46 Venus scolded Zeus for being a thief

"Wait a minute," Venus said, "until I get rid of ...... myself."

"Single-negative South time," Cupid said, "look at me." ”

Cupid tore Venus's bodice with both hands. When playing with flowers in the wild, men like to use this trick, which is called brake addiction.

Do pants still care about it? Wait until the two of them fall to the ground. That's a man's business again, Cupid thrust his toes into Venus's little pants, and suddenly slammed it on, and the pants slid over Venus's little ass. The man is done with the task.

Venus pulled one foot out of his pants, put the pants on the other and threw them on the hula hoop, and finally threw them so high that they looked like UFO flying saucers.

"Where did you learn that?" Cupid said, "I'm going to die." "Cupid shoots foreign guns, speaks English, and makes Venus scream.

"I learned Helen because she taught me 'flying saucers'." Venus laughed triumphantly at the success of throwing out the flying pants.

"Silly, to be honest, I haven't gone in yet......" Cupid said.

"Silly, it's God who hasn't gone in yet." Venus writhed at Cupid's words, "Is there anyone like you who talks like that, comparing yourself to a bird: 'I haven't gone in yet!'" ’。 Venus laughed so hard that she simply rolled around three times.

Got Cupid into standing up and chasing her.

"Stop," said Venus, "don't move, let me choose to take a picture of you, like David's nude X." If it's posted on the Internet, I'll get rich. It's called: A moment before sexual intercourse. ”

This is really a fairy, a monster, a belly of flowers. Alas, all smart girls are ** masters. Only those stupid women are like a piece of wood, as if this is the business of men, who only know how to spread their legs.

In fact, it is not a good thing to open it too early, this is like an athlete, that starts the game as soon as it enters the field, you always have to let it move its muscles and bones, and wait for the blood on its body to be hot, and then enter the **...... Could it be that only the gods can do it? Definitely.

"Did God go in?" Cupid asked.

"Silly, don't you know if you went in by yourself and didn't go in?" Venus said, "This time you go and ask the human God, the human God is in heaven, and you blame the human bird." ”

"Sometimes it's the same as not going in, you clamp your legs so tightly that you don't even know at all." Cupid said.

"People say that you are Cupid's magic arrow, you shot it yourself, or you didn't shoot it, don't you know? Definitely. Venus said.

"I'm shooting a blind arrow with my eyes closed, and the arrow pierces my heart, doesn't it hurt?" Cupid parted Venus' legs with his feet.

In just a few strokes, he made Venus look like a puppy, because the male dog was big, and he made the little female dog bite and bark.

All the ghosts in the world are contradictions in contradictions, and they don't need to use a little effort, and the mother doesn't like it, and with a little effort, they feel a heavy load.

Venus had closed her eyes, as if the ship was adrift at sea, at the beat of the wind and waves. The heart rises with the waves, and the dream flies from the sky. This is love, this is happiness......

God's world is a world without it. There are just their enjoyment, and unscrupulousness. Of course, it is very difficult to become a god and an immortal, such as the current wealth and high-ranking officials, not everyone can achieve the goal through hard work.

The gods' worries about food and clothing are also the result of long-term cultivation. However, as long as this threshold is crossed, there will be a corresponding income.

They all have their own divisions, duties and powers. For example, Zeus is the god of thunder, he is responsible for thunder and rain, as well as lightning, in other words, the head of the weather station, and he works as an errand in the name of God.

Cupid, for example, is a sharpshooter who specializes in shooting love between men and women. There are also those goddesses, there are many people who can sing and dance. You all become gods because you have your own skills, otherwise you will also starve to death, don't think that you are a god.

It was getting dark, and Venus and Cupid were sitting on the grass after doing something stupid. They are already meaningless except for the internal supply and demand relationship.

"Go home," said Venus, "and go back to the camp of the gods, for I am afraid that something will happen to Hera." In the morning, Hera asked me to bring the god of war back, and in order to maintain the fierce war between the two sides, the spirit of the Achaeans was reduced, and the Trojan army retained its strength, and pushed forward again, returning to the equilibrium of the two forces, so that the Trojans had the confidence to defeat the Achaean army, and were determined to drive the Achaeans back to the sea.

Because the final victory will have to wait for Zeus to decide. ”

Zeus was also very conflicted about this matter, and he really couldn't think of a way to do both. Helen is his daughter, have you heard of it? Cupid asked Venus.

"I think I've heard of it, if it weren't for his daughter, I heard that they were robbing such a beautiful girl, he would have reached out a long time ago. He is incestuous and incestuous, and this time it can hurt his heart, because it is his own daughter, no better than between his sister and his sister. Venus said.

"He has now made a decision to crown David as the god of war, that is, to arrange David in the battle for beautiful women, now is not the time, David is still recovering his memory because he has just come down from the mural." Cupid said.

"Did you say David had a dream trick?" Venus said.

"No, in such a short period of time, I'm afraid it's difficult to learn for a while. Dream induction is only available in the fairy world, and it may not be in the category of divine art. Cupid said.

"If he learns the art of dreaming, he might lead me into his dreams. Is David? Venus said.

"Needless to ask, do you simply say that David is a man?" Cupid replied.

"That's what you said, it's to be a man! You're a womanizer too! Venus said.

"You're not lustful, what did you eat just now, is it a pie in the sky? My Miss Venus? Cupid said.

"Silly, that's called bananas falling from the sky," Venus said, "I can't use figurative words, and I think you're graduating from college." ”

Venus walked briskly to the front, turned to Cupid and said, "You mean Zeus will get Helen to be his wife?" ”

"Surely, God, don't you know what he does? Now none of his wives could be more beautiful than Helen. Even to show off his authority, he would take Helen for himself. Cupid said.

"Hooligans," Venus scolded Zeus, the king of heaven, "you can rely on your power and power to bully the common people, but Helen is your daughter, thinking that she is the king of gods, and thinking that she has power, she does not care about the dignity of the divine realm." ”