"What do you say about Mr. Hua Tuo, please tell me the reason quickly, why can't you see a woman?" Qin Shi Huang felt very inexplicable and asked Hua Tuo to explain things more clearly, why?

"Duke Qin doesn't know, that woman's beauty is not something that I, a mortal, can see, don't say it's me, even the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin, doesn't have eyes, and he dies when he sees it. I've heard for a long time that if you look at her, you have to have eyes, and if you her, you have to have eggs, otherwise you have to die. What is the reason for Hua Tuo to say this? It may be that she is really afraid that the beauty will see it, and her heart will not be able to stand it and die suddenly on the spot. I still thought of this to arouse Qin Shi Huang's more enchanted liking, and I thought about it even more.

"The question is, people who don't have eyes will die when they see it, so who will be the person who says she is beautiful? Isn't that a paradox? Who has seen it? Says who? Qin Shi Huang was pacing with small steps, falling into deep contemplation on this.

"It's Di Renjie and Bao Zheng." Hua Tuo said.

"Are they all dead, then?" Qin Shi Huang asked.

"Nope! They are all Wen Qixing descended to earth, and they have everything above mortals. Hua Tuo said.

"I've heard of seeing a very beautiful woman die suddenly on the spot, but most of them say that when men and women have sex together, it refers to the night of marriage, when the bride has no cloth, because it is so beautiful, the relatives are so beautiful that they die on the spot (so as to tell the cicada Bs that this is a man with heart disease, because it is too sudden, and he dies suddenly with excessive excitement. You've got to slip a leg first, so he can look at it slowly. Don't wait for the snake to peel its skin and pull it down from the top suddenly, which will make the man you have never seen die on the spot. In other words, just like eating saccharin, you have to mix it with water, otherwise it will directly sweeten people to death, which is a truth. Don't disbelieve in this evil in the world, once this evil is established, you will cry and tell your mother to dry the fish. ）。 Qin Shi Huang was still walking slowly, taking small steps back and forth.

"Is Helen undressed?" Qin Shi Huang suddenly thought of what he meant.

"It's not Gong Qin, but it can also be said that she has no clothes, she only wears a shawl. The milk in front of the chest door is in the open air. According to those who saw it, the milk of the beautiful Helen was very standard, like the pyramids on both sides of the Nile, and the pen was so straight that it did not fall in the slightest. Hua Tuo picked up the original words he heard.

"It's weird. Since this woman has such an extraordinary beauty, why didn't Zeus, the king of heaven, come and get Xi Shi to do it, why is this? Qin Shi Huang asked.

"Duke Qin didn't know that Zeus, the king of heaven, and the beautiful Helen were father and daughter. He said it to me himself. If it wasn't a father-daughter relationship between them, he would have it a long time ago, isn't there no way to do it! Hua Tuo said.

"How much more beautiful Helen is than Shih Tzu?" It was time for Qin Shi Huang to make a decision.

"According to Bao Zheng and Di Renjie, it is more than 10,000 times more beautiful than Xi Shi." Goose, what a concept it is, reaches an endless pretty.

Is there really such a beautiful woman in the world? Absolutely. It's not that it's not seen or it's not yet born, but there must be.

"He Di Renjie and Bao Zheng are just prime ministers, I am an upright emperor, I can definitely have eye blessings, and I must have egg blessings. Then let me personally give it to the beautiful Helen. If 'He's Bi' isn't enough to please the beautiful Helen, then move the 'Terracotta Army'. I'm not afraid of her growing flowers on B! Qin Shi Huang slapped the table with his hand, shaking the Nine Dragons Cup and rolling off the table and falling into the amber hall.

This snap seemed to wake Hua Tuo up, and he hurriedly said to Qin Shi Huang: "I have to go beforehand!" ”

"Slow! I'll go with you, if you don't give up until the Yellow River, you have to the beautiful Helen. "Qin Shi Huang is crazy, this is that there is no one in the world who is not troubled, and adults have the troubles of adults. It is also annoying for children to go to kindergarten and write homework.

Goose! Rich people want to beautiful. Rich and powerful, if you want to beautifully, you can still bring it. In September 2015, I heard that an official wanted to go to the university to find place B, and the knot was hooked.

"Otherwise. I'll go first, and when I've dealt with the matter over there, I'll tell Zeus, the king, that you're coming, do you think it's okay? Hua Tuo began to be afraid, he thought that this was doing a bad thing that would damage the land of China, and once Qin Shi Huang couldn't bear it. Qin Shi Huang is going to be hanged, and he, a pimp, will definitely be cut off by the people of China.

"So let's go together, and set up camp in their vicinity, and when you are done, then take me to Zeus, the king, my father-in-law. ）。 Or let's take He's Bi and go straight to the beautiful Helen. You say she also has a mother? Qin Shi Huang said.

"Yes! Her mother is also so beautiful and amazing. Hua Tuo didn't dare to say that Zeus, the king of heaven, first made Leda and reborn the beautiful Helen, for fear that there would be another extraneous branch.

"Look at you, Mr. Hua Tuo, how can a beautiful woman be called a good woman? My mother-in-law is also such a beautiful product? Out of the ghost, I also followed you to say the word, it seems that I can't really find a good word for women. In order to curry favor with Hua Tuo, Qin Shi Huang began to make himself a fool, so that Hua Tuo was less afraid of him.

"Definitely, can the broken kiln produce good goods? You've seen that a mother who is not beautiful can give birth to a daughter who can be beautiful to the underworld. Hua Tuo saw that Qin Shi Huang was soft, and he became relaxed, and it was good to talk to him as if he was on the cattle herd, and to return to vulgarity.

"Then I have to go to the treasury to find something interesting for women, don't be stingy with your mother-in-law, bad things are bad on your mother-in-law's head. If you don't get it right, it's time to get married, she wants to make a stalk from it, see how hard you are to two feet long, whether she wants to pour cold water or cold water, and you will shrink into the hairy underbelly. "Vulgar trading in vulgar language, this is the most appropriate. It's like you have to put some chili pepper in the roe, you can skip the chili and make it smell good.

"That's right!" Hua Tuo should say peacefully.

Qin Shi Huang walked towards the treasury in small steps, Hua Tuo looked at Qin Shi Huang's background, pouted with his mouth slightly, and looked back at the door, thinking of a momentum to rush out, this muddy water wading like this, you have to drown yourself, you should blame the dog for the rescue. Hua Tuo was thinking.

Goose, the things in the world, you are going to take people out to earn money, and he said you well. Or say thank you and you're done. If you encounter a little trouble along the way, you will be annoyed to death.

Good guy, Qin Shi Huang took out some goods from the treasury that Hua Tuo didn't seem to know, because he had never seen them. Of course, I don't know. What is round, flat, square, and long, and square. Duck egg-shaped, egg-shaped, grass, bird, flower and insect. There are also cats, dogs, snakes, cows and so on. It is full of gold and silver treasures, and it is worth a fortune. Everything is worth a lot.

Qin Shi Huang saw Hua Tuo glaring dryly on the side. Maybe he felt that there were too many treasures, so he gave a Hua Tuo casually. It's true, Hua Tuo is like a child, and quickly hides to the side to see the treasure that belongs to him for the time being. It was a frog, covered in emerald green, and only under its belly could one see some white.

This Hua Tuo understands that this is nothing in the treasury, but in the hands of civilians, it can belong to him, and he is so happy that he dies of laughter. It's not enough to die once. If you save it, you will die of laughter when you see it, even if you hide it, you will die of laughter when you think about it. Yes, good things want people to die, and if they don't die, there will be no peace. Hua Tuo couldn't help laughing out loud, thinking that this was not only a joyful appearance, but also a joyful appearance, a shame! Called Hanako to reincarnate and pretend to have seen it. Hua Tuo wanted to stop laughing halfway, but suddenly waited for a chili pepper, choking and coughing. In the end, he bent his waist to the ground.

"What? What? Qin Shi Huang had to drop the treasure in his hand to beat Hua Tuo's back and touch his neck.

It took a long time for Hua Tuo to take this breath, and he almost died. Although he was not dead, he was already dying, and he sat on the ground and pulled his neck to breathe air. It is like a terminally ill person who slowly says, "Give it back to you, I don't have this blessing." Just now I just saw that this thing was so beautiful, and I could have such a good thing, so I couldn't help laughing out loud, and I couldn't stop trying to, and I was almost choked to death in one breath. It's a beautiful B. It seems that I am a person who has no egg blessings. ”

It's hard for us to guess what kind of medicine Hua Tuo sells in this caruin, do you really don't want it, or do you want to use it to insinuate Helen's beauty and play a role in fueling the flames? It's not, because it makes Helen so beautiful that Qin Shi Huang wants to go crazy when he listens to it, doesn't this make Qin Shi Huang even more crazy?

"It seems that it is not enough to take some things that little women like, the most important thing is to pass the level of Zeus, the king of heaven, these gadgets are only a ** hair, and they will definitely not be able to kill him without heavy weapons. Otherwise, I will take Jiuding, the mother-in-law of the king of heaven is not a goods that can be satisfied with only a little wealth, he will be happy if he has to give him what he does not have, and when he is happy, I will let the beauty Helen die! Hua Tuo, do you say no? "Qin Shi Huang is still planning to use all the national treasures to this so-called No. 1 beauty B in the world.

When Hua Tuo heard Qin Shi Huang say the first Chinese character, he knew that the problem was coming, so he deliberately began to cough to show that he did not answer because he did not hear it in the cough.

Hua Tuo thought to himself, this Jiuding is the king of the treasure of the land of China, you Qin Shi Huang dared to exchange it for a beautiful woman's B, and among them, I am being a pimp, Wanluo! This is the burning of the Xing'an Mountains, and once it is burned, it will not be saved. Qin Shi Huang at this time was like this, just like Hitler back then, no one dared to say a word in front of him.

Qin Shi Huang also brought Hua Tuo to the gate of the treasury this time, nine very delicate troikas, not only have the style of carving dragons, but also inlaid with a lot of rare treasures, which itself can also be called a national treasure. Good guy, eight strong men carry a tripod, and one tripod weighs two thousand pounds. It is covered with exquisite seal characters. The body circumference is one meter with a diameter of hanging zero, and one person is high. Seeing Hua Tuo put tears in his eyes, he couldn't show his sadness unless he wanted to die.

Since then, He's Bi and Jiuding have quietly disappeared in the land of China. (Later, it should be written that Qin Shi Huang was hanged, and when he Shibi and Jiuding returned to the Central Plains, they encountered a sea monster and drowned in a foreign sea.) Xi Shi was imprisoned in an equally delicate troika, and Hua Tuo wanted to come and take a look, because Hua Tuo knew that Xi Shi was a non-poisonous beauty, no better than Helen, who was a poisonous mushroom and could not be evil. Before he could get closer, he was driven away by the guards, making Hua Tuo blush, regretting that he was meddling.

Xi Shi is about to get out of the jam, Yahuan Po Zi is in the world, there is an old woman crying to death, Hua Tuo heard that it is Xi Shi's mother. Hua Tuo listened carefully to the crying words: "My daughter is gone, you have to marry a chicken and a chicken and a dog when you get there, this is the lesson of the ancestors, don't let others say that you are a woman who has not been educated by your mother."

Mom will die sooner or later, you can go now with peace of mind, I am already dead, you don't have to worry about me anymore. Don't forget to have three obedience and four virtues to your in-laws. I don't know what the hell this is, but it must be virtuous after all, your mother and I are more cicadas, and I don't understand this Confucian teaching.

When you meet people, the other person doesn't raise her eyes, and she passes by when she has nothing to do, because she always has her difficulties if she doesn't look at you. Shyness, or something else, is always conveying that I don't want to pay attention to you, but it's usually not that I don't like you, which is different from Rada B, where there is nothing to say, and there is something to say.

In everything, we must compare our hearts with our hearts, show weakness is not weak, let go first when we are strong, and don't scold and fight with our neighbors for three days or two days.

Don't go out and say strange things about your husband during sex, especially don't talk about how long or short your husband is. When others tell you to say this, they themselves say this, this is an introduction, don't listen to it, the people who say this their husbands are dead, and they won't be sad if they can't hear it in the grave.

Men won't have sex with women, and that's a good thing. Mom is a person who has come over, and she has to teach you a trick (in some places, the mother-in-law looks at the, and she won't teach it, or help it herself.) You spread your legs and reach out to hold a few and insert them in! Don't be afraid to be shy, this is a process of life, and there is no shameless word. (Don't say that the author was raised by a son of a bitch, and I also decided to write this line after an ideological struggle.) Whether it is from books or society, it is often said that it is only a few days after getting married, or a few days later, that it becomes the first time, which is of course a good thing. But if because you haven't appreciated this little knowledge, like a person who has not read a book, one plus one doesn't know that it is equal to two, and this is not because it is stupid, but no one has ever taught it, and from then on when you see something to be counted, you run to the underworld, such people have.

There are no wonders about the size of the world. There must be men and women who are beginners, because they don't know that one plus one equals two, because they don't know that women stick their hands and stick them in, and for a long time they think that they are sick, or that the other party is sick, because they are beginners, and they must have no experience, so they will think of dogs with natural attributes, and wonder if they just get in a few clicks.

When I watched "Bosom Friend" in my early years, I often saw people who wanted to ask about it. I heard that on the day when a woman gets married, a mother will tell her daughter a moment before going out, holding a few pairs with her hand and inserting some critical things, which you usually can't hear and can't see.

Don't think that many things are simple, everything will be ghostly, but in fact, it is not, such as selling things and looking at the scales, some people are afraid. Don't you just don't know scales! Goose, some of these ghosts still like to carry hard, deliberately said, this thing still needs to be weighed, even if it is too many. When you meet a good person, three catties should be two and a half catties, because you are afraid of the cicada, so you have to wave your hand in your heart: take it. When you meet a bad person or a bad person, you will say that you only have a few catties, and you will also wave your hand and take it.

Similarly, after three or five days, playing like a dog and not inserting it, the woman was so angry that she ran back to her parents' house. The daughter's mother didn't believe it, and when she looked at the middle of her legs, she was still intact. This is a bunch of cicadas for the mother and daughter, and the mother came up with the idea of marrying a divorced son again, this person will definitely the north, and everyone else has children. ）

I still couldn't hold back my laughter when I corrected a typo. When I was eating lunch, I thought that Xi Shi was going to cry people, and used crying to pass on some daughter's cold knowledge. (To be continued.) )