Long Kong'er remembered Yuxing's words, and didn't dare to take Qiao Ling to a place where there were many wolves, and he didn't even get out of the car, but just slowed down and walked around the main road of Jingda Shuimu to introduce it, and finally introduced the main buildings and scenic spots of the two schools.

After two o'clock, Yuxing met Qiao Ling and Long Kong'er at the east gate of Beijing University. After that, the three of them parked their sports cars near the east gate, and Long Kong'er led them to the orientation party of their department.

On the road.

"Empty child, by the way, I forgot to ask you, what major did you study?" Yuxing Road.

Without waiting for Long Kong'er to answer, Qiao Ling, who had already been close to her like a sister, replied: "Husband, you are really, it took so long to remember to ask Kong'er this question, let me tell you, she is the same as you, she is a computer student, your authentic schoolgirl." ”

Yu Xing was stunned and said: "Doing it for a long time is the orientation meeting of the Planning Academy?" Why didn't Gang Zhai Ban mention it? ”

In fact, he didn't know that the orientation meeting of this department was independently organized by the student union in contact with the freshmen of various faculties, and most of the programs were for the freshmen to entertain themselves, and a few programs were performed by acquaintances or voluntary senior brothers and sisters. After all, the senior students of each department focus more on the school orientation meeting, so the department orientation meeting will naturally lose a lot of color. Now Zhai Xinlong and Yang Yang both know that Yuxing is a busy person, so they generally don't notify him of things that are not related to credits or exams. This is also the reason why Zhai Xinlong and Yang Yang met him not long ago, and did not mention a word of welcome.

When he arrived at the large classroom of the Academy, Yuxing found that it was almost full. The podium at the front of the classroom and the seats in the first three rows were all removed, and the vacant piece was set up as a makeshift performance stage. However, a big university can seat two or three hundred people when it is full, but the number of freshmen in a department of Beijing University can definitely be thousands, which is obviously not enough?

Fortunately, Long Kong'er even solved Yuxing's doubts: "K big." Don't count! Here, the new female president of the student union of our new student union said that the form of a tea party in this way is conducive to communication, and the class leaders think that it is also, so each major will be held separately! Anyway, after the final military training report is over. The school will also hold a large orientation party, and it will not be too late for everyone to communicate together. ”

Yuxing suddenly found three seats in the back row, and sat down with the two girls to wait for the show to start.

At three o'clock, the school song of Beijing University came out of the stereo. After that, the orientation program officially began.

As soon as they came up, the sophomore and junior brothers and sisters of Jixin formed a dazzling dance team to make a brilliant debut, singing and dancing, youthful and dynamic, and full of vitality, which directly brought up the atmosphere of the scene.

Those performers with heavy makeup and glamorous makeup can't be seen clearly, Yuxing can see clearly, the men are still a little similar, and the women can see except for one or two. The rest is all pork chops, which is really unappetizing. Fortunately, he is not a professional in accounting, and he doesn't know anyone who performs on stage, so it doesn't matter if he gives face or not, when he jumps to the second half of the stage. He simply closed his eyes, and came out of sight.

Qiao Ling is obviously the kind of woman who cares more about her husband than about the show, and when she saw Yuxing closing her eyes, she hurriedly asked, "Husband, what's wrong with you?" Uncomfortable? ”

Yuxing opened his eyes and smiled at Qiaoling, and said, "No...... It's just that this dazzle dance is too boring. I want to fall asleep. "Actually, from an amateur point of view, the dance is still very good, but the real reason is that he can't say it in front of Long Kong'er! Besides. Even if he doesn't want to see those pork chops, it is impossible to tell Qiao Ling in detail, after all, she is also a woman, although she is very beautiful, but as long as she is a woman, there will always be a day when her beauty will be gone, if Qiao Ling wants to be crooked. That's not good!

Qiao Ling's words to Yuxing have no doubt, and Long Kong'er also has the same thoughts. He also smiled: "K big, I've seen the rehearsal, this dance should be finished soon." ”…,

Sure enough, as soon as she finished speaking, the dancers on the stage made the finishing touches, and then, the two hosts, a man and a woman, walked in from the front classroom door and came to the stage.

"Dear leaders, teachers, dear students, good afternoon!"

The audience burst into applause. After that, the two hosts said a festive speech such as welcoming the new year, and announced the official start of the first singing program.

"Damn! Engaging in a long time that dazzling dance just now is just a mat? Yuxing muttered quietly.

"Or what do you think?" Long Kong'er danced with a provocative look in his eyebrows, "Look at it!" K big, the good show is ahead. ”

Yuxing didn't shake her, rubbed Qiaoling's hair and said: "My wife said that the show is good, that's really good, it's not good!" ”

Qiao Ling glanced at Yuxing, then ignored him and turned her head to watch the show.

The first show was "The First Snow of 2002" sung by a freshman, and the boy wore a decent white suit and red tie, and looked quite good. But as soon as he opened his mouth, Yuxing's brows furrowed. Without him, the boy's voice was too soft, and in the face of more than 200 pairs of eyes in the audience, his singing voice was a little trembling and out of tune. Thanks to his good memory, he didn't remember the lyrics correctly while he was nervous, otherwise he would have had a lot of fun.

After he finished, there was silence in the audience, because the boy sang sincerely, and I was afraid that on the way back to the dormitory after self-study, those "wolves" howled well.

Yuxing still reacted the fastest, applauded first, Qiao Ling immediately responded, Long Kong'er was not far behind, and finally the audience in the entire classroom applauded, which was a good start for the new year.

When the second show came up, Long Kong'er leaned in and smiled: "K big, can't you see that you still have compassion?" Or you can pity the poor little girl, so you can barely play a CS game, right? ”

"Hmph, you're still a thief, there's no door!" Yuxing ruthlessly vetoed again.

At this time, the second program came up, and the violin solo played "Liang Zhu", but the whole track was played like killing a chicken, and Yuxing wanted to commit suicide when he heard it. So, at the end of the song, he didn't even bother to give encouraging applause. However, the atmosphere of the whole venue seemed to be messed up by his first applause, and many people slapped at the moment, causing everyone to applaud again.

In this way, the show was interspersed with good, bad, bad, bad, good, and soon ten performances were completed.

At this time, a boy who was dressed very shabby and looked very wooden came up. The hostess reported: "Please watch the show "Ten Jokes"! ”

As soon as the curtain fell, the boy couldn't wait to talk to himself, but unfortunately his voice was too small, but the sound of the audience not stopping, so ordinary people didn't listen to what the boy was talking about.

Duduyuxing heard: "...... When I was in high school, the two classmates went to a self-study class to watch an island country action movie, but the two of them were too engrossed to notice that the head teacher was standing behind them, and then they heard the head teacher sigh: "Why do you think you are watching this?" I won't do this again! ’……”

Hearing this, coupled with the boy's wooden expression, Yuxing was stunned at first, and then burst into laughter. His laughter was very abrupt, not only shocking Qiao Ling and Long Kong'er, but also shaking the entire classroom, and they all turned their heads to look at each other.

Yuxing didn't care, he still laughed, anyway, this is an orientation party and not a science and technology seminar, shouldn't the atmosphere be lively!

The boy seemed to be encouraged by Yuxing's laughter, and his courage suddenly grew bigger, and his voice became louder, only to see him patting his chest and continuing to laugh: "...... I'm flat-chested I'm proud of it, and I'm ...... for the national provincial cloth"

At this time, the boy in the audience stood up and scolded: "! What the are you talking about? In these years, everyone knows that the bigger the breast, the more economical the fabric, how can it be reversed when it comes to you? ”…,

Who knew that the wooden boy on the stage not only didn't care, but asked blankly: "This classmate, how do you know my following lines?" Have you ever heard the joke? ”

The audience was stunned and laughed.

"What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at?" A person next to the boy turned his head and scolded everyone, Yu Xing saw clearly that it was actually one of the two men who accosted Qiaoling in the morning, no wonder he looked at the back of the boy who stood up, and it was very likely that it was another person.

Although Qiao Ling's eyes and hearing are not as perverted as Yuxing's, she saw that the two boys sitting in the middle were still no problem, and immediately showed an expression of disgust, and Tongyuxing bit her ear and said, "Husband, it's them!" This one should be called Kang Jian, and the other seems to be called Zhang Zheng. ”

As soon as he heard this, Yu Xing knew that Qiao Ling was still a little worried about the morning's events: "What? The evil spirit has not disappeared? Watch your husband give you a breath! As he spoke, he wanted to get up.

Qiao Ling stopped: "I still don't want it, this is an orientation party, it's not good to mess up." ”

At this time, Zhang Zheng's shouting and scolding still did not stop, and the wooden boy on the stage couldn't hold his face, got off the stage, and escaped from the big classroom.

The student council officer, who wanted to interfere, saw that the main man (Mu Ne boy) ran away so quickly, so it was inconvenient to say anything more to avoid the scene being stiff, so he just scolded Zhang Zheng and sat down, and after the classroom returned to calm, he signaled the host to continue the orientation meeting.

The male host hurriedly came to the stage and said, "Please watch the next show, magic show!" ”

Zhang Zheng, who had just sat down, swaggered up, and the propaganda officer, who had been paying attention to him, was about to stop him, and Kang Jian also stood up and explained: "It's our turn to perform the show." ”

It's not good to say anything, so I can only let the two of them go on stage.

In fact, everyone is more or less curious about magic, so when they heard that it was a magic show, they all calmed down. Although many freshmen are not used to the face of Zhang Zhengshu's boy just now, the attraction of the magic show is far greater than the attention of everyone to the new classmates who are still very strange.

A thick cloth with a blue background was temporarily pulled up on the stage, and Zhang Zheng and Kang Jian went to the back to arrange, which looked quite like that, so everyone held their breath to see what they would do.

Five or six minutes later, the thick blue cloth was uncovered, and apart from Zhang Zheng and Kang Jian, there was only one table left on the stage, and there was nothing special. While the freshmen were disappointed, Zhang Zheng announced loudly: "The show begins!" ”