"I also kept saying that Guanyin didn't let the king Zeus get it first, if I let the king Zeus it first, do I, the matchmaker, still have the right to speak? Definitely. Thank God for allowing me to say so dirty, a woman's B, in a man's heart, before he it, is a pearl of the night, a diamond, and a man's wealth. Once you let it fuck it, it's a stinky thing, it's a rotten thing. Is this the truth that God wants? At this point, the Queen Mother paused, raised her head a little, looked up at God's face, and saw how it was reflecting.

The king Zeus heard the queen mother say such a shit, so he believed that the queen mother was a bit of a cicada, and Guanyin had also told him before that the queen mother was an ignorant fool, always focusing on profit, and never considering what could or could not be done. Because he was talking to himself, he always felt that Guanyin was a little jealous before, because he was also the female director of the high god realm.

It seems that Guanyin is right, the Queen Mother does have a little cicada, climbed to such a high god position, and indeed did not see her make achievements, it is all some death within the scope of her own duties.

Zeus, the king of heaven, felt so shy that he thought to himself, how could he let a fool be his matchmaker? He began to look up at Guanyin, and just happened to meet Guanyin who was also looking up at Zeus, the king of heaven, and when his four eyes touched, both of them were blushing like monkey butts. The meaning in my heart is that I was played by this cicada B.

But Guanyin thought that there were still substantial things in it, at least this was the business of a man and a woman, and it was human nature to make a little bad, just like some people like to pass by with grass, and they can't sleep when they see good things that they don't take away. Guanyin knows that the Queen Mother is such a good person, and her nature is not so bad? There are some things that are just ignorant and unaware of what's at stake.

"You're being honest, but I want to be a fish, and you've only shown me a roce. Could you please take out the whole fish and show it to me? God said.

It can only be said by God, because the Queen Mother is only under God, and if there is no God, the world is governed by women, and what will the fools do to manage the world? In a word, they are greedy to death.

"God, I don't dare to say." The Queen Mother is only afraid that she wants to play the killer weapon in her own hands.

"It doesn't matter, if it's related to my God, you can say it." God heard that there was a kind of thunder that was louder than Zeus's (the cannon of Zeng Guofan. He was also afraid that the throne would not be secured, and wanted to nip this thing in the bud.

"I thought of marrying Guanyin to Zeus, the king of heaven, and then asking Guanyin to marry me to God. I think of the fact that we must always start for others first, we are also women, why do we have to look at each other and keep each other alive and widowed, it is better to get married. I don't know if Guanyin told you? "The Queen Mother was lying in bed, knowing that she couldn't get up at dawn, and she said some ridiculous, but it was not good to say that she intended to fall to the side of the Central Plains.

God listened to the Queen Mother's self-recommendation, and really opened his eyes a little, wanting to say that the Queen Mother is okay, of course, God has never been picky, always wants to wear as long as there is a hat to wear (egg hat. But I didn't dare to take this step, because I was afraid that if I openly engaged in women, I might lose the title of long live that the people shouted. Losing one or the other is a headache for him. Can it be said that this is also a kind of greed?

Seeing that God did not blame the Queen Mother, Guanyin began to sit still, as if she was a little sorry for the Queen Mother, and before she had time to tell God about this, she went to be a secretary under God's name last time, and when she saw God's miserable appearance, she really had to have a woman by her side.

Tell the Queen Mother to God, everything is ready-made, and it is also of the same status. Guanyin regretted not saying it, and seeing that God seemed to be silent, it may be giving in to fate. Perhaps, God is also human!

Then Jesus spoke: "Put away your ignorance, why have you become a great god when you should have been a street fighter?" It's really a hero of the times, and now if you go to sweep the streets, you will dirty the air in the city. Are you only afraid that in your previous life, you were reincarnated by Hanako? Don't you have the money to buy clothes, you always like to dress with a B! Are you trying to seduce God with this?

Why don't you take a pee on it, you've become old and dirty, go and die, don't be ashamed, God is the one you waited for this inferior product to marry? ”

When Jesus said this, he wondered how he could have uttered such fragile words. His first thought was of God Himself, and when he looked up, God was throwing a look at him, which meant to tell Jesus that he had borrowed Jesus' mouth to say some of the words he had just said, and because these words were so harsh, if God himself said them, it would cause some people to be dissatisfied with God. Jesus gave God a look in return, meaning that this thing should be treated as such.

This time, everyone present did not dare to laugh, because they all knew that Jesus was the Son of God, and no one could tell the relationship between the two of them. There are also legends that God is the Son of Jesus, and it doesn't matter, anyway, they like the Father to sing with the Son, and whoever listens to it is the same, and they are always on the side of righteousness.

Social relations are like this, it's like catching a thief, as long as you catch it, you punch first, and I'll kick it up, because everyone hates this unguardable thing, and everyone likes the world of not closing the door at night.

"You ignorant fool, you ruined my reputation in my previous life, and I didn't accept this battle at all, what should you be guilty of?" When Caesar heard that Jesus was on the line, he himself hurried to follow, fearing that this thing would make some kind of ghost in the future.

"Should you return to Kunlun Mountain to herd cattle, or will you be summarily executed?" God spoke through the mouth of Jesus.

"Jesus, you can't let her go back to Kunlun Mountain, this thing is all bad, and she is completely ignorant. She played with the leak of military intelligence. I only have a weak army, and it is estimated that it is enough to deal with the armies of the Tang Dynasty and the Song Dynasty, which is about the same as the relative military strength, and then divide the winners and losers.

But in order to get a little personal profit, the cicada B of the Queen Mother colluded with Di Renjie and Bao Zheng to leak God's tactical policy, so that Di Renjie and Bao Zheng went to invite their respective armies to increase their combat effectiveness and form an eight-nation alliance. Let God put this thing to death! Caesar then said to Jesus, "I am afraid that if I say it too late, it will be cold, this is God's faction, and Jesus is of the same faction as Caesar."

"God was afraid to deal with it too much, so he threw her into the dungeon of the Caucasus and never turned over!" Again, God said this through the mouth of Jesus, and God hated this thing to the core, hating her for somehow making a man who could thunder better than Zeus, the king of heaven. ）。

"If you want the knife to get out of the water, otherwise there will be more gods sent by them in the East, and we will fight them, but they are all fucking smart, all of them are ghostly goods." Alexander was unconvinced.

The king Zeus was buckled by the queen mother's cheeks, in order to get Guanyin, but Guanyin has not let him taste it, but always hanging on his lips, and hopes that one day the queen mother will help to complete this marriage. So, the king of heaven Zeus is now in a very embarrassing situation, if he is not a little afraid of God, he will stand up and help the queen mother to speak, although the queen mother should be punished, but is there absolute egalitarianism in the world? No, everything has a human face, and immortals can't become ghosts.

Guanyin is different from Zeus, the king of heaven, she is being woken up by Alexander, really, why has she been sitting here like a pig? Although the queen mother has bitten off one of her fingers, isn't this so angry that she can't do it, although this product has a few cicadas, like a rotten house, it has to be sheltered, if you let this wind blow it away, although she may be promoted to the first women's director, but when you think that you are an accomplice on your own side, and you are for the benefit of your own faction, this will make people feel that they are always sitting on the toilet to eat, although they can barely eat, but it always makes people suspicious (disgusting). ）。

"Sun Wukong, where are you, my son, the Queen Mother is going to be executed, she is a big figure of the Oriental faction such as me, and she is divided into two with God, each in charge of half the sky. Now that she is going to be executed for revealing the secret of heaven, there will be no Dongfang faction in the supreme god realm from now on. Please come and rescue the Queen Mother, 100,000 urgent! "This is Guanyin's heart, and it can also be set as a transmitter when playing.

Guanyin's heart was seen by Jesus, and Jesus was also trying to figure out a way, there is no doubt that he was a Westerner, but we must know that he never favored one faction, which made him difficult, can he point out Guanyin's face to face, and the cicada B is making the same mistake as the Queen Mother? During the high-level mystery conference, you Guanyin used your heart to reveal the secret of heaven, which is also a capital crime!

Our merciful Jesus, whose heart is bleeding, if there is any impartiality, is that two women directors will be executed at the same time, and there will be no women directors in the world. Jesus thought to himself, I don't want men and women to work together without getting tired, but others still want it, although they are all, in the same office, it's always okay to wake up and doze off, right?

Our Lord, Jesus, wept, wept indeed. This reminds us that a savage expedition, a savage tribe that originally lived very naturally, because of the entry of the expedition, the nature of people's lives has been disrupted! Such as colds and other viruses. Because you can't solve their roots, and then enter the area after five years, the chief said that many people died after they came, and I don't know the reason, the leader of the expedition team was ashamed to want to die when he heard it, and it is needless to say, withdraw quickly, and cancel everything to examine the savage tribe again, and there is only one sentence in his heart: Amen!

This is the cicada B of our Queen Mother, who brought the cold of the world's impartial social order into the high god realm and has been spreading all over the world and the universe.

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Sun Wukong raised baby fish in the water curtain cave of Huaguo Mountain, and a little monkey suddenly broke in and reported: "Take the king, the great sage, there is a little finch calling you outside the door, I don't know what happened, you go and ask yourself." ”

"Oh! Some people still remember my grandson, I wanted to eat fish for lunch, it seems that the distance has already prepared the Manchu and Han full banquet, I came! Sun Wukong has already caught a fat baby fish, ready to cook it for lunch, it seems that there is a single coming, so he threw it away, and watched the fish swim away before getting up and walking out of the door.

"Little sister, what's good, please tell me quickly!" Sun Wukong stepped on a stone in front of the door with one foot, crossed his waist with one hand and supported his cheek with the other, very free and easy.

Because the little god bird is a girl's house, Sun Wukong has no clothes, not even small pants, and the little gadget is like a chicken swelling pulling, which makes the little god finch so ashamed.

Seeing Sun Wukong's several, the little god bird quickly lowered his head, and the accompanying action also appeared, that is, the quick reaction to clamp the legs, the natural female reaction instinct, don't let the snake get into their holes.

Judging from the blush of the little finch, Sun Wukong suddenly lowered his head, and he was half ashamed of himself, so angry that he scratched his ears and cheeks with both hands, and shouted: "Shame me too!" ”

Sun Wukong's first reaction was also to quickly clamp his legs, let a few hide in the hair, and then go to dress up after listening to something.

"It's okay for my little sister to look up at me again, I've already driven the gadget into the grass." Sun Wukong's face was still red.

This time, the little god bird slowly looked at Sun Wukong's lower body, confirmed that he saw Sun Wukong clamping his legs tightly, and then looked at Sun Wukong's face and said: "Guanyin Niangniang wants you to save the Queen Mother, she is about to be executed by God, and it has reached the moment of life and death!" ”

"Goose! What has happened to such a serious offense? What do you know? Sun Wukong thought that he would ask a situation first, so that God would not go crazy, and he would execute a person if he said that he would execute a person.

"It's all a B's fault." The little god finch said so.

"What kind of ghost and foreign language do you say, what kind of disaster of B, I don't understand anything about Lao Sun, please speak Chinese directly." Is this still true, who saw that Sun Wukong had anything to do with B?

Hearing Sun Wukong say this, the little god suddenly woke up, Sun Wukong is a B blind, and it is strange that his words are understood.

"Capable heroes have all gathered in Normandy, using the competition for the Golden Fleece as a springboard, and then taking the Golden Fleece to exchange for the B of the beautiful Helen, which is the final decision of the divine realm. First of all, there are two factions to divide the winners and losers, one is led by Julius Caesar. One faction is headed by Di Renjie, which is God's decision. This should have been a heavenly opportunity, but this queen mother cicada has to eat, because she is insatiable, she will also take this matter to Di Renjie, doesn't she just want Di Renjie to get a little money here, at most she can get a little information fee. (To be continued.) )