662 Catch the ducks on the shelves!
There is a saying that a rat spoils a pot of soup, and there is a so-called "black sheep", in Yuxing's view, Zhang Zheng and Kang Jian, who are planning to perform magic tricks on stage, are this type of characters.
If they really succeeded today and became famous, I don't know what the simple school spirit of Beijing University would have been corrupted by them! So for the sake of Beijing...... Well, Yuxing is not so great, the most important thing is to be angry with Qiaoling, he has to let Zhang Zheng and Kang Jianyan smash it.
After making this plan, Yuxing used extrasensory perception to sweep over the freshmen in the front row, to feel what was on the platform.
As a result, I don't know if I don't know, I feel startled, in short, the table is full of poker, bouquets or something. As for how these two rat plan to do magic, Yuxing is going to observe and observe, anyway, he will definitely give them a big surprise when the time comes.
Yuxing leaned into Qiao Ling's ear and whispered, "Wife, wait and see if I give you anger!" ”
Qiao Ling was stunned for a moment, not in favor or against.
"Huh?" Long Kong'er's little ears moved, his eyes rolled slyly, and he didn't say anything, but his little face was full of an expression of watching a good show.
At this time, Zhang Zheng took out a handkerchief and put it on the table, and then smiled at the audience: "Which classmate can come up for a checkup?" Look what's inside this handkerchief. ”
The freshmen below scrambled to raise their hands, and a boy in the front row rushed to the stage even more disregarded the rules, picked up the handkerchief and shook it, and announced loudly: "Huh? There really isn't anything. ”
It's a pity that this boy's acting skills can be hidden from the freshmen in the audience. But he couldn't hide it from Yuxing. He clearly noticed that the boy on the stage exchanged glances with Zhang Zheng when he checked the handkerchief.
Yuxing secretly thought, "This is too clumsy, isn't it?" But the freshmen in the audience watched it with relish.
Zhang Zheng took the handkerchief, waited for the boy to get off the stage, spread it on the table again, slapped his hands, and said proudly: "Everyone is optimistic, the following is the moment to witness the miracle." ”
Bullshit!
Yuxing couldn't help but secretly despise in his heart: "You think you're Liu Qian? I learned a little magic trick and did it, and I witnessed miracles!"
Therefore, after a moment's confusion, Zhang Zheng pointed to the handkerchief and said slowly: "Up-up-" The dog-legged Kang Jian immediately spread his hands and circled around the handkerchief. Typical obfuscation.
Then, everyone was surprised to find that something seemed to be slowly pushing up the middle of the handkerchief, and finally it was higher and higher. It wasn't until the handkerchief was completely lifted that it stopped, making the audience all involuntarily snort, and even the freshmen in the front row turned sideways to peek at what was under the handkerchief.
At this time, Zhang Zheng suddenly stretched out his hand to uncover the handkerchief and shouted: "Dangdang, a miracle appears!" ”
The sentient beings looked at it and found that Zhang Zheng had an extra bouquet of roses in his hand at some point.
The audience immediately applauded, even Qiao Ling was no exception.
I have to say that Zhang Zheng's little magic performance is really good. No one could see the mechanism of the magic.
Of course, Yu Xing is an exception, he has already seen through the entire mechanism of Zhang Zheng's magic, but he just hides the things to be changed in advance, and then takes them out in order and in a very fast way. As for Zhang Zheng's loud announcement, or even Kang Jian's hands dancing, they are all just tricks to divert the audience's attention.
After knowing this, a sneer appeared at the corner of Yuxing's mouth.
Therefore, when Zhang Zheng threw away the roses and wanted to play another "stunt" of throwing poker, he was stunned to find the chopsticks thrown out. After that, his little magic tricks were unexpected. Things you don't want often come out on your own, and you can't get what you want.
The more he made mistakes, the more Zhang Zheng wanted to recover his mistakes, the more he wanted to continue acting, and his mentality became similar to that of a gambler who was in a hurry to lose. Kang Jian reminded him several times, but he couldn't listen to it, and the more he acted, the more wrong he became. In the end, the stunt of flying chopsticks became a flying Rubik's Cube, and there were two of them, one with six colors disrupted, and the other with the same color on all six sides. …,
Seeing these two fifth-order Rubik's cubes of the same size, the freshmen below couldn't see that the joke of Zhang Zhengbao saying that he wanted to turn the Rubik's Cube at a high speed but ran out of poker was a hoax through and through.
Magic is not debunked, it is called magic, and if it is debunked, it is called deception. Seeing this, all the freshmen coaxed, and Zhang Zheng's popularity when he succeeded in transforming into rose magic instantly fell to the bottom, and there was no chance to turn over.
Qiao Ling was also stunned, suddenly remembered something, and then looked at Yu Xing, and found that his face was full of sneers, so she asked in a low voice, "Husband, are you a ghost?" ”
Seeing that Long Kong'er also looked over, Yuxing, who wanted to speak, immediately changed his voice: "Wife, what do you think?"
Qiao Ling didn't transmit the sound, and replied with a wrinkled nose: "Hmph, I think it must be!" ”
"You say yes, yes!"
In fact, this time, Yuxing used a new chicken rib specialty after breaking 20,000 spiritual power-telekinesis control. In the past, Yuxing's aerial objects used to use abnormal abilities or boundary forces, but after the spiritual value increased to 20,000, he could transfer objects and even choke people's throats just by thinking about it, and the whole process was a little faster than mobilizing abnormal abilities or boundary forces through spiritual power. Although this specialty may not come in handy when it comes to really fighting, it is better than nothing, and it is still good to use it from time to time. After all, even if a 3S-level master is sensitive to the power of the alien power, it is not so easy to discover the existence of telekinesis (a variant of spiritual power).
Qiao Ling suddenly came to her senses, and changed her voice: "Husband, how did you get it? Can you teach me?"
"Want to learn? Then go back and double cultivate with me!" Yuxing's eyebrows flew "color" and danced.
"Death to you!" Qiao Lingqiao's face flushed, and she screwed Yuxing's waist suddenly, causing him to "whine" and howl in pain.
Long Kong'er on the side was confused, and said strangely: "Sister Ling, what are you and K University doing?" ”
How could Qiao Ling let her know about the private words between the two, and hurriedly waved her hand and said, "No, nothing!" ”
Long Kong'er's already smart eyes wandered a few times, and seemed to believe Qiao Ling's nonsense, stood up and said, "Sister Ling, I'm going to sing, don't leave, wait for you to watch a really good show!" After saying that, she glanced at Yuxing meaningfully, and then walked out of the back door.
Qiao Ling only thought that Long Kong'er was talking about her own singing program, and she didn't care much, but Yuxing felt something different from Long Kong'er's glance before leaving.
At this time, Zhang Zheng and Kang Jian on the stage were coming down in disgrace. After the two programs were smashed in a row, the hostess re-stood on the stage with a little embarrassment, and said: "The following is the last program of the first half of the orientation party, "Invisible Wings", the performer Long Konger!" ”
Hearing the words "Long Konger", the audience who was still noisy immediately stopped making trouble.
Who is Long Kong'er? It was the recognized flower of the grade among their freshmen, and it could be in the accounting and credit major, and these animals really felt that they had burned high incense, so naturally no one dared to dismantle the stage of the grade flower. Before anyone could enter through the front door, a herd of cattle slapped loudly.
Subsequently, Long Kong'er came in through the front door, the long hair of Liuhai and shawl in front of his forehead was all coiled on his head, and he didn't wear any makeup on his little face, looking like he was wearing no makeup, and he was wearing a very thin silver windbreaker, which made people feel extremely cold. Just this shape and this figure threw off the original song for several streets, and the audience sold her account for this style, and the applause was even more enthusiastic.
After taking the stage, Long Kong'er snapped his fingers at the senior brother in charge of the sound effects.
The old man had already found the soundtrack for the song "Invisible Wings" in the computer, and after receiving Long Kong'er's instructions, he said coquettishly: "Music, go!" Immediately, the 5.1-channel Edifier C6 came out of the door.
"Every time, I am strong in wandering loneliness...... Every time, even if I am very hurt, I don't shed tears...... I know that I have always had invisible wings...... Take me to fly, fly over the ...... despair"...,
Maybe it is inherited from the genes of Long Ming, Long Kong'er has a long breath, and rarely changes when singing, even if he wants to change, he changes in the interlude, so that the feeling of the whole song sounds much stronger than the original song, plus her voice is very beautiful, like a pearl falling on a jade plate, and the tactful place is like a gurgling stream, bringing people a sense of softness and comfort, with her cold and slightly sad eyes, the animals in the big classroom were immediately captured by her crying singing, and they couldn't help but think fluttering, and began to swim in the ocean of YY.
Even those pork chop girls who were so envious and jealous of Long Kong'er that they couldn't do it also beat lightly and hummed the lyrics. By the end of the day, the audience didn't seem to have come to their senses. While this is a good thing, it is inevitably a little embarrassing.
In the end, it was Yuxing who took the lead in applauding, which woke up the audience like a morning bell, and all the freshmen present began to applaud desperately, so that the male and female hosts who had been wanting to go on stage to announce the end of the half of the orientation party were not embarrassed.
At this moment, Long Kong'er's popularity in the venue can be said to have reached its peak, but she had no intention of stepping down, the applause gradually fell, and the animals obviously discovered this problem.
There are even more hecklers who crooked their mouths and shouted: "Long Kong'er, let's do it again!" ”
Now the audience is chaotic, and the shouts of "one more song" come and go, so it's not lively.
Long Kong'er pressed down with both hands, signaling everyone to be quiet, and the audience immediately fell silent, wanting to hear what she said.
After tapping the microphone twice, Long Kong'er smiled lightly: "Of course it's okay for me to sing another song, but I don't know if it's time to delay everyone?" ”
The animals in the audience said in unison: "Don't delay!" ”
"But I have a small request, can I ask my senior sister to come up and sing this song together?" Long Kong'er said with a smile, and looked at Yuxing and the couple from a distance.
The attention of the animals was on the stage before, and they didn't pay attention to the arrival of the three Yuxing at all. At this time, they followed Long Kong'er's line of sight and found a different scenery behind the venue - the second super beauty Qiao Ling, whose complexion was even better than Long Kong'er on the stage. As for the handsome pot Yuxing beside Qiao Ling, he was naturally and automatically ignored.
At this time, Yu Xing almost crooked his nose out of breath, and he finally understood what Long Kong'er meant by "good-looking show". (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to (.) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. )