"My Judge, please, I am already seated in the seat where he is being judged, and is waiting for your Judge's prompt, that is, to tell him where to start. ...... "This is Di Renjie guiding Bao Zheng, asking Bao Zheng to say what to ask Cupid to say first, or ask him about the origin of his arrows, etc.

"Cupid, let me ask you, where did your bow and arrow come from?" Bao Zheng was inspired by Di Renjie, and he really didn't know what to ask, because this is all old accounts, and of course it is a question of how to start.

"Back to Your Excellency, my bow and arrow were there before my understanding, so I don't know where my bow and arrow came from, that's it, Your Honor." Cupid, who usually likes to be a hanger, sat on the seat of judgment at this time, and began to be afraid in his heart, because although he was a member of the Zeus faction, he was a victim of no way in the wave of reform, but there was also a feeling that the impassioned spiritual thought of "I don't go to hell who will go to hell" pressed his head. He thought that neither the King of Heaven nor the Queen of Heaven wanted to escape this great reform of the Divine Realm, so why did we feel ashamed and painful? It's just that I don't know which one I have committed? Although I remember some mistakes I once made, if I get my head off, who is my protector? Hera would be dead, because now she's a pair of pants herself. Is it the Queen Mother?

"You don't know where your arrow came from, but won't your parents tell you where it came from? Definitely. Bao Zheng is a bit of a dog's eye, and he used to speak softly when trying Hera, for fear of scaring the queen of heaven, although he dissolved the husband and wife relationship between Hera and Zeus on the spot, but also thought that she was the sister of Zeus, the king of heaven, and this alone made Bao Zheng, the judge, a headache.

At this time, Di Renjie hurriedly walked to the side of the Heavenly King Zeus and asked the Heavenly King Zeus: "Please tell me, does my client really not know the origin of his bow and arrows?" ”

"I really don't know this, there are such ghosts in the world, I have a daughter, she was born with her own weapons and armor. If anyone asks. She couldn't answer either, it was true. "Zeus, the king of heaven, is a god who never intended to harm anyone.

"Please ask the judge another question, my client really doesn't know where the weapon in his possession came from. I asked his boss specifically about this. ......" Di Renjie was prompting Bao Zheng again, and began to ask how many people his pranks had harmed.

"How many people have you killed with the arrows in your hands? You tell me all about it. Bao Zheng asked Cupid with the power of a judge.

"When I was very young, I shot Apollo once, because he was also a famous archer. At first, no one in the world knew that my arrows would be so magical, and Apollo didn't know, he said that my arrows were not as good as his. Then one day I saw him bathing in the river. I also have a beautiful sister by my side, and I mean a sister in society and not my own sibling.

I hated him for saying that my arrows were not as good as his, so I secretly shot a golden arrow at him, and then a lead arrow at the sister he was carrying. Because those who have been hit by the golden arrow will love like crazy, thinking about it day and night...... And those who are hit by lead arrows will hate each other, and although they have already begun to fall in love, they will also immediately have a sense of disgust. Later, this sister he liked turned into a tree by herself without a ......"

"Is that all?" Bao Zheng said: "If you don't confess and be lenient, then let the masses report and report to see if you have honestly confessed." ”

"Brother. You've hurt me. Who is the one who says this? The entire hall of the Inquisition was amazed, it was Julius Caesar.

"As the defense lawyer of the client, may I ask you, Julius Caesar, what arrow did my client shoot at you? Is it a gold arrow or a lead arrow? Di Renjie took the call, and he also refuted the whistleblower or the whistleblower on behalf of the party.

"No, lawyer, because he didn't, this is a harm to me." Caesar the Great said.

"Dude, this doesn't seem to be logical, since no one has shot you with any arrows. On what basis do you say that people have harmed you? Again, please elaborate on it, and let me wait for all ears to listen. Di Renjie's words meant to mobilize everyone present to testify for the parties, and if Julius Caesar could not say the real reason, then the report would be invalid.

"I also ask all the friends here to listen attentively. I'm going to have to make some analogies, or logic, or something like that, otherwise it's really not clear.

Let's assume that he Cupid is the president of the World Bank, and that every arrow he shoots is a living asset, even if it is a gold arrow or a lead arrow, he can always live on it. And those of us who didn't even get his lead arrows. Since there has been no love and no hate, if Cupid is a natural public official, he should not have any partiality, and we have to be fair to his own duties, because we are not destined to be born without love and hate. ......" When Julius Caesar had said this, he looked at all those present, and all those present looked at him with wide eyes, which meant that this guy was speaking in a reasonable way.

Eris was even more fond of hearing this, and she was thinking exactly the same as Julius Caesar. Before this, Eris always thought that he was ugly, and he only blamed his mother for being single, but now he heard that Julius Caesar was reporting Cupid for being a god with partiality, or also playing pranks, and he also understood that he was harmed by Cupid.

"On behalf of my client, I ask Your Excellency, is Julius Caesar's report valid? If so, the judge is also requested to give a more reasonable and detailed explanation. Di Renjie said.

"I'll have to ask Cupid first. Cupid, is your magic arrow specifically designed to shoot men and women in love? If you don't get shot, will you be single? Is that true? Judge Bao Zheng asked Cupid.

"Judge Hui, that's true." Cupid replied honestly.

"Then why don't you on them?" The judge asked.

"No one took care of me before, because I was also a fairy, and all the immortals lived a free life, and I was free because of my eyes. It was only at this time that Julius Caesar twisted his collar and threw him into the judgment hall that I realized that my work was different from others, and it was directly related to the happiness of many people.

Others are free because their work is leisurely, and it has nothing to do with their social impact, or the social impact is not great. Cupid said truthfully.

"Let me ask you, what is the matter with those who are only in love and not married, or there are some dewy couples, and those who only play in the grass huts on the side of the road?" Bao Zheng said.

"It could have been caused by me being off work and my secretary taking my magic arrows everywhere to play. It's like I didn't manage the official seal properly when I got off work. It was used by my secretary to issue fake invoices everywhere, such as fake driver's licenses. Let those who just know how to drive easily, buy fake licenses with money, and then go to the highway to become professional killers.

It's the same with love. The golden arrows that were not shot by me were all fake, they were all dewy couples, or just playing, that is, they didn't really get a love license. ...... Cupid likened himself to the office director who manages the licensing of cars for examinations. Because his own management is not strict, he went out to be a road killer with a holiday license.

"So what are you going to do now to make up for the road killers who have been released, the so-called dewy couples and the roadside players in the huts. Is it possible to give them a genuinely qualified driver's licence - to become a normal couple? Bao Zheng said.

"Back to the judge, just when I was on trial for this matter, I sent a message in my heart, it was the universe Weibo, and I asked them to open a cupid-chain store. Now they've all replied, and they call it a marriage agency. I guess it will be much better in the future......" Cupid was forced to open a chain store because he was too busy to be alone.

"If you do a good job, you will be sentenced to one year reduced by this article. But you should also admit some other hellish mistakes, anyway, you can be honest......" Bao Zheng once heard someone report the situation, saying that Cupid also went to the countryside to have a relationship between men and women, but Bao Zheng thought that it would be better for Cupid to say it himself, if Cupid didn't say it, then find a way to lure him to say it, or put pressure on him, and then see.

"Back to the judge, I, Cupid, am also a standing and peeing master, since the great reform of the divine realm has begun. As far as Hera is willing to confess her sins, if I still have the slightest concealment of the facts of the crime, I will be ashamed of these two words. If I have forgotten, I hope that my uncles, aunts and sisters who are present will help me report it. I also want to take this opportunity to wash my never-washed shit butt in the Qingshui River of Bao Zhengbao, and raise my head to cool myself from now on. Cupid had always thought that his work was indeed not good, and the free nature of the divine realm made him equal to others in his work, and when he used the sun god as a mirror, he realized that his work could not be compared with others. There can be no eccentricity.

"Let me tell you about Cupid's past, "Who is this man?" It was Alexander the Great also. One year he was exiled to Poyang Lake, which is China's largest freshwater lake and the second largest lake, located in northern Jiangxi Province on the south bank of the Yangtze River. 70% of the water area is in Jiujiang City, Jiangxi Province, the remaining 20% of the water area is in Shangrao City, Jiangxi Province, and 10% of the water area is in Nanchang City, Jiangxi Province. "The vast Pohu Lake is connected to the sky, and the waves are surging first; Lianjiang and the sea are broad-minded, nourishing the living beings year after year", Poyang Lake inherits the water of Jiangxi, Fu, Xin, Rao and Xiu five rivers, and connects the Yangtze River. In the season of abundant water, the waves are surging and rippling, the vast expanse, and the water and the sky are connected; In the dry season, the water falls out of the beach, the dry water is on the line, the wild grass is abundant, and the reeds are thick; The peaks and ridges on the lakeside are extended, the sand mountains are undulating, the fertile fields are thousands of miles, the migratory birds are flying, and the cattle and sheep are feigned. The beautiful and rich Poyang Lake has nurtured all creatures that have lived on the lakeshore for generations.

Poyang Lake is the largest bird sanctuary in the world, "Poyang Lake is a bird paradise, where sandpipers and storks fly low, cranes and herons fly; Wild ducks hunt for fish and gulls to hit the water, and the reeds and geese hide in the bushes", every year in late autumn and early winter, thousands of migratory birds come here from Siberia, Russia, Mongolia, Japan, North Korea, Northeast China, Northwest China and other places to winter. Today, there are more than 300 species of birds in the reserve, nearly one million, including more than 50 species of rare birds such as white cranes. Poyang Lake is known as the "World of White Cranes" and the "Kingdom of Rare Birds". Farm as an accountant. He was afraid that others would recognize him as the son of the high god, so he wore a mask every day, and he could see the beauty of others, but others could not see his face at all.

Because he only stays at home every day as an accountant, he has fine skin and tender meat, which makes all the girls on the farm come to grab him for love. In the end, he chose the prettiest girl on the farm. The girl also knelt down and swore to Cupid that she would never peek at Cupid's face.

When she was working on the farm, her companions always laughed at her for marrying an ugly monster, saying that this man must have looked more ugly than a pig except for his white skin, or that he must have a green face and fangs, and that an evil ghost was reincarnated.

This is in response to the old saying: There is no B in the world that does not cicada. (To be continued.) )