"God, God, God!" Zeus, the king of heaven, called out to God repeatedly, is it really a problem about these questions?

"Did you run into any big problems?" God woke up from his dozing and heard the king cry in a hurry, fearing that something big had happened.

"It's not big or small, but it's really a question worth considering." Zeus, the king of heaven, scratched his head and said, it seems that he regrets a little, regrets that he shouldn't wake up God, as long as he calms down and thinks about it, this is really not a problem.

The wind is so strong, the rain is so heavy. Eris was flying in the middle of the sky, she was looking for Helius, just like the world's satellites and radars were looking for the missing plane for more than 10 days without news, if the wreckage of the plane was seen in a certain sea area, needless to say, it was all dead. If you don't see it, you may still be on a desert island, and of course life is unknown. Guess it may have been an enemy plane that was shot down into the deep sea by mistake. It is said that the plane has broken down and wants to turn it back...... The ground saw that the signal could not be returned, and it took five hours to deal with it by mistake when the enemy plane entered the sea, or on the shore, as a military secret! And then it will be announced......

The sun god Helius was sentenced to Eris as a son, and the merciful God said: What the hell can I do, this Eris is really too ugly, since the sun god does not want to be a husband, let him be Eris's son, let them get used to being together, and let them go to the future development.

God's intention is very obvious, it is equivalent to raising a wild cat or some kind of bird, and after catching it, you should keep it in a cage for a while, and then release it when you have been instructed to keep it. There is really no way to fly away, and you can only keep it in a cage for a while, and you can't get the owner to die and the death of the wild birds and wild cats is unjust.

"My son! ...... "Eris was so ugly when he was young that he didn't get married, and when he reached the age of a handful, he picked up a death criminal, which was originally used to be a husband, but this death row was rather than death, and it was only Eris's wishful thinking to be a son."

After the sun god was sentenced by God to Eris to be his son, his every move really went back to his childhood. It's a nightclub or a bar. It's either a dance hall or a game store (referring to an Internet café or something.) ）。 shouting Helius in the streets and alleys all day long, shouting the sun god all day long, living the same as Lu Xun's sister-in-law in the past. I finally got a son, and I was eaten by wolves, and I made myself half-crazy and half-stupid to shout my son's name all day long......

"Where are you, my son? Helius, where are you? Sun God. Where are you? ...... "Eris was born without the attention of his mother, and he was born with a bad look, and he was an abandoned baby. When she grew up a little, she was still not good-looking, and she became an abandoned girl again. Can she be said to be an abandoned woman in middle age? Picking up a death row prisoner as a son, can it be said that she has become an abandoned mother?

Anyway, the world is very realistic, and so is God, and it is pitiful that life is miserable to become a god. That's how Eris is.

Eris almost cried out and was dumbfounded, but she still saw the sun god under a small tree. It may be that God has cast some ghost spell, and now Eris sees the sun god when he first found him lying under a tree. The sun god was still a man, and the closer he got, the smaller he became, until he got closer, and the sun god was so small that he was a baby. If the sun god hadn't grown smaller under Eris's nose, Eris would never have been found. It's like when we see a tiger on the African savannah, when we get closer, we look like a dog, when we get closer, we see a cat, and when we get closer, we become a mouse. If it was a mouse from the beginning, the ghost could see it?

Eris floated in the sky, to a distance of more than ten meters from the sun god. It was seen directly that the sun god was a naked man. Eris was happy in his heart, like a lazy man walking on the beach, and suddenly saw a large piece of "ambergris" from a distance of more than ten meters. The sperm whale swallowed the giant squid in one gulp. But can't digest the squid's parrot beak. At this time, the end of the large intestine or the beginning of the rectum of the sperm whale is stimulated, causing lesions and producing a gray or slightly black discharge, which gradually forms a viscous dark substance in the small intestine, which is lumpy and weighs 100-1000 grams, and has been 420 kilograms. Its maximum diameter is 165 centimeters, and this substance is called "ambergris". It is stored inside the colon and rectum. When it was just taken out, the smell was unpleasant, and the sperm whale was gradually fragrant after a period of time, which was better than "musk". Ambergris contains 25% ambergris, which is the raw material of precious spices and the best substance to keep perfumes fragrant, and is used as a fixative for perfumes. At the same time, it is also a valuable traditional Chinese medicine, which has the effects of dissolving phlegm, dispersing knots, benefiting qi and invigorating blood. But it is not often, occasionally get a piece weighing 50~100 kilograms, it will be priceless, and the sperm whale is named after it. As a result, they are often hunted and are now scarce in numbers and listed in the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora. I wrote this short paragraph because I saw an idler from another country walking on the beach and picked up this thing on the Internet, and some netizens said, it's good that this B cub is a foreigner, otherwise! I also wrote here to bring a little knowledge to the reader. Hundreds of thousands of words and millions of words, why can't you give readers a little extraterritorial knowledge? What is the name of the book's own golden house? ）。

"My baby ......" Eris thought of not having to guess, not to say that Eris is not good-looking, that is, to change a woman who can still be said to be a good-looking woman, in front of the beautiful man at the level of the sun god world, do you dare not love it? Definitely. If I were a woman, I would too, say no, tell this lie to the devil, will the ghost believe it? Otherwise, what is a beautiful man?

God only saw Eris clearly for a second or two, like a close-up of a movie shot. God may have thought of seducing Eris with this one shot, so that she would be willing to pay for the sun god as a mother in the future.

When Eris approached five meters from the sun, the sun god returned to being only half a man. If it were to be set like this, Eris would have laughed half to death as well. Why? Do you still need to ask, it is used on men's heads to call the old cow to eat tender grass. Isn't it true that the old Eris horse can't eat the tender grass? Definitely.

Five meters closer Eris found that there was a supreme magic at work, she wanted to seize this last second, from the sky to open her hands and pounce on the sun god's all-light body, as long as the cover is quickly locked, the original form of the sun god will be locked, just like we are using a computer, as long as we quickly save the file to QQ, after this second you will take the computer and throw it into the deep sea, we go to the Internet café can also see our original text in QQ. That's what Eris thought, and that's what ancient computers -- magic.

It's a pity that Eris just clicked on copying, and when he was opening and pasting, a large wall tile fell from the roof and shattered the computer, and the news of lovers was a huge amount of information in the world.

When Eris is two meters away from the Sun God, the Sun God's body has returned to his infant stage. If it's a human, of course you can't stop the car, and directly crush the sun god into a pulp by a fierce woman of yours. But people are gods, and it is clear that they have returned to the baby, is it useful for you to press it again? Unless you want to die.

There are drivers in the world who accidentally knock people down, and they will think that it is better to kill if they are injured, thinking that they don't know how much money they will use if they are injured, and they will be counted once they die.

Although Eris is an ugly girl, they still use a sharp turn to save the fate of the sun god back to his infancy.

Eris held the baby of the sun god in his arms, and at first he was smiling, but when he saw Eris's face, he burst into tears. Eris forgot his face for a moment, and thought that the little sun god was hungry, so he untied his ambition. The two great ambitions really look like great ambitions, so black that they are like mulberry fruits falling to the ground.

Our little sun god saw this Naitou, which was 10,000 times blacker than Niu B, and was so angry that he grabbed and beat with both hands. It was only then that Eris came to his senses, but he was afraid that God did not give the sun god the water of forgetfulness, and although he returned to the baby, it was also a fake check, and he would never receive the money.

The more Eris thought about it, the more sad he became, thinking that God had given him a good job, and he must make some achievements in this job, so that the ugliness of his life would be reflected. It turned out that he jumped into the fire pit from the oil pot, and his life was destined to be difficult.

But our Eris didn't think of giving up the little sun god, she thought of carrying the little sun god to find Athena and Venus, as well as Hera and Niangniang, and she couldn't let the little sun god starve to death like this. She carried the little sun god on her back and returned to the divine realm from the human world day and night. Because when the sun god heard that God had condemned him to Eli as a cub, he ran away in anger in the hope that Eris would not find him.

However, God is also a bastard goods, and he didn't give the sun god the water of forgetfulness to drink, aren't you a pit man? But God still honored the general law of man, and slowly returned the sun god to his infancy, just as man's degradation takes a process from good to bad.

The sun god sensed God's move and had to rush to the hospital four steps before he was given antivenom, just as he knew that he had been bitten by a five-step snake. He flew almost straight to the human world, until the alarm signal sounded on his body, and he quickly found a small tree and stopped.

In a sense, God still respects human nature, and he did not give the sun god the water of forgetfulness, not because he forgot, but because he considered that there should be some men in the world whose nature is harder than steel. In death and ugliness, in beauty and heroes, if they all come to put life first, heroes are not heroes, and beauty is not beauty. What will the world look like? (To be continued.) )