"Queen Mother, the little god sparrow is here again......" said the little guard guarding the door.

"What the hell could happen again?" The Queen Mother is holding an important meeting of the High God Realm.

What the hell is the high-level meeting, it is to use the reputation of the meeting to let those high-level immortals first come to know the king Zeus, and Taishang Laojun is the representative of the meeting.

"What's the matter?" The Queen Mother came out and asked.

"It's Bao Zheng who has an accident." The little god didn't dare to say it out loud, because she had delayed some time, and she was so timid in her heart that she spoke like a ghost pinching her neck, and it was hard to make a sound.

"Where?" Niangniang also asked in a low voice.

"It's on the mysterious island again, and it's also to find the Golden Fleece!" The little finch said.

"What about the mountain gods?" The Queen Mother began to grasp the snake, and the kindness of the heart would exhaust herself to death, but the busier she was, the more tired she became, and there would be more and more accidents, and she would not be evil.

"Maybe I've been playing mahjong all night and sleeping during the day?" This is estimated by the little finch, because the mountain god is good at this bite.

"I let him die in mahjong, I don't know if he lives or dies. You are a little mountain god, and now the governor has a headache......" said the Queen Mother.

"Is something wrong?" The Queen Mother returned to the conference hall and God asked.

"It's not a big thing, it's not a small thing! It's really heart-wrenching. "Niangniang didn't dare to hide the facts, saying that it was a small matter, and it was indeed a small matter.

"Then adjourn the meeting, anyway, this meeting is almost over, and we will have a chance to meet again in the future. If you have time, you will also go with the Queen Mother, and she will take care of a lot of my affairs, so she is busy now! God said.

"No, just go alone, it's not too much." The Queen Mother likes to hold on, and she still feels idle and bored when she has nothing to do.

"Then it's better to call a few people to go, it's better than one person." God said with his eyes squinted.

"Then I want to come to the Buddha Guanyin Heavenly King Zeus and Taishang Laojun to play with me, there are too many people and it will be in the way." The Queen Mother is afraid that there are many people, especially people she is not familiar with, or who are not of the same faction, and will turn things upside down.

"Go ahead!" God likes to speak with few words. He is also very calm in life, so he became a god, and it is explained by oriental culture that it is the turtle method, a good man......

The Queen Mother was most afraid that Jesus would come with her. Because her queen mother's heart is not as good as Jesus' heart. And when it comes to notarization, Jesus is slightly better than her. In other words, she is better than her everywhere. Everyone is afraid that someone will cover their head.

The little god bird drove the motorcycle forward to open the way, the queen mother and Guanyin Niangniang sat in the first car, and Zeus, the king of heaven, drove. Afterwards, Taishang Laojun drove the Buddha and sat in the car. (The director's cicada's cousin can be changed to a troika, and the clouds and fog are just that.) Remember. Novels are not scripts, you still have to process them, subtract what should be subtracted, add what should be added, and you have to use them flexibly. ）

"Taishang Laojun is quite satisfied with it, but that's all, it seems that he still has a little conservative thinking, and he doesn't dare to agree!" The Queen Mother said.

"He thinks he's a little bit ......of a hanger," Guanyin whispered, pointing to Zeus, the king of heaven, who was driving, with her mouth.

"Don't listen to him, who doesn't want to be a young man now? It depends on where it goes. Of course, the cicada has to hang on the child, of course. Men are generous and generous women can survive, if you find a man who is careful with calculations, how can you live this life? You said to buy an air conditioner, but he bought you a servant fan, and he was reluctant to even have an electric fan.

Not long ago, not to mention that there was a greedy god who embezzled and bribed hundreds of millions of dollars in cash at home, and smashed four or five money counting machines. Guess how low-key this river fishing is, a pair of leather shoes have been repaired three times, and this river fishing is not to keep money to bury people? The Queen Mother was talking and listening, and she wanted the king Zeus to hurry up and buy some decent clothes for Guanyin. Don't make a big girl have a boyfriend and dress like a B.

"Where is this going?" Zeus, the king of heaven, said, holding the steering wheel, staring ahead.

"Normandy Beach!" The Queen Mother said.

"The place of the 'Normandy landings' in World War II?" Zeus was interested in the Second World War, which means that most politicians had a greater or lesser understanding of history's major military affairs.

"No, is there another Normandy in that place?" The Queen Mother said.

"This is not necessarily, the same place name also has different concepts, for example, Nanchang City and Nanchang County." Guanyin Niangniang interjected. Yi stood on his boyfriend's side, which was naturally secretly pleasing the king Zeus.

"Yo ho, where did you learn to talk to your boyfriend?" The Queen Mother quipped.

"Originally, there are places with the same name in the world, one place can be in the South Pole, and one place can be in the North Pole." Guanyin thought that she could let her boyfriend enjoy the auditory taste of a beloved by talking.

However, Zeus, the king of heaven, listened to Guanyin. It seems that the tenderness in it is like water is heavy on itself, and it is even more beautiful to recall Guanyin from this voice.

The Queen Mother found out that Guanyin was using her sense of hearing to get close to the king, so she used her mouth to reach the king Zeus in the cab, and squinted at Guanyin Niangniang who was sitting next to her, and reached out to touch Guanyin's private parts, which scared Guanyin Niangniang and screamed suddenly: "Ah! And at the same time with a clamp between the legs. This is the virgin, and if there is a slight noise in this place, just like Moscow, as soon as it is frightened, it will be immediately armed.

Zeus, the king of heaven, thought to himself, you two mothers, I will call you mothers, after all, don't pinch each other, I don't have the heart to drive if Guanyin is fooled, this first night has not yet arrived, do I want to get a remnant or not?

The Queen Mother saw in the mirror that Zeus, the king of heaven, was a little displeased with his girlfriend's move, so she immediately stopped and returned to the battle of mouths and said, "Do you mean that if you go to the North Pole, you will freeze to death?" And if you go to Antarctica, it will stink your piece of fried tofu? ”

Guanyin pursed her lips and smiled when she heard this, and said, "Niangniang, what are you good for me to say?" The South Pole is hot, the North Pole is cold, where do you get this logic? ”

"Isn't this normal logic for me, do you say it's cold in the south or cold in the north?" The Queen Mother is here like this, clearly showing one south and one north, I am all the logic of catching fish and buttoning my cheeks, can I still run?

"How many years have you been studying, Queen Mother?"

"Two and a half years, less than three years." The Queen Mother said very frankly.

"No wonder, I can't tell you about this for a while, I'll text you when I have time!

((1) The Arctic region is fed by the famous North Atlantic Current. It also carries a large amount of warm and moist air into the Arctic, causing the sea area where the North Atlantic current passes not to freeze even in winter. For example, the famous Murmansk military port in Russia is the best example. The Murmansk military port is located in the Arctic Circle, but due to the warm current of the North Atlantic, it is the only perennial ice-free port in the waters near the Arctic in Russia!

(2) There is no land in the Arctic Circle, and most of it is the Arctic Ocean. Theoretically, the temperature in the Arctic should also be a little higher than in the Antarctic.

(3) The Antarctic is surrounded by the famous westerly circulation. The water temperature in the sea area through which the westerly circulation passes is very low and largely unchanged. The westerly circulation carries a dry and cold current. The westerly circulation acts as a strong barrier to Antarctica. It deprives Antarctica of the possibility of exchanging heat with the outside world. And it is precisely because of the westerly circulation that there is no warm current that can flow into the South Pole at all!

(4) Unlike the Arctic, the Antarctic is mainly composed of land. Theoretically, the temperature in the Antarctic region is of course colder than in the Arctic! It's called text messaging, you know. Guanyin said.

The Queen Mother knew that she might have misunderstood, but in the presence of the king Zeus, it was difficult to ask for details, so she said by the way: "Later!" ”

"I've only been reading for two years! So what is your high magic skill? Guanyin is using this to show that he is stronger than the Queen Mother in front of Zeus, which is a common problem for people, and it is a favor to compete for favor, and no favor is more to compete for favor.

"Didn't I learn the three axes that bite gold this way? At that time, he studied at Yichun Agricultural University, and we were neighbors. When he came home during the summer vacation, I always sneaked into his house...... Sometimes, too. The Queen Mother only showed her head a little.

"Do B sometimes, too?" The Queen Mother said it so little, and Guanyin Niangniang said it even more narrowly, and she said it to the Queen Mother's ear.

The two women hid behind their backs and grimaced, but the Queen Mother still corrected and said: "Just let him Mo Manai, man, fight ghosts, you have to ask others, this is the unspoken rule." "Whenever there is such a scene, a man and several women, or more women, even if this man is a bag of, the women will try to say how they have been, in order to show that they are not bad, or there are many men who have loved, I don't know if it is their shame, but they only know that they have been honored, so as to show that others pay attention to it.

"Your knowledge is not comprehensive, and you only rely on a few hard efforts to support it, don't you? It's going to be tiring. In addition to saying more shy words, Guanyin said other things back to the loud voice, to show that the king Zeus himself was in good health and full of energy when he spoke.

"Habit becomes natural, there is nothing tiring or tired, isn't it just to manage the administration, this is not to engage in some ghost scientific research results, just like fishing and casting nets, you will never forget it if you learn it." The Queen Mother hated this topic a little, but for the sake of face and shame, she became a real loner when she saw it.

"It's okay to do a job to the end, it's like a blind man coming home and squinting at everything. I'm afraid that if you change your job, if you do some clerical things, you have to show your stuffing, and then it will make people laugh off their big teeth, and you won't even be ......able to pass on the truth and cut a picture" Guanyin Niangniang said this, and suddenly felt that she was out of control, how could she say this about the queen mother, and there was also the king Zeus present, although he was driving, this is naturally at the bottom of the current queen mother.

Sure enough, Guanyin peeked at the face of the Queen Mother, and was flushed with embarrassment, as if she was hiding these two old faces with nowhere to hide. Comparing her heart to her heart, Guanyin Niangniang slapped herself in her heart with guilt. (To be continued.) )