Sure enough, Jesus stood in front of Guanyin for some time, and if he didn't hesitate and walked away as soon as he said the words in a quick way, of course, he wouldn't be exposed.

Although you Jesus want to be a real righteous gentleman, you can stand in front of the woman who shows her milk for a long time, not to mention Guanyin, a rare beauty in the world, is a cow in heat, so that men will have a chemical reaction after looking at it for a long time. (This is a B call, pure exaggeration!) ）

If you have something to say, that's for sure, you don't hurry up and walk away, you want to wait until the tide naturally ebbs, you don't think, because you can only control your behavior, but you can't control the hormonal growth in your inner world. The more ashamed Jesus became, the more he thought about whether he should be harder. Goose! Everything is like to fight water and make a dam, just like an enemy, you want him to die all the time, but not only will he not die, but he is getting bigger and bigger, and more and more you will see him and your bones will be sore.

Jesus' clothes are no better than those of the Queen Mother, and he is also the Lord who has suffered all his life in his previous life, and it is one thing not to wear them in tatters, because it is better to sit on the ground in this way, which is a common problem of people who have been poor all their lives. If you let him wear new clothes every day, he is really not used to it, and it will make him awkward to death.

When Jesus mustered up the courage to step forward and came to Guanyin to speak, the thing ran out of the place where it was already a little tattered, causing Guanyin to bow his head suddenly. I'm afraid that you are a saint, and you will also cry when you see the coffin. I'm afraid that you are a saint, and you will also be shy when you see your real body.

Jesus was rubbing against Guanyin's uncontrollable nature without saying a word. But God and Sun Wukong are beginning to fight alone.

"God, it's not like this, wait for me to ask my mother, I'm afraid it will hurt you!" Sun Wukong didn't dare to accept it, he was really afraid that if he hurt God, his mother would scold.

When Sun Wukong came to Guanyin, he saw his mother Guanyin with her head down and shy. When I saw Jesus standing in front of Guanyin a few times, I thought to myself that Jesus was not a very good person, otherwise my mother was too beautiful. Is there really a really good flavor in it? Sun Wukong was also frozen by the unknown god at this juncture.

God wondered, didn't he just ask a question, why didn't he come? So God also came to Guanyin, because God had never been so close to a truly beautiful woman. Facing the Pyramid of the Nile at Guanyin, God was also dumbfounded.

Before that, God really wanted to marry the Queen Mother like this, isn't a woman just a woman, will she really grow flowers on her body? Goose! Comparing Guanyin's ambition with the queen mother's ambition, I was disgusted to death when I thought of the queen mother. And what's in front of you is sweet. But the fucking fish that are gone are big. Didn't you work as a secretary under your own name for a while? Why didn't you eat this fish?

What's going on with them? Zeus, the king of heaven, watched not far away, did something happen to Guanyin? I'll have to take a look.

In the same way, what Zeus, the king of heaven, saw was Guanyin's very good ambition. Of course, I also saw the same kind of guy as myself, so I said, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Is it possible that the gods have given you a fixed body? ”

It turned out that this was a ghost made by the Buddha, because they caught him traitor, so he used the yin damage to retaliate against others, and when he saw that the king Zeus said that it was broken, he slipped away like a ghost.

Guanyin knows this. But it can't be said. Everything in the world is the same, it seems that it is a natural phenomenon, but in fact, there are no ghosts and no one can die. Jesus walked away with his head bowed inexplicably, and God also left with a little regret, but turned back and asked: "I want to play with Sun Wukong, Guanyin, do you agree?" ”

"Whatever you want, as long as it doesn't hurt my son." After Guanyin answered God, he called Sun Wukong to his side and said, "My son must be obedient, don't hurt God?" ”

"If God hurts God, is it my fault?" Sun Wukong is afraid of accidents.

"Definitely! For God is something that cannot be recreated. (Don't pick bones from dog meat, a dog can't be recreated.) Guanyin smiled at his son Sun Wukong.

"Yes." Sun Wukong replied while jumping into the plum blossom circle. He will be compared to God.

Jesus was still thinking of Guanyin's ambition, how could he not understand why he was so tasteful of beauty today? And he also set up a machine gun at the beauty, which is embarrassing. Cats that have never eaten fish. How do you know that fish is the most delicious thing in the world, no wonder some people don't know life and death. God doesn't want to be wrong, why is he like a child?

God holds the Staff of God in his hand, and he is almost an old man with a crumbled waist. Sun Wukong can't believe that this is the year of God chanted by all the people!

How does this work? It really gave Sun Wukong a headache, and he almost died after being hit, but his mother said it. It's that he accidentally injured himself or died in the martial arts arena, which is a matter of cutting himself. But I haven't given birth to a young Monkey King yet? He thought of the little god sparrow again, and wanted to borrow the mother of the little god finch to give birth to a little Monkey King, which was the ghost idea that only came after recognizing Guanyin as his mother.

Sun Wukong is too unintelligent, what kind of ghost good things can a ghost sparrow give birth to? But he thought that his father on the stone and made the stone give birth to himself, and the sparrow was an authentic mother after all. Thinking of this, Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing.

"Kid, what are you laughing at?" God is urging, he wants to find himself in Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong walked into the plum blossom circle and did a full somersault directly, but because it was not a somersault cloud, he didn't have time to choose where to land when he landed, and he only saw that he was about to step on God's head when he fell. Of course, you can't blame God for the extinction of the wood, he wants you to trample him to death, and then compensate him for six or seven hundred thousand, and he wants to use the money to go to Cambodia to buy a virgin bride (Cambodia's virgin is taken by her mother to the relevant departments to do virgin identification, and after the professional department appraisal, an appraisal certificate is issued. I went to the market with the appraisal certificate to sell it, and when I was lucky enough to buy it, I began to bid, and once a woman sold it for $200,000. Of course, it was my mother who took the money home and gave it to her younger siblings to survive. ）。

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God sees from the polarized light that Sun Wukong is about to step on his head, and God wants to die, because the good people see that the bad people live better than the good people. But the bad guy secretly scolded God in his heart for being raised by a bitch, this God knows very well, but God doesn't want to be an ugly person, just forget it if he dies.

This made Sun Wukong anxious. A bad old man, is he still not dead when he is stepped on by himself? And there is also a golden hoop stick weighing 38,000 catties in his hand, which is crippled if he does not die.

100,000 urgent, change moves in the air. Sun Wukong quickly slanted to the ground with the golden hoop stick in his hand, and jumped off God's head and fell to the ground the moment his body borrowed the golden hoop stick.

This made God miscalculate, and he was angry. Goose. Is God really not working hard? Definitely. He picked up the staff of God and smashed it down on Sun Wukong's head, and shouted: "Take it!" ”

God really smashed, what Sun Wukong saw was not an ordinary guy, it was a big wall that flashed with fire, beyond all kinds of weapons in history, and I had never seen it. But Monkey King is a smart kid and thinks to himself, is this God? So Sun Wukong began to open his fiery eyes, good guy, it turned out to be the old thief of the Buddha!

When he saw that it was the old thief of the Buddha, Sun Wukong hurriedly pretended that this was God. A move is as tight as a move, and a move is as fast as a move, in order to fight the revenge of a sword under a five-fingered mountain like a Buddha.

Good guy, God is pressing on Sun Wukong's head with something like waiting for a wall, scaring Sun Wukong out of the sky, almost repeating the Five Fingers Mountain five hundred years ago. "You dog into the Buddha, borrowing the body of God and trying to kill your grandfather, don't think about it."

Sun Wukong suddenly made a somersault cloud, jumped out of 108,000 miles away, and touched his head with his hand. It's okay, on yourself! Then I opened my eyes and saw that God was still God. Isn't it an old thief? Could it be that his magic skills are not high, and he can't see the truth of the Buddha?

Maybe it's my mistake, because God's magic is high, could it be that he also uses the palm of the gods? Something that looks like a wall to someone? Time flies so fast that the Divine Palm has spread to the West and is being used by God? Sun Wukong was caught in a mystery full of mysteries. The question is, you can't be beaten to death with a golden rod, what if it's really God? Wouldn't it be that he died in the hands of this son of a bitch, and I was angry.

Yes, I asked him while fighting, let him leak the bottom in his speech, even if this old thief is so traitorous that he will die, and if he says too much, he will lose, as long as he thinks about it with his heart, he is not afraid that his magic is high, and the fox will always have a tail!

"If you come to the old thief, take your life!" Sun Wukong rushed straight down, pointed at the upward head of the Buddha with a 38,000-pound golden hoop stick, and used 99% to let others see that it was a real beating.

If the Buddha saw that Sun Wukong was really hit, he quickly withdrew from God. Sun Wukong is waiting to see his true body with fiery eyes, if the Buddha is gone, what is left behind is the real God, a bad old man who is so tired that he is about to die. Sun Wukong cried, you have to know the guy in your hand, don't say hit down, just gently put it on this old man, and there are still many more when he is pressed into a meatloaf.

"I'll fuck your mother, if you come to the Buddha's dog, and kill me." In order to prevent the golden hoop stick in his hand from hitting God's head, Sun Wukong used all his strength to force the heavy weapon that had come out of inertia to protect God in the end.

"You have the ability to beat me to death?" Seeing that Sun Wukong didn't dare to beat God to death, the Buddha returned to God again, and began to use the agitation method, wanting to provoke Sun Wukong to beat God to death with the golden hoop stick in his hand.

Here it is necessary to talk about the treacherous plan of the Buddha, who wanted to use the golden rod of Sun Wukong to kill God, and then become God himself. This has the right to dissolve the marriage between Zeus and Guanyin, and then marry Guanyin himself. He was so anxious about this plan that he was always afraid that the Heavenly King Zeus would Guanyin first, and then the third immortal cultivator would not be as good as the grass people.

I have long said that as great a person's ability is, so great is his desire. Just like the Buddha at this time, because of his magic skills, he regarded Guanyin as his perfect match. Of course, sometimes I will be depressed, and when I was forced to change a tree by Sun Wukong, my mood was so low that even Niu B was willing. Goose! Is it higher than Niu B to be won by the Queen Mother?

"If you come to the old thief, you dog into the thing, are you trying to kill me? If you have the ability, don't borrow God's body, I'll wait for a heads-up show, you have the ability to press me under the Five Fingers Mountain again, and die without complaint. Sun Wukong stood on the clouds and said.

"I'm not a Buddha, I'm God. You can't beat me, I don't believe you can try it, you make a move? God may really be God, and after saying this, he opened his posture, and let the staff of God in his hand round up in his hand, and the golden light that shone quickly was like a high wall.

Sun Wukong opened his eyes and felt a little scratched, which made Sun Wukong begin to doubt his judgment ability, is the image of the Buddha made up by his own doubts? Is it that I have a grudge against the Buddha, and I often remember in my mind that I have created an illusion that is difficult to get rid of?

The Staff of God was rapidly approaching Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong shouted out to Guanyin in his heart: "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!" The child is afraid that he will die. Now the Buddha is borrowing God's body, using the palm of the Buddha to approach the Five Fingers Mountain, if the son does not use the 38,000-pound golden hoop stick in his hand to deter it, the son will be imprisoned for 500 years again, Mom! ”

Sun Wukong seemed to hear a voice in his ears, she was saying: "My son, please believe in yourself, if you can be sure that the person you want to kill in front of you is the Buddha, you will beat it ruthlessly, with your mother here, you can ensure that your child is not guilty, but don't be crushed by the Buddha again under the Five Fingers Mountain, which will make your mother feel ashamed."

At this time, Mom is proud of you, because you have tied several masters in a row, which is something that others can't imagine. The Staff of God is something that no one can beat, and if you can fight a tie with God, Mom will climb to a higher level of glory. But you can only draw with God, let alone hurt him, you must know that he is God, although he is incompetent, he is a god after all.

The reason why God is God is that it is a central point used by human beings to survive, and he is the direction around a non-stop, life-like trajectory. Without God, there would be no direction in life, and the people would not know what is forward and what is reversed. There is God in heaven, and he sees that he will stop, and although he cannot punish anyone, he can return to the conversion. Without God, humanity would be disoriented, chaotic, and trampled to death by each other. ”

"Oh! Mom!! "Sun Wukong cried, it was hard to argue whether it was true or false, and his mother was ashamed. (To be continued.) )