87_87408 Chapter 160 Is there really a life in existence?

"How can you say I didn't knock on the door? Are you saying that I am rude, that you are provoking me, I tell you

Big brother, no one can provoke me, otherwise I will be anxious with you, but today I am happy and I will not be like you! ”

I also sat up from the bed at this time, straightened my hair, my face was a little crimson, this feeling of being caught and raped in bed was really very uncomfortable, and then said with some dissatisfaction: "You don't tell me that you don't have those who have it, what are you doing in our room, hurry up!" ”

Yes, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with the uncle now, because this b cargo is too good at, and it can be pulled from Earth to Mars, so in order not to let him waste his precious time, he decisively went straight to the point.

It turns out that going straight to the point sometimes doesn't work, and I really don't have any tricks to deal with people like the uncle, unless he gives him a duct tape to put his mouth on, but he has hands to uncover, and if he ties his hands and feet, it is a malicious restriction of freedom. It's illegal, so I haven't summed up a useful way to deal with a uncle yet.

The uncle was reminded by me like this, and suddenly patted his head, and then as if he had just thought of it, he said: "Sister-in-law, you see that I have forgotten this memory, hey, I haven't drunk gluconic acid oral liquid recently, and my brain is not good, it's like this, just now, five minutes ago, I was watching "Zombie Taoist" in the living room. ”

"After the old Taoist priest's pants were crossed off by the zombie's claws, revealing his white buttocks, the zombie kept attacking the Taoist priest's ass, guess who I thought of at the time? Second brother, haha, the second brother is a Taoist priest, you can think about how funny it would be if the second brother caught a zombie and was torn by the zombie's pants, revealing his buttocks, even now I can still laugh and roll back and forth! ”

Chen Yanlu couldn't bear it at first, and he said in a low tone, "Can you tell me the point?" ”

"Ahem!" The slut uncle coughed lightly, then scratched his buttocks, and said in a completely unruly manner: "Just when the zombie was about to pounce on the old Taoist's ass, he suddenly burst out of the kitchen and turned me around from the ass. ”

"I looked back and found that it was Auntie, Auntie glanced at the living room, and then found me and asked me where you two went, I said I went to the room, Auntie said it was a few minutes back, I said it was half an hour, Auntie said you go and call them, I said oh!"

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I stood up all of a sudden, interrupted the uncle's talk like a primary school student's essay, and gritted his teeth and said, "What the hell do you want to say!?" ”

My trick worked for the uncle, when he saw my face full of anger, he finally stopped there and continued to talk to himself, he looked at me fearfully, and then said: "Auntie asked me to call you to dinner, the meal is ready!" ”

Chenyan Lu was so surprised that his eyes were about to fly out, and he asked, "That's it?" ”

The uncle nodded: "Big brother, yes, that's it!" ”

After hearing this, Chenyan Lu immediately twitched, fell straight on the bed, and fainted.

I can still think of what he thought before he fainted, Nima, just have a meal, you have so much nonsense, why, why is this qiē, what did I do wrong in my morning? You're going to treat me like this? I'm going to let the uncle torture me. Because he couldn't withstand this double shock, his brain twitched and he fainted.

The man holding the fox and the rabbit

Half an hour later, I, Uncle, Chenyanlu, and my mother gathered in the kitchen, during which I made a phone call with Sister Rong Rong and expressed condolences, Sister Rong Rong said that she was very good, and today Mao Biqiu went to the hospital with her to check it out, and the doctor said that the development of the fetus is very good, as long as you supplement more vitamins.

Then she asked me how my house was. I heard Mao Biqiu say that the murderer has been caught, but my uncle's tomb is buried in Yanshan, have we found it today? Wait, without exception, Sister Rong Rong still cares so much about our family!

In order not to worry Sister Rong Rong, I panicked with her, saying that I had found it, and I would just move it in a few days, Sister Rong Rong was relieved and relieved, and I had to say that I would ask Mao Bi to come over tomorrow and help my father move down the grave.

But I politely refused, this is not a joke, Mao Biqiu finally went home, this time I can't let him stay at my house anyway, unless it's the day of my father's tomb to let him come over to help, and let him stay at home with Sister Rong Rong for the rest of the time!

Hung up the phone, the meal has already begun, today's meal is particularly fast, and I don't know why, everyone is very dull, and they didn't say anything at the dinner table, even the cheap uncle, after eating, they went back to their rooms.

The uncle took his movie plate of "Zombie Taoist" and watched it in the living room, and the laughter was called a rampant, I wondered, I have watched horror movies for so many years, and I haven't found this horror movie funny once, it can make him laugh out of tears, and it can see horror movies as funny movies, there is really no one.

Mom went upstairs, and Chenyanlu and I went back to the room.

This time, Chen Yanlu was obviously shrewd, and locked the door when he entered the house, and then walked towards me again with a strange smile, but looking at his stinky sweat, I stopped him directly and asked him to take a bath first, Rao was a little reluctant to go, but Chen Yanlu knew my character, don't want to go to bed without taking a bath, so I had to stop the urge to pounce on me, and took the initiative to take a bath obediently.

After taking a shower, what I didn't expect was that this thing came naked, yes, not even a small Nene was worn, and I couldn't help glaring at him when I saw this, and asked him if he was a hooligan?

Chen Yanlu smiled, the one who laughed was called a bad one, he shook his head, nodded again, and then said, "I'm not just a hooligan, I'm a hooligan!" With that, he lunged at me again.

I couldn't help but scold him quietly, when did this kid become so impatient, he didn't even bother to wear underwear after taking a shower, but this time I stopped him again, because although he took a good bath, but I haven't washed yet, if I don't take a bath, I just feel very uncomfortable just sleeping, this is a personal habit.

Chen Yanlu obviously couldn't wait, saying that he didn't want me to take a bath, and said that he wouldn't die if he didn't wash for a day, don't use this to stop his great plan to create a man, I couldn't help but glance at him again, and then broke free from him and ran into the bathroom, closing the door from the inside.

This time, Chenyan Lu had no tricks, so he had to wait outside, the sound of the faucet was not hitting Chenyan Lu's beating heart every minute and every second, and this short twenty minutes made Chenyan Lu feel like a year.

After I washed up, the moment I walked out of the door wrapped in a bath towel, Chenyan dewed out two nosebleeds in his nostrils, and stared at me with a nymphomaniac.

Since I had just taken a shower and my hair was still wet, a wet temptation was revealed, plus my figure was very good, about one meter seven tall, and my full breasts, which was a fatal temptation for any man, and Chenyan Lu was obviously impressed by me again this time.

It took a long time for Chen Yanlu to come back to his senses, the nosebleed in his nostrils was only wiped with his hand, and he couldn't care about it, he laughed strangely, got out of bed immediately, and carried me directly to the bed, Rao told him several times that his hair hadn't dried yet, and he didn't care, no matter what, I didn't have as much strength as him, so I had to give up the idea of talking about it after my hair was dry.

But,It's not that I don't cooperate today.,It's that the cheap uncle doesn't cooperate.,Just now Chen Yanlu hugged me to the bed.,When I was going to take back the bath towel on my body.,Suddenly there was a "bang" knock on the door outside the door.,Come without warning.,This time it can make Chen Yanlu very unhappy.,I don't know if this cheap uncle is deliberate.,Or it just so happens that every time he interrupts people at critical times.,Especially when this kind of thing happens.,It's really annoying.。

He said in a somewhat angry tone: "I said that you are still finished, uncle, it's so late, why do you keep knocking on the door of our room when you don't sleep, hurry up and get out, go back to sleep!" ”

"Huh?" The uncle snorted lightly, and then he was extremely surprised and said: "Big brother, you are really a god, how did you guess that it was mine, did you see me, then why can't I see you, this is amazing, you must teach me in the future!" ”

I'm depressed, is this guy really stupid or fake, who else will knock on the door of our room at such a late hour? This Nima's three-year-old child also knew.

Chen Yanlu didn't have time to talk to him here, he took away the bath towel on my body, and angrily scolded the cheap uncle outside the door, saying: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, let it go quickly, don't disturb the eldest brother to contribute to the reproduction of mankind!" Otherwise, be careful that I kill you! ”

The uncle also seemed to realize something, and he immediately went straight to the point and said: "Big brother, I'm really sorry to disturb you and your sister-in-law's beautiful affairs, I first salute my apologies as high as a mountain and as deep as the sea, but I have to share this matter with you, otherwise I won't be able to sleep, I believe you will be surprised to open your mouth wide if you hear it!" ”

"What's the matter?" Uncle Cheap made me interested for a while, I believe that Uncle Cheap would not have knocked on the door of our room if he hadn't found out something, after all, he had been at our house for the past few days and didn't have anything to knock on the door of our room every night.

As soon as the cheap uncle heard my voice, he immediately became happy, and he said: "Sister-in-law, you are also here, let me tell you, just now, when I was watching "Zombie Taoist" TV in the living room, when the zombie was about to explode the Taoist chrysanthemum, two silver lights suddenly flashed from the window. ”

"At first, I thought it was someone who set off the fireworks, but the fireworks should have a sound, but the fireworks have no sound, out of curiosity, I leaned on the living room window and looked out, and guess what, I found a man leading a rabbit and a fox flying through the air."

After hearing this, Chen Yanlu couldn't help but scold: "Are you dreaming, how can you talk like a fart, your family can fly?" And with a fox and a rabbit on their hands? Do you think this is a TV series? Hurry up and let me go, don't disturb our time! Otherwise, I'd be! ”

The cheap uncle was very aggrieved, he explained: "Really, really big brother, I didn't lie to you, I just really saw a person who flew over with a rabbit and a fox, they didn't fly directly, as if they were stepping on something, I forgot what it was!" It's a long time anyway! ”

I said, "Is it a sword?" ”

The cheap uncle hesitated for a moment, and then patted his head with an "oops", as if he thought of something, he said excitedly: "Yes, yes, it's the sword, the sword is very big, they just stepped on that thing and flew over, hey, sister-in-law, how do you know?" ”

I couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat from my forehead and said, "Please, it's all played like this on TV!" ”

The cheap uncle was a little excited, he said: "Sister-in-law, do you say that they are filming a TV series, why don't we go and see it, maybe we can meet stars, I like our Han Hong the most, if it is Han Hong flying on it, then I will make a lot of money!" ”

I couldn't help but sigh again, and then I couldn't help but say to the good wishes of the uncle: "Your Han Hong doesn't film, people only sing!" ”

Although I said so in my mouth, I had a faint feeling in my heart, Uncle Cheap Boy may not have seen some Taoist person, these things Chen Yanlu and Uncle Cheap Boy may not know, but I know very well.

The Emperor of the Underworld disappeared abruptly when he took away the generals at the beginning, is this something that science cannot explain? Moreover, when the general and Luo Fei left Liu Ke's villa together, I saw a pair of wings growing on the back of the general, and Luo Fei stepped on a flying sword, soared into the air, and flew into the distance.

Today, the uncle said that he saw the person stepping on the flying sword, and he could guess that it might be a Taoist master, thinking of this, I immediately lost my physiology, I gently pushed away Chen Yanlu and whispered in his ear: "I want to go and see!" ”

Chen Yanlu was a little surprised, he also said a little angrily: "Xiao Mi, you also believe the words of the cheap uncle, where can this person fly, don't you know that he is the most unreliable, he must be dreaming!" Then I woke up and thought I saw it. Leave him alone! ”

I said, "Is it true, let's go and see, it's only nine o'clock, this kind of thing can be done at any time, let's talk about it later!" After saying that, I pushed the morning dew away from my body, then quickly uncovered the bath towel, took out the clothes from the cabinet, and put them on.

After I finished dressing, I saw Chenyanlu on the bed with a gloomy face and no reaction, I knew that he must be angry, in order not to have a conflict between us, I gently said a few words in his ear, Chenyanlu's expression changed in an instant after listening, it turned into ecstasy, he stared at me and asked, "Are you sure?" Isn't this a lie to me? ”

I nodded, "True, but I'll have to wait a while!" ”

Chen Yanlu has been carried away by what I just said at this time, and now he will agree with whatever I say, he also nodded, and then said: "It's no problem to wait for a long time, I'll also go and see, if I can't see the flying person and the rabbit and the fox are settling accounts for the uncle!" ”

I chimed in: "Add me!" ”

……

Three minutes later, Chenyanlu and I were already dressed and opened the door, I don't know when the cheap uncle had already squatted under the living room window, and was staring at the sky outside with his head up.

Seeing this, Chen Yanlu and I glanced at each other, thinking that he should really see some flying people and rabbits, foxes, so we hurried over, and looked outside, and saw that above the sky outside, the moon was in the sky, and the stars were dotted, revealing a kind of night quiet, where there were people and rabbits.

Chenyan Lu and I were very puzzled, so we asked the cheap uncle and the rabbit, could it be this product that deceived us? If he really dares to lie to us, he will definitely be hit by the dew of the morning study.

Uncle Cheap pointed to the moon with confidence, and then he said to us, "Look at me from my side. After saying that, he shifted the position for us, and then continued, "Did you see three black dots on the moon?" ”

Morning Yan Lu and I followed the prestige, don't say that there are really three small black dots, but because the small black dots are too high from the ground, we can't see what they are.

At this time, I only heard the uncle say again: "Those three little black dots are the person I am talking about, a rabbit and a fox!" ”

I looked up at the sky again, but I didn't find much of a difference, except that the three black dots were moving, as if looking for something, so I asked, "How do you prove that they are a man and two animals?" …”

Tang Seng washes his hair and loves to be soft

Uncle seemed to have thought of me asking this question a long time ago, so he didn't panic too much and took out a telescope from his pocket.

Yes, it's still that kind of miniature type, in total, it's just a big palm, at most one eye, the cheap man uncle carefully handed me the telescope, and then said: "Sister-in-law, this is what I bought for ten yuan at the stall in our Dongpu City, can you see if you can see too clearly?" ”

I almost didn't shoot this b goods to death, I said why is this thing so small, it turned out to be his mother spent ten yuan to buy it at the stall, how far can this stall look at? So I didn't even look at it, and immediately returned this thing to the cheap uncle, telling him that I still don't need this thing.

Chen Yanlu seems to be very interested in this thing, I almost forgot, he and the cheap man uncle are the same virtue, he snatched the telescope from the cheap uncle's hand, then adjusted it, and put it in front of him.

The next second he immediately exclaimed, I thought he had found something, so I heard him say: "Damn, cheap uncle, where did you get this stall from, it seems to be very good, I saw that there is a building opposite where the husband and wife are quarreling, hey, start fighting, start fighting!" The woman's hand is the first to move. ”

I slapped him on the head at once, Nima, let you use a telescope to look at the black spots on the moonlight, you are idle and watching other husbands and wives fight, who do you fight if you don't beat you?

Chen Yanlu suddenly woke up after I hit him like this, and immediately looked in the direction of the moon, and then he sighed, and I was startled at the same time as the uncle, and asked him what was wrong, and this thing said: "I didn't expect that the moonlight is also dazzling!" ”

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I immediately snatched the telescope from his hand, and looked in the direction of the moon, which was so dazzling that I couldn't help but close my eyes, and then continued to look at the moonlight.

This time I saw it clearly, and sure enough, as the cheap man uncle said, there were three people who were stepping on the flying sword and kept observing the ground, these three people were on their backs at the angle of the moon, so they couldn't see their faces clearly, but they could see the clothes clearly, all of them were that kind of ancient robes and costumes, look at the dress, it should be women, three women?

Seeing this, I couldn't help but want to scold the uncle, Nima, obviously there are three people, and in his mouth it was said that it was one person and two animals, this is not only a problem with the brain, but also a problem with the eyes!

I scolded: "Uncle, peat, that's obviously three people, how can it become two animals and one person in your mouth." ”

Chen Yanlu snatched the telescope in my hand again, with the experience of the last time, this time he was much more cautious, looking towards the moon, and then he was surprised: "I have to be obedient, what a person, is this filming a TV series or is it real, can it fly, and it is still so high?" ”

The cheap uncle was a little surprised and said: "No, sister-in-law, you won't have a problem with your eyes, it's obviously one person and two animals, if you don't believe it, you can ask the eldest brother!" ”

I patted Chenyan Lu and asked him if there were three people or two animals on it. Because of this problem, Chen Yanlu also deliberately touched my forehead, and asked me if I had a fever, why did I talk nonsense, it must be three people, can't I even tell the difference between people and animals?

I glared at him, ignored him, and then looked at Uncle, who was surprised, and snatched the telescope from Morning Yanlu's hand again, and continued to look at the sky.

After that, he still said categorically: "Big brother, sister-in-law, I always thought there was nothing wrong with you, but today I found out, it turns out that you have a problem with your eyes, it is obviously a person and a rabbit and a fox, the person who stepped on the flying sword is a person, the one wearing a red robe behind is a fox, and the one wearing a blue robe is a rabbit, which is not wrong at all!" ”

Chen Yanlu grabbed it again and continued to watch, and argued with the cheap uncle, he said it was three people, and the cheap uncle said that it was a person and two animals, because of this, the two people were arguing and had to find their mother to prove, whether it was a person or an animal, I really convinced the two of them, and I saw someone flying in the air without saying how surprised I was, or swiping a Weibo, and actually arguing about whether it was a human or an animal, and it was really a panic?

As for them going to find their mother, they were decisively interrupted by my righteous words, first of all, my mother has already slept, so don't disturb her old man's rest, and secondly, this kind of thing is also one less person to know that one less person is good!

didn't go to my mother to prove it, the two of them didn't accept anyone, and they argued for half an hour, and the cheap uncle had to take a photo and post it on Weibo to ask his fans to help analyze and analyze.

Then he really filmed it and posted it on Weibo, but I was also really drunk, Nima, don't you know that you photographed three black dots? The black spot ghost knows what it is, I'm afraid you don't say that people think it's flies, and his sister said to help see if it's a human or an animal!

Hey, I'm embarrassed to interrupt the uncle when he publishes this, after all, this is his freedom, so he has to continue to observe the figure in the sky.

But what I didn't expect was that when I looked at the sky again, the three black dots disappeared, and the moon was completely gone, as if it hadn't appeared at all.

I was stunned for a moment, then rubbed my eyes, and when I looked again, there was still nothing.

Uncle Cheap and Chen Yanlu were still arguing, I quickly snatched the telescope from the two of them, and looked in the direction just now, and sure enough, the three people really disappeared.

This makes me wonder what those people are trying to do when they suddenly appear and disappear. What are their intentions to enter the city of people so blatantly, and still hold flying swords? I have long heard the generals say that the people of the Taoist Sect are ruthless and do not blink an eye at some demons, zombies and other types of killing, so it is best to take a detour when encountering them, and now it seems that these three people of the Taoist Sect have found any new ghosts in Dongpu City?

I always thought that these three people were disciples of the Dao Sect, at least I didn't understand that it was like this before, this is because I only knew that the people of the Dao Sect were able to control the flying sword from the generals, but I didn't expect that the demon could also control the flying sword.

It wasn't until I met them a few days later that I discovered these secrets, and it was because of meeting them that I began to really embark on the road of no return to zombies, of course, these are all afterwords.

The people have disappeared, and Uncle Cheap and Morning Yanlu still don't know it, they are still arguing, and at this time they only hear Uncle Cheap Man say: "If those three people are not one person and two animals, I will eat all your drinking and vomiting in the future!" ”

Not to be outdone, Chen Yanlu said, "If those three people weren't human, I'd eat your snot on the spot!" ”

I immediately slapped them on the head, and Nima argued about whether or not he had to be more disgusting than anyone on this occasion, and whether there was any temperance, so I said, "You two have already left!" With that, I pointed to the sky.

My words,Chen Yanlu and Uncle Cheap still listened.,I don't know why Uncle Cheap Man has always seemed to be afraid of me.,As soon as I have a temper.,He immediately became as gentle as a cat.,It's like I've been wronged a lot!

This time was no exception, I just signaled to the two of them, and the two of them immediately stopped arguing for thirty-two minutes, and then both looked at the sky, and the sky was quiet, there was nothing, and the moon was also bright, and it was obvious that the three black dots were gone!

This time. The two of them instantly lost the fighting spirit to continue arguing, and they both sat on the ground with dry mouths.

The cheap uncle said, "Big brother, why do you say that you are not enough to do things?" Look at you and you're taking the popularity away! ”

Not to be outdone, Chen Yanlu retorted: "What do you mean that I am not enough? You have to say that you vomit when you eat it, people feel disgusting, so they leave! If you want to blame it, you can blame it!

The uncle said again: "Then you still said that you ate my snot, why don't you say that you disgusted them away?"

When I saw this, I immediately scolded angrily: "Shut up for me!"

The mouths of the two people squirmed, but they quickly closed their mouths, and I lectured the two of them for a while, and then pretended not to care and walked to the room with Chenyan Lu's ears.

When the saw us leaving, he also stood up, patted the dust on his clothes, and left in the opposite direction......

This incident seems to have passed, but it left a small shock and throbbing in my heart, because it is certain that these Taoist people should be paying attention to the every move of these aliens such as demons and zombies in Dongpu City.

If a creature makes it think it's in danger, they will just destroy it without giving it a chance, and this kind of bandit behavior is really no different from a murderer. If the rule of the entire sect is not overturned, then the alien race will never have a chance to turn over.

Moreover, I know very well that if you really become a zombie in the future, then you will inevitably have to have something to do with these Taoist sects and Buddhist sects, which is also unavoidable by every cultivator, and if you want to survive in this oppressed world, you must pay a higher price than others!

……

Nothing was said all night.

The morning sun is always the mildest, and the people in the morning are always the busiest, and this time the wakefulness can be said to be awakened by the loud and terrifying sound in the living room. Since six o'clock, it has been like this outside, Chen Yanlu and I opened our eyes very unaccustomedly, and we heard a voice from outside: "Heavenly Spirit Spirit, Earth Spirit Spirit, Heavenly Soldier Heavenly Spirit..."

As soon as I heard the voice, I didn't have to think about it, there is no doubt that he must be a cheap uncle, and I watched "Zombie Taoist" early in the morning, and I wondered, how long is this movie? He's been watching it since yesterday, and it's hard that he hasn't finished reading it yet?

Chenyanlu immediately jumped up from the bed with a carp stiff, his teeth itched with hatred, and he said that he had to take scissors and fight with the uncle, and the fish would die and the net would be broken, so that this b knew how annoying it was to watch TV in the morning and turn on the sound so loudly!

After saying that, she put on her pants and rushed out, angry, I was afraid that Chen Yanlu would really hurt the uncle impulsively, so he quickly got up from the bed, put on his clothes, and came out without combing his head, but as soon as he walked to the door, he heard the TV pause outside the door, and then the sound of "Zombie Dao Chief" was gone, but the news morning newspaper of CC kick V!

According to an unnamed netizen who posted a message that a netizen named "Tang Seng washes his hair and loves Piaorou" on Weibo last night, he uploaded a set of photos of three black spots on the moon he took in Dongpu City, which attracted widespread attention from netizens, according to the Weibo information released by the netizen, the three black spots are a person and two animals! ”

"This news can be said to have shocked the entire Weibo circle, it has been forwarded more than 2 million times in just seven hours, and netizens have also posted that they have also seen these three black spots, and an astronomer said that he also saw these three black spots when he observed Taurus last night, so he also carefully observed these three black spots with an astronomical telescope, and the results showed that the three black spots were indeed people, and they were three people standing on top of a long sword and moving!"

"Netizens jokingly said that it was an alien visit, according to this matter, we specially invited Ni Ma, a professor of astronomical historian at Qinghua University, and Mr. Ji Shengtian, director of the Institute of Alien Civilization, to help us analyze whether the black dots in the photo are really aliens, and whether there is really life outside the earth......

People are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong

Before I walked to the living room, I suddenly came to such a paragraph, and I couldn't help but wonder in my mind, when did this matter have been passed to CC Kick V? Dig the groove, if I heard it right, Tang Seng washes his hair and loves Piaorou, it should be the Weibo name of the cheap uncle, right? Did this product become popular on the Internet overnight?

When I came to the living room, I saw Chen Yanlu and Uncle hurriedly taking out their mobile phones, Uncle turned on his phone and logged on Weibo, his expression changed in an instant, he said excitedly: "Damn, big brother, I'm going to be on fire, the Tang monk in the news who washes his hair and loves Reaorou is me!" ”

Chen Yanlu was really curious, and immediately snatched the cheap uncle's mobile phone, glanced at it, and then his expression was like a ghost, his eyes were eager to fly out, and then said: "Nima, this number of forwards, ten hundred thousand... Damn, two million and sixty thousand! It turned out to be two million and sixty thousand! It's you! ”。