86_86322The thief said that the fool was ridiculous, as if there was his eyeliner in the underworld, and before I could laugh, I was urged by the fool to prepare something!

What the hell is it......

"The penultimate ninth branch of the left branch of the locust tree needs to have four leaves, if there are no four leaves, do not pick them, and continue to look for ......"

"Two red altars for the aged daughter, a barrel of Huaizi oil, a number of begging coins, a paper bridge, a paper man weighing bones, a number of sulfur, phosphorus, an iron incense burner, and a barrel of vinegar ......."

Looking at these ghost things on display, my cheeks twitched and said, "Brother Tu, why does the locust branch have to be the ninth on the tree, you just did it, why do you have to beg for money like a beggar, and how do you know that Yin Cha will come to seduce the soul tonight." ”

The confused man gave me a very simple answer: "He sued me."

"Who the hell is he?" I asked again.

The god-like reply was repeated, and the confused man pointed to himself and said, "He is me." ”

"Then who am I" I was stubborn, I had to figure it out, and asked him in a different way.

The confused man blinked and said, "I am my ......"

"It's a different color firework." I had no choice but to convulse.

Whether I ask in detail or in a concise way, I don't think I'll get an answer. Not long after we got along, I seemed to be infected, and my intelligence became a little reduced.

Well, don't worry about the details, anyway, I'll just do what he says.

I gave myself a comfort, took the task from the confused man, and looked at the dense things on the paper, I thought I had a lot to do, but who knows, the confused man only gave me one task...... Begging is to beg as a beggar from house to house.

Friendship has come to an end, and I really can't be friends anymore, especially the confused man's eyes lit up at the end, and he nodded heavily to me: "I'll leave it to you, you are the most important, I'm not important!" ”

Me: What does "......" mean?

Holding back the thought of beating him severely, I went out with a broken bowl. Why endure it, the key is that you can't beat it, so you have to endure it. If I really dared to do something to him, I would really have to live in a wheelchair in this life.

The door opened, and the door opened was a big girl with a big waist of five big and three thick buckets, an absolute first-class beauty in the Tang Dynasty, a national heavyweight, who could probably sit on the bed where I slept.

"Hello, beauty." I tried my best to squeeze out a very sunny smile, my eyes were full of tactfulness, stared at her softly, and said softly, "I want ......"

"Ah, you dead pervert, I won't give it to you" Before the words fell, the fat woman on the opposite side suddenly seemed to have seen a ghost, and her facial features twisted together in horror, as if she had been insulted by a pervert. First, out of a sense of self-preservation, he suddenly covered his chest with both hands, and then his face was like the anger that came back to his senses when he was rubbed with oil, and a foot stretched out from under the pomegranate skirt.

"Whoosh", a fat leg flew out like lightning, and with a "bang", a figure pounced on the ground, his facial features touched the ground, lifting heavy dirt and flying debris, and then, rotten vegetables and rotten eggs were thrown at me like raindrops.

"What's wrong with this world, it's so hard to beg for a few cents" I looked up to the sky and sighed when I was covered by the pile of rotten vegetables, and tears flowed down my face.

......I didn't give up when I got up, I tried to knock on the door again, and turned around a thousand times before opening the door, praying that I would not be a fat woman.

With a squeak, the door opened, the prayer worked, it was a male, and I was greeted by an old man of about sixty years of age, on crutches, with a goatee, and a scar on his face

"Hello uncle, I'm here to beg for money...... I'm afraid of misunderstanding, so I'm straight to the point

"Dare to ask me for money, do you know who I am? You don't inquire, who is the boss of Fengyang Town, that's my son, who is the boss of the underworld in Fengyang Town, that's my ......" The old man with the scar was stunned for a moment, and then a flush surged on his face, as if he had been blown a chrysanthemum in humiliation. I don't understand, why do I get excited to ask for a few dollars, like seeing an enemy digging an ancestral grave

With a whoosh, the old man with the scar moved, and the bones of the sixty-year-old body moved as fast as lightning, running like thunder, and when I came back to my senses, a broom appeared in the old man's hand, and he was behind him, just like the second brother Guan was carrying the Qinglong knife.

As soon as the old man walked away, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and I turned around and ran. As I guessed, the old man chased after me from behind, chasing me with a broom, and yelling in a voice comparable to thunder: "Lao Tzu can cut people at the age of ten, dominate a street at the age of eleven, and enter the bureau at the age of fifteen, and in this life, only Lao Tzu asks for protection money from others, and no one dares to ask for Lao Tzu's protection money...... The roar is subdued and frustrated, there is the gloom of the hero's last years, and there is also the domineering side leakage of Lian Po.

I kept running, and I escaped for more than two kilometers before I got rid of the old man with the scar...... Squatting in a corner, I burst into tears, unspeakably embarrassed willow tops, and indescribably melancholy...... Painting Spring Building.

I squatted, my whole body was tired, and my heart was very depressed.

......Without warning, a large palm landed on my shoulder, and when I looked back, my face suddenly changed.

"Uncle, isn't it just two dollars a piece, are you? It's a big deal, I'll pay you. "The old man with a scarface is too fierce to chase me for several kilometers and not stop.

"Fart, no ambition, I tell you, you have to be ambitious, and so is being a troubled boy. , if you want to eat, you will eat big tea and rice, if you want to sleep, you will sleep with a star sister, if you want to receive, you will receive a big earhole (usury)......" The old man patted me on the shoulder and taught the juniors in a tone from a passer-by.

Big tea and rice, big earholes, this seems to be Cantonese accent, northerners say bastards, only Guangdong says hooligans are old boys.

"It's been decades, and you're the first person to dare to come and collect money from me." The old man's eyes were deep, and he stroked his beard full of embarrassment: "I think back then, no one in the whole WZ had the courage to ask me for a dime." "If it weren't for the hideous scar twitching from time to time, it would really be a bit of a philosopher's meaning.

I hurriedly explained: "Uncle, you misunderstood, I'm not ......" "Alas......" Before the words were finished, the old man with the scar shook off my hand, and then before I could speak, he patted me on the shoulder again: "Young man, I am optimistic about you, your legs and feet are sharp, you have strength, and "slashing people" is definitely a problem." If you dare to collect money from me, it means that you have the courage to have a future. If you are interested, come to my house to find me, mix with my son, you legs and feet, it is a waste not to be in the underworld. ”

The old man is not only domineering, but also a chatterbox, and he has no part in my speech. I finally listened to him finish, and I was ready to explain. With a "snap", the uncle quickly stuffed a few red bulls into my hand

"If there is trouble in the future, although I report Lao Tzu's "stomping" (name), Lao Tzu's name is Hou Tianba. As he said this, the old man with Scar had already turned around and walked away, leaving me with a very dashing back.

I was left alone, holding a few "Red Bulls" in my hand, speechless in the wind, crying, and laughing.

This Hou Tianba is also very cute.

Whatever you say, the money is there. The arduous process made me fully realize that begging is also a job, and its danger and difficulty are no less than those ...... special forces.

I suddenly had a good idea, begging, what a difficult thing, I can't make money, but money can turn money, not to mention that the streets are full of greedy people.

As soon as I said to do it, I immediately found a sign, squatted directly in the middle of the market, and put up a sign that read: "The crazy old man at home loves one-dime and two-cent banknotes, and he can't eat or sleep at night for the sake of the coin." In order to fulfill the dream in the uncle's heart, he specially sold 100 yuan of Big Red Bull and 70 pieces of loose coins for a ...... of Big Red Bull"

The crazy old man at home, the prototype of this character is naturally a confused egg, and he goes crazy from time to time, and he is the only one with such an image of five words. Anyway, the fool said, I'm only responsible for begging for money, as for how I got it, that's my business, the process is not important, the important thing is the result.

There is no shortage of greedy and cheap people in this world, of course, there is no shortage of cautious people, but under my tear-jerking acting skills, many people soon believed me and went home to collect a dime or two of loose money, including even a penny or two of the Republic of China. The loose money that I didn't get for most of the morning was dramatically collected in less than ten minutes of selling, thanks to the old man with scar, Hou Tianba, otherwise this money-for-money transaction really couldn't be done.

Back at Xiaoping's house, her house has completely changed, it has become a mourning hall that looks like doing white things, the outside of the house is covered with white silk, and Xiaoping's forehead also carries a filial piety cloth. In the house, there is a purple pagoda, a golden boy and a jade girl.

There was a corpse lying on the bed, I thought it was Li Fei, but when I walked in, it was a paper man. There is a mahogany plaque around the neck of the paper man, on which is a person's birthday.

I kind of understand what the fool is going to do......

"There is no ...... to get the money back" At this moment, the confused man walked out of the house.

"Now, I've got it back......" I shoved the sack into his hand, "Don't worry, there's definitely a lot more." ”

"What's behind you?" The confused man suddenly pointed to the wooden sign I was carrying behind my back, staring at the words exposed on it word by word: "Crazy old man......"

Frightened, I quickly grabbed the plank and threw it out of the door with a snap and threw it in half with my knee.

"Don't care about those details, just get the money back, it's just ......," I smiled in a cold sweat.

"But your money is useless, it's in exchange, not begging. There is no sympathy of the people, it is not a hundred family money, and there is no merit and goodwill. "God nose, if you smell it, you can smell that my money is exchanged.

"Then what should I do, I have to beg again." I was immediately depressed, kicked by the fat woman, chased and killed by the old man of the underworld, and the result was in vain for most of the morning.

The confused man shook his head: "That's not necessary, I have already gone to the nearest temple and got two altars of incense burner ashes, the ashes of the incense burner are leftover from the merit incense, and there is also residual merit on it." Your money is useless......" he said, throwing the whole money bag at random.

My eyes were red, and a sense of depression rose from the soles of my feet to the top of my head, and it was almost smoking. Saying that it was too late, I rushed over and grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up: "I'm cǎo your uncle, don't you play monkey, don't you say it early if you have incense burner ashes, I want Lao Tzu to be a beggar." ”

"Let go" is very concise.

"Don't let go" and I'm very resolute.

"Oh......" The attitude of the confused person is very casual, and he likes to let go of you, but in this casual tone, I suddenly feel bad.

The hunch was right, not long after appearing in my heart, my back suddenly felt a gust of wind, and when I looked down, the little fat paper appeared between me and the confused man, and my fists crackled. In the midst of the laughter, the lotus root's seemingly calf kicked at me.

"Whoop ......" is another flirtatious leg