86_86322These two people are not from the same world as me, they are human but ghost-like neurotics, and dead ghosts are like humans, and they love violence

"Fat paper, give me a good time, don't beat a few times and stop for a while, the pain will make me hurt completely." I was in tears, covering my cheeks and twitching silently, there was a kind of pain, called the pain of going up and stopping for eight to punch seven times, stopping for eight minutes, and then punching suddenly, when you were resting enough, and when you were panting comfortably and staying in heaven, I was immediately hit by a fist and went to hell, and I was reincarnated in heaven and hell.

"Let's get down to business...... "The confused man called, and the little fat paper finally stopped the evil fat fist. Looking at the stunned face of the confused man with a runny nose, I suddenly felt that he was so secure and handsome.

If I were a woman...... There is no doubt that I have developed "Stockholm syndrome" and staged a story of a hostage falling in love with a robber, but alas...... Master, I'm a man.

Without further ado, after preparing a few things, the confused man commanded Xiaoping with a blank face: "Take the children and the old man and come back tomorrow." After saying that, he kicked Xiaoping and the three out of the house, of course, this is for their good.

After giving them a little money and making sure they could find a place to eat and lodging, I turned back into the house, while the fool poured locust oil on the ground and mixed my daughter red on the wine jar.

Stirring wine with the branches of the five yin trees can intoxicate the ghosts, and the "sinister intentions" of the confused eggs are clearly revealed.

It was getting dark, and I was ready, about half past 12 o'clock, and the confused man kicked me to the ground, pointing at the paper man and said, "He's your father, you cry ......."

"He's your father, it's your grandfather...... Uh, it's my dad, I'm crying. I didn't accept it, but I met the fierce eyes of the little fat paper. I think the confused guy understands me, he knows that the sister I fell in love with is a mourning girl, and he has long wanted to experience the difficulty of crying and mourning. It's rare for him to be such a confidant in life...... Die without regrets.

"Daddy, you're dying so miserably," I threw myself on the paper figure and cried, smearing chili water as I cried, and at the same time my head echoed the admonition of a confused egg.

"I'm afraid that your cultivation is shallow, and you can't sense the bull's head and horse face and the soul seducing yaksha, I smeared acacia oil on the ground, as long as the yin arrives, there will be footprints on the ground, you have to lead them to your daughter's red altar."

The deceived ghost of the confused egg is actually to get the ghost drunk, and then take away the paper figure belonging to Li Fei. Can a paper figure just confuse a ghost? No, it's not just a paper figure.

Everyone should have heard of sending children and paying off yin debts, mortals are newborn, crying non-stop, prone to committing a hundred days or being weak and sick, most of them have debts in their previous lives that have not been paid off. When encountering debts and children's lives that have not been paid off for the sins of the previous life, they use the method of sending a substitute to replace themselves with paper figures and return them to the enemies of the previous life. Of course, this is not an ordinary paper man, but a five-color paper man made according to the eight characters, as well as the bone weight in numerology, in addition to the weight of one or two is not much, one or two is just right, the five colors represent chaos, not in yin and yang, can escape the investigation of yin and yang.

The wine is not ordinary wine, it is a wine made of incense burner ash and locust wood, and the wine is made of yin locust wood, and the ghost can drink too much and even get drunk, and the incense burner ash containing the incense of merit is undoubtedly the same as the attraction of white powder. Merit is the drug of the ghost world, which makes them want to stop,,, yin and evil are all reincarnated by accumulating merit to resolve sins.

The confused people wanted to get drunk with Yincha, fooled them into taking the paper man away, and then took other measures to renew Li Fei's life, if it really didn't work, let Li Fei enter the Daomen, and he didn't dare to come nonsense when he entered the Daomen. When I saw that the situation was not good, I used red sand and sulfur and other things in the house, and set up a thunder altar to frighten these yin, while I took willow branches and charms and drove them to the mouth of the chimney.

A qiē is designed in an orderly manner, and then we will wait for the bull head and horse face, I hope there will not be much change in the plan.

I had been squatting next to the Purple Pagoda and twitching quietly, the time passed slowly, and in the blink of an eye, it was dark and the night was dark, and the small lights and the music of the Purple Pagoda when it turned echoed in the room, and the scriptures of the Buddhist family resounded.

"Huhu ......" A gust of wind blew without warning, the window was blown open, and it was cold under the feet, and a cold, bold-chilling aura spread through the room, very similar to when I saw the minotaur in the Yinshan Inn, only slightly weaker.

The wind trembled, playing a mournful song of the night wind, no need to look, there must be a lot of footprints on the ground behind you.

"Dad, the child is cold, drink a glass of your sacrificial wine, please forgive the child for being unfilial." With a trembling body, I went to the altar and opened the jar and poured a glass of my daughter's red. This cold is not pretended, it is really cold. As for pouring wine, there is nothing more interesting to an alcoholic than to make him smell it.

I deliberately shook the glass in the air, giving off the aroma of wine, and then drank it upside down, and as I drank it, I distinctly heard a gurgling sound in my ears.

"Ah Pong (cow head) this wine is so fragrant......"

"Moo......" A long cow roared out, and a nasal voice said, "I'm afraid this wine is decades old." ”

"Ah Pong, shall we go have a few sips?"

"It's not good, we're here to seduce souls."

"What are we afraid of, we can't drink it, just smell it, smell it, it's rare for this family to be so filial, we should also mean it when we are gods."

"This ...... It's really embarrassing. The other voice hesitated, but was clearly moved.

"Hehe, it's hard to be interesting, if you don't want to mean it, forget it." This voice should be horse-faced, full of reluctance.

"Okay, that means." As soon as the delicate pretentiousness of the horse face was over, the bull head couldn't help it and revealed his true thoughts.

"Phew......" I listened to it next to me and wanted to vomit, is this netherworld also so hypocritical? It's a pity that these two ghosts never thought that they could drink this wine, not only to drink, but also to get them drunk.

The key to success or failure was in this move, and I pretended to doze off, but secretly clenched my fists. There was silence in the air for a while, followed by the sound of sucking.

I pricked up my ears and waited for the opportunity, things went very smoothly, and the wine mixed with the merit ash had a fatal attraction to the two ghosts, and the two ghosts were ready to drink the wine.

More than ten minutes passed, and a full belch suddenly sounded in my ears, and then I heard Ma Mian drunk: "Ah Pang, this wine is so fragrant and strong, I can't stand still." ”

The bull head returned drunk: "Don't say it, it's time to get down to business, we locked Li Fei's soul away." ”

When the time came, seeing the situation, I moved my body forward, took out the fire fold from my sleeve, blew it and quietly moved it to the paper figure, worried that something would change behind me, so I also turned around and paid attention to the movement of the bull head and horse face.

The fire suddenly expanded, and I smelled the fishy smell, and my heart immediately calmed down. But it didn't take long for me to suddenly feel that something was wrong with the fishy smell, and when I looked down, I saw that the fire had actually burned to my sleeve, and the fire was spreading from my clothes.

I jumped up and shook a few sleeves and rolled on the ground, the first time I set myself on fire was to extinguish the fire, which was the natural reaction of the human body.

It wasn't until I rolled a few times to put out the fire that I came back to my senses and knew what was going on. When I saw the peach wood sign with Li Fei's eight characters written on it hanging on the neck of the paper man, I pulled it open, and I deeply felt that I had a big deal.

As soon as I turned around, I suddenly saw two huge blurred black shadows standing in front of me not far away, and the bull's voice full of anger roared.

"The kid is so daring, he actually deceived his grandfather with a paper man......"

The roar blew a gust of wind, which came from the nostrils of the bull's head. And I felt even worse, so I hurriedly pulled the red line of emergency under the pillar. This is the second plan, and if I pull the red line, it means that Plan A has failed, and I can't deceive the ghosts, so I have to scare the ghosts.

But...... I pulled a few red threads, and the bell rang and rang, but the imaginary thunder still didn't appear...... said that Lei Gong Altar is good, why don't you see Lei Gong.

What's worse is that after the matter was revealed, Niu Tou Ma Mian felt that he had been tricked, and he was very angry, and even the depression in the air was a little heavier, and Niu Tou threatened to use the soul chain in his hand to detain my soul and tear it in half