If the Buddha borrowed God's true body and wanted to use the Divine Palm to press Sun Wukong under the Five Fingers Mountain, Sun Wukong only felt that there was a wall in front of him collapsing towards him, and he took a closer look with his fiery eyes, it was really the clutch of the Buddha.

"If the dog enters the Buddha, I am inseparable from you." This made Sun Wukong suddenly think of a bubble of urine that he was deceived and sprinkled under Wuzhi Mountain, (when filming into a TV series, Sun Wukong can recall the bitter appearance of being pressed under Wuzhi Mountain back then, so as to give an explanation to the audience, proving that the dog of the Buddha is indeed bad, and reminding him of wanting to marry Guanyin, but it turned out that it was Taishang Laojun who Guanyin first and gave birth to Sun Wukong, so he pressed Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain, which made Taishang Laojun heartbroken. This is explained in detail above. ）

"You damn hairy monkey, who told you to take them to see me having an affair with the Queen Mother, so that my third immortal cultivator will be ruined. You hate me, I still hate you, I thought you were Guanyin's biological son, so I thought that Guanyin had gotten involved Taishang Laojun, so he crushed you under Wuzhi Mountain. Later, I realized that you were born to Guanyin and Taishang Laojun in the air, and it has no direct relationship with Guanyin, which makes me think that Guanyin is a broken product.

It's okay for you to remember my grudge, but now that I've messed up with the Queen Mother for a while, not only do you not cover up for me, but you also call a lot of people to want to shame me to death? Seeing that I don't crush you under the Five Fingers Mountain again this time, I can't understand the hatred in my heart. "The Buddha finally couldn't help but leak the fox's tail, he put God on his back, and let his true body show his green fangs, because the Buddha was reincarnated by a hippopotamus and cultivated into an immortal in the third life, but he could not transform his original fat body.

If the Buddha stretched out one of the hippos's hands, compared with Sun Wukong's body, it was like a leaf falling from a tree, just to fall on a fly, as long as it was covered, Sun Wukong was already dead.

"Slow!" This is Guanyin and Taishang Laojun, as well as Hera and Jesus, as well as Julius Caesar and Alexander, and none of them suddenly shouted in unison at the first time.

It turned out that since Sun Wukong recognized Guanyin as his mother. Knowing that Guanyin is also willing to admit that she is Sun Wukong's mother, Taishang Laojun has always wanted Sun Wukong to recognize him as his father, because the fact is also the same, the difference is the result of Niu B in the air. It is not the result of a real direct conjugal relationship.

Later, he got his wish, and Sun Wukong also called Taishang Laojun's father. This makes Taishang Laojun always pay attention to Sun Wukong, after all, he is his son. Goose, this time he put his mount, a green ox, on the mountain behind this ruined temple to graze. That is, it is equivalent to a satellite ground station, a special tracking service, as soon as he found out that Sun Wukong might be unfavorable, he shouted three times to the place of Taishang Laojun, and Taishang Laojun came after being yelled three times by the green cow.

At this time, it was the process of Taishang Laojun using the demon mirror to let all the gods present see clearly all the Buddha's body borrowed from God.

If the Buddha heard Guanyin and Taishang Laojun shouting at the same time, this made him have to stop his outstretched hand in mid-air, and dared to press Sun Wukong's head, and there was Taishang Laojun alone to give him a headache. There is also Guanyin's spell, a drop of urine will make you fall into the ocean that will never go ashore.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong rose up in the air, picked up the golden hoop stick in his hand and smashed it down according to the head of the Buddha.

"Slow!" The large group of witnesses uttered a slow word in unison. In order to ensure that neither side hurts anyone, although whoever is justified and who is not, stop first.

People have already taken pictures of you with demon mirrors, have you become a ghost? Definitely. The Buddha obediently put God off his back.

"Ouch hey!" God fell to the ground and let out a cry of pain.

"Is it hurt?" This is Jesus coming, and there are others who have come to lift God aside.

Sun Wukong returned to his mother, Guanyin looked at his son with a very calm gaze, and the love between mother and son was indescribable. Athena squatted down and hugged Sun Wukong in her arms, with a teardrop in her eyes, which was to see the Buddha in the demon mirror and wanted to use the Nyorai Divine Palm to press Sun Wukong under the Five Fingers Mountain again. I am sad that Sun Wukong escaped death.

Sun Wukong wants to call Athena's mother or aunt, but after thinking about it again, he can't call anything, and if he does, he will have no future for development! Yes, Monkey King wants to love Athena. Can't you show kindness if you don't shout honorifics? Definitely. It's just that I can't detect it in front of the wooden people.

"Sister!" Sun Wukong came to a compromise to make Athena unpredictable, playful and kind.

Athena didn't make a sound, but just looked at it with her eyes, and there was a happy acceptance in it, and that was enough. This is enriched uranium, with enough explosive power to raise the relationship to the top: love!

Sun Wukong leaned on Athena's arms, (I thought of writing crooked ideas again, and wrote Sun Wukong to start being interested in sister sex, why?) Isn't Monkey King a male? The elbow sensed Athena's ambition and began to gently push it up, thinking of himself as Athena's intellectual pet. (Can't you write that Athena stole a few times to touch the Monkey King with her hand, if this book reaches Athens, this is the iconic artifact of the city of Athens, which is sacrosanct.) ）

"If you come to the Buddha, what do you want me to say about you? Do you still want to use your Rulai Divine Palm to crush Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain, and your benevolent heart has been eaten by dogs? If you hadn't carried God on your back, you wouldn't have been able to get Monkey King. If you don't borrow God's body, I don't bother to care about you, let you Oriental dogs bite the Oriental dogs to death. "Julius Caesar is ashamed in front of everyone, like a Buddha, this is Julius Caesar's, the god of war known for his straightforwardness.

"I want to try it, it's been more than five hundred years, and I don't know if my Rulai Divine Palm can have the spell of the Five Finger Mountain, I'm afraid that my skill is already insufficient, and I can't form the five mountains." If the Buddha is already a lonely widow, the former Taishang Laojun, the current rival in love has been defeated, and Sun Wukong is also the product of many words that must be lost, he personally said to Taishang Laojun. This is explained in detail above.

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"Zeng Gong, come, have this drink!" Bao Zheng was hosting a banquet to entertain Zeng Guofan, if he hadn't arrived immediately, and it happened to be at the moment of attack, he played a few earthen cannons from the beginning of the sea landing, so that Julius Caesar didn't know what to do.

"All the gods of war together!" Zeng Guofan picked up the wine glass and stretched out his flat chest, which is public etiquette and has the meaning of prosperity and happiness.

"Marshal Yue Feiyue, as well as Lu Yuanwai, General Lu (Lu Junyi), and all the heroes from all walks of life. Drink a thousand cups (a thousand cups drunk)! "Bao Zheng can't be busy, and he has the feeling of taking care of one or the other, in short, between cool and unhappy.

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"General Lu, it is really Lu Bu Ma Zhongchi among the people. The gods of the Three Kingdoms will also! Di Renjie came to Lu Bu and praised him, just like coaxing a child, and moved the time backwards.

(Here you can see the traces of not being able to write, and not being able to mobilize people's passion.) I want to write about the flower thousand bones! Cicada Bs like to read abuse texts, I want to write about a man who picks up a woman and then beats her badly, so that Cicada Bs worry that she will die? ）

Lu Bu was thinking about Athena and didn't seem to hear Di Renjie's words. Minchan answered smartly: "On behalf of the general, I thank the emperor." ”

When Di Renjie walked a little farther, Minchan asked Lu Bu, "What are you thinking about the ghost dream lover?" You can't even hear the emperor praise you, is it so sweet? ”

"What a big guy!" Lu Bu came back to his senses and came out with such a sentence.

This sentence made the monk who heard Ereng was puzzled, so he asked casually: "What the hell is such a big man?" ”

"Athena!" Lu Bu still put his appearance on the beginning of his contemplation, and did not turn his face to Minchan and said.

Minchan was so angry that she stretched out her hand and slammed it between Lu Bu's legs, just pinching it on the skin and hair, and called Lu Bu in pain: "Ouch, my mother!" ”

Goose. Lu Bu is also not easy to lose his temper, because this is under the eyes of everyone, don't disturb other people's Yaxing.

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"Heavenly King, I will take God back to heaven to recuperate for a period of time, and the affairs here will be managed by you for the time being." This is Jesus dictating to Zeus, the king of heaven, and it is also a little trouble that the matter has encountered, and the matter of the queen mother, which is really a headache for God.

"Go ahead and come back when God is restored!" Zeus, the king of heaven, replied with a smile in his heart.

Julius Caesar was beaten by a few earthen cannons from Zeng Guofan's naval army, and he withdrew his troops when he returned from the High God Council. is also afraid that his reputation will be bad, and if he dies, the world will say that he died for Helen's B. After weighing the pros and cons, Julius Caesar was considered to have served the gods and people of the Central Plains, why is the Queen Mother such a cicada B? This made Julius Caesar very angry with her. Because he was fighting on his home soil, he was defeated without any concealment.

Soon a little god went to tell the news to the Queen Mother and said, "Queen Mother, I have good news for you, God is so angry with you that he returned to heaven, and Jesus took him away. Now everything here is up to Zeus, the king of heaven. ”

The Queen Mother has been sleeping more than a dead pig these days, also to hide. I force myself a little bit to sleep more and go out less, and then go outside to go crazy after the storm has passed. This is a kind of criminal psychology that exists in both humans, ghosts, fairies, and gods.

"Oh, I just don't dare to go out for a long time, I have to meet Zeus, the king of heaven, and make a stalk between him and Guanyin, if they get better on their own, and no longer want me to be a matchmaker, can I still catch ghosts?" The Queen Mother told the secret in her heart to the little god sparrow, showing that she had a plan for life.

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"Heavenly King!" The Queen Mother was still dressed in a little revealing K, but she just changed a trouser belt, and she felt a little embarrassed at this point, thinking that she was too well dressed than others, and she felt uncomfortable.

"Queen Mother, I'm discussing with Guanyin what to do? Julius Caesar abstained, how to divide the B of the Golden Fleece and Helen? Zeus, the king of heaven, said truthfully.

Guanyin didn't listen to it well, meaning that he couldn't say the B of the Golden Fleece and Helen. It should be said that it is a beautiful Helen, so Guanyin secretly reached over and pinched the middle of the thigh of the king Zeus like other women.

But Guanyin only knows one thing about this set, and he just pinched the egg of the king Zeus, and slipped the king Zeus under the table in pain, and Guanyin also thought that there was a cat under the table, because when he got to the bottom of the table, the king of heaven was screaming in pain, just like the cat screamed before being suffocated to death by a stick.

Zeus, the king of heaven, misunderstood what he meant, thinking that Guanyin was asking him to give the golden fleece and the beauty to the Eastern Continent like this, and there was no need to say more. As soon as he woke up from this pain, Zeus, the king of heaven, knelt down in his heart to call these two fools. A queen mother will lose Julius Caesar miserably, if you add a Guanyin, who dares not to die quickly?

"What? Is it a cat? Guanyin didn't know if it hurt someone's eggs, and she was asking if it was a cat.

"It's a cat, maybe I accidentally stepped on its head." Zeus, the king of heaven, was embarrassed to say that it was egg pain.

"Since he Caesar the Great doesn't want it, of course he will let the army of the Eastern Continent take it." The Queen Mother is here again, she has no selfishness and will die.

"But they have two factions, one is the Tang Dynasty, the other is the Song Dynasty, who gets the beauty and who gets the sheep?" Zeus, the king of heaven, wants to be his own master, and wants to use this power to support Guanyin's sycophants, and wants to exchange Guanyin's ** love as soon as possible, he doesn't believe it for three thousand years, and he didn't even let his fingers touch it once when he took a bath? It takes effort to break curiosity, and Zeus, the king of heaven, knows this truth.

"What's the two factions, isn't it Di Renjie, just let him take it." The Queen Mother used a non-choice to speak, only saying Di Renjie, hiding the Tang Dynasty in Di Renjie's arms, aren't you fooling the ghost? Is there a more cicada B in the world than you?

"This?" Didn't Zeus, the king of heaven, think that Guanyin had three hairs on his legs, and he had to kick the cicada B of the queen mother, so he only got a small gold brick from Di Renjie, and he worked hard for Di Renjie again and again, if this product is a chicken, it will give people a dollar, Zeus, the king of heaven, said so angrily in his heart.

"Whatever, whatever, that's it!" The Queen Mother still thinks that she is above the king Zeus, except that God is her, the goose, she ignores a detail, she is the one who carries the guilt, and God has named the king Zeus to take care of this matter.

"Sister, sit here and rest for a while, you are busy this time, are you still tired?" This is Hera talking, she is no longer the queen of heaven, because she and the king Zeus are sisters and brothers, Bao Zheng dismissed them, so Hera began to like Guanyin, and really hoped that Guanyin could become the wife of the king Zeus, men, there must always be a woman by his side, playing flowers is another thing, the cold is hot, someone has to take care of it, the love of sister and brother is painful in the heart.

Listening to Hera's words, Guanyin glanced at Hera, meaning that you should take care of this goods, she always thinks that she is a god, but she is ignorant to the extreme, you give her a rotten pear that should be thrown away, she eats it sullenly, and will remember to do something for you, but the same ignorant people see her nature as good as a dog, and its potential harm is immeasurable. (To be continued.) )