87_87408 Chapter 125 I'll wash him tomorrow

The is really cheap, I have no strength to fight in the end, he still doesn't change, if it weren't for Mao Biqiu stopping the two of us, I would definitely go straight to the stick.

After Mao Biqiu stopped me, he directly pulled the cheap uncle aside, and then took out Song Song's mobile phone from his arms, and then took out a white piece of paper from his arms, and the words were written on the white paper. He said, "Just follow the above recitation, and remember that the voice must be thick and mature? Understandable? ”

The cheap uncle nodded, and Mao Biqiu explained a few more words to him, he was really afraid that something would go wrong with this goods, but fortunately, he got the consent of the cheap uncle, and then found the phone number of the traffic police at about two or three o'clock this afternoon from the call record. Handed it to the uncle.

The cheap uncle was very bold, took the phone, and after the other party connected, he said arrogantly: "Hey! Xiao Li! ”

Soon a female voice came from there, the female voice was good, very good, she replied, "Brother Song? What's wrong? ”

As soon as the uncle heard that the other party was a woman, he secretly got happy, and said while having fun: "Xiao Li beauty, something happened to me today, my mother was hospitalized, and she was crushed with a biological (sexual) fracture, and the doctor said that it would take a long, long, long time to get better, it's a big deal, hey, I can't leave for a while, so take it!" ”

The cheap uncle suddenly got stuck as he spoke, then his head stretched forward, carefully looked at the words on the white paper, and finally squinted, and said decisively: "Second brother, what are these two words reading?" ”

When I heard him say this, I almost couldn't help but rush up and beat him up, I was obviously afraid that he would make a mess, he didn't know how to read, so why did he nod when Mao Bi asked him just now? This product is too unreliable, Mao Biqiu was also stunned, and then whispered to him: "Information! ”

Uncle, then he understood, and chatted again to the beauty on the phone: "Xiao Li beauty, I'm really sorry, just now my mother fell off the bed, I went to help it, now it's okay, the doctor came, said that it was extended on top of the crushed fracture, and now it has become a crushed bone block, and I have to have surgery, the purpose of my call with you this time is to let my friend soak you"

"Phew, I want my friend to go to your place to get the monitoring data, because I don't have time these days, do you think it's okay?"

Giggled over there, Mao Biqiu and I were stunned for a moment, thinking that the other party had discovered something? The heartbeat accelerated suddenly, and the other party said: "It's really annoying, Brother Song, you are still so humorous!" ”

I was thundered on the spot, what to say? Why does it sound so awkward, annoying? Is it annoying? Is it possible to take a surveillance camera and pull out some gossip? Then I heard the uncle say again, "Right? I'm very humorous, okay, I won't tell you more, my mother drinks water, I have to buy him water, find someone to help me get it today. Use this phone to contact you! ”

The policewoman didn't seem to find any clues, nodded, and then said very gently, so that Mao Biqiu and I couldn't help but shudder: "Brother Song has time to come to my house as a guest, there is no one in my house"

The cheap male uncle was a little excited, and he wanted to chat with the policewoman for a while, but Mao Biqiu asked him to hang up quickly, because he was afraid that he would show his stuffing, and he still understood the truth that if he said too much, he would lose it, but the cheap male uncle was unhappy and said that Mao Biqiu would disturb him to pick up girls.

I'm on the spot, I'll go to it, do you still know about pickled girls? Fortunately, Mao Biqiu could guess the careful thinking of the cheap uncle, and promised him that he would definitely find a woman who was 10,000 times more beautiful than this woman to introduce him in the future.

The uncle heard this. His eyes were green, and he was excited to cry again, but he was stopped by Mao Biqiu, and he was so moved that he said: "Second brother, you are so good to me, and you are still looking for a girlfriend with me"

After saying this, he paused, and then he said two more words, Mao Biqiu and I petrified on the spot, he said: "Second brother, I have always liked a female star, she has beautiful songs and sweet songs, and she is also very popular!" You'll find me that kind of thing in the future, okay? ”

The cheap uncle was embarrassed when he mentioned this, and covered his face with a little shy look as he spoke, Mao Biqiu was a little curious, so he asked: "What is the name of the female star?" ”

When the cheap uncle heard this, he was even more embarrassed, it seemed that when he mentioned his sweetheart, his whole heart was as soft as cotton, and he said shyly: "Her name is Han Hong" After speaking, he covered his face and lowered his head and became shy.

Mao Biqiu was petrified on the spot, what is Han Han Han? He was stunned for a long time before he asked, "Han Hanhong?" Do you like Han Hong's style? ”

The uncle nodded faintly, but he was too shy to look up.

I feel that I must owe him in my last life, Ya, so in this life, the genius let him put it by my side to torture me, and since he said that sentence, I have been in my head, and a majestic figure has emerged, lingering. Actually, it's not that I don't want to wave, it's mainly that I can't wave her.

Mao Biqiu glanced at me, then patted the cheap uncle on the shoulder, and said seriously, "Okay." A person has a person's aesthetic style, although yours is a bit different, but it's not bad, and the second brother will find that in the future! ”

The cheap uncle was moved again, and the two of them talked for a while, before they remembered the matter, according to Mao Biqiu's meaning, I just went with him, after all, it was useless to take a piece of information with so many people, of course, I was afraid that the cheap brother would be cheap again!

But the uncle didn't agree, he said that he poured people down, why didn't he take him there, and finally said some of the things that he didn't have, even his eighty-year-old mother and fifteen-and-a-half-year-old son said it, Mao Biqiu and I had no choice, if we didn't take him, I would definitely be annoyed by him, so I finally agreed!

The cheap uncle hugged Mao Biqiu and said a lot of inconsequential words, Mao Biqiu went to do the right thing, today is destined to have no way to guard the soul for his father, but the rules can not be extinguished, so Mao Biqiu took out three pillars of incense from the bag, lit it, and then bowed three times to the portrait of his father, and then sang: "Guarding the spirit, guarding the spirit, guarding the spirit into the yang, replacing the family with incense, offering to the yin, the dead are great, the three worlds are home, today's move, tell the world, lonely souls and wild monsters, speed and rakshasas, please the six stars of the Southern Dipper, the seven stars of the Big Dipper, I am as anxious as the law! ”

After reading this, he put the three pillars of incense in the incense burner in front of his father's last photo, out of curiosity I asked him what he was doing, and he said that today I and Chenyan Lu can't keep the spirit, but we can't have nothing, so I will use incense instead of the two of us to keep the spirit.

I asked him why he didn't say this trick before, and he said that the wake-up is a kind of final send-off for the deceased elders, and it is necessary to have an attitude of respect, reluctance, and grief.

After listening to this, I felt that he was not unreasonable, and there was no doubt.

At eight o'clock in the evening, we went straight to the traffic police brigade, and according to the information on the phone, we saw that this was the landline phone of the county traffic police brigade, so we went directly to the county traffic police brigade.

Originally, he had to drive his own car with a cheap uncle, but Mao Biqiu asked him a question, which made us feel that he was no longer suitable for driving in the next few months, Mao Biqiu asked him: "Do you have a driver's license?" ”

The uncle was very rusty when he heard this word, and quickly shook his head, and then said, "What is a driver's license?" ”

I immediately stepped forward and asked, "Don't sue me, you don't have a driver's license?" ”

The uncle waved his hands and said with a helpless expression: "No! ”

I fainted again on the spot, this B cargo didn't even have a driver's license, wait, how could he dare to go on the road without a driver's license? I asked him, "How did you get on the road without a driver's license?" Haven't you been checked by the traffic police brigade? ”

The cheap uncle slowly took out a small notebook from his arms, the front of the book is printed with the national emblem, the whole body is green, it looks like a driver's license, he said: "I have this thing, sister-in-law, do you see if this is a driver's license?" ”

I took it and flipped through it, and then I saw these big words: "Global Driving Motor Vehicle Pass!" ”

I couldn't help but go back to me and even asked him where he got it?

The uncle said that he did it from a small alley, and he forgot where the small alley was, but the only thing he remembered was that this thing cost ten yuan for three, and he still had two copies at home. One is an Asian pass, the other is an African pass, and he said that he was stopped by the traffic police uncle once, but because he ate a lot of durian-flavored spicy strips, the traffic police uncle couldn't stand it and let him go.

I felt a cold wind blowing from the side and couldn't help but shiver, and finally I agreed with Mao Biqiu that he was not allowed to be on the road without a driver's license, so this time it was Mao Biqiu who drove, I sat in the co-pilot, and the brother sat in the back seat, he didn't honestly ask us where did we get this driver's license?

I said: "A driver's license is a kind of certificate that allows you to drive a motor vehicle, and the qualification test is conducted at some driving schools under the jurisdiction of the traffic police brigade!" ”

The remembered this deeply, and said that he must go to the test in the future and get his driver's license, and I really didn't want to hit him when he looked like that, so he didn't say much.

After a while, we came to the county traffic police brigade, at this time, because it was more than eight o'clock on the street to come and go vehicles, there were a lot of people, and the county traffic police brigade was the same, the traffic flow was very large, should be some off-duty public servants.

From afar, you can see that the lights in the office building are very dense, and it is clear that we have arrived quite early this time. A lot of people haven't left work yet.

Mao Biqiu found a parking space from here, stopped, and then the three of us came to the door of the traffic police brigade.

Originally, I was going to call Xiao Li police directly, just let her come out, but the had to enter the traffic police brigade to make a call, Mao Biqiu and I asked him why, and he said that it seemed grand.

Long, your sister, Long.

I know the character of the cheap uncle, so I decisively didn't disobey him, but if we want to let him go first, we won't lose face with him.

The man is also bold, he said he would go in, let us wait for his good news next to him, and then he swaggered in, the ups and downs of the action were very exaggerated, but just walked through the door, the old man in the gate came out, stopped him, and then glanced at him, probably because he didn't feel like a person from the traffic police force.

Indeed, the outfit of this product really made me feel the urge to hit the wall.

The uncle's attitude was not bad, so he asked him: "Young man, who are you looking for?" ”

The uncle glanced at the old man, and then said disdainfully. "I'm looking for Xiao Li police!" And with that, he went inside.

But the old man stepped forward and stopped him again, he said: "Young man, please stay, stay, which Xiao Li policeman are you looking for?" There are too many policemen with the surname Li, can you tell me his full name? ”

The uncle soon became impatient with the old man's question, and he said angrily: "How do I know what her full name is?" I only know that her surname is Li, and she is a woman. Pretty looking? looks like a female star Han Hong, have you ever seen it? ”

The old man was very kind-hearted, and he didn't listen carefully to the words of the cheap man in front of him, he thought about it, and after thinking for a long time, he didn't think of any traffic policeman who looked like Han Hong, he wondered: "I've been working here for more than ten years, and I haven't seen a female traffic policeman who looks like Han Hong?" Are you misremembering, young man? ”

But the cheap male uncle is a bull's horn, he saw that the old man didn't know, so he simply didn't talk nonsense, and wanted to break inside, but the old man stepped forward to stop him: "Young man, or you give her a call, we have regulations, and people who are not working here are not allowed to enter." ”

Of course, the old man's sentence is limited to the cheap uncle, otherwise there are people who come here every day because of the traffic fines, and they all have to be turned away?

But then again, I don't blame the old man for stopping him, it's really that the dress of this b goods is too unusual, the upper body is wearing a suit that has been a little yellowed, and the lower body is wearing a set of fashionable and fashionable beggar pants, which is the kind of rotten pants, and the lower body is wearing a pair of shiny cloth shoes Yes, it is cloth shoes.

Nima's outfit doesn't stop him except for the mental hospital, who doesn't stop him!

Seeing that the uncle was going to reason with the old man for three hundred rounds, I hurriedly asked Mao Biqiu to signal him to come back, just kidding, making trouble at the door of the traffic police brigade? Unless he was impatient, the uncle reluctantly walked over, and complained at the same time: "This old man is really difficult! ”

I said, "How?" I'm not wrong, I told you to make a phone call a long time ago, and now I'm turned away, right? ”

Then I motioned to Mao Biqiu to call that Xiao Li policeman, Mao Biqiu nodded, and took out Song Songde's mobile phone from his arms, which was about to be dialed.

But who knows that the cheap uncle is still unwilling to give up, and he doesn't let Mao Biqiu call, and at the same time says that if he can't figure out how to mix with an old man in society in the future, he talked to us about a plan, and this plan is that he will pester the old man for a while, so that the two of us can sneak in at this time.

I'm speechless, there's an easy way to use this, but I have to use this difficult way? Uncle is not having a problem with his brain, I couldn't help but pat myself just thinking of this, Uncle just has a problem with his head, I really don't know who to provoke today.

In the end, in order to give the cheap uncle another chance, Mao Biqiu nodded and agreed, but the premise is that there is only this one chance, if it still fails, you have to call, the cheap uncle nodded, and let the two of us take a look with confidence.

Then he returned to the door of the traffic police brigade, and Mao Biqiu and I were still looking at the cheap uncle in a shadow opposite?

Before the uncle walked to the door, he took out a bottle of eye drops from his pocket and dropped two drops on his eyes. As a result, he covered his eyes, and hey, hey, he bent over and went to the traffic police brigade again.

The old man at the gate found him again, and asked him from the window of the gate, "Young man, how is it?" Did the call go? ”

Uncle's acting skills swept through his body in an instant, and Uncle said: "Uncle, don't mention it, a little bug flew into my eye when I just called, and it was uncomfortable to die in it, hey, can you help me blow it?" ”

The old man was stunned? Then he said a little puzzled: "Little bug? Where is it? ”

The uncle pointed to his two eyes: "I have both eyes, uncle, help me blow it, you see my tears flowing." ”

The old man was kind-hearted, and as soon as he saw the eye drops on the uncle's face, he immediately greeted: "Young man, come in, come in, why is it so coincidental, let the uncle show you, the uncle used to be a veterinarian for two years when he was in the countryside!" ”

Mao Biqiu and I listened to the conversation between the cheap uncle and the old man clearly from a distance, and as soon as the old man's words came out, I laughed out loud, it was really too tall for the cheap uncle.

As soon as the saw that the conspiracy had succeeded, he immediately followed the old man into the door, but he didn't forget to signal us, and put one hand behind his back and ticked it to signal that the two of us could come in.

Mao Biqiu and I didn't delay, we walked straight to the traffic police brigade, and when we arrived at the door, we heard the old man say: "Young man, you are not a worm in your eyes!" It's eye, you really should wash it, there was once a sheep in our hometown who was blind, you can't follow in his footsteps! ”

Then I heard the uncle reply: "Don't worry, uncle, I'll wash him tomorrow!" ”

The old man nodded, and then the two of them returned to the state of blowing their eyes.

Mao Biqiu and I walked into the traffic police brigade properly, yes, it is not a difficult thing to enter the traffic police brigade, it can only be said that the cheap uncle thinks too much.

After entering, Mao Biqiu coughed, this is the signal just said, he waved his hand to let us in, Mao Biqiu coughed to mean that we have entered.

Because he was afraid that he wouldn't hear it, Mao Biqiu coughed twice, and we had already walked through the gate and walked towards the office building, and the cheap uncle didn't forget to buy us a little time