The nine-tailed vixen walked into God's cage. [No pop-ups. 】

"Queen Mother, help me!" Dafei was biting the cage, and only to hear the click and clatter, followed by the blood of the cage.

But you can also hear a faint woman's cry, so pitiful! This is the nine-tailed fox crying, who hurt her?

"Queen Mother, are you going to be a tree? Do you want me to use a saw to see you? God said.

The Queen Mother heard God speak and knew that God was not a simple commodity, and that he could not be evil. The tree began to grow smaller, her long torn skirt was like leaves, and the P-shares were tree pockets. It's literally a pile of compost R.

"Queen Mother, how much do you get a nine-tailed vixen?" Bao Duo said.

"Speaking of the nine-tailed fox, it's best not to ask me first, ask your dad first!" The Queen Mother looked at Bao Duo angrily and said.

"Dad! What's going on? Bao Duo turned his head to look at Bao Zheng and said.

"It's best to ask Di Renjie to talk about it!" Bao Zheng adopted a method of kicking the ball, and there were many things in it.

"I don't know, Lord Bao, or you can say it yourself!" Di Renjie kicked the ball back again.

"We found out that Qin Shi Huang brought the nine-tailed fox to be used as a beauty, I don't know if Di Gong was there? If there is no presence, it is that not many of us know, saying that the nine-tailed fox will be given to the king Zeus to hi, and let the king Zeus go to the footsteps of the king and kill all his hands. But ......" Bao Zheng stopped talking, and suddenly stopped to look at Zeus, the king of heaven.

"No wonder, it should be bpretty or pretty, but I feel that there is a bad smell. I'm here to talk to Lord Bao Zhengbao about what he didn't finish.

I've been hi for a few days and this b is so enjoyable. I asked Mr. Bao, is this Xi Shi? He's not, I think Master Bao is lying, it must be Xi Shi, because I think this is the most beautiful beauty in your Orient. When a beauty reaches its highest, anything that exceeds it is fake, like a diamond, and the luminosity that exceeds the diamond is glass. Worthless.

On the third day, he wanted me to kill all of his men, saying that my men would go to see her P shares when she went to the bathroom. This made me laugh to death, thinking that your P shares can look better than my daughter's breasts? But people don't have to sneak to see it. In the end, I said that my subordinates her, and I said how to do it?

I said okay. Tomorrow I will kill them all. When it was dawn, I ran to ask Bao Zheng, saying that this is a good and narrow-minded person, and that he wanted me to kill all my subordinates, what should I do? This thing is too beautiful to listen to her eggs and not agree. After listening to her, I didn't agree. Her beauty has become my egg.

In the end, Master Bao told me to fake the killing, just let Concubine Da watch it from the tall building, isn't this a joy for everyone? I really did what Master Bao said, went to the farmer and bought a few sheep, and then let the person with a little magic change, just like a human.

Kill these sheep, and the thing will laugh a lot. That night made me high, it was really immortal. My guess is that someone must have given her money, and it's not an average number. Later, I asked Mr. Bao. He said that he did not give much, but only helped by the same faction, and only to weaken the main force of the Greek coalition.

I said, brother, why bother? What's the point! He said that they basically came like this in the Eastern world, and they always did not insist on winning by battle, but always put some deception in it, and used more tricks in order to win the war. Said that this would reduce casualties. It's better than fighting the battlefield.

Later, I thought it really was, war needs to be counted.

I learned a lot from Master Bao, and I suspect that he is really a seed man in space. To be much smarter than an earthling.

He said that he wanted me not to tell it, this is their internal secret, and the nine-tailed fox is doing a spy job. Speaking of which, the king Zeus really looked at Bao Zheng's face, thinking that it would make Bao Zheng feel embarrassed.

I saw Bao Zheng bowing his head. It's like dozing off. Actually, no, Bao Zhengzai kept looking at him, and when he saw that the king of heaven was looking up, did he know that he was angry at himself? In order not to embarrass the king Zeus, Bao Zheng suddenly lowered his head and dozed off.

The Queen Mother continued. Bao Duo said.

"I found out that the nine-tailed fox came to Greece. I asked her what she was doing all the way around. She said that Qin Shi Huang asked her to come, and I said that's good, our people just want people. I told her that we were on the side of Nyolai Buddha and Qin Shi Huang, including Genghis Khan. Because it is clear that their power is too strong, I am talking about Lord Bao and the Heavenly King Zeus and Guanyin, and even God is on their side.

I think I'm going to use the nine-tailed fox to kill them all. I said to the Buddha that if the Buddha wants to pay for it, I will pick on this product if there is no money. I can't afford to have money, so I'll withdraw the Buddha, and if I can kill God, let the Buddha be God. But before these eight characters were skimmed, there was some ghost space seed man, and a fox hunting operation caught me and the Buddha from the Tiger Star. That's all I confess.

I didn't want to talk about this, but I didn't expect God to really have two hits, and he actually turned into a cage and locked up the nine-tailed fox. Why didn't I notice it? Will I be able to survive after this? After the Queen Mother finished speaking, she looked at the Buddha with her eyes.

If you marry your husband, you will be called by others to tell you how long your husband is.

At this time, someone outside the door was telling Leda and Athena to go out for a while. It was Leda's son who came.

"Sister Athena, mother, we organized the Greek coalition to attack Sparta without the Orientals, such a shame!" Leda's son said.

Athena said: "I think I will let Xiang Yu and Lu Bu stay, it will be much easier to have these two people to help." These two people are not cunning, and Lu Bu is my lover again. ”

"I still want to not have any of them, shame!" Lida's son insisted on saying no.

"Don't talk about it to death, see later!" Lida said, what a smart mother, isn't this ready-made good, and it's not a special matter to go to the Eastern world to invite someone.

"Just according to what my mother said, in the future, I will consider this!" Athena said.

Athena and Leda, both looking at his distant background, mother Leda couldn't help but shed a teardrop, son Kastor, son of God!

"Mom, what's the matter?" Leda asked Helen back in the hall.

"It's your brother Kastor who has organized a coalition of Greece and is preparing to attack Sparta!" Leda whispered.

Zeus, the king of heaven, came to Athena and said, "Is something wrong?" ”

"It's not. Nothing! "Athena can't say, this has to be thought about later.

At this time, Huaxing also came to his mother Helen, just as Lida said at the time that her son ate his mother's milk and would always remember his mother's kindness. Hua Xing saw that Helen looked a little worried. So he asked his mother, Helen, "Is something wrong?" ”

"No, it's preparing to attack Sparta, and my brother is here." Helen said, and secretly shook Huaxing's hand behind her, which was to convey a special affection and love. A thousand words in it.

At this time, the whole hall was full of whispers. As a result, the trial meeting has become a serious place for private conversation.

Bao Duo came to God and said, "It's all a private chat, do we have to try again?" ”

God looked at Jesus and said, "What are you going to do?" ”

Jesus looked at Baoduo, meaning that it was up to Bausto to speak about it. Bao Duo's brows were tightly locked, showing a spicy look.

"Are you having trouble?" God said.

"I'm afraid it's too simple, and I can't do it if it's heavy, this is all the high god realm, it's not as good as cutting a few grass people!" Bao Duo said.

"You still want to execute them!" God said.

"Is it simple?" Bao Duo said.

"But not exactly, you have to put on a show and make them feel a sense of pressure, and remember to be good people in the future." God is leading the way to the pack.

"Then I'll start sending them all home. Give them all a demerit? Bao Duo said.

God didn't make a sound, but he agreed with it, because it wasn't clear here, and God's law had no rules and regulations, and it was just a trivial matter, for the divine realm.

Genghis Khan listened. Here you will be given a demerit, the reason is that you have a fake surrender, and at the same time, you sacrificed a fake palace maid, and lost the yang energy of the gods of war. When you go home, you have to make up for it, otherwise it's not too late to catch you again! Did you hear that? Bao Duo said.

"I hear you. Xie Bao grabbed the space seed man, I went home to the grassland to herd horses, starting from the herdsmen! Genghis Khan said.

"Go ahead!" Bao Duo waved his hand and said.

"Qin Shi Huang, listen, you have to come back with a full load. Although this is not the result you want. But it doesn't make you pessimistic and disappointed. You have to take care to get this treasure and the beauties all safely to his homeland, and don't let them tumble into the sea halfway! You will be given a demerit on the grounds that you should not have fought your last battle. Bao Duo said.

"Yes, Space Seedman. I'm going to take care to protect them all the way. When I get home, I start as a farmer and change my mind. Qin Shi Huang said.

"Wrap up. Did you talk like that, you cursed unintentionally. God said.

The whole hall looked at God and Bao Duo, but Bao Zheng only looked at Bao Duo's face and said, "My son, you can't say that this boat going home will turn things into the sea, this is a bad breath." ”

"Dad! I have to tell Qin Shi Huang to be careful, otherwise he will turn this treasure into the sea. Isn't that what you say? Bao Duo said.

At this time, all the people present laughed, it turned out that God said that he was talking very tenderly, and there was mud and water in it. A fledgling is a fledgling, and it doesn't know how to avoid taboos when it speaks.

"God, I'll send someone to protect me right away?" Bao Duo said.

"It's useless, Bao Bao, pay attention in the future, there are some things, as long as you say it, his consequences have already been generated. Sometimes misfortune comes from the mouth, not that what you think of becomes a curse, but that you don't think of it, or unintentionally, it is also a curse that comes from the mouth.

It's like when you go out on the street, and when you show your money, you meet a hooligan who sees it, and that's called revealing white. He doesn't depend on how much money you show, but on his mind, if you come across a short dog playing a game, and you happen to have nothing on hand, you only have a few dozen dollars on you, and he will follow closely like a hungry wolf.

He will wait for you to enter the toilet or bend into a small alley. If you are disabled, ask you directly, or call your accomplices, like a vulture that eats carrion, and picks up the dead to eat.

You don't think that you have nothing to say about these dozens of pieces. Goose! It's exactly what they want to eat. Because they are pugs, and there are many recipes for wolf dogs. Those tens of thousands of goods in the circle under their necks, do pugs dare to suffer? The lockbox of the iron box, do pugs dare to suffer? "God is on a mission.

"God, what should you do with the Buddha?" Bao Duo didn't dare to deal with the Buddha, because he didn't know the severity.

God is pretending not to hear. Everyone present looked at the face of the Buddha. At this time, the monkey in the hands of the trickster of the Buddha statue turned its eyes directly at the onlookers.

"I go back to Nanshan and plant 10,000 trees every year, forever being an old man who plants trees. I was also given a demerit. "The Buddha himself said.

Bao Duo was at a loss when he heard this, and looked directly at Bao Zheng and God, wanting to be inspired by his appearance. It is difficult for Bao Duo to see what decision is in God's appearance, and Bao Zheng, as Bao Duo's father, is obliged to make a more clear appearance to Bao Duo, and he gives his son a decisive deal with it with an imperceptible smile.

"Okay, then according to your own words, plant 10,000 trees a year, and always be an old man who plants trees. You will be given a demerit. There you go! Bao Duo waved his hand after speaking.

God and Jesus laughed, and then everyone laughed.

At this time, the Buddha was dumbfounded, because what he thought was that it was like drinking, and others would be polite to him when they saw that he had a high back, but when people heard you say that they didn't want to, they threw the wine bottle into the Y room.

If the Buddha thought that he said that he would plant 10,000 trees a year, this rule could be established. As for being an old man who will always be a tree planter, God will come forward to protect him in this matter, so that he will appear to have a higher profile.

So does God understand what Buddha means? Nonsense, don't understand and still be qualified to be God? Goose! Who knew that God had come and invited the king into the urn.

Now it's the queen mother's turn to be a monkey, do you say it yourself or wait for Bao Duo to say it? She didn't know the bottom of her heart, thinking that she might be better if she said it, because the Buddha also said it herself, and Bao Duo agreed. If I had said it myself, I guess Bao Duo would have agreed.

The Queen Mother began to look at Bao Duo's face, and Bao Duo was taking the move, but she didn't know what cards the Queen Mother would play? Pair or Leaflet? What should I do if I can't catch it? Is it better to play the cards first? Of course, this is a question, if the Queen Mother said that she was guilty of such a light sin, instead of planting 10,000 trees a year for herself, as the Buddha said, causing a bargain in front of the public, what should she do? (To be continued.) )