Bao Zheng heard that Hanako volunteered to help him, but he didn't know how to help, so he had to ask first, if he was here to help eat every day, it would be unnecessary, it would hurt him. Why not? Because a man named Hanako eats at home every day, eats and sleeps and wakes up to eat and sleep again, and in the long run, he has to grow into a meat rubble, isn't this a cheat? In the future, if the environment changes, you won't be able to walk, so why don't you just lie down and wait for death?

This is the thinking of Bao Zheng's genius, so he also dares to claim to be the seed man of space.

"How are the idlers going to help me? Can you elaborate on that? "Bao Zheng didn't dare to promise first, he had to ask first, he could help if he needed, don't help if he didn't need, don't be like a rural idiot, he can save a penny to do things and ask someone to help, only use half a penny to do favors, this is their so-called careful calculation, dog yesterday!

"I'm going to face off in front of your two armies, okay?" Hanako finally swallowed all the fat in her mouth.

These words made Bao Zheng's heart sweet in the time of one ten-thousandth of a second, but they were fleeting. But he began to look at him with his eyes wide open, and some of them were suspicious, maybe it would be true.

"Can you go to the field and show me first? I'm afraid that it will be too late to see if you can't wait until tomorrow. "Of course Bao Zheng is more old-fashioned, you prevent him from screaming casually, as food money for you, and eat like this tomorrow, do you still call a person named Huazi what the hell is true?

Bao Zheng chose a place where no one came to disturb him, how could this guy let a person show his ability?

"There's nothing here, how do you prove that you can become a general in front of the two armies?" Bao Zheng said.

Hanako looked around with her eyes, and saw a huge stone on the side, and pushed it but didn't move. This made Bao Zheng look straight away and put it on his shoulder, thinking that you can't do it, this stone has eight hundred without a thousand catties.

Bao Zheng hadn't finished pouting yet, and Hanako had already squatted down to hold up the big stone in his hand.

(It occurred to me here that there were two candidates, one was Athena.) I wanted to play Xiang Yu, so I thought of helping Bao Zheng, so I could meet Xiang Yu in front of the two armies and talk about the time and place of the date. One is Zeus, the king of heaven. Hijacked by Guanyin, but it's also for Guanyin's sycophancy, girlfriend, isn't it just to it as soon as possible, it must be responsive. Because Guanyin is the goddess of protection of Bao Zheng. In order not to lose this war, Bao Zheng's face is also Guanyin's face, they have become grasshoppers who are tied to a rope, they want to die together, they want to live together, but there is no restraint, this is a voluntary kind of conduct, and it is the taste of good people who like to be right. ）

Tell Hanako to hold up the panshi and turn around, and then push hard, enough to open a foot away.

……

Early the next morning. The sun rises as usual on the coast of Normandy.

"Report, there are already generals in the Great Song Empire who are calling for battle in front of the two armies!" This is a small sentry coming from the two armies to report.

Di Renjie thought that Xiang Yu had subdued the Song Dynasty army, and was sitting and waiting for the Supreme God Realm to inform him of the negotiation. Thinking about the beauty Helen B, is it just hairy? Of course, it is sweeter to think of this, but it also thinks of the bitter place, that is, should you keep your promise? If he says no, will Xiang Yu let himself go? I am afraid that it is just a waste of water.

Goose! Suddenly, I heard someone say that there was a general of the Song Dynasty in front of the two armies, which made Di Renjie feel a little afraid of Xiang Yu, because Xiang Yu had not yet won a complete victory, and the B of the beautiful Helen was not sure that Xiang Yu had the right to wash his eggs first.

"The order goes down. All the officers and men, the front line of the two armies is on standby. Di Renjie first returned the egg washing water to the water tank, and it was not too late to wait until no one in the Song Dynasty army dared to come to the battle to wash the eggs.

"Report to the overlord, the Tang and Song armies are facing each other again." This is the goods sent by Xiang Yu to inquire about the news. is afraid that the Song Dynasty will not be subdued, and it will come back, and the goose will really be evaluated by Xiang Yu.

At this time, the overlord of Xichu was like a gambler who had lost everything, and at first he touched a six-man child, afraid that the next one would be a goose card or board shoes. All the money on the body is thrown away in this bet, and there is no B shell in the pocket, which is a big problem if a board goose is made, and B dies and can't find the cow.

When he was thinking like this, he heard someone come to report, just as his hand had not yet touched it, he was dropped on the ground and sprinkled on the back of a board shoe, and four points were like a steel knife into Xiang Yu's heart.

I've been waiting for a long time in anticipation, but I haven't seen anyone come to invite, does Di Renjie have a good general in front of the battle? Became a redundant party yourself? Shouldn't he have become his own independent kingdom in the first place, can this one person beat the Tang and Song armies? Can you single-handedly monopolize the beautiful Helen and the Golden Fleece? You must know that this is a burden of things, if you have the ability, you can get it together, and if you don't have the ability, you can't even pull out a single B hair of the beautiful Helen.

Of course, things in the world are like this, just like when you fall in love with a girl, if you succeed, you will love enough once, you will love enough twice, and N times will make you love enough. No, even a drop of urine soup is, it's all stars in the sky, and you can't fall off even if you crook your neck.

Called Huazi is really not a mortal, he repelled several Tang Dynasty generals in a row, and made Di Renjie anxious like a dog whose leg was broken, and he spun in circles on the spot, letting out a very grief-stricken wail.

Goose! An idiom led Di Renjie into a dead end, that is: to untie the bell, you need to tie the bell. This made him think that if he wanted to defeat the army of the Song Dynasty, he had to invite Xiang Yu.

When Di Renjie thinks like this, the beauty Helen's B is not so fragrant and sweet, or it still makes people feel that she is not just a woman, just let him Xiang Yu it, it is not bad to get the Golden Fleece, and when the time comes, he may also be able to change to the B of the beautiful Helen, and when the time comes, he will say to Xiang Yu that the Golden Fleece is more expensive than the beautiful Helen!

"Report to the overlord, Di Renjie has sent a little soldier to invite you into battle, just outside the door!" Xiang Yu's doorman said.

Xiang Yu listened to it as if he saw the beautiful Helen standing in front of him without a cloth, if it wasn't for the hallucination, he really wanted to pounce on it and fuck her to death, don't let her leave her in the world again.

"Lord, I'm here!" Xiang Yu didn't have a bottom in his heart, he didn't dare to stalemate anymore, he thought of asking Di Renjie to come and invite him in person, but if he didn't come, this request was raised, and if he didn't invite himself, he would fall off the shelf, and he might miss out on egg washing.

"The Overlord is here!" The little soldiers who greeted them all the way were shouting loudly. In this way, it will be passed to the forefront.

When Di Renjie heard it, his heart felt like he had knocked over the five-flavor bottle, because of this feather, how can he say it? There is a skill. But the conditions are too bad, this is Di Renjie's monkey picking up a piece of ginger, which is also Cao Cao's chicken ribs, it is a pity to lose it, and eat less meat.

But here's the difference. Xiang Yu is different from these two, it is more objective than subjective, there is no backward movement, there is a known mistake in it, it is he who borrowed the name of the Tang Empire, and if he wins, he will get the beautiful Helen under his crotch. Because this is the essence of war, the so-called Golden Fleece is a springboard for excuses, and only beautiful women are the essence of war.

Goose! Di Renjie was so angry that he was still angry, but he still had to pretend to be smiling to greet him, and he finally sent someone to invite him. You must know that it is easier to invite God than to send God, this is a common truth in the world.

"The Overlord is here!" Di Renjie bowed and said.

"Isn't the fucking ghost Song Dynasty convinced, do you want me to beat them all to death before I am willing?" Xiang Yu sat on the back of the horse and said, if he didn't get off the horse, he wanted to go directly to the front of the two armies.

"Yes, this ghost Song Dynasty looks like a ghost, and there are still a lot of people who have flowers." Di Renjie was pointing out Bao Zheng, saying that Bao Zheng likes to use tricks, so he is called a flower swell.

"How's the battle going now?" Xiang Yu asked.

Di Renjie pointed with his hand, and a small group of centaurs were paralyzed on the ground not far away. Xiang Yu frowned when he saw it, and felt a little regretful in his heart. Hate shouldn't come. The thing is also, yesterday I picked up a bargain, and today people must be prepared. As a general, it is necessary to speculate on the development of a war. Yesterday people suffered a big loss, and today they are still here, if they don't think of countermeasures, are they sending them to death? This is the reason why Xiang Yu frowned.

Goose! Seeing that Xiang Yu was making wood, Di Renjie was embarrassed to urge, as if both of them didn't want to take the initiative.

There are always smart people in the world. It's not some kind of ghost mind reading and some kind of ghost color psychology, it's all fucking pheasant school, can't you see it? It's deadlocked.

One of the generals gently touched the buttocks of the feathered horse with his weapon, and the horse felt as if it had been bitten by a wasp, and ran to the plum blossom circle in pain.

This Xiang Yu, who was sitting on horseback, was also confused, did he kick the horse's stomach with his foot? Maybe. This thought made Xiang Yuru see that the beauty was right in front of him, and he only needed to pounce forward to succeed.

"Who's coming?" Hanako, who helped Bao Zheng, said.

"I am Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, who are you?" Xiang Yu felt that the person in front of him was a little extraordinary, first ask who it was, and see if he could get the origin of this person from it, if he was a mortal, he could be sure that his reputation would not be higher than his own, if the name was unfamiliar, it might be that the gods were coming, and the headache was inevitable.

"I'm a flower named Huazi in the back mountain, just because I passed by Bao Zheng's tent on a hungry stomach and ate a few pieces of fat from other people, isn't this here to repay my kindness?" Tell Hanako to tell the truth.

"Are you going to finish the matter, or are you going to live or die?" Xiang Yu thought that he was still a little old, don't eat sweet mouth yesterday, I'm afraid it's a mouse medicine today, but don't make it sweet and can only be full for a while, and the mouse medicine will be full for a lifetime.

"It's just fun, because everyone else is like this, so why bother? Let the horses come! "Called Hanako.

Xiang Yu thought to himself, you can play if you say play, I don't care about your heart, it's always okay to hit your head, hit you with your head, so you can call it a day early: "Take it!" ”

It's called Hanako to pick up an iron rod, and it's still the old-fashioned Haidilao Moon. Xiang Yu felt that his hands were numb, and he almost let go.

Since it is playing, of course, the rules of the game are played, that is, under the condition of keeping it without hurting people, it is even if it is lost to see who is tired and tired to lie down first, which stipulates that the moves and moves must be in the open, and there must be no cleverness in it.

"Pick up!" This round is to ask Hanako to pick up the iron rod in his hand, it is Mount Tai to press the top, and pour a thousand catties in four or two, and you can't catch it well and kill the monster ghost, otherwise what is the point to the end? If no matter what the situation, he clicks, you deliberately pounce up, and you blame the other party for dying like this?

Xiang Yu was dumbfounded, it was not okay not to accept the offer, because he had not made the preparations for not accepting the offer, that is to say, it was already time to let go, and it was too late. Of course, if you have time, as soon as you get out of the way, you have to let Hanako be planted under the horse, which is a must.

It's still Haidilao Yue, the trick is caught, but the horse under the ass is calling the mother, and the pressure is suddenly poured down, almost breaking the horse's waist. Of course, this horse is also smart, but the opponent's strength is too great, and this horse is spread on all fours, because before the first ten-thousandth of a second before the move, the horse can get a signal from the owner, that is, to prepare for the pick-up, and stand on all four feet first.

The move is not, the move is the horse in the activity, so that the owner has a quick change.

After more than a dozen rounds, Xiang Yu couldn't help but start asking: "Who are you?" If you are a mortal, I have never met a general as powerful as you, and my dominance and hegemony in my life will be destroyed in your hands today? ”

"Yes, I'm not mortal. I am Guanyin's fiancé Zeus, the king of heaven, in order to support Guanyin's sycophants, it was Guanyin who invited me and asked me to help Bao Zheng win this war. Now you get the idea, right? Zeus, the king of heaven, said truthfully.

"It seems that the King of Heaven is merciful, otherwise you will beat me to death with a thunderbolt!" Xiang Yu has something to say in this, which means that you are such a high god, fighting with me as a mortal, don't you feel that your face is running water?

"Don't be ashamed of me, brother, aren't they all trying to please women. If it weren't for Guanyin's beauty so beautiful, I wouldn't be too lazy to bother. Besides, the Tang Dynasty is too strong than the Song Dynasty, if I don't help them, Bao Zheng will lose, which is the result I don't want to see. "This is called Hanako, and it was really changed by Zeus, the king of heaven.

"May I remind the Heavenly King?" Xiang Yu came up with an idea, is it a bad idea?

"Listen up." Zeus, the king of heaven, wants to see if this dog can really spit out ivory from its mouth?

"We all came from afar to get the B of the beautiful Helen, why don't you get the moon first near the water? Why do you like our Guanyin? She doesn't even have the name of beauty in our Central Plains. What's going on here? Xiang Yu thought it was a new discovery of his, just like Columbus saw a small mound and decided that it was a new continent.

"Yikes! The general doesn't know that the beautiful Helen you desperately want to is my biological daughter. To tell you the truth, I've had this thought 10,000 times, because I want to fuck myself to death, because this product is so beautiful, so beautiful that it has become the target of men killing each other. If you don't take improper means, I'm afraid that there will only be one last man left in the world? From this sentence, we can know that the Heavenly King Zeus is more straightforward than Xiang Yu and Lu Bu, why don't Westerners call the Heavenly King Zeus the cicada, such a comparison, the people of the Central Plains are much more cunning, as long as they are a little straightforward, they will fall into the ranks of the cicada. (To be continued.) )