87_87408 Chapter 124 Only then did I put my mind at ease

Seeing that everyone had arrived, I was about to go to the kitchen to serve food, but the cheap uncle came over secretly and whispered to me: "Sister-in-law, is this person stupid!" I just compared him for a long time, and he didn't even understand? ”

I was scorched by his words, and since he was called Brother Chenyanlu, he naturally changed his name to sister-in-law, although I didn't like it very much.

But the cheap uncle is a straight man, he can only follow it, not go against it, in fact, I want to say that no one can understand you like a normal person, but in order not to hit him, I still said: "He's a little stupid, stay away from him, don't be infected by him!" ”

The uncle was very serious when he heard my words, and patted his chest to me to reassure: "Sister-in-law, don't worry, I will never be in the same league with this kind of person!" ”

Hearing him say this, I was relieved and went to the kitchen to help.

Soon all the dishes were out of the pot, I said hello to Chen Yanlu, and Chen Yanlu immediately changed the topic and said, "Brother Song, let's eat first!" Eat and chat! ”

Mao Biqiu also got up and made a gesture of please, Song Song stood up, asked the two of them not to be so polite, and followed into the kitchen.

Everyone sat down one by one, but I found that there was one person missing, what about the cheap uncle?

Chen Yanlu was still chatting with Song Song, so I had to get up and go out to look for the cheap uncle, and as soon as I arrived in the living room, I found that the cheap uncle was meditating in front of my father's coffin.

Yes, it's just meditating, just like those high-ranking people on TV, I went up and patted him, and then asked him, "Uncle, why don't you go to dinner?" What are you doing here? ”

The uncle opened his eyes, looked at me, then closed his eyes again, and said, "Sister-in-law, that person is too stupid, I don't want to eat at the same table with him, otherwise I will be stupid!" Sister-in-law, you don't have to worry about me, I want to purify my soul. ”

"I'm speechless, this product is too serious, but he came to fight alcohol, if he doesn't go here, how can he pour people, so I said: "It's okay, although that person is stupid, you just stay away from him, and you forgot your duty to come?"

The uncle thought about it, and then seemed to think of something, and suddenly realized: "The eldest brother asked me to pour him, I forgot about it, you see my memory!" With that, he immediately got up and went to the kitchen? Leave me petrified on the spot! To be honest, I'm a little crazy.

When he came to the kitchen, the cheap uncle remembered that Chen Yanlu didn't let him speak, so he found a place far away from Song Song and sat down, and then buried his head and drank the liquor.

I sat down with it, and it wasn't until this time that everyone was there.

Seeing that the time was ripe, Chenyanlu didn't hesitate at the moment, so he immediately took out a bottle of wine from under the table, and then said: "Today, Brother Song admires his face, come to the small mansion for a gathering, my Chenyanlu is really fortunate in three lives!" I'll have three cups first, and I'll take care of Brother Song! After saying that, he drank three glasses in a row, and his mother watched from the side and told him to drink less from time to time.

I don't understand the rules of this wine field, so I have to watch from the sidelines, after Chen Yanlu drank three glasses, Song Song also filled a glass, and said: "Brother Yanlu said this, I'll accompany you for a drink." ”

After both of them finished drinking, Chenyanlu praised Song Song again, the content was nothing more than some bold and atmospheric things, and then asked Song Song to move his chopsticks.

Within a few minutes of eating, Mao Biqiu came to another round, Mao Biqiu had three cups, and Song Song also had three cups.

Yiqiē looked pretty good, but after a while, Song Song obviously found that Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu were pouring him, and began to refuse to drink, seeing that the situation was about to be reversed, at this time, the cheap uncle spoke: "How can you drink wine like this, it's really boring!" ”

Song Song was stunned for a moment, then looked at the, and then said, "How does this brother want to drink?" ”

Uncle's sudden words were out of plan, and Chen Yanlu just asked him to toast. didn't let him express his opinion, so as soon as he said this, everyone present was stunned.

The still didn't make any waves and said: "Drinking, drinking is a good time, how can you leave the fist?" In this way, if you dare to play, let's draw a fist, I will fight against the three of you alone, one by one, if I lose, I will have three cups, if I win, who should have three cups? ”

If this is ordinary drinking, it is still good for the cheap man uncle, but at this time, it is a drinker, how can there be so many rules.

But I didn't expect it to be Song Song, who seemed to be very good, and then slapped the table and hit it off and said, "Okay, just do as you say, but we won't bully you." How about two-on-two? ”

The uncle waved his hand, looked indifferent, and said, "Okay, just that person and I will be in the team!" He pointed to Mao Biqiu.

Song Song nodded, and then the two sides began to draw punches

After about twenty minutes, Song Song and Chen Yanlu both lay down, and the cheap uncle was still like no one, his face was not red and his heart was not beating. Although there are Mao Biqiu in his team, Mao Biqiu didn't have his turn to play at all, and the cheap uncle knocked out Song Song and Chen Yanlu alone.

I was stunned when I watched from the sidelines, the cheap uncle was so good at punching that he lost two games, and the rest were lost by Song Song and Chen Yanlu, and Song Song didn't wait to stop talking. It's just that he was wronged and was also poured down.

The uncle saw that both of them had fallen, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't say anything else, but asked my mother: "Auntie, do you have garlic at home?" ”

My mother was already shocked by his set, and when she heard the ask this, she nodded completely incomprehensibly, and I couldn't help but ask him. "What do you want garlic for?"

The uncle said he was going to use garlic to cure hangover.

Mao Biqiu was next to him, and he didn't sit down and fell down. Using garlic to cure hangover, this is simply a strange story in the world, isn't it spicy to death?

But the cheap uncle was very persistent in asking for garlic, so his mother had to bring him one, he was too little, so he asked his mother to take ten, and then peeled them off one by one, and stuffed them into Song Song's mouth.

Yes, he stuffed all the garlic into Song Song's mouth, and then helped him smooth out, he said: "Sister-in-law, you wait, he will wake up in no more than a minute!" ”

I was still in shock, ignoring the words of the cheap uncle, but what shocked me even more was that in less than a minute, Song Song woke up! The first reaction after waking up is "spicy, spicy" and then looking for water? ”

The old mother was kind enough to point him to the faucet, and then Song Song put his face in at once, and then began to drink water.

Uncle Cheap Guy sees this. Immediately, he slapped himself and stood up after the conspiracy succeeded, and said to me with a laugh: "Haha, sister-in-law, you can rest assured now, he won't be able to get up in two days." ”

It turns out that the uncle, said that sobering up is to let him sleep longer from this, I can't help but be a little surprised when I hear this, if you look at it according to this incident, the uncle's thinking is still very cautious, not like an ordinary mental disorder patient.

Thinking of this, although I still don't understand the rules of this boxing, I still can't help but ask him: "Uncle, who did you learn from you, you look so powerful." ”

When the uncle heard me ask him this, he immediately pointed at himself? I'm sure I'm asking him, I nodded, and he said to me: "Sister-in-law, this is something I taught myself before, and it's not very powerful, but I don't know if I can help, but the eldest brother asked me to irrigate him, it must be for me to delay him, so I delayed him a little longer!" Hey! ”

At this time, Mao Biqiu crawled out from under the table, because he had just been slipped on the ground by a sentence from the cheap uncle, so he never got up.

At this time, before he got up and sat down, he looked at the cheap uncle with admiration, and at the same time raised his thumb and said worshipfully: "Jiannan, I can't see it, you really have a hand in the wine field." ”

This is true, the cheap uncle really has a set in the wine field, so I can imagine that he must have socialized a lot before, otherwise it would be impossible to be so familiar with the rules of the wine field, so drawing inferences from one another, it seems to coincide with the factory that the cheap uncle said before.

But whether it's true or not, the cheap uncle is more experienced than Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu in this regard.

The two of them lay down, and they couldn't keep it here all the time, Mao Biqiu took the initiative to ask Ying and the cheap uncle to carry Chen Yanlu alone, and Song Song was carried to the sofa in the living room.

After that, Mao Biqiu walked in again, but maybe because of the presence of my mother, some things were not easy to say, so he motioned for me to go out, of course I know that now that the matter is done, the next thing is to do business, how to get the monitoring data.

So I realized at the moment, and went out with him, and my mother knew that we were hiding something from her, but she just looked at me and didn't say anything.

After Mao Biqiu and I walked out, we stopped in a corner of the living room where my mother couldn't hear.

As soon as he stopped, Mao Biqiu began to go straight to the point, he said: "Xiaomi, I won't sell it to you, you also see that Song Song has been stunned now, and the plan is half successful, the next thing we have to do is how to get the monitoring, I discussed it with Yanlu before, and there are only two ways that can work at present." "One is that we go directly to get it, but we have to pretend to be Song Songde to get it, otherwise it is impossible for the traffic police brigade to give it to us, and the other is that we go to steal, so that we don't know it, but this danger is too great, and even if it is stealing the information, but there is no way to clear the original information, Song Song can still see this information if he wakes up two days later, so I feel that it is better to take the first method, let's go to the traffic police brigade in the name of Song Songde to get it?" How do you feel? ”

What Mao Biqiu said, I have also thought about it carefully, and it is not unreasonable, and at present, it is best to go to the traffic police brigade to get information in the name of Song Song.

But there is one thing that I don't understand, even if we pretend to be Song Song's subordinates to get the surveillance, there must be evidence, or who knows you? You say it's his subordinates, it's his subordinates? How is it possible, so I hurriedly analyzed, and at the same time asked my doubts: "What you said makes sense, I also thought that it is the most reliable to pretend to be his subordinate at present, but I still have a question?" How do we pretend so that no one will find out? ”

Mao Biqiu seems to have thought of this problem a long time ago, and at the same time thought of a way to deal with it, I asked this, it didn't cause him too much fluctuation, he still said flatly: "This is very simple, as long as we hold Song Songde's mobile phone, but the premise is that he has to call the traffic police brigade!" ”

"Oh?" I couldn't help but wonder, and then glanced at Song Song, who was lying unconscious on the sofa, and couldn't help frowning. "You see he can't get up now, why might he call!" ”

Indeed, to have someone who can't get up at all to speak to you is simply teaching an animal to speak human.

Who knew that this was originally a very troublesome thing for me, but when I got to Mao Biqiu, it became a smile, he gave people the feeling that there was no pressure at all, he said: "It's impossible to want him to help us, but it's really not, isn't there much fake?" Hehe! After he finished speaking, he glanced at me, but I still didn't understand much, Mao Biqiu said again: "You are so stupid, we can pretend to be Song Song and call the traffic police brigade, anyway, it is a few words, as long as the voice is not too different, you can completely fool around!" ”

Looking at his confident face, it really gave people a sense of great success and I said, "Can this work?" Don't mess it up, and did you pretend to be his candidate? ”

Mao Biqiu didn't say anything more, but only said eight words: "The cheap man is out of the horse, a top two!" ”

After saying that, he smiled and went to talk to the cheap uncle, I know, he wants the cheap uncle to play his cheap kung fu again.

I also followed his footsteps to the cheap uncle, only to hear Mao Biqiu sit next to the cheap man and say, "Uncle, I need your help with something now, is it about your eldest brother?" Would you like to hear it? ”

As soon as the heard that it was about Chenyan Lu, he was more interested than anyone else, and his head nodded as if he had pounded garlic, so he said, "Second brother, do you say?" What's going on? ”

I heard it clearly next to me, and I strangled it again, this cheap man relationship is climbing too fast, when will Mao Biqiu become his second brother? I don't even know?

Mao Biqiu seemed to enjoy the feeling of being the second brother, he nodded excitedly, and then began to explain to the cheap uncle: "In a while, I want to make a call, but you have to answer this call, you say it according to my requirements, but the tone should imitate Song Songde's tone, do you understand the imitation?" ”

The cheap uncle nodded, and Mao Biqiu continued: "You just need to say a few words, there are no requirements, you just need to speak very toughly?" Will it work? ”

The slut uncle showed a difficult look on his face, and he also scratched his head, I thought he couldn't do it at first, who knew that he asked Mao Biqiu a question, this question made me scorched on the spot, he said: "Second brother, I have a request, I just imitate him, but I don't want to be him, he is a fool, I don't want to be like him?" ”

I'll go, as soon as Uncle's words came out, I remembered what I said to him before the meal Song Song was a little stupid? But? He doesn't need to be so concerned, I'm just talking!

The brother looked at Mao Biqiu with a serious face, there is no room for negotiation about this issue, but how can Mao Biqiu know what he said, and when the uncle said that Song Song was stupid, I obviously saw him stunned for a moment, and he replied: "It's just for you to imitate him and speak, you don't need to be him, you can rest assured about this, the second brother takes a personality guarantee!" ”

The uncle put his mind at ease and agreed to help, and then Mao Biqiu ignored him, and raced against time to go to Song Songde's clothes to flip through his mobile phone, although it was a bit inappropriate to do so, but there was really no other way at present.

And the uncle ran to me in a fit of anger and said to me with concern: "Sister-in-law, I am afraid that you and your eldest brother will not be able to have a round house today, I will help you take care of him if it's okay, he and his second brother can sleep well!" ”

When I heard what he said, I was stunned, and it took a long time to come back to my senses the meaning of his words, and I slapped it on the head angrily, where did this thing learn so badly, can it speak, what does it mean that you can't have a round room with the eldest brother, and a round room with the second brother, if it weren't for his IQ being a little anxious, I directly picked up eighteen weapons and chased him all over the street, but then again, if it wasn't for his head problem, he wouldn't have said such an idiotic problem.

However, the cheap gay man was beaten by me and didn't find out that he was wrong, but he looked aggrieved, as if he was going to cry, he covered his head and asked me: "Sister-in-law, why are you beating people casually, beating people is illegal, be careful I sue Uncle Sù police!" ”

Hearing this, I really couldn't bear him anymore, the small universe exploded instantly, and even beat him with kicks for half an hour, and my hands hurt when I hit him, but he still didn't change, his mouth still wanted to pump him, and when I just kicked him, he actually shouted to me: "Smecta, Ya Butterfly, Ya Butterfly!" ”

I don't know where he learned these two sentences, but these two sentences are very provocative tempers, let alone women, so the more I hear him call me to beat me harder.

With the attitude that he had to teach him a good lesson for his parents today, he also let him taste the taste of daring to provoke girls, so I beat him with all my strength for a long time, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore and began to admit his mistake: "Sister-in-law, Smecta, I was wrong, I was wrong Smecta!" ”

I paused and asked him, "What's wrong?" ”

Uncle's words made me jerk him for another twenty minutes, he said: "I shouldn't say Ya Yan Butterfly, it should be your aunt who dies, your aunt dies!" ”。