505 The overlord of Western Chu fought against the Yang general
"I have conditions, if Di Gong agrees to my conditions, I will go?" Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, went out uninvited, he was equivalent to the head of an independent regiment, just like Li Yunlong, but he was different from Li Yunlong, and had absolute independence, and was only divided into two large areas of the Tang and Song dynasties.
"The general has the conditions, please speak up, if you can compromise, you can have the conditions." Di Renjie was fighting ghosts, and he thought of fighting the war first until he had the right to negotiate.
"I promise to win this is the first, beauty and Golden Fleece, I only want beauty, I can't say anything about it together, what do you think? I promised you to kneel down and swear, you know that I know God and the earth, and I can't talk nonsense, I know. Once known by their allies, they will lose confidence, because who doesn't like beautiful women? There is a kind of luck mentality, such as rabbits, when they are chased by foxes, they think that they are very bad, and as soon as they return to the hole, they return to themselves and secretly boast: Aren't you foxes too much material than me, who is afraid of whom!
It is an absolute fact that everyone who has independent military power wants to the beauty Helen's B, but they all have self-compassion, and see if they can follow up and pick up a palace maid to play. "Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, said the truth in his heart, of course, he relied on the overlord gun in his hand, which is the first guy in all weapons, and the master is extremely powerful, so he can dominate the world.
"Okay!" Di Renjie felt that there was no need to say one more word, saying one more word would have a negative meaning in it, and now it was not just about the beauty and the Golden Fleece, but about entering a face relationship, the legion headed by the Tang army, don't lose to the legion headed by the Song army by Bao Zheng.
After saying that, the next thing is to fulfill the oath made by kneeling, Di Renjie lifted his robe and knelt down and said: "Out of the urgent need for generals before the two armies, I, Di Renjie, agreed that Xiang Yu would go into battle to win or lose, and the spoils obtained after the victory Xiang Yu only got the beautiful Helen, and everything else was at the disposal of Di Renjie, and I swore to the sky that I would not regret it." ”
Yes, the Grassland Protocol is simple and straightforward. If your mother-in-law mom buffalo too heap. On the contrary, it will confuse the primary and secondary analysis, and it is not necessary.
Xiang Yu picked up Di Renjie and bowed to his subordinates, and the little guard brought his gun. Xiang Yu picked up a gun and got on the horse. As soon as he kicked the horse's belly, the horse flew away, and with a crisp sound, he ran towards the plum blossom circle in front of the two armies.
Yang Zongbao had been waiting for a long time in the plum blossom circle, and saw a fierce general flying in the distance, and the closer he got to it, the more he felt that this fierce general was really a fierce general. And the figure also exceeded his own figure, and immediately a little local chicken saw the flying eagle in the sky, his bones were sore, and he subconsciously looked around to see if there was a place to hide. Although it is useless, it is the fact that it is human instinct, and if you are afraid, you have to hide.
Cheer up and fight, you can't say this sentence if you die. Yang Zongbao held the plum blossom gun in his hand tightly and aimed it at the fierce general who was running towards the plum blossom circle. He wanted a rabbit to touch the stump of a tree, and the latter would be killed with one shot. This idea is good, that is, first of all, to pour the cicada medicine into the mouth of the person, otherwise he will not have such a cicada. Shoot your chest to the tip of the gun?
Xiang Yu could see clearly from thirty meters away, and he also saw clearly that the other party was a plum blossom gun, which made him suddenly more vigilant, because there are not many people who make plum blossom guns, and this gun is counted as the best in the ranking of famous guns, and people who don't have a little sesame kung fu don't dare to use this gun.
Thirty meters away, the opponent's weapon was clearly seen, and the horse was restrained from twenty meters away, which made a time buffer, and was not directly hit on Yang Zongbao's muzzle.
It was a sudden braking that strangled the horse's two front feet into the air. Like a boxing champion hitting the opponent with a punch.
"Who's coming?" Yang Zongbao deliberately said so loudly that he instinctively wanted to use this to expand his courage, just like a hedgehog saw the person who came to eat him, and quickly curled his head. Enlarge the scarf on your body.
Xiang Yu walked the horse under his crotch slowly, and when he got closer, he was also a little surprised. was so surprised that a young general sat immediately, with a straight nose and mouth and two ears, and clear eyebrows, even if he was not handsome, he was terrible. Just this gun in hand. There is a zhang hanging zero, the top ten of the top grade, plum blossom gun.
"I am Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu! Do you still need to fight, go back and tell your father-in-law, saying that I, Xiang Yu is here, and the beating is for nothing, it is better to be a good son, and it is the best policy to go home to save your life. "This is our Western Chu Overlord Xiang Yu, with an overlord gun in his hand, and a genuine Wanfu who has the courage to do so.
"It may be true, but I have to come a few times, and you asked me to go back like this, which is too mysterious. After a few rounds, I felt overwhelmed and it was not too late to go back. "Yang Zongbao wants to try the world-beating spear of the overlord of Western Chu, because they are all guns, if they can keep immortal, they will make great progress with those who are smarter than themselves, because the magic tricks come from the masters, when they also reach a certain realm, they will look at it, and they will belong to themselves at a glance.
"I heard that this is a divine war, and anyone who has more than ordinary ability is protected by the gods, and they cannot die, or they cannot die. So I want to ask you, are you a god of war? "Xiang Yu is afraid that he will cause trouble if he kills someone, so it's better to ask first.
"I don't know much about this, but before that, there had not been a single death since the Tang and Song dynasties started the war, but there were wounded. I don't know if it's a rule or a coincidence. Yang Zongbao said truthfully.
"What the fuck did I fall into, or did I go into the locals? How did you turn the battlefield into a mother-in-law and mother-in-law. So let me ask you, are we going to fight or are we going to die? Xiang Yu couldn't wait, he wanted to cut through the mess quickly, and when he was done, he ran to hug the beauty.
"Win or lose!" Yang Zongbao thought that it was better to be conservative, and it was clear that he couldn't fight the other party hard, so why not kill the egg.
"Make a move!" Xiang Yu said.
"Let the horses come!" Yang Zongbao didn't dare to reach out first, he hoped he didn't plan to, if he could.
"Pick up!" Xiang Yu followed the horse's stride, and at the same time swept the gun in his hand over.
Seeing that Xiang Yu had really heard the trick, Yang Zongbao laughed so hard that he barely squirted out in his heart, if he didn't take this trick, he would use the plum blossom gun in his hand to pierce the fog with a swallow, which could cut Xiang Yu's heart.
But another thought made him laugh and suddenly turned off, Xiang Yu must be the immortal god of war, he said that he was just a trick, if he didn't speak responsibly, use a fast gun to point at someone's empty door, this is called breach of contract. In a military court could be hanged. Thinking of this, he obediently opened his posture and went to take the call.
Yang Zongbao stretched out the tip of the gun and raised it with both hands. Good guy, Xiang Yu's gun is really heavy, with a net weight of nine hundred and eighty-one pounds, plus the inertia of his hands. Even if he didn't really use his strength, it was more than Yang Zongbao's ability to bear.
Then the horses circled and prepared for the next round. Yang Zongbao also came to a move that does not need to be made in a straight line, because in a straight line, the gun is a special weapon on the battlefield, either a throat lock or a snack. If you hit it, you will die, which is beyond the scope of just passing the tricks.
Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, didn't even hold the gun with both hands, and put himself so easily that he lifted the reins of the horse with one hand and held the gun with the other.
Oh my god, Yang Zongbao thought that he was just holding the gun with both hands gently. Otherwise, even people will have to fly into space to play.
Yang Zongbao felt a burst of heat in his chest, thinking that this must be a mouthful of suffocating blood and about to vomit, he can't vomit, just like a drunkard, when the table vomits is the most humiliating thing, go home and vomit into the bed.
Thinking of this, Yang Zongbao quickly reacted and stuck his neck with both hands, mainly because he was afraid that his mouth would not obey the call, and he would not be able to stop this mouthful of blood, and he would vomit before he could get out of the plum blossom circle. With both hands stuck in the neck and kicking the horse's stomach with both feet, Yang Zongbao returned to the camp.
Yang Zongbao returned to his position. He released his hands from his neck, lowered his head, and sure enough, a mouthful of blood spurted out, and he was immediately planted under the horse.
She Taijun hurriedly helped him up. He whispered, "Who is the one who hurt you?" What kind of weapon do you have in your hand? ”
"It's Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, and in his hand is an overlord gun, oversized, estimated to weigh more than 100 pounds. It's just a coincidence that you can't defend it! Yang Zongbao didn't want to talk more at this time, Mu Guiying didn't care, thinking that Lu Bu was injured. But when he heard that it was someone else, he came over and hugged Yang Zongbao in his arms, and tears rippled down.
"Yang Sanlang obeyed the order, use the overlord gun in your hand to meet Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, even if you can't win, you have to come back with a long experience!" This is She Taijun speaking.
"It's ordered!" Yang Sanlang Yang Yanqing urged the horse to walk towards the plum blossom circle, he didn't walk fast, this was mainly because he wanted to have time to think, this is a poisonous snake, if he doesn't think about the countermeasures first, he will pass away like this, and he will die if he is bitten. Yang Sanlang is very correct in comparing Xiang Yu to a poisonous snake, and he can't be evil.
"Make a move!" Xiang Yu saw that the comer was also using the overlord gun, and shouted without gossiping.
Yang Sanlang's first move was to test the water, the second move was a contest, and the third move was to use a stick as a gun, showing a trick: plum blossoms making snow. The so-called plum blossom snow is the dragon out to sea, straight to Xiang Yu's throat and face, named for the fast frequency of shooting, just like the snow in the sky, people can't guard against it.
This can make the overlord Xiang Yu angry, the tip of the gun is always close to the eyes and nose, like a nasty summer mosquito, knowing that being bitten is death. Why don't you rush away early, thinking of this, he fell his body backwards and sent Yang Sanlang's gun flying in the underworld.
To make a long story short, the Yang family generals are all finished, and She Taijun smiled bitterly at Mu Guiying. Then he looked back at Bao Zheng and said: "Whether to collect the troops or fight again, you can do it, do you still want me to throw this old bone in front of the two armies?" ”
"Nope! The old lady said again, I decided to withdraw my troops and fight again tomorrow. Allow me to go back to camp and think about it, there will always be a way. "There's always a way to do it.
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"Master Bao, there's a stranger out there who wants to see you." A guard said to Bao Zheng.
"Let him in." Bao Zheng was thinking about how to deal with Xiang Yu.
"I am a beggar in distress in the land temple in the back mountain, and your war has made the villagers have no place to live, so I can't find anyone to beg for food. Shall I come to you for a bowl today? "This can be regarded as asking Hanako to come to the door.
Bao Zheng, who is it? can claim to be a seed man in space, which naturally has to pass its own level in virtue, otherwise it is called blind blowing.
Is it reasonable for a wise and virtuous person to ask Hanako to come to the door? Will it not be given? Definitely.
This happened to be shortly after the feast ended, and the pot was still hot.
"Are you here to sit at the table and eat, or are you just outside the door and eating against the wall?" Bao Zheng didn't even raise his head, still only looking in one direction in a daze, his heart was contemplating.
"Since the host is not disgusted, of course I will sit down at the table and eat better. What is the master thinking, this frowning? Hanako approached Bao Zheng and said as she sat down.
"You're an idler who eats a hundred meals, what's the use of asking?" Bao Zheng was still lowering his head, just waved his hand, and signaled to Huazi to just eat quickly.
"How can the benefactor generalize? None of the people who eat a hundred family meals are worth a glance at? "The self-proclaimed Hanako exit is not light, is there a origin?
This self-proclaimed space seed man was the first language that Bao Zheng had ever heard that made him ashamed. Yes, it is not permissible for him to feel that his arrogance is contrary to his wisdom.
Bao Zheng looked up, goose! In a ten-thousandth of a second, he saw that this person was familiar, but after a ten-thousandth of a second, he returned to strangeness, which did not mean that this person was the person he saw before a ten-thousandth of a second.
"How do idlers know my heart, (that is, why do you know that I am thinking about my mind, I am a person who never shows a frown, it can be seen that your eyesight is good, but it is certainly not an ordinary idle food.) Can you tell me what I'm thinking? Bao Zheng suspected that the goods he saw before a ten-thousandth of a second may be a kind of imagination of his own.
The man who claimed to be Hanako put a big piece of fat meat in his mouth and chewed it a few times and said, "As a coach, there is no warlord in his hands, what is more worrying in the world?" Your face looks like someone else can't see it, and I can't see it? ”
"Yes, it's almost night, and tomorrow we will have to play a showdown, and there will be no high-level generals who can handle it anymore, unless the gods go down to earth!" Bao Zheng said honestly, because in front of a person named Huazi, this is like a wall, saying what is in his heart to the wall, there is a meaning of thinking about the wall.
"Do you want me, a guy who eats hundreds of meals, to help you?" After telling Hanako to finish speaking, she put a big piece of fat meat into her mouth, which was already too much, and as soon as she chewed it, her mouth began to flow oil, probably in line, and maybe there was a piece in the middle of her neck that was slowly swallowing.
Yes, this is the bear statue called Hanako, because I don't encounter it every day, and when I encounter it once, it's like old B in a poor man, to death. It's the same with calling Hanako, seeing fat is life, otherwise it's still called Hanako? (Write your sissy, B!) Have you ever called Hanako? (To be continued.) )