Chapter Seventy-One: Conversion to Jesus Daddy
"Well, what" Where has Tang Feng experienced this kind of "public trial" situation before, he didn't know what words to knock after knocking three words, seeing that a group of very familiar friends, one by two, were waiting for him to speak, Tang Feng was really a little uncomfortable.
"Forget it, don't let the madman type, let's change the voice, Kang Fatty, you go open the room, send the room number and password to the group, and the big guy goes to the voice room to listen to the madman tell us a story!" Diamond slag Shi Leqing was worthy of being Tang Feng's sworn friend back then, knowing that Tang Feng didn't know where to start at this time, he immediately put forward such a suggestion.
Not to mention, using voice chat is more suitable for today's situation, after all, Tang Feng disappeared for three months at once, and everyone knows about the mining disaster in Australia in September, so everyone is worried about Tang Feng.
In the face of such a thoughtful suggestion, Tang Feng couldn't help but give Xeroqing 95,598 likes in his heart.
Kang Fatzi's speed definitely does not match his figure, it hasn't been a minute here, and the room number and password of the voice room over there have been sent, so a group of people seem to have seen the weasel's hen and chicks, "Hula" immediately walked away, leaving Tang Feng alone and reluctantly typed a line of words: "You group of livestock, can you tell Lao Tzu that voice channel?" Lao Tzu is now in Australia, and if you want voice chat, you have to have relevant software."
However, Tang Feng waited for less than twenty seconds, and the fat man Kang came up and took a look, leaving a line of words, and then flashed.
"Damn, I know that the crazy guy doesn't know which voice channel it is, but I'm prepared! Crazy, here's the link, go down by yourself, hurry up, brothers and sisters are waiting for you. ”
When Tang Feng finished installing the software and entered the voice room, the sound coming from the headset made Tang Feng think that he had entered a supermarket, and the singing, talking, noisy, and bickering inside became a pot of porridge.
However, as soon as Tang Feng's avatar lit up, the voice room that was still very noisy just now immediately quieted down, and as soon as Tang Feng coughed and cleared his throat, he heard a familiar voice sound, "What, a priori the right body, the king of heaven and the tiger."
"Shhhhhh
Tang Feng couldn't help laughing and scolding: "You dead fat man, what else would you do besides the Heavenly King and the Earth Tiger?" ”
Kang Fatzi screamed in surprise, "Short oil scum, it's really a Tang madman, I remember this voice, paralyzed, more clearly than Huaxia's good voice!" ”
A female voice also screamed, "Dwarf oil scumber, you dead madman didn't die, we have been worried about you for a long time, numb, summon the process of your disappearance one by one, if there is fiction, beware of brothers and sisters going to the house at night!" ”
A series of voices made Tang Feng have to take off the headset, but he was quite happy and moved in his heart, he used to laugh and play with these classmates in the group, and he really didn't feel anything, but once he hadn't seen each other for nearly three months, now he really feels much more cordial when he meets.
When the voice room gradually quieted down, Tang Feng put on the headset and said: "I know that my brothers and sisters miss me and hang on me, it's all my fault, I shouldn't have stopped logging in to Penguin for so long, but I really can't help it."
Before Tang Feng's words were finished, Shi Leqing's girl asked sharply: "Crazy, could it be that you really caught up with that mining disaster?" ”
Before Tang Feng could answer, Zhao Zheng spoke again: "We have all read the report, and portals such as Sohu, Groom, and Penguin have reported it, but I don't know if CCTV has reported it." Anyway, the big guys all went straight to Australia The mining disaster that happened in September was very serious, seven dead and one seriously injured, and his sister was miserable."
Fat Kang interjected and asked, "I said crazy, wouldn't you be the seriously injured person who died in the big life, otherwise you haven't been on a penguin for so long?" I can't get through to you, and these guys are terrified. ”
"Yes, madman, talk about it, talk about it"
Tang Feng only felt that his eyes were hot for a while, and his nose was a little blocked, so he coaxed his nose and said: "Thank you for your concern, in fact, the big guy guessed right, I am the survivor of the mining disaster, and I am the only survivor."
Tang Feng took a sip of coffee and began to tell the story of what happened that day in the voice room, saying that the critical moment would cause a group of women to whisper exclamations, and of course, it would also make a group of animals feel a lot of emotion.
This lecture lasted for half an hour, and of course, the magical star core Tang Feng would not be brain-dead to speak.
"Damn, madman, listen to what you say, when you return to China, you have to come to Yanjing for a trip, I will take you to the Bada to worship the Bodhisattva, your life is really hard enough!" Fat Kang said in a deep tone.
Shi Leqing said dissatisfiedly: "Fat Kang, I have to go to Yanjing to worship the Bodhisattva for Mao, there is a great god squatting in our Lu Province, and we people in Lu Province worship that great god for everything." That's Grandma Taishan, madman, when you return to China, I will accompany you to the Bixia Yuanjun Temple on the top of the Jade Emperor Let's go to worship Grandma Taishan and ask her old man to bless her! ”
Shi Leqing, like Tang Feng, is from Lu Province, and the city where the two live is next to each other, so when they go to school during the holidays, the two of them have always walked together.
Zhao Zheng has always been against Shi Leqing, and as soon as Shi Leqing finished speaking, Zhao Zheng said over there: "I said that none of you should fight, madman, come to our Zhejiang Province, I will accompany you to Putuo Mountain, where Guanyin Niangniang is enshrined, and Traine!" Eh, I said crazy, we've all talked so much, when are you going to come back? ”
Tang Feng grinned and said, "Thank you for your kindness, if there are no accidents, I plan to return to China after New Year's Day." What, buddy has been abroad for more than two years, and now he doesn't believe in Bodhisattvas, and now he has converted to Jesus Daddy."
"Damn, really? Where can I believe the god of foreign devils, I said buddy, you can change it back."
"Yes, where is Jesus as powerful as our Guanyin Master?"
"And Grandma Taishan, anyway, I believe in Grandma Taishan, crazy, change back immediately, you are not allowed to believe in those messy immortals!"
Tang Feng realized that his words seemed to have stabbed a hornet's nest, and the room that was quite quiet just now suddenly turned into a vegetable market again.
Coughing twice, Tang Feng said loudly: "What, is my fault good?" I was just talking about playing! In fact, it doesn't matter what you believe or not, you know that I didn't believe anything before, isn't this also a great calamity? I'm fine now, and my body is fully recovered, no, my buddy is now playing a road trip in Australia, and I've been driving more than 2,000 kilometers, and there's nothing going on, and now I'm eating a lot of food, sleeping next to the pillow, and sleeping until dawn. Hey, by the way, I also took a lot of photos here, and I'll send them to the group when I turn around, so let's enjoy them! ”