"Will laugh to death, I used to think that the Queen Mother was what kind of person she was? It turned out to be a Rada B-ri. I also saw her pick up some shields and rotten guns dropped on the battlefield in a snakeskin bag, and asked what was going on, she said she was using them to sell scrap. The crotch of my pants was so rotten that I was embarrassed to look at her by the light.

She said she had come to tell me something about the situation and wanted me to give her some money, and she promised to help us in secret...... If it weren't for the fact that I used to burn incense and kowtow in front of her on the fifteenth day of the first day of the countryside in the past, I suddenly saw her and thought she was a woman named Hua Poli. "Erchan thought that the Queen Mother was a terrible god, a great god, who turned out to be a waste picker (street or eunuch).

"Do you think there are such clever goddesses in the world? Isn't the queen mother from a goddess, as a goddess, she deals with a bunch of ignorant country fools all day long, and makes a little money on the bodies of even more stupid people, like maggots feeding on feces and urine. You gave her money? Lu Bu said some angry words, thinking that the queen mother was in charge of his affairs, so he said that the queen mother was born as a goddess, and said that people were not very smart.

"I didn't give her any money, so I let her take some rotten weapons and sell them as scrap metal. Originally, I wanted to give her some money, but seeing that she even picked up the rags, I thought that this goods were easy to distribute, and she really laughed half to death, although she had a hard time carrying it. Minchan was still laughing, her mind could not get rid of the Queen Mother when she walked under the lamp, let her see the Queen Mother B from the rotten pants, although she is also a woman, but the age is different, the shape and color will be different.

"You're evil, and you always keep laughing with a mouth, just like Niu B who has just given birth to a calf!" Lu Bu was born as a bitter child, he followed his grandfather to herd cattle at the age of seven, and he was used to seeing the cow B after the cow gave birth, as if he had been chopped in half, and it was the most suitable to laugh non-stop at this time.

"Don't sleep for a while, it's dawn soon, you have been walking all night, and there is a dead snake in front of the two armies." Most women who are already women like to use the word "dead snake" to describe a man wilting, because when he sees a man doing something stupid, the thing is like a dead snake, so soft that it slips at both ends. Comparatively speaking, the sister's family generally doesn't use this word, because this word is not reflected in her mind, even if she has seen it, or has had this kind of perception, you must remember not to use this word, otherwise people will say that you have played with a man, which is not an honor for a woman who has not yet married her husband, you must know that this is a green hat for your future man,

Don't use the basin as a bowl, you don't disgust others are disgusting.

"I'm so hungry that I can't sleep, I really shouldn't go with David, I've really run into a ghost." Lu Bu was complaining that he had made a mistake.

"The ghost wants you to peek at the beautiful woman taking a bath, your eyes are red, and when you see me picking firewood and selling it, you have to buy firewood to burn?" Minchan is still smiling, do you know how happy she is in her heart? On the one hand, I ate David's fairy fruit, and on the other hand, I thought that the queen mother was so godly and godly, and she was dressed in revealing B.

"Fuck, Cicada B even knows that he peeked at Athena taking a bath, you must have fallen into evil." Lu Bu looked at Minchan in front of him with a sad face, feeling a little strange.

"I told her!" This time, the Queen Mother did not come invisible, but clearly carried a broken snakeskin bag, and there was a half-smelly roast duck in it.

"Queen Mother!" Minchan looked at the face of the Queen Mother with white eyes, afraid that she had offended this boss at the next level.

"I'm here to deliver a roast duck to the general, so that he can eat and sleep well." With that, he took it out of the snakeskin bag.

When Lu Bu took it, his eyes happened to follow the armpit of the queen mother and saw that the queen mother's should have been strawberries, but the youth had passed, and the red turned black, which should be called mulberry. It is also because this dress is torn, such as the torn wedding veil on Jigong's body.

Lu Bu put it in his mouth and chewed it, feeling a strange taste: "I'm afraid it's a little stinky!" Queen Mother. "Lu Bu is a straight man, and he likes to speak the truth.

"Queen Mother, didn't you put it in the refrigerator?" Mink Chan asked.

"And the refrigerator, which broke down in a few years. I always keep leftovers in wooden boxes. "The Queen Mother is pulling flowers, she is to save electricity, and she uses the refrigerator as a wooden box, just like saying that a certain island country, or a fucking dog is passed on as the emperor, so that the people can only put shoes in the refrigerator, because the whole people are poor, and this short dog will be guillotined by the people sooner or later, like Charry I or what?

"Eat quickly, Auntie brought it on a special occasion, didn't I think of picking up some rags earlier, what's there?" She also wants to pick up things in Minchan, from the expectation of war to the war, she is like a mad dog every day, only picking up a thrown water irrigation or other things that are only worth a few cents, which makes her worry so much that she can't sleep, she is just this virtue, from the perspective of normal values, she is crazy all day long.

(Any reader can understand that this is said to be some fools in the countryside, because ignorance, or those who know, because their minds cannot be renewed, they will harm people when they have nothing to do, such as planting beans on the road, picking up the irrigation that shakes the water from the well, etc., only in the value of the penny, and it hurts people to use it to touch the back of their hands.) ）

"Queen Mother, it stinks, I can't eat it, so I'll give it back to you, right?" Lu Bu was because he saw something that the queen mother should not see for men, and he felt that this thing was more smelly, and he planned to throw it away behind his back, considering that it was still a good meal for the mother to take home, which made Lu Bu feel compassion, and also put on a small gold brick.

"How can this work? Look at you, I didn't eat me, and I let you break the bank! Sister Minchan see it? "The Queen Mother was afraid that she would make Sister Minchan unhappy if she took Lu Bu's money, so she thought that Minchan would be so sad that she wanted to die, this is gold.

"Take it, Queen Mother, he is so generous, I'm used to it, it's okay." Minchan could only say with a wry smile, because she thought that this was on the territory of the queen mother, and she would always take care of it a little if she got the benefits.

It is necessary to talk about the state of mind of the Queen Mother from God's perspective. For the first time, I got some iron breakers in Minchan's name, which was much more expensive than a few dropped drink bottles. From this point, it can be deduced that women are so generous, if they meet Lu Bu at home, they will definitely give more. Moreover, she had already heard that Lu Bu was a bit of a cicada, so it could naturally be inferred that this person must also be more generous, and being generous with a cicada is a meaning in some people's hearts. What they think of is that generous people don't care, but they don't care, such as not calculating, etc. They like to equate indifference with non-accounting.

Goose, who won the gold brick under Lu Bu's name, only dropped one sentence: "I will ensure that you win the battle in the future!" "When I went out, I was so anxious to get away from it quickly, and I was almost knocked down by the threshold.

The husband and wife watched the Queen Mother with four eyes, and as soon as they went out, they couldn't help but laugh. The strange thing is that these two goods thought of their mothers at the same time, and really wanted to chase out the door and call their mother. Yes, whose mother didn't come from a bitter child? Whose mother hasn't had a life of going out to show B? Bringing humanity back to the primitive world, whose mother is not bare-assed?

With this laugh, Lu Bu and Minchan both laughed out of tears, and there was also a little bit of heartache for their gold.

"Sleep, Lang Jun, it's almost dawn!" Minchan gently pushed Lu Bu down, like a child, put Lu Bu into the baby's cradle, and gently caressed Lu Bu's face.

Because Lu Bu was so exhausted, as soon as he lay down, he really fell asleep obediently like an obedient baby.

Minchan was stroking Lu Bu's face with her little white jade-like hands, at this time she was also thinking about it, and unconsciously she only felt that her hands were soaked, and then looked closely, it was amazing, Lu Bu was already covered in sweat, what was going on?

It turned out that Lu Bu fell asleep as soon as he lay down, and fell asleep as soon as he fell asleep. At this time, he was dreaming of fighting with Athena and David: "I** Athena's cicada B, you want to marry Minchan to David, and then let the master be your male junior, the ghost you in this fairy B, as big as a buffalo B, and you will drown if you fall into it." Look at the move, let me use the Fang Tian painting halberd in my hand, open the door of your cow B with one shot, drain your sea water, and kill you in the river boundary (the local dialect of the river mussel. ）。 ”

"You Lu Bu's river fishing, you are a god and a beauty, 10,000 times stronger than your wife Minchan, you brainless. Hurry up and stay away from you, the mink chan who is fucked by thousands of people, although she is one of the four beauties, she is the B that Dong Zhuo has already fucked, and she is a lewd slut. This is Athena scolding in a dream with Lu Bu.

……

"How is this battle fought, does the Eastern Empire also have Thor?" God is speaking.

"No, God, it's a descendant of the Tang Empire, a bomb invented with gunpowder." Jesus said.

"I want Zeus, the king of heaven, to answer this." God is naming the king of heaven for this war, which is related to Guanyin.

"God, this is so sudden, they have not yet landed in Normandy before they have fired bombs into Caesar's army, and I have not had time to stop them." Zeus, the king of heaven, was a little sour in his bones, he was really afraid, God is God after all, he has a spell that people can't surpass, who dares to provoke his old man to be angry.

"How is this battle still fought, even I don't know what it is. I heard that all the dead were Caesar's army, and the Tang Empire did not hurt a single hair. You bastards, Queen Mother! "God has called on the Queen Mother again, you ignorant fool.

"God, please be quiet, hey, I'm scared of you." The Queen Mother was indeed so frightened that the B door suddenly loosened, and ran out a drop of urine to wet the pants, this thing is because of the province, never wear underwear, goose, she really stood up and let all the gods present see, there was really an obvious wet mark.

Zeus, the king of heaven, saw that even his nose was crooked, and he thought to himself that there are goods in your province in the world, and he never wears **, you are cool for a lifetime. Jesus couldn't bear to laugh when he saw it, and then everyone burst into laughter.

At this time, God really opened his eyes and saw that the queen mother was really wet with her pants, so he opened his mouth and asked: "Your mother is more economical than me, if you don't wear **, will you die if you get a diaper?" That thing was made of paper, and I'm sure it's cheap. ”

The Queen Mother did not dare to raise her head to face God, although she wanted to draw God's attention to her, and she also wanted to say that she wanted to marry God, but in this situation, it made her feel a kind of shame, a great shame. Because even the God who is admired by all the people is laughing at himself, this is definitely not just like Guanyin scolding himself, dressing naked B is ignorance, and it may also really have a little cicada!

Thinking of this, the Queen Mother had to lower her head, wanting to see God's dignity through the cracks in her scattered hair, but God was far away from herself, and her eyes were forced back to the original point by Jesus' round eyes only halfway, and she was looking at her nipples, which had changed into mulberry fruits. Because the chest of this dress is already rotten.

"God, why did you scare her to pee, it's a ghost in her heart!" Caesar was the god of war against the host and guest armies, and this defeat made him suffer very wrongly, and when he thought about it, he understood that it was the ignorant fool of the Queen Mother who did a good thing.

"What the hell?" God said with his eyes squinted.

"Ask herself, and if she doesn't answer honestly, I'll say it won't be too late." Caesar held back the anger in his heart, because this was before God, and he could not control his own nature.

"In my opinion, how could Middle-earth lose so badly? Please ask the Queen Mother to answer, the more detailed the details, the better, and there is no humility and dignity. There must be unsavory language for doing bad things, and if you say it boldly, even if all of them are back to their childhood, even if they are all back to Xiaojianghe bathing bare-ass. God's words drew laughter from the whole audience again.

Jesus, the savior of mankind, stared at the Queen Mother with his eyes, which is obviously asking the Queen Mother to be honest, otherwise he will not be polite to you.

"God!" The Queen Mother saw that Jesus' eyes were pointing at his heart like a sword, and she was so frightened that she urinated again, and she knelt down with a plop: "I didn't know that there would be such a thunder prince in the land of China who was more beneficial than the heavenly king Zeus, and he knocked down the army of Julius Caesar in just a few strokes." It was I who leaked the military information in advance, and I thought it didn't matter, because the people of the Eastern Empire like to play tricks, so I just let it flow and make some money in the middle.

I thought that I was being a matchmaker for the king Zeus, so I first grabbed Guanyin's sister in my hands and borrowed it as a matchmaker for the king Zeus, so that he could listen to me, even though I didn't do it right, because Guanyin was so beautiful. (To be continued.) )