Chapter 70: The Secret Whisper of the Joint
"STOP! Die to the shop! Why have I offended you? Do you deserve such hatred for your buddies? Tang Feng crackled and typed a string of words.
As a result, as soon as the string of words was issued, a group of animals and women complained.
One of the words of the penguin, whose name is "Heavy Slag", immediately attracted the attention of the animals and women. The heavy slag guy said this: "Don't make any noise, big guy, I don't know if this guy who suddenly appeared is a Tang maniac, the ghost knows if he is really a Tang maniac, maybe this guy is a number thief!" ”
The members of the group where Tang Feng is located are all Tang Feng's classmates at the University of Geology, and the majors of the big guys are related to geological exploration and mineral resources, so when this group was established, the group leader, that is, this "heavy slag", gave this group the name of "Olympic Mine". Because Tang Feng was level 08, and that year it was just in time for the Yanjing Olympics, and the big guys basically dealt with the mines and pits after graduation, so the heavy slag gave the group such a name.
Of course, Tang Feng, this guy with heavy slag, knows his true identity, this guy is the good brother who slept with Tang Feng in the bunk bed back then - Kang Jian and Kang Fat. Because this guy's weight was almost 300 pounds, at that time, among the tens of thousands of students in the entire University of Geosciences, this guy's weight was the undisputed top spot, so the big guy affectionately gave him the nickname "Kang Fatty", of course, such as "Master Kong", "Cheap. people". This guy also carries a lot on the top of his head.
As soon as the words of the heavy slag Kang Fat Man said this, the idle sore cattle and the more idle women in the group shouted to verify the identity of the "wandering slag".
"Wandering slag" is Tang Feng's name in this group, because the group name of this group is "Olympic Mine", so most of the members in the group have "slag" as a suffix after their names.
"Let this guy tell me about the origin of this group!" This is "diamond slag", this guy is the administrator of the group, and his identity is really a big beauty with a personality like a boy and a big girl who is easy to fight, and she is one of Tang Feng's best friends in college, and her real name is Shi Leqing.
This proposal of diamond slag was just one of the many proposals that asked Tang Feng to verify his identity, and under the line of words typed by diamond slag, many kinds of unbelievable proposals poured out in an instant.
"Let this guy tell me what the purpose of our group is" is a more reliable proposal.
"Let this guy tell me how many animals and how many women there are in our group" This is a proposal purely for soy sauce. His sister doesn't know that the prefix of the group name has the word "male" or "female" indicating gender, just count it. But then again, the name of the group of guys who proposed this method is "slag that is difficult to distinguish between male and female", this guy's name is Shen Xingxing (book friend 'Shen Xingxing' friendship cameo, without your consent, don't blame), in college and Tang Feng are in the same class, and the relationship with Kang Fat and Tang Feng is very iron, it seems that the prefix of this guy is written "not male or female"
"Let this guy tell me who our group leader has a crush on" This sister's proposal is purely mischievous.
"Let this guy talk about the measurements and height and weight of the diamond slag" It was "Ben 3 copper slag" who said this, and this guy was purely looking for a pump.
Sure enough, after seeing this proposal, the female man Shi Leqing immediately sent out a picture, which was a photo of a young man with half of his butt exposed next to the swimming pool.
It turned out that this "Ben 3 copper slag" was also a sworn friend of Tang Feng's bedroom, his name was Zhao Zheng, and he liked to work against Shi Leqing, but once the big guy went to the pool to swim, and he didn't know how, the trouser belt on Zhao Zheng's swimming trunks was broken, Zhao Zheng didn't know at the time, this guy was choked by Tang Feng and Ye Tianlong in the water, and then prepared to go to the pool to avoid Tang Feng's water attack, holding down the shore of the pool with both hands, and slammed up, but the person went up, but the swimming trunks fell directly. And this scene was captured by Shi Leqing, who was not far away and did not go into the water to play with his mobile phone, and since then this photo has become a shame for Zhao Zheng
Now Zhao Zheng is so good that he doesn't want to die, he has to talk about Shi Leqing's measurements, isn't this looking for death?
Sure enough, the fierce Shi Leqing, who didn't need to be explained, immediately sacrificed a big killing weapon, and with just one move, he knocked Zhao Zheng, a Ben 3 copper slag, back to the 486 era
The small episode made the big guy choke enough, and Tang Feng, who was staring at the screen, squirted out directly with a sip of coffee.
"Damn, it's been more than two years, and these two are still so coke," Tang Feng said with a laugh, while hurriedly wiping the squirted coffee clean.
However, this small episode did not interrupt everyone's identification of Tang Feng's true identity, and after proposing an identification method one after another, in the end, it was the group of "heavy slag" who sacrificed a big killing weapon.
"The big guys are shining, let my brother and I try this guy's bottom!"
The leader of the group came out, a top two. The big guy immediately dodged out of the way, making room for heavy slag and stray slag.
Sure enough, the first sentence that this guy Kang Fatzi typed made Tang Feng spray again.
"Heavenly King Covers the Tiger!"
"Pagoda Town River Demon!" Tang Feng, who was thousands of miles away, laughed and knocked down these words.
"Blushing what?"
"!"
"Why is it yellow again?"
"It's done!"
As soon as these few words came out, the group was silent for a moment, and then, as if a volcano erupted, lines of words suddenly gushed out.
"Short oil, what a madman"
", the thief can't connect to the joint secret language of the fat man, this thing is a madman, the identification is complete!"
"You dead madman, why did it take so long to show up, I don't know how worried the old lady is about you?"
"Dogs. The Tang madman of the day, if there is a kind of you don't go back to China, otherwise you will see you once! ”
The dense words seemed to be swiping the screen, and the original diving and stealth guys also came out of their heads at this moment, and for a while, the whole group was crying wolves and wolves, and there was a miasma of smoke.
In the end, it still depends on the group leader of the heavy fat man, this guy typed a few words in the largest red font - shut up the sister and let the madman say it himself!
Kang Fatzi's prestige in the group is still not low, mainly because this guy is usually very good, don't look at people who are fat, he looks simple, but this guy really doesn't say anything to his classmates. Kang Fatzi is not to mention that he is righteous, his family conditions are also very good, and his old man is the second-in-command of the Ministry of Land and Resources in China. And many of Kang Fatzi's family are in business, so Kang Fatzi never lacked money to spend during college, and never cared about how to spend money.
At that time, when Tang Feng's family had an accident, Kang Fatzi still wanted to lend Tang Feng money, but Tang Feng, who had a little strange temper, did not accept it, but went to the United States to work. In the past two years, every time there is a class reunion, as long as it is a party in Yanjing, it is handled by Kang Fatzi, so this guy's popularity in the group is very good.
Now that Fat Kang has spoken, the big guy immediately stopped speaking and waited for Tang Feng to explain himself