"Is it still far away, mother?" The king of heaven was a little afraid that his mother was coaxing him.

"Hurry, you naughty little devil, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. You have to endure a little bit, and temporarily think that the beauty of this handful of firewood is a ghost, or you will run in the air, and don't blame my mother for burning hot tofu when the time comes? "Niangniang can be said to be old and poor and happy, and she is basically saying things that young girls only say when they are with their girlfriends, whatever, it's just fun anyway, Niangniang thought to herself.

"Mother's words will make people laugh to death, or I will run in the air. I'm still running in the sky? I don't even have the tools to run a horse now, what can I do to run a horse? I can run the cow.

What I have on my body now are all spare parts that have not yet been assembled, just like today's computers, before they are assembled, you say that people play games every day and watch beautiful women every day. Laughing dead too. The Three Souls and Seven Spirits of the Heavenly King said.

(Intentional goofs are a bright spot in the future and even in the present.) Whether you wear it or not, the reader knows that he is reading a novel, not a strict life and death document. Just like the bikini of the moment, it is now dressed in a hot way. Times always move forward, please accept me, Amen! ）

If the word horse running still needs to be explained, probably, because the common phrase nowadays is: slippery X essence, or ghost or something.

Of course, the mother understands, and the so-called people who have come over are also.

"Do you still want to assemble? Just like that, a leaf sticks to Chang'e's body and puts hot tofu ...... Forget it. Niangniang said without laughing.

The Heavenly King couldn't laugh at this time, he was using his brain to find a way to borrow himself. Hearing Niangniang say that he was like a leaf to eat Chang'e's hot tofu, I couldn't help but start scolding Niangniang: This plague mother is only afraid that she is crazy, and she is so happy all day long as if she has picked up a baby, if it is not for the fact that you are very ugly, the master will be on you, let Chang'e's sister go.

You really don't want to say that the king of heaven thinks like this to be short-lived, isn't the king of heaven just upset at this time? I complained a little about the mother who was happy all day long like crazy, which is also a habit of ordinary people, and it is understandable

". I'm trying to find a way to borrow myself, and I'm worried about it, so don't be crazy for the time being, and get back to a serious business. Help me with an idea? The Three Souls and Seven Spirits of the Heavenly King said.

"You think I won't talk to you about it? Do you know where we're headed now? It's going to Africa, and we're going to spend the night on the African savannah. Do you know why we want to go to Africa? Niangniang came up with a set of questions to see how the Heavenly King and Little Ghost were understanding.

"I don't know, the moon is in Africa."

Niangniang listened to the king's answer. I almost laughed and fell into the deep sea below. Niang Niang thinks that the answer of the King of Heaven is the biggest joke in the world, a leader in the divine realm, and he is also in charge of thunder, lightning, wind and rain, and other important jobs, and even said the answer of the moon in Africa!

However, this does not mean that the king is ignorant or has a relationship with his foolishness, and a professor once asked all his students in a lecture: What is one plus one?

Ninety-nine percent of them did not answer, or they could be said to have not answered. Because it's so simple, so simple that even the students think that the teacher won't be stupid enough to ask the students to answer yes: equal to two.

Since this is not the case, of course, the student cannot answer. However, few of the students can think the other way: you are not a god old, and you have never heard of any papers published by your teacher. The principle that one plus one does not equal two.

Of course, there are not a few Mengtianzi among them, and he dares to answer that it is equal to two. This is Alexander's sword also.

The Heavenly King's answer to the Queen Mother was at least half right, because the purpose was to go to the Moon Palace.

"Fool, Africa is the animal world, I brought you there to let you choose to possess, you have to think about it now, don't waste time when the time comes." Niangniang thinks it's better to tell him the truth first, so as not to be in a hurry when you choose the wrong possession, and you have to blame me again.

"I choose an elephant, if there's one there." The King of Heaven said.

"Die for you! No way. He only knows what he is talking nonsense. Do you know how much an adult male elephant weighs? Niangniang said.

"More than two hundred pounds!" The king of heaven is talking nonsense again.

"Add zero. You can't even touch the edge, but you're still a king. Niangniang said.

"What's plus zero?" The king doesn't know if he's pretending to be garlic, or if he really doesn't know a lot of things, and of course it's possible that he hasn't been exposed to this knowledge in ordinary times.

"If it's the biggest African elephant. It's usually six or seven thousand catties, and the extra-large one costs 10,000 catties, so you have to press Chang'e into a meat patty. Niangniang said fearfully for Chang'e.

"Then I will become a rhinoceros, and I can borrow the body of a rhino." The King of Heaven felt that he had taken a step back from his mother.

"There are thousands of pounds. Why do you choose the big ones, why don't you choose an ant? "The mother saw that this little ghost was insatiable, and wanted to become a big one. Let's just follow the joke.

"Niangniang talks and laughs to death, you let me possess an ant and do stupid things with Chang'e, isn't this a small foot basin boat put into the Pacific Ocean, I don't know the depth of death in it." The king of heaven thought of using ants as footbasin boats, and Chang'e as the Pacific Ocean, and genius.

"Then I'll choose the tiger, it's always okay!?" The King felt that he was retreating again and again.

"You're a ghost, you can figure it out, is there a woman in the world who is not afraid of tigers? Besides, that thing is very ......" Niangniang's tone began to increase to show that she had the right to control the Heavenly King's choice.

"Isn't a tiger about the same weight as a human?" The king of heaven also began to take it seriously, and I don't know why Niangniang opposed him becoming a tiger possessed.

"The weight of a tiger is about the same as that of a human, are you a human or a ghost? Don't you really know that the tiger thing has barbs? Hell listen to you! "Niangniang, this can be regarded as making things clear.

However, the king of heaven is really a bit talented, this kind of existence is still relatively common, just like the human discipline, you are proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry, or you are very smart in this area, maybe even Shakespeare doesn't know who it is in the liberal arts, is this not smart?

Some knowledge is stupid knowledge, and if you don't know it, he really says you're not smart. For example, in the countryside, among the women of the country, of course, there are men, and you can't compare with them at all.

Than what? Is it better for a tiger and a dog to eat? It's not a question of saying who's the tiger and who's the dog. Indeed, no one in this world can compare with anyone. Stupidity is manifested in many aspects, there is a lot of small knowledge and empty knowledge, because it is often not in the category of high intelligence, and the poor and mediocre are ripe. For example, the 24 solar terms, and so on. (This is the keyword)

When it was still daytime, Niangniang and Zeus, the king of heaven, rushed to the African savannah, what a vast wilderness, and all kinds of animals dazzled the king. However, the king of heaven was bent on choosing the tuba, which made him think about it from his own point of view.

But Niangniang disagrees with life and death, because Niangniang has Niangniang's difficulties, although she did not write a letter of guarantee, but the verbal promise is also a thousand words. As a mother, what a high value, how can there be child's play?

"Niangniang, look, there's an oil pig there, is this okay?" The King seemed to be a little impatient.

"You can see the oil pig, just these two fangs will scare other girls to death. Can't wait? Niangniang looked at the face of the three souls and seven spirits of the king with a smirk.

"White rabbit, little white rabbit......" exclaimed the Heavenly King, who was as happy as a child.

"Lord Bao Zheng, come and see, look at the lower body of the Heavenly King...... "Emperor Caesar saw something, shouted so loudly, and quickly walked in from outside the temple gate.

"Did the King wake up?" Bao Zheng asked as soon as he entered the Chang'e Temple.

"Inferior ......" translates Julius Caesar's words into Chinese that is, the turtle below wakes up, and its head is moving.

Bao Zheng looked at the eyes of Emperor Caesar, but no, it can be said that although Zeus, the king of Chu, has not woken up, he is indeed peeing......

It can be said that two dead bodies are being held by four people, and the sun god Helius is guarded by Hua Tuo and Alexander. Julius Caesar and Bao Zheng are guarding the corpse of the Heavenly King.

At this time, Bao Zheng thought that the king of heaven had given him a demon mirror, in today's words, the minister of public security gave Bao Zheng a pistol on the first day of work.

It can also be said that he was bored, and Bao Zheng took out the demon mirror. At this time, Julius Caesar also approached Bao Zheng's side, and the two began to watch in the demon mirror that the king of heaven possessed the three souls and seven spirits on the rabbit, and was doing stupid things with Chang'e.

"I'll wait until I see it, don't say it, Lord Tianwang is my boss after all, I'm not afraid of firing squid, and it's a little embarrassing between friends." Bao Zheng said.

"I'm afraid of Nan, if he dies, I will go back and be the new king." Julius Caesar laughed half to death, naturally, in the words of the production team, Julius Caesar is a senior member, and you Zeus is just the captain of a production team.

"This must be the crazy old mother who is helping the Heavenly King Zeus, bringing the three souls and seven spirits of the Heavenly King Zeus to the Moon Palace, and I can see from the beginning that this old woman is not an ordinary product, and has the magic to bring the dead back to life. Drawing talismans and reciting scriptures or something, they are all pretending to be gods and ghosts, and deceiving people's ears and eyes. Bao Zheng said.

"It is estimated that it is Zeus's aunt, or aunt or something, because Zeus is a motherless cub, so it can be ruled out that it is his mother. This plague old mother said that her son and son are pretending to be crazy like this...... "Julius Caesar said as if he knew the details of Zeus.

"If you don't know, I think it's a god who is one level higher than the king of heaven, because Zeus, the king of heaven, can't die, he has so many important positions in charge of the celestial bodies, and suddenly dying will cause ,......chaos in the divine realm," Bao Zheng said. (To be continued.) )