In the whole cross talk, Xia Xing is describing all kinds of unfortunate things that a little person has to do in order to become famous.

This includes the director's problem, the actor's problem.

At the same time, it also describes the fierce and even cruel competition between peers for the Spring Festival Gala, satirizing some chaos in the entertainment industry and cross talk industry.

In fact, this cross talk can be regarded as Xia Xing's counterattack against Tian Zhou and Jiang Yan.

At the beginning, Tian Zhou scolded so badly on the Internet, Xia Xing was even regarded as a negative teaching material by Jiang Yan, and it was not Xia Xing's character to be scolded.

He is holding back his big move, and at this time he will return it to the other party in one breath.

This heavy punch was indeed not light, and the faces of the two angry people turned blue, especially Jiang Yan almost had a heart attack.

Yu Fei: "Xia Xing, I read on the Internet that people say that you can't do basic skills." ”

Xia Xing: "I can't do my basic skills? Who said that, has he ever heard me say cross talk? Just say that my basic skills are not good? Tell you, my basic skills are good." ”

Yu Fei: "You don't just talk about it, you have to let everyone listen." ”

Xia Xing: "Okay, what do you want to hear?"

Yu Fei: "Why don't you give us a passage." ”

Xia Xing: "No problem, I'll just have a simple report on the name of the dish." ”

"We have a restaurant, there are steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly ......"

Xia Xing began to use his super speed again.

A large section of the name of the dish, Xia Xing almost did not pause, and it took less than twenty seconds to read it directly.

Call!

Xia Xing let out a sigh of relief.

Yu Fei: "You're too fast." ”

Xia Xing: "Generally speaking, the second in the world. ”

Yu Fei: "Who is the first?"

Xia Xing: "I dare to say second, no one dares to say first." ”

Hearing Xia Xing's words, those celebrities in the cross talk world couldn't help but scoff, this kid is too crazy.

There are still many unconvinced people who want to try, but after trying it, I realized that Xia Xing didn't lie, Xia Xing used twenty seconds, and they got thirty-five seconds.

It's only fifteen seconds, but that's a long way off.

I was not convinced, but what people said was true, there was really no one who could break the record of Xia Xing.

Yu Fei continued: "Then can you sing a minor tune, you can sing a traditional "Lover" for me." ”

Xia Xing: "What is "Lovers", I created my own one. ”

Yu Fei: "What did you create yourself?"

Xia Xing: "I created my own song called "Song of the Five Rings". ”

"Ah, five rings, you have one more ring than four rings. ”

"Ah, five rings, you are one less ring than six rings"

"Finally one day you will repair the seven rings"

"What should I do if I repair to the seventh ring. ”

"You're two rings more than the five rings. ”

Hearing Xia Xing's song, the audience burst into laughter.

Xia Xing had a Beijing-flavored tone and funny lyrics, and everyone was drunk when they listened to it.

In front of the TV, Jiang Yan also gasped.

This guy's foundation is good, where is this rookie, whether it is through the mouth or in a minor key, he is very good.

The most important thing is that this minor tune is still self-created, although it is a little superficial, but it is very flavorful.

The applause at the scene was thunderous and the applause continued.

"Who said that Xia Xing's foundation is poor?"

"Haha, whoever is ashamed to say that he doesn't want Xia Xing to come. ”

"I've heard the cross talk that guy said, and it's really not worth lifting shoes for Xia Xing. ”

At the end of the whole cross talk, 400 cross talk actors said a show together, and in order to become one of them.

Isn't this satirizing Jiang Yan's group comedy at the Spring Festival Gala?

However, although it is not as exaggerated as four hundred, there are more than ten.

"I" has been waiting at the door since June, and in order to please the director of the party, "I" even had to help the director walk the dog, which is all satirical to Tian Zhou.

Xia Xing's cross talk has made some changes.

Didn't you criticize me for my poor basic skills in cross talk?

I'll use my basic skills of cross talk to kill you in seconds.

In the applause of the people, Xia Xing and Yu Fei bowed and stepped off the stage.

However, no one on the Internet criticized Xia Xing again.

Why don't you dare!

Not to mention anything else, no one can compare with this piercing alone.

Xia Xing's fans were addicted after watching the cross talk.

"This cross talk is so good. ”

"yes, I'm laughing from beginning to end. ”

"That's right, this is the cross talk that ordinary people love!"

......

Xia Xing also sat in front of the TV and watched the show.

Zhao Xiaoying: "Xia Xing didn't expect your cross talk to be so slippery." ”

Xia Xing looked proud: "Of course, who am I." ”

"You, you, are a demon. ”

Xia Xing shook his head: "Wrong, I'm not a demon, and the demon can't hide my excellence." ”

Just when Xia Xing was proud, the phone suddenly rang.

Zhao Lili said with a smile on the side: "Brother-in-law, Tian Zhou and Jiang Yan are dumbfounded, they said that they would scold you miserably, but they didn't post a single Weibo." ”

Xia Xing smiled faintly: "Do they dare to send it? ”

Just when Xia Xing was proud, suddenly the mobile phone rang.

"The amorous bar has tasks and gives you an hour. ”

Tang Shan's cold voice came from the phone.

Xia Xing knew that Tang Shan, a girl, went to special training some time ago, and she didn't know when she would come back.

Before Xia Xing could speak, there was a "beep" on the other side, and the sound of the phone hanging up.

"Who is it?" Zhao Xiaoying asked curiously.

Xia Xing said: "Oh, a friend, I'll go out first." ”

"Brother-in-law, what friend, are you looking for a woman outside with my sister behind my back again?" Zhao Lili said on the side.

She was beside Xia Xing just now, but she heard a woman's voice coming from inside.

Xia Xing glared at Zhao Lili fiercely: "You owe it again, right?" ”

Zhao Xiaoying glanced at Xia Xing and said, "What are Lily talking nonsense, I believe in your brother-in-law." ”

Xia Xing smiled: "Xiaoying still knows me, there are some things that I can't say, but you will know later." ”

Saying that, Xia Xing kissed Zhao Xiaoying, but ignored Zhao Lili, turned around and left the room.

Xia Xing came to the style bar and saw a beautiful proprietress on the bar bartending drinks.

Because Xia Xing's house is not far from the style bar, Xia Xing arrived in less than twenty minutes.

glanced around, maybe he came too early, but Tang Shan didn't arrive.

"What kind of task is it, so urgent?"

Xia Xing smiled at the proprietress and said, "Boss, let's have a cup of bloody love." ”

"Blood love, there's only one cup a day, and today's one has been adjusted. ”

Xia Xing raised his eyebrows: "Then can I adjust it myself?"

"Do you tune it yourself?" the proprietress sneered.

Blood Love is very difficult in the bartending world, it is difficult to mix without seven or eight years of bartending experience, he doesn't believe that Xia Xing, a layman, can make such a high-end wine.

"Yes. The proprietress nodded and gave up the position of the bartender to Xia Xing.

I saw Xia Xing pick up a few wine glasses from the bar and start mixing.