empty eyes and all the confidence to speak.

Di Renjie became a turtle in the gutter at this time, due to the abnormal change in the weather, it was before the rain, and the lack of oxygen in the low place made him have to climb out of the gutter, raise his head higher, and open his mouth to eat the air. Otherwise, it will suffocate.

Di Renjie raised his head to look at the generals, and what made him feel desperate was that no one could stand up and say what he wanted to say. The goose can only say it to himself: "We have the opportunity to come to a different place to see the scenery." It was also a friendly invitation from Bao Zheng. Now the Tang and Song dynasties have cooperated to defeat Greece, in order to plunder the world's rare treasure Golden Fleece, and pay for the world's first beauty, Helen.

Can we consider putting the Golden Fleece on one side and the beautiful Helen on the other. If both parties agree to this, the direction of the beauty will be decided by drawing lots? All the generals are invited to weigh it in their hearts and weigh it before making a more perfect decision. Di Renjie held back for too long, and finally came out with a freak.

No one dared to speak, because Li Shimin said that he would fight, and some people said that if he didn't fight, he would be against face. (It refers to the ideology of the middle dog, which is not to pit people for a lifetime, but to directly pit the earth and wait for the death of the earth.) ）

A strange wind blew, and a grain of sand blew into Di Renjie's eyes. Di Renjie rubbed his eyes, it turned out that all this was a dream, Li Shimin was dead!

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"What's the fuck, the Golden Fleece will be exchanged for Zhanzhao, and the beautiful Helen will stay with my brother Song Jiang as the wife of the village." Does this man need to ask who it is? Who is the most cicada and has the most say among the hundred and eight generals on Liangshan? Except for Li Kui, unless there is also Li Ghost.

As soon as Li Kui's words came out, all the generals rushed to have fun, knowing that Li Kui was a heartless guy, talking was like a fart, and the smell was generated from the stomach. It's just that the ass eye didn't have a filter installed, it's nature.

These words made Bao Zheng unhappy, not only couldn't he be happy, but he also felt a little desolate! Isn't it? They all have a state faction, and they are all working hard for their respective state factions, and they are all thinking that their own state faction will get everything, including this beauty B. Thinking of this, when Bao Zheng's saliva was walking out, he suddenly went home on the tip of his tongue, of course, this is a drop of saliva that wants Helen's beauty. If the morning flowers meet the rain, they wilt before they are beautiful.

"Li Kui should pay attention to what he says, you said that it is better to take the Golden Fleece in exchange for Zhanzhao, but this sentence treats the so-called eldest brother of the beautiful Helen to you as the lady of the village, which is a bit unpleasant, because we are all under the leadership of Lord Bao Zhengbao." Of course, the one who said this is the goods that are alive and well, who will it be? It is the one who has the words on his back, there is no one else in history, and Yue Fei, who is loyal to the country.

Without elaborating on the details here, readers who have not read the previous chapters will feel very unfamiliar, why did Yue Fei die to save his life?

At the first banquet to welcome the generals who came to help, Bao Zheng asked Yue Fei to drink a few more cups, because he sacrificed his life to accompany the gentleman, which made Bao Zheng himself drink too much, and leaked his words, saying that he was Yue Fei's benefactor.

These words made the listener Yue Fei quit, and he must ask a clear understanding that in life, there is kindness to repay kindness, and there is revenge not to be revenged. Goose! Because it's a leaky mouth, of course, you can't find the back. But you can't say no, which made Bao Zheng find out that Yue Fei was held by his mother and escaped in a cylinder as a baby. Bao Zheng said that he came to rescue their mother and son from this vat by heaven.

As soon as these words came out, Yue Fei's mother and son knelt down on the spot to thank them, and promised that they would be Bao Zheng's people from now on, and if there was rebellion, the heavens and the earth would be destroyed.

"Let's not think about what to do with the fruits of victory, what we want to talk about now is to share the Golden Fleece and the beautiful Helen with the Tang Dynasty? If we don't agree to divide it equally, then we have to win the Tang Dynasty army first. Therefore, let's not talk about the handling of the Showa beauties for the exhibition. This is Zhu Yuanzhang speaking, which means that he feels that he has a fight in the belly of Helen's beauty, but the problem is that he has to defeat the army of the Tang Empire first.

Yes, in any meeting, it is nature to speak somewhat of your own opinion, otherwise the world will lose its meaning.

Zeng Guofan sat in the corner, he was not absolutely silent, but quietly watching the changes, if they all decided not to fight, they would be divided equally with the Tang Dynasty. Then Zeng Guofan will definitely not agree, and he can find many reasons to say that he will get it all, why should he only divide it in half? This was thought of when he was not out of the nest, the beauty Helen is not only blessed with fairy eggs, but others only have the share of supporting eggs.

"Let's defeat the Tang Dynasty army first, there is no need to waste time for the time being." Song Jiang really thought that Li Kui was right, and he brought the beautiful Helen to be his wife in Liangshanzhai, nonsense, there are a few people who want to.

"Let's fight first!"

"Let's fight first!"

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Goose! This determines that the speaker is the one who wants to get. Those who dare not think have no right to speak, they all serve the master, and sooner or later it will not be a life. Sooner or later, it will be the master's.

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The Queen Mother thought of finding God every day to fall in love, but God was injured because of the Buddha's body and Sun Wukong's duel. Jesus was sending him to a place where no one could disturb him to recuperate.

Because the time of the gods flies so fast, the Queen Mother is afraid of the dresses and cosmetics that she picked up. One is that it will rot, and the other is that it will fade, so you have to hurry up and use it up in love. If you can't find a radish, you can pull a potato, which is the universality of people, so the queen mother is next to the Buddha. Although the Buddha has a hundred unhappiness, he is temporarily depressed and squeezed to the edge by the divine realm, so he has committed the hard truth that people do something and do nothing, instead of doing what they want.

"If you come, die, I said, do you look at my beautiful cheongsam?" This is the Queen Mother standing by a small pond near night, while admiring herself through the reflection, she is also shouting at the Buddha who is fishing on the side, not just to get a compliment.

"You let me tell you what's good. It was a hippopotamus that broke into the dyeing shop and came out with a dyed cloth, wasn't it still a hippopotamus inside? That's how good you look! "If the Buddha is so annoyed that his eggs are dying, he wants to catch a big fish quickly, eat it at night, squint his eyes, and do what he doesn't want to do.

"You still dare to make the old lady unhappy, the old lady will punish you for entering the palace for the second time tonight. Dead ears? The Queen Mother said as she danced in circles, like the rent-laden woman in "Across the Universe", dressed in a red robe and twisting her buttocks. Slowly turning in circles, it looks like there is a little fresh meat to eat at night.

"Noisy with dead people in you, so noisy that you can't fish. Mess with me, I'll plant three acres of radish next year......" The phrase "Rulai Buddha is in English, but it's as simple as going downstairs. Silly B knows that radishes can be used as eggs.

"If you have the ability, you can plant the radish tonight, and see that I still don't kill you!" Yes, the Queen Mother is no longer the Bodhisattva admired by thousands of people, she wants to be a real person. Live the real life of a normal man and woman, with love as the main thing and love men more.

"Fool, I can't catch a fish so much noise, can this ground grow turnips? Yes, how many roots, blame me? "The Buddha also saw through the world with the Queen Mother at the same time, and for thousands of years when the Bodhisattva sat on his buttocks, he lived a decent ghost life every day, and his goals were set too high, because it was difficult to achieve so that others would see him as an honest and believe in the Bodhisattva.

Indeed, there are some things that only the person concerned knows, just like the Buddha, who admits that Guanyin is a perfect match for his marriage, and just when he wants to stretch out his hand, it is rumored that Guanyin got involved in Taishang Laojun and gave birth to Sun Wukong. The incident just confirmed such a sentence: the authorities are obsessed! Everyone in the world knows, just like the Buddha doesn't know, Guanyin is sitting on the stone to come to the aunt, and when the Taishang Laojun comes to sit on the horse and run, this is called air exercise B (the same as fighting cattle in the air. Then after being nurtured by the sun and the moon, Sun Wukong was born.

It wasn't until later that the Queen Mother said that Guanyin was married to the king of heaven, and the Buddha understood that Guanyin and Taishang Laojun gave birth to Sun Wukong was just the result of Niu B in the air, and it was not the direct cause of male and female love with Guanyin. After understanding this, the Buddha was so angry that he wanted to die on the spot.

When Guanyin fixed Zeus, the king of heaven, the Buddha began to become clear, and in the eyes of different people this is called depravity, because from then on he will no longer meditate and become a bodhisattva.

When Guanyin was not yet said to be married to Zeus, the king of heaven, the Buddha still maintained love and hatred for Guanyin, which is the so-called love and hate. Because he wanted to marry Guanyin as his wife, and hated Guanyin and Taishang Laojun giving birth to Sun Wukong, which made him feel embarrassed in the high god realm, and he has been in a dilemma.

When the Queen Mother found out that there was a ghost in the heart of the Buddha, because the Queen Mother thought that she was not bad, and when she wanted to arouse the Buddha to love her several times, it always did not work well. After some deep thought, he came to the conclusion that his heart was still dead in Guanyin's belly. For this reason, the Queen Mother began to poison her, and then she came up with the idea of marrying Guanyin to the king of heaven, Zeus.

Goose! Don't you tigers like to eat sheep, I'll get the sheep to feed the dogs first, and let me, the hippopotamus, be a sheep, and I don't like to eat or starve to death.

If the Buddha is not stupid, but someone always has to come to the trap, and when the mood is low, he is hooked by the hook of the Queen Mother, which is depravity or happiness.

yes, they are in this ruined temple that no one knows, and there are mountains and rivers. Eating fish and fishing in the water, eating and hunting in the mountains, the Bodhisattva becomes a mortal, and he is as happy as he is.

If you can't catch a fish, the man who goes to work at night must not have enough strength, although the queen mother has a few cicadas, she understands this, so she secretly went to the other side of the small pond, picked a leaf and put it in the water, and then used a spell to turn it into a fish to eat the hook.

The Buddha saw the cicada B's every move from the sunset, and when he saw that the hook was sinking, he didn't move, and he didn't go to work at night if he couldn't catch a fish, which was the old rule. This rule is a little clever played by the Buddha, and the Queen Mother also knows that this is a matter of nonsense, but there is no way, so she only treats herself as a cicada, he is always a man, even if it is a dead corpse, there is a hug when he wakes up in a nightmare!

Life is like this, how much happiness you have made first, how much pain you have to make now, everything is sold and bought now, never on credit. Yes, wasn't the Queen Mother dancing just now, it must have been a good time, and now she has to fill it with pain, such as a bank card, how much you use will be deposited immediately, otherwise it will collapse.

The Queen Mother was out of her mind, and there was nothing to be ashamed of, and she suddenly knelt down in front of the Buddha: "(Good fellow, there may be a long passage like chanting here, mainly explaining the purpose behind her marrying Guanyin to the Heavenly King Zeus.) ）

I know that your Buddha is a heart that died on Guanyin's stomach, but you have missed the opportunity, the king Zeus is your irreversible power, you just accept your fate!

If you hate me for marrying Guanyin to the king of heaven, I can't do anything about it, just as Hatoyama said, people don't destroy the heavens and the earth for themselves. If I don't row Guanyin away, will you hit me? The answer is yes and no.

You're going to get by, do you know what the tiger is like? They are all dying. And the dogs are running around the streets. You still want to be a tiger, even if you die in the end, where can you be glorious? What's more, I'm not yet, if you eat it, you won't become a dog, and you won't die with your eyes closed!

Besides, now that you and I are prisoners, stealing fun is a day. Do you dare to say otherwise? Do you think my queen mother is too fat, Guanyin is not fat, you love it? I admit that I'm not beautiful, and you're not noble, others don't know, you are very narrow-minded, and your private revenge crushed Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain. Just this one thing, will Guanyin still you?

I'm a cicada, but I'm a woman, I know the cold and the warm, and I understand human nature, please catch this fish! (To be continued.) )