554 The Queen Mother and God Fight
"I said I don't remember, I guess my mind should do it. γLatest chapter reading. If the judge thinks it is necessary to find out, you can do so, and I can only admit that this should be true, but I cannot say that it has been done. Your honor. Di Renjie said.
"Yes, when this side is done, if I want to find out this fact, I will consider it later. That's it. God see, what else has to say? Bao Duo said.
"I really have something to say, take out all the beauties and wealth brought by Qin Shi Huang for everyone to see, and see how he ruined the country. By the way, take a look at Xi Shi, the first beauty in the East, can she be as beautiful as Helen? God said.
"It's up to Athena to work hard!" God then added.
"Yes, God!" Athena picked up the supreme scepter and walked out, with Qin Shi Huang.
"I wanted to say that Qin Shi Huang didn't want to do this, but I was afraid that he would be ruthless and would kill me!" Hua Tuo said almost to himself.
"This is all his anxiety, love beauty and victory!" Zeus, the king of heaven, should be in harmony with him, as a colleague of Hua Tuo.
"Humph!" God is sending a signal, which means that Qin Shi Huang should not say his back words when he leaves, and he should do things one yard after another.
Everyone in the audience was looking at each other, and each other had the idea of wanting to escape, because they didn't know what would happen next. What will God's killer weapon be to deal with the Orientalists?
At this time, Athena brought in all that Qin Shi Huang had. The beauties walked in by themselves, and the belongings were brought in by people.
"Who's Shih Tzu?" God said.
It was God who was the first to get up and come to the beauties, and he looked at them one by one.
"This one is the fattest one!" Qin Shi Huang said.
"I guess it's her, of course, a woman is fat and beautiful. It's sure to be comfortable next to each other, like sleeping on a quilt. God said.
When Zeus, the king of heaven, heard God say this, he pouted with his mouth, meaning that God did not have a C over B, which is pure nonsense.
"God, don't you think Shih Tzu is a toad?" Zeus, the king of heaven, made a grimace after speaking.
Then God came to a thinner woman and said, "This is all right, isn't it?" β
"This is ......," Qin Shi Huang was about to say who this woman was. Stopped by God.
"Please don't tell who this woman is, let me ask everyone if this beauty is first?" God is hiding.
"In comparison, this product is at least above medium in it." Zeus, the king of heaven, said.
"I want them to say by themselves, your aesthetics are similar to mine, and you are also a fairy when the egg is hard." God mocked Zeus, the king of heaven. said that there is no unbeautiful woman in the world, as long as it is a few hard, all of them are beautiful women.
God's words really embarrassed the king Zeus, who was blushing and looking at all the people present, seeing how others were looking at him, and he was also laughed at one day. At this time, Zeus, the king of heaven, remembered what did the son himself say about God?
"I'm C. Why is this woman a little ashamed, drifting is beautiful! "God is circling around a thinner one.
This woman is known to everyone in the Central Plains, and she can be regarded as the first in terms of substance and beauty, but she is only to blame for hearing the wrong password at the time, telling her to lose her spirit and spirit, and she heard that it was a loss of soldiers and defeats, and she was sentenced to be beheaded. What is a halving cut? It is a punishment for a person who sins heinously, and the sin is more severe than that of beheading, and he is beheaded by a waist.
God sniffed the woman and looked at Bao Zheng. Bao Zheng was embarrassed to let go of his eyes, and if he signaled that he was afraid, don't smell it, can't he go away. Then God looked at Di Renjie again, and Di Renjie had no choice but to smile bitterly and not make any answer.
So God turned to other women, who were fatter and looked greasy, which could tell if the woman was beautiful or not.
After a round and turn, God returned to the embarrassed woman. Suddenly, God saw a tail-like thing, and God pulled it with his hand, and the woman was suddenly a fox. It bites right on God's hand. He screamed in pain.
"What's going on?" God retracted the bitten hand, clutched it in the blood on his chest, and looked around with wide eyes.
Jesus hurried over and helped God aside to sit down, and the gods and spirits of the East were very frightened.
Zeus, the king of heaven, has a bit of a schadenfreude flavor. Chao Bao Zheng grimaced. Athena was glaring at him with her eyes, meaning don't be too happy, after all, you are one level younger than others, and you will be punished for finding a fault at will, to see that you are not dead?
Bao Duo looked at the problem completely differently, he approached God and said, "God." Does it hurt? β
"There is one that doesn't hurt, it hurts so much that I'm going to die! Look at the origin of this goods, how did such a beautiful woman become a fox b? God said.
When Bao Duo returned from God to this group of women, the fox was nowhere to be found, along with the Queen Mother.
"The Queen Mother, and this fox b, where have they gone?" Bao Duo looked around.
"We don't know, we'd better look outside and see which D they're hiding into!" This is Bao Zheng reminding his son Bao Duo, telling him that foxes can only drill D, and they have to start looking for D where there is.
Bao Duo listened to his father's words, and took Hua Xing and others out to look for it. God was also lifted out of the hall by Jesus.
Sure enough, there was an old tree outside, and everyone surrounded it. Athena picked up the highest scepter in her hand and was about to smash it on the tree pole, but Bao Duo suddenly stretched out her hand to stop her and said, "Don't hurt them, see what I can do." β
"This old witch wants to die, this tree must have been changed by the Queen Mother, in order to protect this fox b, she turned into a tree and let this fox b hide inside." Athena said, looking angry, as God's protector, she felt ashamed that something like this had happened.
This time Zeus, the king of heaven, didn't dare to laugh anymore, he pushed with his hand, and the tree didn't move at all. Bao Duo signaled everyone not to be in a hurry and said: "There is always an negligence in everything, wait for me to slowly see their flaws." β
Bao Duo turned around this tree, where is the flaw? He was looking at the lines of the tree, and saw that there was a P eye in the place next to the ground, and he reached into it, and when he came out, it was bloody.
"I'm C, take a bite." Bao Duo looked at God and said.
God smiled back and said, "How do you know you can get your hand in from here?" β
"I see that this is a P-strand eye, and this fox may have gotten in from here." Bao Duo said.
"Did you catch her tail?" God said.
"When I arrived, I tried to pull her out, and she bit back." Bao Duo said. Although his hand was bitten bloody, he still had a happy face, which meant to be with God.
God came to the Buddha and said, "What do you see about this? β
"God is so confused, how can you ask me what to do about this. Don't you have space seed people? I hid on the Tiger Star and was caught by your fox hunting operation, even if this fox B encountered a difficulty? Isn't it a joke? "If the Buddha is holding a shelf, or someone from the same faction as the Queen Mother, it's not good to be a C-hand.
God touched the ashes of his nose, so he had to come to Bao Duo again and say, "Forget it." Anyway, they can't make a name for themselves, so let them poke the basket bigger! β
"If only my monkey brother was here!" Bao Duo said.
As soon as Bao Duo's words fell, Brother Monkey's voice came from a distance: "Brother Monkey, I'm here!" β
Sun Wukong's words arrived, and he was followed by a Taishang Laojun.
Sun Wukong stood beside his mother as soon as he came, Taishang Laojun stood beside Guanyin, he was simply a young old man, his body was not half as tall as Guanyin, he held one of Guanyin's hands with both hands, and Sun Wukong also held one of Guanyin's hands. Kannon's face was filled with a happy smile.
Of course, in the fairy world, she is the real fairy fruit. has a husband and a son, a lot of beauty, a lot of happiness.
"Brother, a fox has gotten into tree D!" Bao Duo said to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong heard Bao Duo call his brother, and felt very sudden, so he raised his head to look at Guanyin's mother's face.
"His name is Bao Duo, he is Bao Zheng's son, and his mother's son, he is your younger brother......" Guanyin told Sun Wukong all the origin of Bao Duo.
Sun Wukong listened to his mother's words, came to Bao Duo and said, "Do you want my brother to do something?" Say. β
"We are working on the case. A fox bbit God. When we were about to take her for the crime, she hid in this tree D, and I reached in and dragged her out, and she bit her. Bao Duo said.
Sun Wukong didn't care when he heard it. It's scratching your head and ears. He took off in the sky to take a look, and saw that it was the Queen Mother, the long skirt on her body was so tattered that she was ashamed, and a P-share was all leaking out.
The fox B happened to get into the hole of the queen mother's P-share. The Queen Mother is looking at Sun Wukong with dripping eyes. This makes Sun Wukong feel very stressed, and it is the opponent!
Sun Wukong returned to the ground and turned into a snake and burrowed into the Queen Mother's P-strand eye. After a while, a little fox came out of it. Running all over the ground. A snake got out of the tree D, chasing the little fox and biting indiscriminately, the gods and immortals couldn't help, just watched from the side, laughing to death, only Guanyin and Taishang Laojun, that is, Sun Wukong's father and mother were sweating for their son Sun Wukong.
Zeus, the king of heaven, could see clearly that this little fox was the queen mother, with a long skirt and a tail, two heads, and one was a concubine. This is the Queen Mother protecting the concubine, Sun Wukong did not dare to approach easily, because the snake and the fox, these two species were originally snakes to suffer some losses, and several times the fox bit the snake's tail.
After a few turns, the fox is back in D. Sun Wukong didn't drill into it anymore, and returned to his original body and came to Guanyin.
Guanyin saw that his son's feet were all bitten bloody by the fox, and Guanyin cried. She came to God and said, "God, shall I pour water with the sea?" β
God waved his hand and said, "The spells you used before all had side effects, the most typical one is the flooding of the golden mountain, you know how many innocent people have drowned, just like two hooligans fighting and hacking a large number of people to death on the street." Let me turn it into a cage with a loach in it, the little fox's favorite food. β
God turned Himself into a cage with a good fresh loach in it, right next to the mouth of the tree.
Jesus motioned for everyone to go away, otherwise the fox would not easily leave D when he saw someone outside D, let alone go into the cage to eat the loaches.
When the Buddha saw that God had not come to ask him, his face was full of stagnation. Yes, people are not afraid of having the ability, but they are afraid that no one will ask for the ability, which is the biggest pain in life. One of the biggest mistakes made by the Buddha is that he forgot that the mouth of God is not opened casually, and that every opening is the last. It's called Chrysostom Yuyan.
Everyone was standing, and after a long time, they became sitting again. Then they all lay down again, and everyone slept quieter.
Taishang Laojun lay in Guanyin's arms, like a well-behaved child of Guanyin, well-behaved, happy and peaceful sleeping in his mother's arms. Sun Wukong sat beside Guanyin's head, protecting his parents, his eyes kept dripping and turning.
Bao Zheng sometimes looks at the heavenly statues, and sometimes closes his eyes to recuperate. Zeus, the king of heaven, sometimes looked at Guanyin, he thought that the oriental beauty Xi Shi has now become a rat medicine, and he can't stand it, should he move closer to Guanyin again? Although Guanyin has given birth to two cubs, they are all products of the air C cow b, not personally suffered R body, and must be Guanyin is still a sister's family.
He was recalling that Naina, who had rubbed Guanyin, had a more flavorful taste than any woman's, big but not fluffy. This makes him think of Chang'e's whip when he always thinks of Chang'e's thinness, which makes his eggs ache. Comparatively speaking, Guanyin will definitely not, although Guanyin is a few fat, but it can stand up to watching, not that it is fat to become a fat R.
He was also thinking about Helen, and the worst part, why did it happen to be his own daughter? Otherwise, I would have been pregnant and pole dancing in June.
Di Renjie was regretting, he had been regretting that he shouldn't have said that he might have killed Wu Zetian, for fear that this matter would really become serious, but it was not a joke. When he thought about the last time he had a good time with Wu Zetian, he strangled Wu Zetian to death on the grass and returned to the camp alone.
Athena was thinking about Lu Bu, the best man she'd ever had. Her so-called goodness is, of course, that is, the goodness of being tall and big, that is to say, people grow eggs and grow eggs. Because Athena is a very tall aunt, she is not worthy of this excellent mare without a good horse.
Why did he die in his stomach? This made Athena puzzled, and since then she has been very happy, although Hua Tuo is an easy person to invite, but it is always embarrassing to be embarrassed when there are too many times.
Everyone was thinking about their thoughts in silence, and then they only heard a snap, and the cage was closed. Sun Wukong ran over first, and was about to stretch out his hand to lift it, but was stopped by Jesus. (To be continued.) )