"Your Excellency, I haven't spoken for a long time. I've thought about it for a long time, maybe I'm afraid that Cupid shot an arrow, didn't you say it before, but I am afraid that he shot a lead arrow at the body of Helius Sun God, and made him hate me so much, not out of the Sun God's original intention. "Eris saw that something was wrong, and out of helplessness, he had to think of a way to give the sun god a step, what can be done?

Eris, there is really no way, I really shed a lot of tears and endured a lot of pain because I want to marry the sun god. Who said no, cut your face and dig your legs, and half of the whole ghost is left, and every day you let a piece of meat hang on your mouth, it's disgusting to think about it.

When Eris first heard that she was going to be sent to South Korea for plastic surgery, she was smiling and happy, and her heart was really like a carnival. Who said no, because he had fallen into the ranks of leftover women, and he was a woman who was ugly in the world, and suddenly the sun god Helius committed a capital crime, which was caused by lust, so the gods decided to use ugly women as a way to punish beautiful men, which naturally fell into the name of Eris.

Do you still need to compare ugly women? It is none other than Eris who has to be the first. This validates the saying that anything is possible. Poor Eris was laughing from ear to ear in his dreams, the ugly woman in the world was matched with a beautiful man in the world, this is a good thing that the eight-backed son could not dream of, how can it not make Eris happy and sleepless all night?

However, at this time, Eris saw that it was a beautiful man who was dying, like a small cricket that was clutched too hard in his hand, and he didn't let go of his hand quickly and let it slowly walk into the grass, afraid that he would die in the palm of his hand.

Yes, before that, Eris was not only very ugly in appearance, but also very ugly in heart. That's because she always liked to think of herself as a broken jar before, anyway, she is a very ugly person, no matter how good she is to the world, it is in vain, who will love herself blindly? It's a kind of decadence, or it's a negative attitude.

The more Eris thought about it, the sadder she became. He loved and hated the sun god Helius. But as far as Helius's toughness, Eris still has a sense of admiration, she doesn't blame the sun god for not marrying her, she only hates herself for being ugly. Back in Eris's adolescence. Mother also introduced Eris to the opposite, because of his ugliness, even better men don't look down on him. In the end, her mother introduced her to the same ugly man, but Eris was ten thousand times stronger than the sun god and refused to agree. I cried all day long and asked my mother to return it.

Eris burst into tears in contemplation. Bao Zheng also taught himself the art of mind reading, because this thing can only be learned by himself, which belongs to the crooked and evil way, and is a discipline that does not enter the right stream. Bao Zheng has been observing Eris's contemplation with mind reading, and found out that Eris has a lot of things to say in his heart, but if no one stands up to encourage her, or if it also tastes like a provocation, these words will always rot in his heart, and become the story of a person who is scared to death in a nightmare. People are scared to death in nightmares, can she still tell the story of what she dreamed in nightmares that scared her to death? Definitely.

Why is encouragement sometimes called instigation? If you're a fool. I encourage you to do what your wisdom can't achieve, is this an instigation or an encouragement? Your parents want you to herd the sheep every day, and you want to herd the horses every day, and then your neighbor comes and encourages you to go and herd the horses every day, because the horses are much harder to herd than the sheep, and finally the horses are gone. Do you think what this neighbor said was encouraging or instigating? The countrymen call this a burning fire.

"Eris, I see that you have a lot of things to say in your heart, you can say what you want, sometimes people are very sad and shed tears when they can't relieve the pain in their hearts. Sometimes, I will be sick. If you want to, you can also feel free to say it out loud, as long as it eases the resentment in your heart.

Don't be afraid of this or that, like walking down the street. Because I can't see the latrine, I always suffocate people half to death. The solution to this problem is to eat porridge for breakfast among the city's leaders, and then let them go shopping on the street for a morning, so that they can also taste the taste of holding and urine on the street. When Bao Zheng spoke, his consciousness flowed, and the problems that he needed to solve elsewhere at the moment also flowed out of his consciousness.

Zeus, the king of heaven, heard this more clearly than the others. This can't help but make the Heavenly King think that Bao Zheng once boasted that he was from the space seed man. Zeus, the king of heaven, really regarded Bao Zheng's erroneous language coherence as a genius term, and he admired only one sentence in his heart: he is still a space seed person, and his words are tasteful, and he can't say anything from his heart, and he can't say it in his heart, and he can't see the toilet on the street, so that the people on the street will suffocate their urine to death because they are poor and drink porridge for breakfast.

Julius Caesar also felt the same way about Bao Zheng, because Julius Caesar was also a poor person who could only drink porridge for breakfast, and he was suffocated half to death on the street. Even Bao Zheng's colleague Di Renjie admired the outside from his heart, and looked at Bao Zheng with a smile, this is really not a treacherous smile or anything else, because he is facing Bao Zheng calmly. If there is a hint of ridicule or sarcasm in it, he Di Renjie will naturally not be able to escape himself, and he will have a little sense of evasion, and his eyes will naturally betray your bad motives.

"My mother!" Women usually cry with such a sentence, like a main chord used by composers. The woman's crying caused by the grief of her heart is called a crying (beating) mother by the countrymen.

“…… You don't squint when you die, and when you die, you take my hand and say:

'My daughter, when I die, you will suffer all the suffering and torment of the world. Why did you disobey your mother so much at that time? My mother wants you to marry an ugly man, but you don't listen to your mother, and you want to marry a beautiful man every night. If you don't look in the mirror, you can still do it, and treat the mirror used by your mother as an enemy, buy one and smash one, it's you who don't look beautiful and come to blame other people's mirrors, am I crazy, I bought all the mirrors, is it a distortion of your original beauty?

I let you marry a man who is the same ugly because of your ugliness, and spend the rest of your life together, which is much better than raising a cat or a dog.

If you accidentally get along with the other, the things that are born are definitely monsters, people are not cats, cats are not cats. Or if you are not a human or a dog, your mother will hear you being pointed at and scolded in the underworld.

(This line originated from a saying on the Internet that a woman did something stupid with a dog, probably because she was so swollen that she wanted to kill the dog, but the dog was so angry that she bit the owner to death.) The Internet only says that he died accidentally after having sex with his dog. Because the dog's guy will suddenly swell like an onion when he enters, and if you have ever seen a dog play flowers, if the female dog is only a young girl, she will be swollen and screaming in pain, or her body will be so soft that she will lie on the ground. ）’

I cried and told my mother that I still want to marry a more good-looking man, because I am afraid that if I marry a man as ugly as me, the offspring in the future, whether it is like my mother or like my grandfather (father), will be the goods of the people. I'm going to die, my mother! ...... "Eris cried here and stopped, like a song that has finished singing the main lyrics and is about to move on to the sub-lyrics, there must be a long blank period in it, only the tune and no lyrics. It's wonderful to have a fire in winter, when you turn to the chorus or the next stanza, and that blank string time is used to dance.

At this time, Eris just thought of the scene when Fei Shen sang a fire at the Spring Festival Gala one year, and she also started dancing when she changed sections. This is on the fresco of the Church of Istanbul, called the Picture of Eris Weeping. By the painter Michelangelo.

The painter depicts Eris like a dominatrix in the eyes of a Chinese, with a green face and fangs, dressed like a witch. Two hands stretched out to the sky, and ten fingers were like the antenna of the transmitter among the hero's children. is like a female monster in Nezha in Chinese mythology, or some ghost Shen Gazette.

All in all, the painter has a clear view of the ugliness of Eris in the painting.

"My mother! ......"Eris is starting to get into the chorus, that is, he's already going into the exaggeration and descriptive part. A good lyric depends on the brilliance of the chorus's lyrics.

"Helius, Sun God, I don't know whether your strength is a curse or a blessing, you take my ugliness for your discouragement, but you must know that you are guilty of a capital crime. Beauty every night and happy every night, you used to enjoy like a poor man with three meals a day, wine, meat and rice.

Now that you want to marry an ugly woman like me, you think about death, why is that? My wrongdoer, my wrongdoer.

It was the beauty that ruined your future, and now you still have to think about beauty, you are deliberately thinking about the beauty to ruin your life again. The world just knows that we are ugly and ugly, and we don't think about those beautiful women, who are so beautiful that they want men to die, and the more beautiful they are, the better they are to dress up, just like putting a rope around a man's neck, and their own beauty can kill a man, and they also have to apply some flower beauty on their faces, just like pulling the rope around a man's neck to death.

There are also some even more shameless women, who are themselves tall aunts, and they have to be shameless yesterday to steal a little bit of the pitiful limelight from other people's dwarfs, and they still wear high heels. The more beautiful a woman is, the worse her heart. Killing a man is not paying for his life.

The times have always left us ugly women behind, why can't we make a law that beautiful women who have reached a high level can't use cosmetics. Women over 1.6 meters tall cannot wear high heels. Where is justice in the world? (To be continued.) )