199 The origin of Chang'e's Jade Rabbit

"Yikes! …… Oh. …… Yes! Chang'e laughed to death, it turned out that the queen mother knelt down to herself just to send a little white rabbit to play by herself, and it was smooth, where is this to go on an errand by herself, this is simply more than a fairy.

Chang'e thought to herself, no wonder Niangniang dared to promise herself, and promised me that I could do nothing. However, this is too much for me to do, and if I get a bison, I guess I can do it.

You see, you look at this world, everything is like drinking, as long as he or she is not drunk, he or she has the right to say: If you bring an altar, I will still drink and not get drunk, and sprinkle your dog yesterday.

Greed for money and lust are the same, there is no cordon, and it is not until a capital crime is committed that hundreds of millions of family properties are used by ghosts. Just like this little woman, the rabbit is not addicted, and the bison can come. Why don't people who are greedy for money think like this, hundreds of thousands of children, just live an ordinary life, anyway, they have the right, so they are simply greedy......

The Queen Mother gave Chang'e the little white rabbit possessed by the three souls and seven spirits of the Heavenly King Zeus, and she sat under the thousand-year-old locust tree in the Moon Palace. Queen Mother, who is it? Someone who came over. She wasn't interested in this tertiary film at all.

Niangniang was thinking that if it was based on Zeus, the king of heaven, how tall the elephant was, Chang'e sister paper had to die, which was like an aircraft carrier sailing into the Xiaojiang River, (Xiaojianghe, the author's birthplace and hometown. It is a tributary of the middle section of the Ganjiang River and the junction of Zhangshu City and Gao'an City. It is a trivial matter that the water floods the golden mountain, and the embankments on both sides of the river will be swollen so that there is no shadow in sight.

At this time, the mother was very happy, and she praised the king Zeus in her heart for being so obedient, thinking that if she really couldn't control it, he would have no way to change his appearance, and he couldn't throw the chicken (car) to protect him. From the perspective of taking into account the overall situation, it can only leave Sister Chang'e to fate, what can she do, she has nothing to say, and she has a guilty conscience if she can't help it.

The Queen Mother thought at the time. If Zeus really doesn't want to possess himself on the rabbit body, then he has to rely on Zeus, the king of heaven, after all, he is the lord of the divine realm, and the duty of the mother is a minister in ancient words. And Zeus is a county magistrate, or a state official.

However, Zeus also has his own plans in his heart, and the queen mother is uninvited, which is very important in the hearts of those who know reason. Thinking about Chang'e, she has already thought that her soul is difficult to recover, and she can't take care of her three souls and seven spirits by herself. They went their separate ways and flew all over the sky. It's like a flock of ducks swimming into Panyang Lake, and if there is no help from the gods, there is no one who can drive it back. Zeus reluctantly compromised, that is, in response to the old saying: If you see a good thing, you will accept it.

This time Zeus is helpless that is, helpless in a love word, this is like in the gambling field, you are already a penniless person who loses, it is the mother of the family who lent you money, and now I see that you have brought back all the money you exported, although you don't earn much, but it always brings joy to your face, if you don't collect the bank. If you get a boogie in your hand, you won't be kicked to death by someone else's mother?

This is like the current stock listing, when you lose half dead or alive, some people say that a good stock is listed, you have to buy a lot of money without money, and your relatives and friends are also smashing the pot and selling iron. Relatives and friends don't complain about you, it's always okay for you to jump off the building and die, right?

Zeus is like this at this time, do you think he will really listen to the words of the Queen Mother? Definitely. In fact, Zeus, the king of heaven, was also afraid of death. was already dead, not only could he not return to life, but he also wanted to see the fairy Chang'e, if it wasn't for the fact that the mother of the family came?

But isn't that how it goes? Zeus, the king of heaven, is a very well-behaved little white rabbit. Aren't you having the most fun with Chang'e now? He was still thanking the mother with joy.

This sentence leads to today's matchmaker, if you are a good woman who lacks social activities, she will introduce you to an eighty point today. She thinks it's 100 points good enough for you as a man, you don't want it. Okay, she'll tell you a sixty point tomorrow, and you don't want it. The day after tomorrow will simply bring you a forty points. The last bowl of porridge will make you starve to death if you don't eat it, anyway, you are not the matchmaker's daughter.

It's getting worse, it's escaping death, anyway, if you don't eat, you eat urine, this is fate. At this time, Chang'e and Zeus, the king of heaven, were like this in their hearts, which means that neither of them was satisfied. Of course, this dissatisfaction is based on satisfaction, in Chinese words is that you have to eat eight buns in a meal, and the lady only gives you four, only half full.

Can it be said that love is like this? It's like going to the street to buy clothes, because your eyes are full of clothes, even though you only buy them with money, you still look dazzled. I wanted to buy a medium and high-level goods, but I can't help you a lot in my pocket, and I can't help you a lot, it's the New Year, and I'm stupid, so I'd better buy one and go home.

I want to go back to the mall to change a more expensive one when I get on the bus, the more I think about it, the more sad I become, the New Year, I really can't wear it, I stand on the bus and bow my head lifelessly, and I want to cry.

When I got home, I closed the door and put it on my body, thinking it was okay, so I smiled. Of course, there are comparisons on the street, that is, dogs stand next to tigers, they can't compare, and they don't even dare to open their eyes.

What is the concept of returning home, that is, the dog stands next to the chicken, is love supposed to be like this? At this time, the king of heaven and Chang'e, whether it is a man or a beast, a god or an immortal, at this time they can't compare whether they win or lose.

"What a well-behaved little bunny, so cute."

After Chang'e and the little white rabbit completed the task of copulation for a long time, they almost forgot that there was a queen mother outside in bed.

Chang'e walked out of the door with the little rabbit in her arms, and saw Niangniang dozing under the thousand-year-old locust tree, so she walked over with light steps: "Niangniang, Niangniang!" ”

Chang'e shouted twice in a row, and when she didn't see Niangniang wake up, she began to turn around and go back to the room, wanting to simply come to the palace with a second person. At this time, Niangniang was waking up in a dream, as if she heard Chang'e calling her, only to know that she had almost dozed off.

Of course, there are regulations, if the mother dozes off like this, until she forgets to remove the possessed soul from the little white rabbit, that day King Zeus will become the long-term son-in-law of Chang'e's mother.

In the current words, the Queen Mother gave her mobile phone to Sister Chang'e for a while, but now that the mother is going home, and then return the phone directly, Sister Chang'e will cry, the best way is to pull out the ghost (Xixi) card inside, and leave the empty shell for Sister Chang'e to play the games inside, and pass the cold time in the Moon Palace.

"Sister Chang'e, Sister Chang'e!" Just in time for Sister Chang'e to enter the door, Niangniang woke up and quickly put Sister Chang'e in place.

"Ah, mother, you're awake! Just now I saw that you were dozing off, and you didn't wake up after shouting twice, so I asked you to sleep for a while and come back later......" Chang'e said with a lot of change.

"Little Bunny is so cute...... Come, I'll hug you. Niangniang took the little white rabbit in Chang'e's hand, put her mouth to the little rabbit's ear and said with her heart: Lord Tianwang, now we should go back, you quickly withdraw your three souls and seven spirits from the little white rabbit. If it is more than 7749 days, you will never be possessed by your soul, and you will always be in the body of a rabbit.

When Zeus, the king of heaven, heard that his mother was going to take him back, he was really a little reluctant in his heart, what a gentle oriental beauty. However, there is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed, and guests in other places, no matter how good the delicacies of the mountains and seas are, they will not be able to fill it for a lifetime.

In fact, the king Zeus also had a thought in his heart, that is, Chang'e's sister was not as beautiful as he saw in the portrait in the Chang'e temple, and she was a little thinner, as if Chang'e's pelvis was resting on the king and the king had a little back pain, which made the king feel a little disgusted.

When the king of heaven felt a pain in his back, he also thought that the mother was strict with her own discipline and reasonable, even if she was possessed by an oil pig, it would crush this handful of firewood to a pulp, because a male oil pig also weighed hundreds of pounds.

This is also the fact that, in general, advice is often not recognized or understood until it is verified.

"Mother, let's go back!" The king of heaven also said with his heart.

"I'll return the little rabbit to Chang'e's arms, and you kiss her face again...... I'll just wait here for a while. Niangniang said with her heart again.

"Little rabbit, come, let Sister Chang'e hold you for a while." Niangniang said to Chang'e.

Chang'e took the little white rabbit stretched out by Niangniang, hugged her in her arms and pressed her face against the head of the little white rabbit, her eyes couldn't help but feel strong, and tears began to fall to the ground.

There is no greater sorrow than the death of the heart, and the most painful thing in the world is to gain and lose. There is never a mature person in the world, when a child gets a good toy, you take it away when he is not tired of playing, there is no child in the world who does not cry.

It's the same for adults, the difference is that children have tears and tears, while adults often have tears and no sounds.

If you don't see this kind of toy, or if people can't understand that it's a fun toy, you won't be disappointed if you don't have it, and it doesn't matter if you don't feel painful. Just like a seed, it never sprouts and takes root, it is dead and dead, alive and dead, regardless of ups and downs, no pain and no happiness.

Who dug it out of the depths of the dirt? Who gave it a drop of water?

When Niangniang saw Chang'e crying, she was so sad that she burst into tears. However, life and death are common things in the world, what can be done? Because there are no real idlers in the world, they all have their own work to do, for the natural operation of the world.

"!" Chang'e finally couldn't help crying, and the tears in her eyes were like a flood that had overturned the embankment, just spilling out of her eyes, and writing down the sadness and helplessness of life and death parting on her face.

"Mother, mother!"

"Chang'e, my good daughter......" Niangniang cried even more sadly, and everyone who came over also knew that the new love was not tired of life and death, which was the saddest and sad thing in the world.

"Niangniang, when will you come back when you leave today?" It's time, Chang'e has to stop crying, say what she wants to say quickly, and ask what she should ask.

"No more, my good daughter. ......" Niangniang replied with more pain than pain, and cut it in two.

"! Empress! ......" (To be continued.) )