Chapter 154: You Actually Do This to Me
87_87408 Chapter 154 You actually did this to me
After a while, Mao Biqiu also got up, he also washed up briefly, and then woke up Chen Yanlu and Uncle, I heard it very clearly in the kitchen, he was quite surprised and said: "The sleeping posture of the two of you is simply earth-shattering!" ”
Chen Yanlu snorted twice in a daze, and then there was no movement again, the cheap uncle seemed to wake up, and he said very surprised: "Dig the groove, big brother, you!" You... You're actually... I believe in you so much, you have to be responsible for me like this! ”
Burst!
The sip of water I just drank squirted out instantly, if I'm not mistaken, it was he who hugged someone else's morning research dew, and the morning research dew bird relied on people to get his chest, how did this become that people were responsible for him? Anyway, he is also responsible for others!
After a while, Chen Yanlu's voice also came: "Your girl's saliva flowed all over my head, and let me be responsible for you, and bear your elm head........."
Thirty minutes later, above the dinner, I, Mom, Chenyanlu, Mao Biqiu and Uncle Slut gathered for dinner, remembering that I was going to take them to see my father today, so I ordered it again at the dinner.
My mother reacted obviously when she heard this, she was eating, but when she heard my words, the action of picking up rice stopped abruptly, looked at me with some sadness, and asked, "Is there still a grave for your father?" ”
I know what my mother means, maybe in her consciousness, since my father was killed, there will be no grave, it will only be a corpse in the wilderness, because the murderer has not been confirmed to be the suspect caught by Song Song, and my father can't ask about the corpse, so she can only wait a few days, I suddenly said that there is a grave, she must be quite surprised.
I nodded immediately, and then said: "This murderer is still a little conscientious, she has already taken the initiative to confess, she thought about destroying the corpse, so she cremated her father, but maybe she was a little unhappy in her heart, so she made a grave for her father!" The location of this tomb is a bit remote, and then near Yuwu Mountain on the east side of Yanshan Mountain, because it is sparsely populated, the murderer buried his father there! ”
After I said this, I glanced at Mao Biqiu, and found that his face had really changed, and he also looked at me, I guess he didn't expect Mao Xiaofang to make a grave for his father!
I smiled at him and didn't speak, at this time, Chen Yanlu also spoke, and while he was chewing his food, he asked me: "Since my uncle has a grave, why didn't you tell us earlier, so that we all waited for the murderer to take the initiative to confess!" ”
I said, "It's not that I don't tell you, it's that I haven't had time to tell you, didn't I just remember it!" ”
Mao Biqiu also spoke at this time, he said: "Since my uncle has been buried in the ground, then we should indeed go to see, but it is definitely not possible to be buried there, he is buried alone in the barren mountains and mountains, but it seems that we are not filial, this is also extremely unfavorable in the feng shui yin house, it can affect several generations, or find a way to move the grave!" ”
He thinks a lot, but it's also a question I'm thinking about, let my dad be buried in the barren mountains and mountains, which Mao Xiaofang did for fear of revealing the stuffing, but anyway, it can be regarded as being in the ground, and the fallen leaves are back to the roots, but we can't think so, we children are so healthy, if we just throw my dad there, I really can't do it without asking, so I have to find a way to move the grave, but where is the best place to bury my father, I'm also struggling!
Mao Biqiu said at this time: "Feng Shui pays attention to the acceptance of qi, the qi is good and the feng shui is good, it is the first thing, so good that the feng shui treasure land must first look at the wind, in the water, a good feng shui treasure land can not often blow strong winds and can not blow the wind, because if the wind is blown up, it is unfavorable, and if the wind is not blown, you can't exercise, the best is the warm wind, not big or small, and the body is very comfortable."
"There is also water, as the saying goes, the mountains and rivers go to the swallows, and the empty mountains do not afforest, which means that if there is water in a mountain, it will appear very smart, and the variety and quantity of animals and plants will be very large, and the whole mountain will be the same if it is alive, but if there is only a mountain without water, it is what we call barren mountains and wild mountains, and barren mountains and mountains do not plant trees, let alone be smart."
"And I have seen Yuwu Mountain on the east side of Yanshan Mountain before, although there is a waterfall, and there are many kinds of animals and plants in the mountain forest, but he has to have a mountain forest trend is too closed, the whole is an oval, there is no Ming Hall in the middle, there is no case mountain in front of the mountain, and there is no backer in the backing, this kind of feng shui pattern is called 'lonely', it is not good, so the old uncle must move the grave, otherwise it will affect not only the generation of Xiao Mi and Yanlu, but also the next generation! …”
Mao Biqiu learned the art of Taoism, and he also understands the study of feng shui, I know this, since that time I opened a window in the kitchen, my mother has never had a stomach ache again, and our family has believed in these things, so Mao Biqiu said this, my mother immediately became anxious, and he asked: "Then according to you, what is the best way for your uncle to move the grave?" ”
Mao Biqiu pondered for a while, and then said: "This, look at your aunt, if you bury your uncle in the county seat, you can also bury it back to your hometown or next to your grandmother's grave, but the cemetery in the county town is estimated that we can't afford it, I think it's better to go to the countryside once and move my uncle's grave there, after all, it is my uncle's roots, I mean this, I don't know what your opinion is?" ”
Mom didn't speak, but looked at me, obviously asking for my opinion again, Mom is used to it now, when Dad was there, Mom listened to his opinion, and now that Dad has passed away, she began to listen to my opinion, and I am now obviously the decision-making level of the family.
I thought about it, looked at Chenyanlu again, and then didn't answer immediately, but asked him, "Yanlu, what do you think?" Do you bury your father here, or do you bury your grandmother in her hometown? ”
Chen Yanlu is a very heartless person, and when he heard me throw the choice of this question to him, he immediately became overwhelmed, he waved his hand, and then said: "You are the decision-making level in the family, what kind of policy is up to you, you decide!" ”
I couldn't help but purse my mouth, and it came back to me after a long time.
Thinking about it carefully, what Mao Biqiu said is true, with the current economic situation of my family, it is absolutely impossible to buy a cemetery in the county seat, and I can't let my father stay in Yanshan for a while, which is not revealing, and wait until we earn enough money to buy a cemetery, which is pure nonsense.
I finally decided to move my father to my hometown in the countryside, firstly, because I returned to my roots, and secondly, my father had a deep relationship with my grandmother since I was a child, and burying him next to my grandmother was also a kind of spiritual and emotional comfort!
My choice, my mother and Chen Yanlu are extremely supportive, Mao Biqiu also nodded appreciatively, and he also explained to us not to think that it is good to be buried in some cemeteries in the city, not so, some cemeteries may be ventilated, buried there will be the ancestors in the shade, but some are different, many people do not know how to build cemeteries, what is destroyed is the natural environment, and the same destruction is also the spiritual root.
Sometimes one careless place can turn a great feng shui treasure into a useless wasteland in an instant! So it's sloppy.
The pattern of a region is like that, you have to build a cemetery on top of it, then the destruction is the local gas, if there is less destruction, it may not be felt, but if there is more destruction, it will be directly highlighted.
The reason why Mao Biqiu is willing to let his father's grave move to his hometown is also a large part of the deep meaning here.
As soon as the explanation was finished, we all continued to eat.
At this time, the uncle who had been immersed in eating suddenly spoke, and he asked me: "Sister-in-law, you went to see your uncle today as a member of the family, and you should have said that I should also go, but I have something to do today, so I can't go!" ”
I was quite surprised when I heard what he said, what could he do if he had something? Hasn't this product always had no relatives and friends here? Something could have happened, so I asked, "You... What's the matter with you? ”
The uncle squirmed for a long time, and said with an embarrassed face: "Today... Today, the Lun family made an appointment with Xiao Li police! Shame! ”
Chen Yanlu took a bite of the food he ate in his mouth, and spit it out at the cheap uncle, the cheap uncle's big face was all catched, his face was flushed, obviously choked, I was really convinced, I could choke on a meal, there is really a place where the cheap uncle can only think of it, and he can't do it without him.
Chen Yanlu coughed violently a few times, and also coughed up a few rice grains from his nose, he said: "Just say it, don't sell cute, okay, Xiao Li police?" How do I hear so familiar? Could it be ......?"
Mao Biqiu was also surprised: "You won't say that the beautiful Xiao Li police officer in the traffic police brigade who took the surveillance video last time?" ”
The uncle nodded shyly, Mao Biqiu's snot flowed out instantly, and he sucked it back like the uncle, and then said, "Are you kidding me?" Can you get her out? ”
"Why can't I ask her out?" The uncle expressed his dissatisfaction.
Mao Biqiu pursed his lips, and then said, "If you can ask her over, I will eat all the rice grains on your face!"
"Really?" Uncle Mean said?
"Seriously!" Mao Biqiu said!
"Good!" The uncle smiled evilly, and then took out his love crazy six mobile phone with an original price of 4999 and a discount of 199, then opened it, and handed it to Mao Biqiu after a few strokes.
Out of curiosity, I decisively poked out my neck to look, and saw that there were a few text messages displayed on the screen, looking at the recipient, and in an instant one did not sit firmly, lying down, Nima's cheap male uncle is really shameless, and the remarks simply gave me goosebumps all over my body, and I saw that the recipient filled in, Little Swallow!
Yes, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it, because he has to remark for fear that people will not know that it is "Huanzhu Gege" and specially approved a paragraph, Nima, you think you are filming "Huanzhu Gege"! Also Nima Xiaoyanzi, you think you are the fifth elder brother, you think your father is the emperor!
I couldn't help but scold the uncle in my heart, then got up from the ground again, and then went to look, and the first text message I saw was: "You are a crazy person and a little stupid, lingering to the end of the world!" ”
Looking at Xiao Li's reply, the policeman was: "Fifth Elder Brother, are you really Er Kang?" ”
The cheap uncle said again: "Qing Gege, I am Fortai!" ”
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After reading so much information, my values, outlook on life, social outlook, and facial features are all messy, and I have never seen such a mess, this Xiao Li policeman looks very cheerful and sunny on the outside, and he is twenty years old, when he is full of vitality, coupled with his slender figure and charming cheeks, he is completely worthy of the rich second generation of Principal Wang.
And looking at the cheap uncle, the upper body is dressed in a suit, the lower body is a jeans with patches, a shiny leather shoe under the feet, a big flat head, a pair of red phoenix eyes, a thirty-year-old appearance, fifteen-year-old dress, even if the earth is round, the two of them should not meet, and today...... I really want to sigh loudly, Xiao Li policeman, do you lack fatherly love......
The last paragraph of the text message reads: "Ziwei, today I want to go to the circle garden to enjoy the sun, I wonder if you are interested in going together!" ”
Yes, it's a circle garden, and it is estimated that it should be a royal garden, but the word "royal" is not written by a cheap male uncle...... He didn't even know how to write...
Police Officer Xiao Li replied: "Thanks to the emperor's love, the slave family will obey the holy decree!" ”
After reading this, Mao Biqiu and Chen Yanlu were completely dumbfounded, and the two of them slowly raised their heads as if they saw Altoman's monster, staring at the cheap uncle, the cheap uncle reached out very proudly, took the mobile phone from their hands, and then wiped it with their clothes very lovingly, and I couldn't wait to rub the phone without paint!
Then "bang" threw it on the table, and licked the rice grains on his face with his tongue, my focus was not on him licking the rice grains, but on his mobile phone, if I read it correctly, he was the same as a baby in the first second, polished brightly, but the next second it was thrown directly!
Mao Biqiu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he never thought that the cheap uncle could really hook up with Xiao Li in such an extremely abnormal way, in her heart, such a goddess was decisively arched by a pig!
Hate, hate that I said it so desperately, I forgot that the cheap uncle is the fork that makes all the impossible possible, this time there is really no way to go to the sky, there is no way to go down, if you really eat the rice on the face of the cheap uncle? You can pull it down, although the cheap uncle takes a bath every day, and it is clean, but he can't eat it, looking at the cheap uncle like that, Mao Biqiu would rather die than eat the rice on his face!
The cheap uncle didn't give up, he looked at Mao Biqiu with a smile: "Second brother, you see that the Lun family's * has shown you, should you also fulfill your promise, people are still waiting!" ”
I spit a mouthful of rice on the face of the uncle with a "poof", I swear I didn't mean it, but intentionally, it's really outrageous that this B goods are cute.
The uncle twisted me with a bitter face, I looked at him apologetically, the uncle didn't say anything, but suddenly changed his tone and said, "Second brother, look at the sister-in-law, I'm afraid that you won't have enough to eat, so I'll give you some more!" ”
Mao Biqiu looked at me like a stupid b, his face was full of disbelief, there must be a voice in his heart, and then asked me, why? Why? Why are you doing this? Why?
After all, he still didn't say it, but looked at the cheap uncle with a smile, and begged for mercy: "The cheap uncle has something to say, something to say, we are all a family, right, this is not appropriate!" ”
"We didn't think there was anything out of place!" Chen Yanlu and I watched the excitement on the sidelines, and we supported together.
Mao Biqiu said angrily: "Which side of the hell are you two, is there a bottom line, please can you leave a way to live!" ”
Chen Yanlu and I secretly enjoyed for a long time, not to support him, nor to deny him, let the cheap man uncle look at him with an evil smile, step by step, Mao Biqiu begged for mercy while saying good things, and finally the cheap man uncle had already arrived at his side, and when he could use force to force Mao Biqiu in the next step, he suddenly stopped again.
said: "Second brother, this is what you said to meet one of my conditions, my Yang Jiannan is a very disciplined person, don't try to lie to me again!" Otherwise, I'll be strong! ”
Mao Biqiu had already curled up into a ball, not daring to move, his arms covered his face tightly, that is, he would not eat the rice on the face of the cheap uncle if he was killed, at this time, when he heard this, he immediately seemed to have grabbed some life-saving straw, he stretched out his hand, swore to the sky, and said: "As long as I can do it, it is not excessive, it is not illegal, and it is okay not to lose dignity!" ”
"Good!" The uncle hit it off, and then he grinned and said, "Take it easy, this is definitely a condition that you can accept, and it is not illegal, not excessive, and does not lose dignity!" ”
Mao Biqiu was a little puzzled, he had relaxed a lot at this time, and he had already sat up straight from the chair, and when he heard the uncle's normal tone, he asked, "What are the conditions?" ”
The uncle said, "I'm going to be your son's godfather and give him a name!" ”
As soon as he said this, he was obviously pulling hatred, me and Chen Yanlu immediately quit, if you want to say that godfather, he wants to do it, forget it, but the name Rong Rong Sister personally asked me and Chen Yanlu to help them get it, and the cheap uncle wants to monopolize it, how can I and Chen Yanlu accept this?
So Chen Yanlu objected instantly: "Why, we made the name, why do you want to rob us of our jobs!" ”
Uncle Cheap smiled, he was decisively under no pressure for Chen Yanlu's opposition, he lay on Chenyan Lude's ear and said a lot, and he didn't know what to say, but Chen Yanlu's face was cloudy, and it was probably not a good thing, and finally Chen Yanlu looked like he had eaten, glared at Uncle, and said viciously: "Count you ruthless!" ”。