87_87408 Chapter 153 Strange Xiao Li Police

The three of us looked at him in unison, and found that he was sleeping with his eyes closed, only to find that this guy was talking in his sleep, and no one paid attention to him, so he was ready to rest, but the cheap uncle was destined to have a bloody disaster today.

The three of us had just gotten up from the sofa and were about to go back to their rooms, when he suddenly laughed very evilly: "Hey, big brother, you have a good conversation with that beauty, I will never sue my sister-in-law!" ”

Hearing this, my pace of progress couldn't help but pause, and Chen Yanlu also stopped, when he saw me, he looked at me with an unnatural face, and he said with a smile: "Hehe, brother-in-law, you see that the uncle is talking nonsense again!" Let's carry him to his room! ”

Mao Biqiu was also very cooperative: "Hey, this cheap uncle, I can't sleep well, what, Xiaomi, go to sleep first, let's carry him to the room!" ”

Chen Yanlu also said: "Yes, yes, Xiaomi, go to sleep, here we are!" ”

However, the cheap uncle was born with a grudge against the two of them today, and as soon as their words fell, the cheap uncle spoke again: "Big brother, what am I lying to you for, I didn't even tell my sister-in-law that beautiful woman downstairs when your sister-in-law asked you to play soy sauce on the night of April 15th, I, Yang Jiannan, am the most reputable, and I will never tell my sister-in-law!" ”

As soon as he said this, Mao Biqiu and Chen Yanlu helped him to stop abruptly, Mao Biqiu looked at Chen Yanlu in surprise, and Chen Yanlu looked bitter about eating.

I immediately thought of April 15th, the day before yesterday? The day before yesterday, I invited Song Song to dinner, there was no soy sauce at home, I asked Chen Yanlu to buy it, and the cheap man uncle also followed, and they came back for a long time The cheap man uncle also looked like he had eaten honey, I asked them why they came back so late, and Chen Yanlu said that the cheap man uncle had to go to the toilet halfway, so I waited for a while, and I didn't care at the time.

Originally...... The two of them are going to pick up beautiful women!

This time, my hand immediately clenched out the sound of "crunch", a cold wind blew and made Mao Biqiu and Chen Yanlu shiver directly, Chen Yanlu knew that I would have a little self-defense, I learned from Sister Rong Rong, so he generally didn't dare to mess with me, he also knew that I hated him the most when he messed with flowers and grass outside, in front of me he has always been a good gentleman, it turned out that it was like this behind his back!

Mao Biqiu seems to sense that my feelings are not quite right. Immediately, he started to withdraw and said, "Research... Brother Yanlu, you are a cheap uncle and big brother, you have to take care of him, I'm sleepy, so I'll go to sleep first, come on! ”

After speaking, he patted Chenyan on the shoulder seriously, and left, and when he passed by me, he didn't forget to say: "Sister, if you start lightly, you should sell your brother-in-law's face!" Then he went into the room!

"Hey! Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, don't go, brother-in-law! "Chen Yanlu saw that Mao Biqiu was so unreliable and slipped away first, and in his eyes, I immediately became an empty fear, and I was not suffering from the torment of my soul every second!

In the end, Mao Biqiu slipped away, I turned around slowly, staring at Chen Yanlu with an extremely angry face, Chen Yanlu shivered, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and stammered: "Xiaomi, you... You listen to me explain... Cheap uncle... It's false... Fake..."

At this time, the cheap uncle spoke again: "Big brother, you are my idol, the idol of my whole family, you can hide it from your sister-in-law ...... a girl!" ”

This time, Chen Yanlu learned to be smart, and before the cheap uncle finished speaking, he decisively stepped forward and covered the mouth of the cheap uncle, and at the same time said to him angrily: "You girl, don't say it, don't say it!" ”

Finally, don't say it, Chen Yanlu covered it like this, and the cheap uncle really stopped talking, but I was impatient! Take a step forward and decisively split a wrong hand!

"Ahh Chen Yanlu let out a scream like killing a pig, I started to go directly to his arm, helped Chen Yanlu up, and punched and kicked, not violent, but really this thing decisively challenging my endurance.

Chen Yanlu didn't dare to resist, because he knew that if he resisted, I would be even more ruthless, and while covering his head, he admitted his mistake: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, I was wrong......"

Angry uncle

I didn't pay attention to Chen Yanlu's begging for mercy at all, people like him can only be honest if they clean up, so I was very decisive this time.

Uncle woke up, probably because I played Chenyan Lu too much, he rubbed his eyes, and opened them extremely reluctantly, when he blurred his eyes into a slit and saw me and Chenyanlu, he immediately came to the spirit, a pair of eyes were wide open, and he looked harmless to humans and animals, and asked, "Oh, sister-in-law, what are you doing here?" Why did you beat the big brother like this! ”

I ignored him, but continued to spare no effort to punch and kick Chen Yanlu, I know, although the uncle just said a dream story, but in my heart he knows it, and he still asks me when he knows? It's very unpleasant!

Seeing that I didn't pay attention to him, the uncle hadn't found out that the problem between us was caused by him, he looked at Chen Yanlu again, and continued to ask, "Big brother, are you messing with your sister-in-law?" How can you mess with your sister-in-law, you said you are a loser, not the eldest brother said you! Women are used to hurt, not to provoke! Do you understand! ”

Chenyanlu almost had the urge to rush over and want to bite him, Nima was obviously beaten by me because he hurt himself, and he was still pretending to be a good person here, not only that, but he still turned his elbow to my side, which made Chenyanlu embarrassed?

I stopped continuing to beat Chen Yanlu, rested for a while, I have to say that this beating is also quite tiring, only after a while, I was out of breath, out of breath, after all, I am just a little girl, I don't have much strength, if I change to Sister Rong Rong, the result will definitely be different, so Mao Biqiu has always been very honest. It's called being prescient!

I stopped and lay on the sofa weakly, because I wanted to know the ins and outs of this matter, so I asked Uncle: "Uncle, let me ask you, the day before yesterday, I invited Song Song to dinner, when I asked your eldest brother to buy soy sauce with you, did you meet a beautiful woman on the road?" ”

The uncle looked very surprised, his mouth was about to open and fall off, and his eyes were staring like light bulbs, such an exaggerated expression, I was really drunk, after the exaggeration, he calmed down, and said stiffly: "No, my eldest brother and I came back after buying soy sauce, where did I meet any beauties!" No no! ”

I said, "Don't lie to me anymore!" I already know it, I just want to hear what you say in person, if you tell the truth, I'll give your eldest brother a chance, if you don't say it, then I'll clean up with you! "After saying that, my special man moved his muscles and bones!

"Why?" Uncle Mean plans to rebel!

I rolled up my sleeves, and then my wrists clenched, and my muscles exploded, and I pointed, "With this!" ”

The uncle didn't dare to make a mistake, the corners of his mouth twitched, and then the snot flowed down, he sucked it back again, with a stunned expression, and then he revealed his true form, he pointed to Chen Yanlu and said, "Okay, you, big brother, didn't we say that we would keep it secret?" You can't bear to tell your sister-in-law, I didn't expect it to be so creditless, men pay attention to a word, it's hard to chase a horse, you tell me about you...... Hey, what do you want my brother to say about you? ”

Chen Yanlu's face was like eating a fly, he had already been beaten by me and couldn't get up, lying on the ground, when he heard the irresponsible words of the cheap uncle, Chen Yanlu almost wanted to beat the cheap uncle to death, he clenched his fists, tried his whole strength, and didn't stand up, and scolded the cheap uncle: "Nima, that... That's not what I said! ”

The uncle looked disdainful, he sat on the sofa and sat completely and continued without backache: "It's not what you said, can it be me?" Just kidding, I'm such a jade tree in the wind, everyone loves it, flowers bloom, and the car is jammed, how can a cheap uncle break the oath he made with his conscience and sue his sister-in-law about this, this is completely impossible!? ”

Chen Yanlu was about to cry, he was going to be angry with the uncle, his fingers trembled and pointed at the uncle, with bitterness in his mouth but couldn't say a word.

The uncle lifted Erlang's legs again, and said again with a look of hanging: "Hey! Originally, I was going to save you, but I didn't expect you to slander me, saying that it is not good to be a good person these days, it seems to be true, not only the old man, the old aunt can't help me when she falls, and she can't even cooperate with this kind of thing! Big brother, you make me feel so cold! Hey, hey, hey! ”

The uncle even sang as he spoke.

Chen Yanlu tried to get up from the ground again, this time he decided not to be silent, but to break the net with the cheap uncle, he got up with all his strength, and roared: "I fought with you!" ”

I watched these two people fight each other on the side, although my face still said that I was very angry, but my heart was already happy, this cheap man uncle is really from the bottom of his heart, through his bones, he can turn out the old bottom of others when he sleeps, and he doesn't know how to be a good person after waking up, it will really make people's lungs explode, and it's no wonder that Chen Yanlu is desperate to die with him!

"Oops! Yes! Big brother, big brother, what are you doing here! What are you doing! Uncle Cheap Guy instinctively slipped off the sofa to the floor, holding his head and not daring to move, Chen Yanlu's eyes were red and he began to greet Uncle Cheap Boy with his fists and feet mercilessly.

Chen Yanlu said: "Hmph, if I don't beat you up today, even your second brother doesn't know you, I won't be called Chen Yanlu!" ”

Chen Yanlu is really angry, so his subordinates are also ruthless, this is not to blame him, but to blame the cheap male uncle is really unguardable on all kinds of occasions, this time because he Chen Yanlu was beaten hard, no matter how you say it, you have to get it back from this product!

The uncle screamed while covering his head, and after a while, he may have been a little unable to hold on, and began to beg me for mercy: "Sister-in-law, save me!" Sister-in-law! ”

I glanced at him and saved him? It's okay, but I will never make a move if he doesn't get some benefits, my face does not change but I stretch out an olive branch to the cheap uncle: "It's okay to save you, but you have to give me some benefits, this kind of exchange can be regarded as cooperation, otherwise I have no motivation to save you!" ”

The uncle didn't think about it and immediately said, "Sister-in-law... Oops, if you save me. I'm just... Is it okay to give my sister-in-law a free driver? ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately denied him this quid pro quo, I shook my head and said, "No, you don't even have a driver's license, and if you are a driver, something will definitely happen to me, and this condition cannot be established!" ”

The uncle thought for a moment, and then said, "Oops! That... Then should I be a bodyguard for my sister-in-law? ”

I looked at his current state again, covered his head, screamed, and curled up in a small corner, cowardly, let him be my bodyguard or I would be his bodyguard, so I also shook my head: "No! You're too weak to be a bodyguard! ”

The uncle really had no tricks, and then said with a bitter face: "Then I tell you all about my eldest brother's private life, okay?" ”

As soon as I heard it, I immediately became interested, this is good, although I and Chenyanlu are basically together every day now, but there are always busy times, I don't know what Chenyanlu does at that time, and the uncle is basically like a worm and has been with Chenyanlu all day except sleeping, so he must know all the things about Chenyanlu, so I immediately hit it off and said: "This is good!" This is good, the deal is closed! ”

But when I finished saying this, I found a very strange situation, the scene of Chen Yanlu beating the cheap man uncle is gone, the cheap man uncle has been sitting on the sofa for some time, and there is a special person waiting for him behind, and then take a closer look, this is not Chen Yanlu and who is it, only to hear Chen Yanlu say at this time: "Big brother, brother was wrong just now, I shouldn't have beaten you, it's all my brother's fault, my brother is wrong, when it's dawn, my brother will take you downstairs to eat xiaolongbao and drink eight-treasure porridge, don't you be angry with your brother, okay?" ”

After listening to his words, my values were instantly messy, looking at the cheap uncle, he didn't seem to buy it, he rubbed his face, and then said in a big tone: "Hmph, just Xiaolongbao wants to buy me?" How is that possible? I, Yang Jiannan, am the kind of person who forgets his righteousness for profit! ”

Just when I just wanted to take this as an opportunity to take advantage of the weakness and find a way to win the cheap man uncle back, I heard the cheap man uncle say again: "If it's not a big long bag, don't talk about it!" ”

I strangled me again on the spot. What was you saying to pigs? Chenyan Lu is very good at pleasing her, pinching the shoulders and beating the back of the uncle, while patting the fart!

Seeing the two of them like this now, I think it's not very likely to take advantage of the situation, but this also makes me full of curiosity, what is Chen Yanlu's private life like, so that he can instantly change from anger to the appearance of a servant now, and he must dig up the cheap uncle when he has the opportunity in the future.

Thinking of this, I looked at the two of them like a family, I knew that there was no chance today, so I snorted coldly, and turned around and walked towards the big bedroom of me and Chenyanlu, and entered the room, I looked at the time, it was already five o'clock, and through the window of the living room, I could clearly see that the eastern sky was white, and I didn't sleep all night, and I felt very tired.

Today I want to take my mother and Chen Yanlu to my father's cemetery to see, so it's best to take care of my spirits, my mother has already slept, and I am not delaying, I simply took off my clothes and went to bed and slept, as for how Chen Yanlu and the uncle are doing, I don't have the heart to care anymore, but I can be sure that Chen Yanlu doesn't want to go to my bed this time......

I didn't say anything...

By the time I woke up, it was already past nine o'clock in the morning, the sky outside was already bright, and the air was filled with the roar of cars and the sound of people talking and walking.

The plan of the year lies in the spring, the plan of the day lies in the morning, the morning is always the busiest time for people, but also the beginning of the day, here, people are working tirelessly for the sake of vitality, tireless work for a better life, I will be no exception, I will soon join this busy crowd......

After a brief wash, I changed my clothes and went out, and when I came to the living room, I found that the kitchen had already heard the explosion of oil when it was hot, apparently my mother was getting up to prepare breakfast!

Under a quilt on the sofa in the living room, a person's head and a person's feet were exposed, I stepped forward to take a closer look, only to find out which person was this, it was clearly two people, Chen Yanlu and Uncle? The two of them didn't go back to sleep, but squeezed on the couch.

The sleeping position of the two people, I really don't dare to compliment, the cheap uncle hugged Chen Yanlu while snoring slightly, drooling, and soaked Chen Yanlu's hair, but Chen Yanlu was lying in the arms of the cheap uncle in a very shy and bewitching position.

Yes, when I saw it, my facial features were ruined, and I have to say that this posture is too dazzling, and my mind is distorted again, and I can only call them a pair of good friends alive......

Because it was too dazzling, I didn't look at it much, because I was afraid of ruining my eyes, so I didn't care about them and went to the kitchen to help my mother cook.

Mom saw me get up, and didn't forget to tell me why I didn't sleep more, I said don't sleepy, help you, Mom said that there is anything you need to help with cooking, you go out, the smell of oil smoke here is too strong!

Any mother is like this, she would rather suffer herself than her children to follow her and suffer, and the greatness of maternal love cannot be described in words! It's so pale!.