Chapter 505: Laughing cross talk
At the evening party of Huhai TV, almost everyone is looking forward to Xia Xing's cross talk.
This has also become the biggest hot spot of the Shanghai Gala.
"Why haven't you reached the cross talk of the summer god yet. ”
"That's it, I'm looking forward to watching Xia Xing's cross talk. ”
"There are a lot of doubts on the Internet, and I don't know if Xia Shen will slap them in the face this time. ”
"Haha, you forgot, Xia Shen is a professional in slapping his face. ”
Finally, in the second half of the show, Xia Xing appeared.
The reason why Ge Hong made Xia Xing's show in the second half is to attract traffic.
Xia Xing finally appeared in people's expectations.
"Xia Xing finally came to power. ”
"Haha, Xia Xing is quite temperamental in a coat!"
With Xia Xing's play, the data of several other TV stations immediately plummeted.
"What's going on, it's a hit drama on the air now, why has the data dropped so much?"
"You don't know, now Huhai TV is broadcasting Xia Xing's cross talk. ”
"Oh my God, no, how can this guy's attraction be so strong, it's a traffic killer. ”
In the audience's anticipation, Xia Xing's cross talk also began.
"I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" is a cross talk between Guo Degang and Yu Qian in the previous life, and it was also a very famous joke in the previous life.
However, this period of time came out, and the name alone makes people reverie.
After all, Xia Xing's Spring Festival Gala was rejected at the beginning, why did he make such a joke?
"Looking at the name, this seems to be flattering CCTV. ”
"Of course, Xia Xing is not stupid, isn't it looking for death when he goes against CCTV?"
"However, Xia Xing is not like this. ”
"When people change, how else would he take such a name?"
There is a lot of talk on the Internet.
Tian Zhou also scoffed at the name.
"Aren't you awesome? In the end, you didn't honestly bow your head to me. ”
In people's discussions, Xia Xing and Yu Fei's joke has already begun.
Xia Xing: "Hello audience friends, my name is Xia Xing, I am a songwriter, a singer, and a director, by the way, I will also perform sketches, on the occasion of this New Year, I wish you all a happy New Year." ”
Yu Fei: "Hello everyone, my name is Yu Fei, I don't play as much as him, I am a cross talk actor, and I wish you all the best." ”
At this time, Xia Xing suddenly stretched out his hand and began to touch Yu Fei's head and said with a smile: "Touch the pig's head in the Year of the Pig, don't worry about everything." Touch the pig's back in the Year of the Pig, and don't be afraid of getting tired of doing things. Touch the pig's leg in the Year of the Pig, and don't regret doing things. Touch the pig's tail in the Year of the Pig and don't regret doing things.
Yu Fei pushed Xia Xing's hand away.
"What's wrong with you, you are the pig's head, the pig's back, and the pig's leg!"
"Poof!"
"Haha touch the pig's head, touch the pig's back, touch the pig's leg, this section is accepted. ”
"It's a genius, how did Xia Xing come up with this joke!
As soon as he opened, Xia Xing used the Douyin joke of his previous life to get a full house.
Xia Xing: Everyone is so enthusiastic.
Yu Fei: Hey.
Xia Xing: It scared the two children.
Yu Fei: Yes.
Xia Xing: The two children are still young.
Yu Fei: Just out of school.
Xia Xing: That's right, I also know that this shouting "oh" is sometimes good, and sometimes it is coaxing. ”
"Haha, Xia Xing said that cross talk is really clear-eyed. ”
"Well, it's much stronger than the cross talk of those cross talk masters. ”
Xia Xing: Cross talk is just about these four lessons. Talk, learn, tease, sing. That's it anyway.
Yu Fei: That's it?
Xia Xing: No, the key is human nature.
Yu Fei: The key is character.
Xia Xing: You can't make friends on stage.
Yu Fei: That's right
Xia Xing: I have to talk about the audience
Yu Fei: Be honest
Xia Xing: It's human nature
Yu Fei: Tell me about it
Xia Xing: It's better to be on stage
Yu Fei: Hi~~~ I asked you to praise me for coming.
The audience below immediately burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, that's interesting. ”
"I just took a sip of water and squirted it out. ”
"Xia Xing originally said that cross talk can also be said so well. ”
"It's good, it's called cross talk. ”
"What is Xia Xing really playing, what is it. ”
Xia Xing: There was such a TV series called "Thunderstorm"
Yu Fei: Hey, yes!
Xia Xing: Oh, I like this play very much.
Yu Fei: Okay?
Xia Xing: The reason is that you are in it.
Yu Fei: I'm in this play.
Xia Xing: He's in charge of "thunderstorms" here.
Yu Fei: Hey, how can I play this thunderstorm?
Xia Xing: It's just a scene where it rains, you take a water pipe there.
Yu Fei: I'm doing drama work~
Fans who watched Xia Xing online also burst into laughter.
"Who said Xia Xing wouldn't say cross talk. ”
"That's it, who said that Xia Xing's cross talk is rubbish. ”
"That's right, every sentence is a burden, it's just a happy death. ”
"That's it, unlike those cross talks of the Spring Festival Gala, they are all old stalks that have been listened to hundreds of times, and every sentence of Xia Xing is a new stalk!"
"It's so pretty, then I'll take a look at it. ”
"Let's go and see, thanks to my look, I was almost deceived by those so-called cross talk bricks. ”
However, although netizens praised it, the cross talk world was scolded.
Jiang Yanfa commented: "The cross talk that Xia Xing said is stiff, his expression is too wild, it is a ninth-rate thing, and there is no artistry at all." ”
Another cross talk actor also scolded: "The whole joke is cheesy, and this kind of cross talk is simply dross." ”
"That is, don't look at the beginning of the burden, there is nothing to see in the back. ”
......
"Cut who said it, I think what Xia Shen said is very good. ”
"It's that I support Xia Shen, anyway, I was amused and laughed at the beginning. ”
"That's right, isn't cross talk just to make people laugh?"
"This year, my laughter was brought to me by Xia Xing, I haven't laughed at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, but I have been laughing when I watch Xia Xing's sketches and cross talk. ”
Xia Xing: And I found out after I was in the film and television industry for a while.
Yu Fei: Ah
Xia Xing: Many actresses sleep with the director in order to go to the play.
Yu Fei: There is such a phenomenon.
Xia Xing: To be honest, I can't get used to it.
Yu Fei: Yes?
Xia Xing: I'm so angry!
Yu Fei: You have a sense of justice.
Xia Xing: There are too few female directors!!!!
Yu Fei: Oh, hey, are you angry about this?
Xia Xing: You actresses have a way, what should we do!
Hearing this, all the audience burst out laughing.
"It turns out that Xia Xing is angry because of this. ”
"That's funny, isn't it? ”
"yes, but it seems to be the case in the entertainment industry. ”
Then Xia Xing entered the Spring Festival Gala crew by helping the director walk his dog.
In fact, this also reflects the darkness of the Spring Festival Gala.
This almost pricked Tian Zhou's nerves.
"Why? Because his heart is weak. ”
As the director of the Spring Festival Gala this time, Tian Zhou did not collect less black money.
The audience laughed and burst into tears, but Tian Zhou's face was very ugly.
This Xia Xing is too insidious, obviously scolding me for collecting black money in front of the national audience.
No, it can't just be left at that.