"You see what kind of world this has become, the Queen Mother doesn't know what the hell she has done, why did she think of marrying Guanyin to Zeus, the king of different sects and different regions?" Rulai Buddha sat in the passenger cab and said.

"You just let her go, if you really can't control it, just be a favor, otherwise you will be disgusted in the future." I suffered from this, and several of my sisters got married, and it looked like they were all fucking thugs. Goose! Now they're fucking a little bit like a dog, and the car is more frequent than changing bikes, and now they can't afford to wait for them, and I'm mad!

I'm embarrassed now, didn't I just look down on them at the time? Now that they have money, I don't even dare to go to my relatives, so that people are afraid to see it, thinking that we are borrowing money from them. Goose! This made them feel much more relieved, and a poor ghost relative was younger, and they didn't steal the fun. Taishang Laojun held the steering wheel and looked ahead, and said with deep feelings.

"If she Guanyin really marries, the chaste archway of the eastern land will collapse." The Buddha said with a dead face.

"Isn't that enough, isn't there a queen mother?" Taishang Laojun said.

"Phew, her queen mother, she has long been stinking to the sky, and the high god realm calls her behind her back, what is her name? When we eat a dry plate, don't we put it in the soy sauce? As he spoke, the Buddha threw away this crucial name.

"Are you talking about 'soy sauce dishes'?" Taishang Laojun said.

"Oh yes, that's what it means, let people take turns dipping in soy sauce. She is also pure with an egg. Ye suspects that the ghost may have been involved in the king Zeus, and he may not be able to get out and replace it with Guanyin, which is unethical! "The Buddha always likes to use immorality to describe the relationship between men and women in the high god realm.

"Don't chew it, the queen mother is still worthy of the traditional concept, at least it is always a fact that people obviously do not marry their husbands, and no one can compare. It's not that no one wants it, if it doesn't take into account the world, you want to be tall and tall, and you have to look good. Marry a hundred husbands. Taishang Laojun said.

"Maybe it will answer your last sentence, marry a hundred husbands. I'm afraid that I will marry more than a hundred? Always go abroad to work, and it's been many years since I've been gone, and you know how to fool around outside? "Ever since the Queen Mother began to introduce Guanyin to the Heavenly King Zeus. If the Buddha said a lot of strange things about the Queen Mother behind his back, he wanted to chill the heart of the Queen Mother as the matchmaker this time, so as not to let Guanyin marry the king Zeus.

But some people say behind their backs that the Buddha may have already had a foot with Guanyin, afraid that the king Zeus will recognize that Guanyin is not a place, and that the king Zeus is the first in the high base. Traced down this green hat and fell on the head of the Buddha, whose spells were second only to the thunder and lightning of Zeus, and he was afraid that Zeus, the king of heaven, would kill him with a thunderbolt.

"With the development of society and the renewal of ideas, you should not put yourself forever in the feudal thinking of the past. Since you can't change them, let them change you, there is no thousand-year-old history. "Taishang Laojun always wants to change the stubborn old thinking of the Buddha.

"I see you're also a wreck, why don't you jump out and oppose it? And you should be the first to jump out against it, didn't you say that you and Guanyin gave birth to Sun Wukong? So you won't be a real cuckold?! "In order to persuade people not to marry Zeus, the king of heaven, the Buddha said this without regard for his feelings. is almost kidnapping Taishang Laojun, and forcibly forcing Taishang Laojun to stand on his own side.

"Goose! Pulling eggs, that's egg, there is no direct relationship. It is said that Guanyin sat on a stone and dozed off and menstruated, and this cicada B got up and left without washing the big stone with water...... Later, there was a ghost, I went up the mountain to herd sheep, sat on this big stone and dozed off, and was also beaten by the ghost to run away, and then this big stone became Sun Wukong. Is this a cuckold? Even if it is, it is still killed by ghosts. Taishang Laojun said without a moment's hesitation.

"You are really calm. I'm convinced! Why don't you take this opportunity to let Guanyin marry you? Before I had time, the rumor spread immediately, saying that Guanyin was the wife of your Taishang Laojun, and I would testify. Look at him, do you dare Zeus, the king of heaven? "The Buddha is forcibly using bad ideas.

"I don't understand, why do you have to stop Guanyin from marrying Zeus? Is there any ulterior cause or effect in this? Let's talk about it, if your reasons are tenable, my dog didn't help you yesterday, say come and see? Although Taishang Laojun said this, he was angry in his heart. But there are also people who want to know what kind of kindness the Buddha has?

"Talk eggs! I knew that you were so calm about Guanyin, so I waited for the king Zeus to stretch out his hand, and my dog her with a June pregnancy and pole dancing early yesterday (I saw a June pregnant person dancing pole on the Internet. ）…… Guanyin was sent by heaven to make me a perfect match for the Buddha, because I learned that you and she gave birth to Sun Wukong, I was so angry that I wanted to die, and the perfect match was made by someone, would I still think about other girls? Definitely.

I used to think that you were the Monkey King who married Guanyin, and I have always been attached to you and your son Monkey King.

It turns out that it's not, it's a cow B in the air, (which means the same as a cow in the air.) At most, they are dream couples, who have never had an actual relationship. Why am I just so stuck? Putting things on hold and never asking, something that should have been understood as soon as asked.

Now that the Queen Mother has intervened and preemptively proposed it to the king Zeus, can I still have the art of returning to heaven? I'm mad at me. "If it weren't for this, who would have known that the Buddha was a sullen man.

"Otherwise, if the east is not bright and the west is bright, you will have the queen mother, so as not to go to the king Zeus and rob a woman with two men." Taishang Laojun said without thinking.

"A piece of old B, let the poor it, isn't it said that the poor man the old B? Sister and brother love, it makes people sick to death when they hear it. Besides, if I like, until now, when we were together with her herding cattle in the morning, she always pretended to be asleep naked under the tree. Once I saw that her place was full of flies, so I hid in the grass and looked at her from behind, and found that she opened her eyes from time to time to see where I was. "The Buddha is thinking back to his youth.

"That's when you it?" Taishang Laojun Ding's head is hard, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and he may never have the opportunity to ask such an almost ridiculous word in the future.

"It's really not clear about this, it's been a few years, maybe you don't care about the nature of your youth, when you're crazy, what the hell do you know?" If the Buddha is a little bit identical, is it not clear if he it himself or not? I just want to be ambiguous to get the approval of others.

"It seems that everyone is similar, and the glamorous is just a superficial article, and there are irresponsible things behind it. Even the Queen Mother has also let go of cows, and she has been young, and she has also been young and does not understand nature.

(Specifically referring to sex, when impulsive, he will do some stupid things that want to do cow B, because he is young, because he is ignorant, because he waits, etc.) ）

It's really weird, why didn't she want to get married later? Taishang Laojun said puzzledly.

"Sugar cane is not as sweet as both ends. Later, this goods became a god and was set up as a chaste archway, didn't this die in the hands of those ignorant village fools, kowtowing to her every day. This thing thought it was, so he really fell victim to ignorant fools, and won the favor of all fools in the world at the cost of not marrying. The Buddha explained.

"But why is she thinking of marrying Guanyin again, hasn't Guanyin also been set up by all the fools in the world to establish a chaste archway?" Taishang Laojun is chasing after him, and he may have thought of writing an autobiography for these two mothers.

This is not difficult to understand, she may think of using Guanyin to open a gap, and when Guanyin is married, if all the fools in the world agree, they all accept that it is natural for a woman to marry her husband, and then marry herself. In the local dialect, it is to eat fish roe and not be fishy. "The Buddha's calculations are very logical, and of course they are also inferred from universality.

"If that's the case, can you guess who the Queen Mother wants to marry?" Taishang Laojun put himself on driving with one heart, mainly asking, and answering by the idle brain of the Buddha, which also belongs to the law of natural division of labor.

"I've been figuring out for days, just unpredictable. I heard that she fell in love with Julius Caesar, and there are also rumors that she is God. However, I personally believe that God is just her dream, unless she is secretly married, and wants to marry God, maybe God will not agree, which is against his faith after all. If God breaks the bottom line, is there a bottom line in the world?

(Gaius. Julius. Caesar (Gaius. Julius. Caesar, Julias. Julius Caesar, an outstanding military commander and statesman at the end of the Roman Republic (present-day Mediterranean coast and other regions). The Buddha didn't say it very clearly.

"People nowadays have fucking learned to worship foreign ...... Especially some ghost stars, as soon as they become famous, they marry foreign countries, as if they are really foreigners. "Taishang Laojun always only talks about one leader, and then lets the Buddha deduce the truth of the matter.

"There may be this ghost thing, different regions, different races, of course, their physiological functions may also be different (there is a kind of indigenous people who have special egg length, Baidu [aborigines] can see that there is a foot hanging zero. ）。 Just like Chinese football, some researchers have shown that it is because of the lack of milk and the lack of calcium in the bones, which is a racial difference, and it is not saved, so it is best not to toss (give up). No one is tired!

The battle for this sport should be abandoned, because it is not the strong point of the race. "If the Buddha has no words, he has to digress and force himself to deal with the past.

I haven't spoken for a long time, and Taishang Laojun's hand holding the steering wheel began to weaken, which means that drowsiness began to invade, and fatigue was quietly coming...... The car suddenly lost control, Taishang Laojun closed his eyes, and only heard the Buddha exclaim when he saw the miserable situation in front of him, "Oops!" (To be continued.) )