"Touch something, my hand didn't stop, I am, you can talk slowly......" Leda knew that the king reached out to touch her because she was afraid that she would get up and leave.

"Because Eris is so ugly that the sun god would rather die than agree to marry her, even though the sun god is pretending to be afraid of death. Someone came up with a bad idea to send Eris to South Korea for plastic surgery and make her look better. In thinking in this way, it is not taken into account that this is a punishment, a punishment for death row inmates.

When I suddenly thought that this would not work, I made Eris a beautiful woman with plastic surgery, and married a death row prisoner to be innocent, isn't this a crime to teach all men in the world to commit capital crimes? If you make a mistake, you have to get a beautiful woman with plastic surgery as a wife. For this reason, I asked Hua Tuo to stop moving forward towards beauty plastic surgery and take a step back instead. At this time, one side has just been straightened, and the beautiful leg skin on the outside of the thigh is used.

At that time, our high-level gods were all present, and they all thought that if according to Hua Tuo's plastic surgery experience, this woman would be made so beautiful, not to mention marrying a death row prisoner, even the emperor would rush to ask for it. For the sake of legal notarization, I want Hua Tuo to make the other side of her face look so ugly, because if the good ones are up, they will be put up, and then tear them off is called a lack of morality.

As a result, when you think about it, there is no place where the skin will be so ugly, because the inherent skin of the face has been peeled off, and it has been left on the ground and eaten by dogs. In the end, we all thought that the only thing to do was to use a crumpled piece of flesh on Eris's inner thigh...... "The king himself felt as if he smelled a breath of shame when he said this.

"Aren't you doing something short-lived, this is a piece of meat that stinks all year round, and hanging such a piece of meat on people's faces is worse than death, no wonder Eris will scold you for fishing in the river...... You can figure it out! Leda was also angry when she heard this, although it was none of her business, but she was also a woman, and she knew that it was a very painful thing for a woman to be inherently ugly.

"Isn't it okay, the worst thing is that the sun god still won't agree to marry Eris. Later, the gods also repented and said: "If I knew that this was the case, I would have simply made Eris the best beauty in the world, and put the sun god into Xinhua to dig a back of coal and get rid of eggs." 'This very stubborn sun god is really a headache for the divine realm.

And it's no wonder. Helius Sun God is also a very beautiful man, I will not marry a woman with stinky flesh on her face all the year round to live with me, although he has committed a capital crime, people will die sooner or later anyway. ……”

"Tell the devil what you say. Sooner or later, it's going to die. If you really commit the crime of beheading, you will also cry for your father and make your mother's feet weak, and you hope that there will be a protective goddess to protect you. Who is your goddess of protection? Leda said as she tugged at the king's carrot with her hand.

"You are my goddess of protection, and I can't die without you by my side." The King of Heaven borrowed the heat and really hoped that Lida would be his protective goddess.

"Did you take the wrong medicine? You're cursing me. I'm not dead yet, I'm not even a ghost now, how can I become a god? After Leda said this, she yanked the ghost thing of the Heavenly King, and made the Heavenly King sigh in pain.

"Why do you keep me? Is this a violation of the law? "The king of heaven felt that Leda was harming him, and that he was beyond the scope of tenderness, because the king thought that a woman of such beauty would not know that her hands were too heavy. There must be something greasy in this?

"Let's ask yourself first, is this thing illegal? ......" Leda's words seemed to capture some of the ghostly pigtails of Zeus, making it sound like the king had something to say.

"You must have heard something. Did they say a lot of bad things about me in your house? For example, Eris and Niangniang, or Hera, the cicada B, they all have a one-legged opinion on me, can I be blamed for the wave of reform? The King suspected that he had been chased out of Leda's west wing by Eris and others, and when he couldn't find him, he questioned Lida and told her a lot of misdeeds.

"Your so-called reform is specifically for the purpose of reforming others, and you don't need to reform and reform yourself, just like a certain country is still an emperor from son to father. The reputation is elected by the people, isn't this only used to deceive ghosts, and those who obey me live. Death to those who oppose me. ......" Lida said in 2014, probably referring to a dictator in the peninsula country, who denies his relatives whenever he finds anyone who threatens his imperial power, and runs rampant on the suffering of the people. Treat reform as an empty word, for fear of losing imperial power.

"How do you know, I once knelt down in front of Bao Zheng, I confessed that I had made a mistake, but they just didn't sentence me, saying that I was the lord of the divine realm. No other god can do this. ……”

"Is there no other god to fool around with me? Is this what you call this responsibility? Leda used her words so harshly that she pushed the king into a corner, so that he did not retreat.

"I'm so thirsty Mom, what should I do?" The king of heaven began to rely on Leda to be his mother when he was hopeless in the dark, and it was of course a blessing if he could rely on it, as the old saying goes, a man is always a child who does not grow up.

"Is there anything I can quench your thirst? If I had just given birth, I could have given you my milk, but unfortunately not, you know Helen is almost fifteen or sixteen. Or would you drink blood? If you drink it, I will use the golden hairpin on my head to drill a hole in my bosom and let you eat the blood that comes out of it. ......" Although Lida did not promise the king's mother, she had already accepted this child who would never grow up in her heart.

"Mom said it so well, I'd rather eat your urine than let Mom suffer the slightest pain. Please pee for me, really, even the little mice have to be caught and squeezed to eat when they hit the hill, isn't there no way? (The Battle of Shanggangling refers to the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, and the volunteers were besieged by the enemy in a cave...... The name of the movie is "Shanggangling") "The king of heaven is so thirsty that he even wants to eat his sister's urine, to be honest, if his sister is beautiful, he wants to eat it even if he is not thirsty." It's just a fairy soup.

"What nonsense are you talking about, urine is poisonous. Are you in a high fever, burning so much that you talk nonsense, burning so much that you have traveled to the Korean battlefield? You are still a great god, you can't even wear your own pants and travel through the gods and ghosts of the world all day long, and you know that the cultivation of immortals is coming all day long, and you don't eat or drink, so that farmers and farmers go to ask for food! ......" Lida also closed her eyes in a half-asleep and replied to the words of the Heavenly King, because in the darkness, and because in the soul world of the two people, it can also be said that she can speak freely.

"I said that you are a fool, a man, and would rather eat and poison the urine of a beautiful woman than die of thirst. If it were you, who would you choose? Because it is unknown to eat beautiful women to poison urine, but it is certain that you will die of thirst if you don't eat beautiful women's urine. Idiot...... The great god cultivator still cares about the peasants starving to death? The King was already thirsty and was looking for water to drink with his mouth, and when his mouth really found Lida's ambition, he took a few sips. I think that Lida has already told herself, saying that this spring has long been blocked by time, not because Lida is middle-aged, but because this cicada B stole Taishang Laojun's contraceptive elixir, and the child-rearing function is retired. The mammary gland function naturally followed back to her parents' home.

Seeing that this thing was pitiful, Lida hurriedly turned her head around, so that she put the king's mouth in the place where she had spring water - the peedoor. Because Lida thinks about it, although the urine is poisonous, when you are so thirsty that you can't do it, it may be okay to eat some to quench your thirst once in a while.

But the problem came again, and when Lida sprinkled hard, the king was burned so hot that he screamed as a pig. No wonder a soldier once said that a single knife can only kill seven enemies, and then he went soft. It is said that the temperature inside the human stomach is so high. (Of course, this must be nonsense, can a person's stomach be more than 100 degrees?) So why can't you cook more than seven times in one pot? It's going to be soft! This world is meant to make people laugh to death. ）

"Fuck, Cicada B, are you peeing or are you scalding a pig?" The king of heaven was burned by Leda's urine, and his tongue was stretched out of his mouth to open up the cold air, just like a dog's summer tongue sticks out to dissipate heat.

The world has truly responded to such a saying: always learn. Lida didn't expect that this urine didn't feel so hot in her stomach, why did it become boiling water that scalded pigs in the mouth of the king? This may be explained in terms of adaptation. Because the inside of the human stomach is adapted to the living environment of urine for a long time, just like the sea fish is not salted to death in the seawater, and the river fish is not adapted.

"My poor boy, I'm so sorry, I only feel a little hot every time I pee, but I didn't expect you to be scalded like a pig today? What should I do now? "Lida is asking for advice, to see what good solutions the king can come up with on his own, if he makes his own decisions, I am afraid that other unexpected new problems will arise.

"Pick me up and throw me into the river...... "The king was dizzy with thirst, and thought of falling into the river and drinking enough at once.

After listening to the words of the Heavenly King, Leda picked up the Heavenly King and ran in the dark. Then the king began to teach Leda to understand the direction of the wind: "You run in the direction where the cool wind blows, it is the wind blowing on the river, and when you arrive, throw me into the river, and die of thirst." ……”

I don't know how long I ran, and finally I saw a river in front of me under the misty moonlight, but there was a slope on the bank of the river from the water, and Lida stood on the bank and couldn't throw it into the river, what should I do?

"I'll put you down first, we are now on the bank of the river, and a tampi has made us a little further from the river, and I am afraid that if you are thrown away like this, you will not fall into the river, but will still be on the bank of the river. ......" Leda told Zeus, the king of the heavens, who had returned to the baby.

"Wait a minute, I'll teach you. You step forward with your left foot and back with your right foot, reach out and grab my cucumber, swing me back and forth like a child on a swing, and when the inertia grows stronger, you let go and throw it into the middle of the river. It's like throwing a watermelon, wouldn't it? You just wait on the shore and see how I drain the river. "The king taught Leda to throw herself into the middle of the river.

"What if this watermelon breaks off its stem?" Leda was a little scared at first, because it was also true.

"Then why do I want you to wait for the inertia to come and then throw it away, Mu B, you are cursing me......" The king smelled the river water, and called Lida his mother in his heart...... (To be continued.) )