497 Lu Bu didn't have the heart to die of Hua Tuo

"How?" Zeus, the king of heaven, was anxious when he saw it, so he asked Hua Tuo.

"Out of the ghost, Lu Bu has no heart!?" Hua Tuo searched for Lu Bu's stomach for a long time, but did not find Lu Bu's heart.

"What did you do when you saved the sun god at that time, and can't you do it?" Zeus, the king of heaven, said.

"At that time, the sun god had a heart, and it was just poured into it to cause an erection in the heart. But the problem is that this Lu Bu doesn't have a heart, and the erectile blood without a heart can't flow back! "Hua Tuo is looking for Lu Bu's heart, because he can't find it for a long time, Hua Tuo's back is tired. At this time, the two stopped, and the two hands were half-bent in front of the chest, like a bird that wanted to fly away.

"How can you not have a heart, have you ever had such a case before?" Zeus, the king of heaven, is also in a hurry.

"Not ever! But there are certainly in the world, and this may be a new problem in medicine. Hua Tuo's hands were bloody, and when he touched his nose and sweated, he suddenly turned into a murderer, and he shuddered when he saw the king Zeus.

"Then is Lu Bu still saved?" Zeus, the king of heaven, said without looking at Hua Tuo with his eyes.

"I'd like to call the person in question about the situation." Hua Tuo's answer to the question was not asked, and it was also a question that was difficult to answer or could not be answered for the time being, which in itself was challenging the limit, and it was impossible to draw conclusions about resurrection. Whoever dares to guarantee that he can cure a dead person is crazy, because even if you are 99% sure, you do not have the right to say the guarantee.

After a while, Athena came, and this thing didn't dare to go too far, for fear that Hua Tuo would call her for something. Goose, isn't this really waiting, as soon as he saw Hua Tuo, he said, "What do you want to ask me?" ”

"Did you feel Lu Bu's heartbeat at that time?" Hua Tuo was still shrimping his waist, because he was almost tired and smelly.

Athena thinks she has the courage to answer whatever she asks, she has already done it, is the pig she killed still afraid of the knife? Goose, listen to such a question. Athena was dumbfounded, and immediately said that there was no such thing as a B shot, and said that there was, as if she really hadn't felt it yet. Because at that time, the whole person was bent on feeling the very wonderful ghost taste between men and women.

"Are you doing it traditionally, or are you an old man pushing the mill?" Hua Tuo saw that Athena didn't know what to say, just like a radio host, he first said an introduction to those who would have stage fright on stage.

"I don't know what Mr. Hua Tuo said about what the tradition and the old man are doing?" Athena could not have understood, because the regions in this ghost have their own names. For example, a dog is called Dahua, and a cat is called Spring.

Everyone knows that crickets are the most fun thing, but there will be some places where you don't play them. Naturally, I don't know what the name of the cricket is, and a person who can play a short life will say to the child: "This is called B!" Your sister has it under her crotch. ”

The child has an older sister who asks her sister for B as soon as she gets home. The elder sister naturally slapped the younger brother. As a result, the mother asked about the matter, thinking that the child was still young, so she scolded her daughter, locked them in the room, and said that she would not be a cub anyway.

This is why Hua Tuo did not stand up and objectively make it clear, and Athena naturally did not understand the meaning of this.

"The traditional method is that Lu Bu pounces on you. The old man pushes and grinds like a dog, like a person pushing and grinding, only using his butt to warp behind you. Hua Tuo wanted to bypass the vulgar and go to civilization, but the result was to return to the vulgar.

"It's Lu Bu who crawls on top of me." Athena said truthfully.

"Does it feel like his heart is beating?" Hua Tuo asked.

"It seems to be really different from others, not at one point, it seems to be the whole body." Athena was silent in her memories, as if Lu Bu really didn't have a heart in her chest.

"May I ask, have you ever played such a trick with other men? Is it a warlord or not? Hua Tuo's question made Athena's face red and her ears red, and she couldn't help but answer. I only blame myself for committing it.

"It's a general, it's not a general, you may know better than me, it's Zhanzhao, known as Nanxia." Athena really didn't want to say Zhanzhao, but her face turned purple with shame after speaking.

"Zhanzhao doesn't seem to have fought in front of the two armies. Do you feel that there will be any difference between their chests and different situations? For example, the vibration of the heartbeat, is it rhythmic, or is it the same chaos, like taking a high-speed train, and you can't feel that you are walking on the railroad tracks below? Hua Tuo used a modern metaphor, and he guessed so.

Athena heard Hua Tuo talking nonsense. He suddenly looked up at Hua Tuo, and saw if Hua Tuo's face was not serious? The goose is not only serious, but also very serious. This made Athena restart her brain's ability to recall and think, but she didn't know what it was like to ride the high-speed train, because there was never one, and the memory was just a blank.

"Could Mr. Hua Tuo please explain what it feels like to take the high-speed train, such as whether it is like riding a tractor or sitting on the grass under the sun and basking in the sun?" Athena needs to borrow a metaphor to express the high-speed train more concretely.

"Because of the high speed, the high-speed rail may be like a satellite walking in space, and it will not feel like touching anything, just like sitting on the grass smoothly, right?" Hua Tuo estimates that this is the case.

"Yes, when I went on with Zhanzhao, I felt his vibration at a point, right on my nipple. At first I thought he was me hard, but by the end he stopped completely, but I could still feel a touch on one of my. Did Mr. Hua Tuo ask about Zhanzhao's heartbeat? Athena replied seriously, to the doctor's words, women generally choose to have nothing to say, so they have to explain it honestly.

(Say a doctor bought a fish and hung it on the wall.) Yiniang took her daughter to see the doctor, and when the doctor was listening to her heartbeat, she suddenly heard a cat barking, and he was afraid that a cat would come to eat his fish, so he casually asked: "Look at the cat on the wall. Is it? ”

The mother-in-law has the wrong intention, of course, this is not strange, and you will also have the wrong intention for you, because you are seeing a doctor for a girl who has or does not have it, from the girl's point of view, it is just between having and not, and the doctor asks this thing to understand the condition, which is a legitimate consolation (guard), not a crime.

Thinking of this, the mother urged her daughter to say, "The doctor is asking you if you have hair on B?" Yes, yes, no, no, no, you have to be well! ”

"I didn't get it last year, but this year it's scarce!" The daughter was misconceived by her mother-in-law, and when she said this, she was suffocated and her face turned red. )

"Maybe Lu Bu had been hit by heavy weapons before the previous two armies, and his heart was shattered, and then he slowly shrank? The arterial blood vessels cycle by themselves! Could it be that Lu Bu's death is the last death, a scrapped death. It is a death without any healing.

In other words, Lu Bu was already dead, but he didn't fall, and he was playing with fire at this time, and it was a sudden sudden death. Let's just say that. If Lu Bu was a chariot, it would have been rotten and scattered, but it had not yet dispersed, and now it suddenly hit a slope and was forced by the horse. It's out of touch. Although Hua Tuo said this is true, but if a person wants to get out, sometimes a fool can do it if he wants to find a reason, and he also shows that he does not blame Athena, and he also decompresses others while relieving pressure for himself.

Goose! Athena listened to Hua Tuo's self-report, and thought that Hua Tuo wanted to leave it alone, so she knelt down and said to Hua Tuo: "I, Athena, kneel down and beg you, no matter what, you have to save Lu Bu." I don't care what he used to be, he crawled into my stomach alive, and I am obligated to get down on my knees and beg you to save him. If you need anything condition. Just ask, if I can't do it, I don't blame you! ”

Hua Tuo was dumbfounded, because he had saved the dead Sun God, and others didn't care if you were in a different situation, you had to do everything you could.

"Dad!" Athena knelt down again in front of her father, Zeus, the king of heaven, which was forced by conscience and responsible for love.

"Since the blood of a sheep can be used as human blood, why can't the heart of a sheep be used as a human heart?" Zeus, the king of the heavens, was forced to retreat to the foot of the wall, without retreating. said words that are ten thousand times more innocent than a child, and when you Heavenly King Zeus, an almost cicada-like person, thought of it, if it was useful, Hua Tuo would have thought of it a long time ago.

Hua Tuo listened to the Heavenly King Zeus appearing as a cicada, and suddenly felt that his head was hit by a heavy weapon. Usually they are killed. Goose, Hua Tuo felt awakened: why not give it a try?

(If this is in the eyes of some dogs, he is such a capable person, listening to you as a layman, this will not lose his face?) Not only did he not adopt the opinion of Zeus, but he might also say something ashamed of Zeus. There will even be such dogs. Say I won't come to you?

I'm not saying that a layman can lead an insider, but a reminder of chance, and I can think of this reminder to refer to whether there will be a mystery of resurrection? )

Hua Tuo stared at Zeus, the king of heaven, as if a tiger was about to eat people, and then said, "Go and drive a few more sturdy sheep!" ”

This king Zeus felt in the ice for a while, and in the fire for a while, and finally returned to his mother-in-law's arms, warm and comfortable.

"Is it heart-digging? Wouldn't it be better to get a male lion to make him more combative! Zeus, the king of heaven, said.

"Let's let him become a sheep, anyway, Lu Bu is too big, and he won't be honest in the world. If Lu Bu is saved in this way, be honest, and let our beautiful god of war Athena have to take care of it more. Hua Tuo said very calmly.

"Yes, please let Mr. Hua Tuo put 10,000 hearts, I, Athena, will possess Lu Bu to finish this battle between beauty and golden fleece, and let him return to his hometown safely!" Athena was blindfolded with tears as she spoke.

Our Athena did not follow the second view of Zeus, the king of heaven, and agreed with Hua Tuo's idea of world sheepism.

From the perspective of humanitarian thought, Hua Tuo is also right, if it is like the joke of the Heavenly King Zeus, it may be just a joke, and when it is really used, I am afraid that the Heavenly King Zeus will also disagree, because Lu Bu himself is a first-class god of war, and if he is replaced by the heart of a fierce beast, he will definitely kill the human race.

"The ice truck is coming!" This is Guanyin, the Queen Mother and Hera, who are doing a good job of logistics and transporting ice to the operating room, because when the temperature in the operating room is high, the corpse will stink, which is the most basic knowledge.

"Put a few pieces under Lu Bu's back." Hua Tuo said.

Hearing Hua Tuo's instructions, Athena hurried over to lift Lu Bu's feet, and when she saw Lu Bu's laughter, she thought to herself: When you are saved, I will play with you happily.

"It's not!" Hua Tuo hurriedly stopped Athena and made her words clear: "It's under the board under the buttocks, it's under the board!" ”

"I also thought of it, if it's really next to Lu Bu's back, it will freeze blood, and there will be an egg!" Zeus, the king of heaven, likes to go back to the era of the great masses, and the exit is either an egg or a B, and speaking freely will make people smarter.

Athena somehow got a stool and came to Hua Tuo and said, "Mr. Hua Tuo, please sit down and rest for a while, you will be so tired again when it is time to change your mind." After saying that, he went to the side to shed tears, realizing the reality of the mixed blessings and sorrows of everything in the world.

Yes, our Athena is really sad, and if she is not sad unless she is a hooligan, she will not admit it when she lifts her pants. It was he who was greedy for B and drank the last B, which caused Lu Bu's sexual decay to get out of control and he died.

(Exhaustion is called B.) I checked Baidu, there is no thing, the first time there is fine, the second time is pitiful, and the third time there is no drop. That is to say, you drain the water in the field, and the mud is still mud and dirt. Dog or Dog, Tiger or Tiger...... Fence or fence wall or wall, what car is not green? Fence woman and dog. Fate is not that wheel...... )

"Mr. Hua Tuo, Mr. Hua Tuo, Mr. Hua Tuo!" The king Zeus called Hua Tuo three times in a row, but Hua Tuo still did not say anything.

Zeus, the king of heaven, squatted down and took a look, but it was terrible, Hua Tuo had already appeared like a dead person. Zeus, the king of heaven, leaned his hand against Hua Tuo's nose, and felt that there was only air out in the nose, that is, there was only air out and no air in, because it was very weak, and the air out could only make people feel so small, and in the end it was gone. It's just out of breath!

Hua Tuo sat down with his back against the wall, probably asleep in a dozing off, or he was tired to death, because Lu Bu had no heart, this must have been said after looking for a long time, so he did it silently for a long time, because this is impossible, once it happens, it must be a dead person.

"Athena!" Zeus, the king of heaven, stood up and spread his hands to his daughter Athena.

"Dad!" Our Athena knelt down again, this time her voice was not very good, and her shoulders were immediately trembling with crying: "Don't tell my mother and Guanyin and the Queen Mother, see what to do, they have to scold me to death, because I killed two people because I committed a cheap crime and killed two people!" Hurry up and find a way to save Hua Tuo first? ”

"You cover up Hua Tuo with magic first, I'll go and invite Bao Zheng, he will always have a way, who told him to boast that he is a space seed man?" Looks like bragging can get you in trouble. (To be continued.) )