"I'm coming, where are you?" In this world of ghost fighting, there is really such a nonsense saying: Three soybeans have a grain of retribution. Zeus, the king of heaven, only felt that he was already lying in the coffin, calling for hopelessness, but Leda really came.

"I'm here! I don't know if I'm in a coffin or in the darkness of the world, you listen slowly...... "The king of heaven is giving this half of his life to Leda, please don't look at Lida is just a junior of the king, a real good junior, can also be a confidante, and there is an extra layer of what the hell, is it a confidant?" The king of heaven regards this as an emotional bond, although it is out of mutual use, in fact, he thinks clearly that everyone is using whom in people's lives, especially between men and women, is based on the use of each other, physiological mutual needs, isn't this use?

"My poor boy, look at what has become of your hunger, your whole body is like a leaf, and if a strong wind blows at this time, it will blow you out to sea." This is Lida who came to his side, and she took the king in her arms and caressed the king's whole body with her hands.

"If I can really be blown into the sea by the wind, and I am dying of thirst, then there will be a meal of water to drink. So who should I thank? At least not God, because this sentence is the patent of the world. ...... "The king of heaven heard that Lida had come to his side and was caressing his whole body, and the feeling of comfort and comfort was like a baby lying in his mother's arms, saying that there are as many freshness as there are.

"Seeing that you are living so big, but you are still just a child about the things in the world, in vain, can you eat seawater? Salty to you. Leda was in tears as she caressed the King, and the tears were falling into the King's mouth.

The Heavenly King's mouth opened to Lida's tears, as if he had drunk the heavenly elixir, so he asked Lida and said, "Are you giving me fairy water?" ……”

"You really want to be beautiful, this dark and dreary, where to get fairy water? It's my sad tears falling into your mouth, don't you feel a little salty? What a silly child......" Leda hugged the king tighter in her arms.

"You say I'm a child, I'm a child. And it's your kid, Mom! Mother ...... "The king of heaven borrowed the heat, and really shouted for Lida's mother, out of the temptation of beauty and love, the king shouted from his heart for Lida's mother." Like all men in the world, they want to have a beautiful woman to be their mother, and put themselves in the position that a man will always be a child.

"Don't talk nonsense, you're many years older than me, and you let me take a mature man as a child. This is going to take you out to play, my female half-men said to see if it's a boy or a girl, if you see that your big cucumber is about to grow to more than a pound, you have to scare people to death. "Leda likes to be practical, just like in today's society, a child who eats too much chemical food grows the size of a cucumber when he is still a baby, and the place grows like an old-world farmer who wears a lily coat on a rainy day. Who would be stupid enough to take this baby out and show her neighboring sisters this place? If it's almost the same in front of the enemy, let her die of laughter.

(When I saw this place in the countryside, I saw that there was black hair, and I called this thing wearing a robe.) If it's still peeling. That's what it's called, wearing a hat. ）

"Mom, you're so stupid, won't you go buy a pair of locked pants, and when you take me out to play with my female companions, you lock my pants, can the hell see it? ......" The king thought Leda was amusing and began to take things for granted. Zeus, the king of heaven, still thinks that couples flirt with each other and scold each other, isn't this some good statement? Think about it practically. Men also need to have two mothers, one is their own mother, which will naturally die early, and the other is a good woman from society. Fortunately, too.

"If you are a child all your life, you will not give up the nature of a child properly, it is time to mature my God. ......" Lida's tone was full of love and pity, how could she be the mother of the king of heaven, if possible.

"I'm in trouble, Mom, didn't I be an adult before? And he also became the highest god in the god realm. Just because I became the supreme god, I offended a lot of people in reform, and now I am being plotted by criminals with villain hearts, maybe it's a curse, and I was returned to my infancy, but that ghost thing was not cursed to be a baby, isn't this intentionally harming me? So that no woman would be stupid enough to adopt me. ……”

"My poor boy, who have you offended, you won't learn to be like a ghost? Hit the hard one and drag it, and hit the soft one and drag a slot, do you have a dead brain? My poor child! "Lida is teaching the king of heaven to be a ghost, don't say that this is putting the cart before the horse, people teach God to use ghosts to deal with the complexity of the world, it may not be a feasible reason. Just like in today's world, children teach adults to surf the Internet and other new sources of knowledge.

"Didn't you see this, that black-faced Oriental devil, he is a space seed man, and he is very smart than the earthlings, I really don't want to say this, it will be pulled back and forth on you. It's your problem here......" Zeus, the king of heaven, reached out and touched the private management area of Lida, and pulled the woman's beard hard......

"Ah...... Your hands are itchy, and you have to pull people's hair when you touch them, is it because your mother didn't tie your hands when she gave birth to you? (The superstition of the country people is that the mother of the baby should have her hands tied up as soon as she is born, and in doing so, she will have good rules when she grows up, such as not being careless.) "As she spoke, Leda removed the King's hand that had reached into her private parts.

When the king heard Lida say that he was pulling his hair, he closed his eyes and secretly laughed in his heart: Is this an autumn white pear, what kind of beauty, it turns out that he is also a fool, and the so-called women in the world are stupid. Knowing that the thing that grows in this place is called hair, she said that it is hair, fuck, laughing to death. This must have made me stupid for her, it turns out that I am also a kind of pit beauty.

(Autumn white pear is a country people who say that it is not easy to use, and it mostly refers to women who are good-looking and have no goods in their stomachs.) Autumn pears are not delicious. ）

"Are you stealing fun? You say it's my damn place, and what kind of space seed people are you, what's going on? Leda felt the king tremble with laughter, and immediately began to ask questions.

"Please listen slowly, if it comes to you, please don't be angry, my mother, I would be dead without you.

The black-faced name is Bao Zheng, and he is a space seed man born from his father and mother who went to the Tiger Star in a spaceship to mate, and he is much smarter than ordinary people.

Let's start at the beginning, Helius Sun God, who one day rose from the East China Sea in a sun chariot. At first, as usual, when you drove to a height of a foot or two of the sun, the sun's rays shone right in from your yard and hit you. At that time, you happened to invent world-class cosmetics, and you made yourself more than the most beautiful beauty of mortals, and the sun god Helius saw you in the light, maybe his nose was good, and at the same time he might smell your shame.

In this scene, he ran wildly towards the cow in heat like a bull with a broken rope, and like a wild rhinoceros running alone on the African savannah, running towards the unrestrained female rhinoceros regardless of life or death.

Everyone has gone to the wild love, will the sun car turn to the west by itself? Definitely. After a few hours the sun stopped moving, and the horses pulling the sun cart would not be so stupid that no one would rush them, and they would carry the sun to the west themselves. So someone in the know went and told God and the relevant authorities.

You must know that this is a capital crime, and according to the previous law, it is beheading, but our god realm, especially those great gods in our high god realm, have some unclear internal relationships in it, and they really can't do it. So God brought it up and handed the case to the foreigner to deal with.

Doesn't this invite the space seed man from the East, this person is called Bao Zheng, who is famous for cutting horses. We're all waiting to see what he's good at. We told him that although the sun god had committed a capital crime, how could we make it impossible for him to live and live without death?

Later, during the trial, Bao Zheng saw a strange and ugly woman in the world, and he came up with a plan to use a beautiful man and an ugly woman as atonement. If it is used well, it is a great success of the law reform, and if it is not used well, it is said to be a bad idea.

Originally, this reform was very successful, when Bao Zheng wanted to sentence the ugly girl to the beautiful man Sun God as his wife, this Helius Sun God refused to live or die, and we pretended to immediately push the Sun God out and behead him, and the bad Samaritan appeared, and the mother came out and stretched out her head to be the female protector of the Sun God.

At that time, we also felt that Niangniang came out just right, it was a fake beheading, and we should always take people out to make this turn. But the sun god later got into a fever and said madly that if it weren't for the mother to protect him, he would just be pretending not to be afraid of death, and when he really wanted to behead him, he would agree to marry an ugly girl.

As soon as he said this, Niangniang was so angry that she vomited blood on the spot, because she knew that the ugly girl Eris would hate Niangniang for the rest of her life, and it was her kindness that harmed Eris's happiness in her life. In turn, the mother blamed my resentment on the head of my heavenly king.

Later, the reason why my mother hated me was that it was because of Eris's plastic surgery that broke my mother's heart. The King of Heaven was reaching out to touch it again when he said this, and he was afraid that Lida would slip away. (To be continued.) )