Crazy, crazy, this cicada B must be crazy. Otherwise, it is Marx's X, which is too fast, and he walked into the ** person in one step, and this ghost can keep up. Bao Zheng was made to cry and laugh by Hera, especially when he heard Hera say that he was not as good as Di Renjie, and his courage to cut the horse was eaten by the dog. That anger, shame me to death.

This time it's Di Renjie's turn to have fun, it seems that it is still a defense lawyer, as long as he does his best, whether it is a death sentence or a death sentence, 10,000 years or a thousand years, at least he will not offend anyone.

"Your Excellency, my client is begging you to judge her guilt and sentence her, please start sentencing." Di Renjie seems to have poured a little oil on the fire, but there is no way to do it, and the dog will eat this bag of if it changes.

"It's crazy, don't you make a mess, okay? The immortals are all crazy and the immortals, you are still just a ghost, and you will suffer if you follow the immortals crazy. "Bao Zheng is playing Di Renjie's Lai, and this is almost scolding other people's Di Renjie, isn't this revealing other people's Di Renjie's shortcomings? Although he himself is still just a ghost.

"Your Excellency, is it my turn now? Let my shit ass be washed in your clear water river. "Who is going crazy again? Bao Zheng opened his eyes wide and looked at it intently, almost frightened to hide under the table of the public case, the person who claimed to be going to wash his butt in Bao Zheng's Qingshui River was the Heavenly King Zeus.

It's no wonder that Zeus, the king of the people, invited you to reform the divine realm, didn't they just take a fancy to your clear water river to wash their shit butt, and the ghost wanted you to kill the horse and become famous in one fell swoop, which made the gods and ghosts praise.

"Please take it, Your Excellency, my second party is about to play." After Di Renjie finished speaking, he signaled to the Heavenly King Zeus to go to the middle.

Since Zeus, the king of heaven, has dealt with the devils of the East, he has also learned the wisdom of many ghosts, just as the world says that ghosts are smart. Zeus is the favorite for body language, a look or a mouth, in which to understand a meaning, Zeus thinks that this is a very interesting thing, almost a hybrid culture.

Zeus, the king of heaven, walked up to Hera and told her to go down. Her business has already been dealt with.

"What the hell are you going to do, the judge of my case hasn't answered yet, why are you in a hurry." Hera saw that Bao Zheng had not convicted her for a long time, because considering that this would be an empty word for reform. A lie that made Hera so angry that she almost opened her mouth to scold.

Outsiders think that the divine realm is crazy, but in fact, the divine realm is tired of being free because it is already free. It's like a poor ghost who dreams of eating meat every day, which can be compared to the world's yearning for freedom. And those rich people dream of eating cabbage every day. Both sides stand on their own side. Both sides accused the other of being crazy.

The disaster caused by freedom has long been a heart disease that plagued the king Zeus, and the dereliction of duty of the sun god was just a small fuse, but if there was no god who proposed that there was a Bao Zheng in the great empire of the East who had become famous for cutting horses in one fell swoop, and he happened to be invited to be the general adviser of the great reform, and his heart disease of the king Zeus was also incurable.

Zeus, the king of heaven, also thought of it at the beginning, and just passed it, anyway, they were a few gods in front of him, so why bother? Later, the queen mother revealed a little gossip to him, saying that God had dereliction of duty in the sun god, and God had given the king Zeus a demerit. This news is no less than a girl in love hearing that something happened to her boyfriend......

"Please judge hurry up and give a charge, kill if you deserve, and sentence those who deserve to be sentenced. If they can't die, they will be sentenced to dig coal in Xinhua Coal Mine......" This is Di Renjie giving Bao Zheng a hint, which means that they are more or less charged with a crime, just like calling Huazi to come to their door, how much to give a coin, or grab a handful of rice, you can't let people starve Huazi to death, and you have to do everything.

"Parties, please listen, the crime you committed is, using the Eastern Empire as a reference case, the relationship between sister and brother is called the crime of promiscuity (incest). This judge now dissolves you from hereafter. Back to being commensurate with brother and sister. In other words, from now on, your relationship will be that the younger brother will call the elder sister the elder sister. The elder sister calls the younger brother the younger brother. As for eating and sleeping, it is your freedom, as long as it is not too immoral.

Due to the legal principles and rules of the Great Eastern Empire, those who commit crimes will be imprisoned. The party is now sentenced to three years to dig coal in the Xinhua Coal Mine. If there is a feeling that the verdict is unfair, ask the party's defense lawyer to submit a defense of not guilty or a defense of commutation of the crime. After Bao Zheng finished the verdict, he put his eyes on Hera and Di Renjie, does it mean that this is the case?

"Your Excellency, in this case, I do not need my defense lawyer to defend my innocence. Or mitigate the defense. This is good for me to quit playing mahjong, so as not to eat nothing every day is to play ghost mahjong, sometimes all night, together as if I just got off the plane, the whole person is like a leaf, feeling like being blown by the wind.

Tomorrow I will go to Xinhua Coal Mine to dig coal! As she spoke, Hera cried, and she came to the Queen Mother and knelt down: "Sister, old sister...... I, of, life, good, bitter, ah! ……”

"Your Excellency, your sentence is a little too heavy, three years! You say three months is about the same. Niangniang also cried, saying that Bao Zheng's sentence was too heavy.

"I said you two stupid fools are stupid, do you all have to go down to dig coal in the coal mine? What's more, she is a diva and some famous ruffian, saying that she was sentenced to go to Xinhua to dig coal, not the same as Zhumen's wine and meat, and there are frozen bones on the road. is also eating, drinking, and having fun...... "Bao Zheng was so angry that his eyes were about to burst out, and he called the queen and the queen mother stupid.

"Don't cry, Master Bao Zhengbao said, it's just a high-level ruffian hooligan who said that it was a lie to be sentenced to Xinhua to dig coal, not to mention that we are high-level gods. It is estimated that it will only be a little uncomfortable when I first go, and I will get used to it slowly, and I will go to see you every once in a while. The mother said as she wiped her tears for Hera.

"What's the solution, at first I thought it was fun, or just talking, but when I heard that the judge sentenced me to three years of digging coal, I felt a little scared, but then I thought, since everyone has already pronounced the sentence, then take on the role of an example to show the gods, and let people praise my husband, saying that he is more iron-faced and selfless than Lord Bao Zhengbao, and even his sister has to be sentenced to Xinhua to dig coal.

However, I was so scared to think that I would have to cash in tomorrow, a place I had never been to before, and it would definitely scare people to death,...... Mother, you want to come and see me......" Hera completely let go of her diva status, returned to her great childhood, and let go of her throat and cried when she was wronged.

At this time, Zeus, the king of heaven, really couldn't escape, and came over and said: "Sister, you can go, if I am also sentenced to Xinhua to dig coal, I will take care of you, please rest assured!" ”

Di Renjie thought to himself, there might be something wrong with this Cupid, should Cupid be judged first or Zeus, the king of heaven? If they all go to dig coal, will this Heavenly God Realm become a difficult mess? If Zeus, the cicada, also coaxed the judge to sentence him to dig coal for three years, would this divine realm be like the ancient Eastern Empire, where the princes rose up together and competed with each other? When the time comes, will Qin Shi Huang or Li Shimin be invited to be the king, this may not be a good thing.

"Julius Caesar, who should be judged now?" After Di Renjie finished speaking, he looked at Cupid, which was signaling Caesar to take the initiative to say Cupid, because this Cupid was treacherous and could not be let go.

Even the Great Rough Caesar the Great learned to take the move, and he followed Di Renjie's gaze and landed on Cupid's face. Only then did it occur to me that the internal meeting had put Cupid on the list of trials: "Could you please tell me about your magic arrow, which was once used to do mischief?" ”

Julius Caesar also learned some wisdom with the Eastern devils, saying please Cupid. In fact, it was the equivalent of twisting his neck and pushing Cupid to the middle of the judgment hall.

Zeus, the king of heaven, thought that it was time for him to enter the middle of the judgment hall, and when he heard Julius Caesar mention Cupid and talk about Cupid's magic arrow, the unhappiness in his heart was a little bit like to put it on Cupid's body. But I also thought that it might have something to do with Cupid's prank, if it wasn't tried, it would be equivalent to the chickens in the entire chicken coop having bird flu, and they were all thrown out and buried in the middle of the day, and Cupid at this time was a sick chicken hiding in the corner, and not burying it was equivalent to leaving the eternal chicken plague in the future god realm.

Zeus, the king of heaven, has a rich imagination, he sees being judged as washing and ass in the Qingshui River, and whoever judges first is regarded as getting on the bus, and puts himself in the ranks of men, and sees Cupid as a child or a pregnant woman and an old man, even though it is the last shift, he is not afraid to stand until night, and he will sit on the first shift tomorrow.

"I think it's my turn to be tried, and when I hear Julius Caesar say Cupid, then I'll have to wait until Cupid is over. It's really rare these years, and they are all in the Qingshui River to wash their shit buttocks, and the sky is also good. ”

Zeus, the king of heaven, once watched the iron man Wang Jinxi, there is a movie in which he is a drilling team leader, when dealing with a drilling problem, he personally took the lead in jumping into the well and stirring the cement floating on the water to make it sink down quickly, this scene touched thousands of earthlings.

(Dog yesterday, this sentence wrote me to tears.) ）

Thinking of this, the king Zeus also has the taste of wanting to be an iron man Wang Jingxi, although it costs a lot to be a good person at the world level, but considering that the life of a god is eternal, good or bad depends on his determination at this time. Now that he is the supreme god, he can wash his shit butt by borrowing Lord Bao Zhengbao's clear water river, won't he be able to keep his name forever? (To be continued.) )