87_87408 Chapter 161 Can't You Be Civilized When You Speak?

I heard Chen Yanlu's exclamation from afar, so I quickened my pace and hurriedly stepped forward, came to Chen Yanlu's side, and snatched the phone from his hand, just one glance at me almost didn't have a blood pressure surge and fainted, not fake at all, more than 2.063 thousand, reading more than 700,000 comments, the number of fans of the cheap uncle increased by more than 500,000 overnight, and now his fans are as high as 680,000!

My world has once again changed from a balanced system to a choppy system, is this my aesthetic concept no longer able to keep up with the social trend, or so many netizens are bored, just this photo posted by the cheap uncle is not news at all, it actually aroused the attention of cc kick v, not only that, but also more than 2 million fucking forwards, which is too unacceptable!

This time, the cheap uncle was so excited, he almost didn't laugh to death, and he got a b, and the virtue of the villain was undoubted, and people couldn't help but want to smoke him.

At this moment, Professor Ni Ma's words came out on TV, and he unabashedly expressed his opinion on this matter, saying: "This photo is not enough to believe in my personal feelings, you can pay attention to some Weibo information posted by this netizen named "Tang Seng washes his hair and loves Piaorou", which are all more individual, more young people are pursuing, what, kill Matt style." ”

"And it doesn't look like it's really killing Matt, it's like it's a little mentally retarded, maybe this photo is just an accident, but it's being depicted darker and darker!"

Especially the sentence that seems to be a little mentally retarded, Professor Nima deliberately bit the volume, for fear that others will not know, the cheap uncle was still laughing wildly, and when he heard Professor Nima say that he was a little mentally retarded, he almost didn't rush over and smash the TV!

If it weren't for me and Chen Yanlu stopping him, he would have been ready to give up the TV, and in the end, although he didn't give up the TV, he didn't give up scolding Professor Nima, he affectionately grabbed me and Chen Yanlu, and said with a look of grievance: "Big brother, sister-in-law, this Professor Nima, it's just a hatred for me again, why don't you want me to smash the TV?" If I smash the TV, I can vent my anger! I'm going to smash this Nima into a mud horse! ”

I glanced at him, and then said, "If you smash the TV, just wait for the compensation, let alone smash the TV, even if you tear down my house, then Professor Nima doesn't know!" It's useful, it's better to go directly to his Weibo and leave a message to scold him! These beasts should all have Weibo! ”

"Huh? Didn't I expect that?! A glimmer of light flashed in the eyes of the uncle, and then he gave me a thumbs up, patted his farts and said: "Sister-in-law, I just found out that you are really too dark, this kind of stinky and smelly idea can be thought of, but I like it, if I enter the entertainment industry in the future, I will definitely make you my manager!" ”

Manager, your grandmother, I secretly scolded, if you can enter the entertainment industry, then I can enter the business circle, do you think the entertainment industry is so easy to enter, just make this fire, you can enter? In that case, anyone can enter the entertainment industry!

But I don't want to break the fragile heart of the cheap uncle with the ruthless reality, so I can only let him scold that Professor Nima with this self-deceptive idea!

"Bang bang bang!"

However, just when the uncle was about to scold Professor Nima on Weibo, there was a sudden knock on the door, and you can guess that there are definitely a lot of people by listening to the sound, I wondered, thinking who would come so early!

As a result, as soon as I finished speaking, a lady's voice came from outside, this lady listened to the voice of about 20 years old, quite polite, she said: "Excuse me, is this Tang Seng washing his hair and loving Reaorou - your cheap uncle netizen's home?" ”

I was stunned, it was obvious that these people were looking for a cheap uncle, how could I not hear it when I heard it? He immediately smiled happily, then stood up, said hello to me and Chenyan, and then said, "Big brother and sister-in-law! I'm really embarrassed, this person is busy as soon as he becomes a celebrity, I'll go see what I'm talking about first! You are obediently admiring me here! ”

After saying that, he walked out of the door, I looked at his snort, thought about it carefully, and found that this is not appropriate, and now the uncle's smug appearance is easy to be used, what if he is really used?

Nowadays, some criminals are the most likely to pick the opportunity to take advantage of the situation, so back and forth, I decided that I couldn't let the cheap man uncle go out to meet these people, and then I tried it with Chen Yanlu, Chen Yanlu understood now, and he didn't say anything, he immediately went to the cheap uncle.

The uncle had just walked to the door, and then his hand had reached for the doorknob, and at the same time said, "Who ......"

said that it was too late and that was fast, Chen Yanlu didn't give the cheap uncle enough time to finish speaking, so he directly stepped forward to cover his mouth, and then took the whimpering cheap uncle to the side of the room, closed the door, and there was no movement!

Seeing that Chen Yanlu was quite neat, I tried to say calmly: "You are? Is there anything to do with him? ”

Or the woman beforehand, she replied, "You should be his lover, right?" We are from Dongpu City TV and want to do an exclusive interview with him, focusing on last night's photos! Could you please open the door? ”

Then a large group of reporters echoed: "And us, and us, we are from Huaxin, at the invitation of the editor-in-chief, we want to publish this matter on the main page of the newspaper, we are from Penguin.com, we want to help the cheap uncle make headlines, we are from Soupig.com." We are the ...... of Reuters"

Reuters? I was stunned when I heard it, Nima, why does it sound so familiar, if I guess correctly, this should be the media of the island country? Grooving? Could it be that this matter has already reached the island country?

Even though I think so, in order to protect the uncle's *, I still say, "I'm sorry, you better go back, our uncle doesn't accept interviews!" ”

How can those reporters be so easy to deal with, if they give up on my words, there will be no paparazzi profession in the media, so when those reporters hear that I don't accept interviews, it can be said that they have used all their tricks.

Some say that this can make the cheap man uncle popular, and then he can receive all kinds of advertising endorsements, which is a considerable income, and some say that the interview is not paid for nothing, which can not only make the cheap man uncle a celebrity, but also get a considerable fee! This is something that no one else can ask for. How can you give it up?

Some people also say that eldest sister, we came from afar, ran so far, you also let us see the true face of the uncle, and it was not in vain to run away!

I know very well that the professionalism of these special media is similar to that of those salesmen, and they can't just listen to what they say so good, their purpose is to say that the dead are alive, and the bad are good, even if a man who is born paralyzed, disabled, and pockmarked can make them talk like a beast.

So, no matter what they say, my attitude is very firm, that is, I don't want to interview, I don't want to make headlines, I don't want to use this to hype, to make money, the cheap uncle is just for entertainment, and I don't want to live in the spotlight because of this, so I still hope they don't disturb the ordinary life of the cheap uncle!

Maybe when it comes to this, some people will say that I am selfish, whether the cheap uncle wants to be famous or not is the freedom of others, why do you interfere arbitrarily, you are just red-eyed, this kind of person is the most hypocritical.

In fact, I can only reply to this statement in seven words.

People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, yes, it's these simple seven words, what does the cheap uncle look like, I know better than his parents, he is here No matter how Chen Yanlu and I treat him, what we can always guarantee is that we will not lie to him, will not play tricks with him, and will not take advantage of him.

And the IQ of the cheap uncle is very anxious, if he is popular, he will inevitably be jealous of some people with bad intentions, and at that time, he only needs a little pick-up to pick up the former of the cheap uncle.

Like a cheap uncle who has been divorced, because the cheating wife is not in touch, who can be sure that the son will not have it if he doesn't recognize this? , once there is inevitably abuse, or that sentence, celebrities are not so easy to do, and the price he pays is also the same, a person who has been in the circle for more than ten years can't avoid all kinds of traps and all kinds of frames, not to mention people like cheap uncles who have no background and no background?

So I can't watch the uncle go to the point of no return under my nose, no matter what others say, I'm right to my conscience!

Those reporters persuaded me again and again, but failed again and again, and in the end they really had no choice, so they finally sighed and left, I do apologize for letting them run in vain, but I will not change my attitude because of this!

As the media cars downstairs left in pairs, I breathed a sigh of relief, and then I went to knock on the door and ask Chen Yanlu to release the uncle!

Soon, the door opened, and as soon as the uncle came out, he cried so much that he hugged me, making me inexplicable, but Chen Yanlu smiled at me very clearly, I didn't understand, but I still patted the uncle and asked him not to cry, and the uncle was very moved and said, "Sister-in-law, thank you!" I heard what you said in the house, it turns out that you are really protecting me like this, I, Yang Jiannan, am indeed not suitable for the life of a celebrity, and I am happiest with you......"

With that, he hugged me tightly again.

I just understand, it's obvious that Chenyan Lu must have enlightened the cheap uncle in the house, so the cheap uncle understood that I have good intentions, this good guy has the title At this time, it seems that I can't hide, thinking about this, I can't help but shake my head with a wry smile......

I also tried to pat the cheap uncle on the shoulder, and then comforted and said, "It's nothing, this is what sister-in-law should do, as long as you don't suffer!" ”

Uncle Cheap nodded movingly, but he didn't want to let go of the hand holding me for a long time, to be honest, I was really not used to being hugged by him so much this summer, but Uncle Cheap was so affectionate, if I let him go, it would be inappropriate, so I could only sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman and let him cry for a while.

But it's so good that my mother's cooking today is too accurate, just like deliberately, directly solving my urgent need, just after being hugged by the cheap uncle, my mother called us to eat.

It was only then that the uncle reluctantly let me go, and in just a few minutes, I was already sweating all over, and I have to say that the fat on the uncle should really be reduced!

……

This meal is also eaten quite quickly, I feel that since Mao Biqiu left, the speed of our family eating is obviously much faster, and the cheap uncle announced a great plan for him at the dinner table this time.

At first, when Chen Yanlu and I listened to him, we were not optimistic, thinking that Uncle Cheap could have any great plans, but soon I and Chen Yanlu found out that we were wrong, and Uncle Cheap's plan can simply look down on a businessman!

He said: "Big brother and sister-in-law, auntie, I suddenly thought of a plan when I was dating Xiao Li police yesterday, this plan is about making money, it's like this, yesterday Xiao Li police gave me an idea, she said that since I have a private taxi, I am idle, I might as well drive it to make money." ”

"What she means is that she helps me find a driver who can drive a taxi, and then I provide the car and let the person who drives the taxi drive it, make money, and the salary is half a cent, and the car is broken down is also considered to be ours, and she also asked me to take the driver's license early, and I can be a taxi driver in the future! Big brother and sister-in-law, auntie, what do you think of this idea? ”

When Chen Yanlu and I heard this, we immediately glanced at each other, and our first reaction was that this idea is absolutely too good, if this is not a good idea, then there is really no good idea in the world.

If this taxi is really rented out, no matter what, the cheap uncle can at least support himself! I thought it was a great idea, so I said, "That's great, if you rent this car out, won't you be able to support yourself?" And you don't need to contribute, where do you say to find this kind of thing, let's have fun at night! ”

Chen Yanlu also followed me and said: "Yes, uncle, don't miss the opportunity and don't come again, you must seize this opportunity, catch Xiao Li police, it is equivalent to seizing the whole world, people have begun to help you make money, if you still don't know how to cherish it, then I'm too sorry for your eldest brother and second brother's expectations!?" ”

After speaking, Chen Yan raised his eyebrows, that kind of thing is really too cheap, I gave him a white look, how can this man talk about the virtue of beautiful women?

It gives me the same feeling as flirting with others, even Mao Biqiu's kind of obedient gentleman sometimes laughs badly when talking about beautiful women, I really can't guess the thoughts of the three of them.

Chen Yanlu was blinded by me, and the expression on his face immediately changed, and he began to eat with his head buried in the food, and he didn't dare to look at me!

The uncle was very excited, and his eyes quickly turned and asked the two of us: "Really?" Is this really an idea? Originally, I also thought it was feasible, but I didn't have the bottom in my heart, so I asked my eldest brother and sister-in-law to help me with my staff officer, and I heard you say so, then I promised Xiao Li to the police? ”

The deer in Chenyanlu's heart rode his horse again, and he forgot about what I just glared at him with excitement, and directly raised his head to give advice to the cheap uncle.

"Promise! I have to say yes, and I also sue you uncle. You must get your hands on Xiao Li policeman, his kind of beauty is too hard to find, if you can't get it, then it's cheap other turtle bastard! ”

After I listened, I unabashedly stepped on Chenyan's feet, Nima, do you really want to ask him? If you can't speak, your mother is still sitting here, so you can't be civilized.

is still praising other women in front of me for being good-looking, this is obviously challenging our woman's scales, and I don't know who is talking about this family if he doesn't let him suffer, so this time I'm practical.

Chenyanlu's face was hideous, and he directly "snorted", and then I immediately used chopsticks to pick up a piece of chili pepper and stuffed it into his mouth, smiling without smiling, gritting his teeth and saying: "Husband, come and eat more, it must be that your mouth is too idle, right?" Then I squeezed his arm again.

Chen Yanlu was pinched by me and trembled, the sharp eyes of the cheap uncle and the mother immediately killed, Chen Yanlu can be described as a dumb person at this time, he can't say anything about it, if he dares to say bad things about me in front of his mother, then he knows his fate very well.

So he didn't dare, so he could only smile forcefully, and while letting go of my hand pinching him, he pretended to stroke and said, "Oh, daughter-in-law, don't you just have a catkins?" You take it back for me, eat, pay attention to the impact! ”

Then he said to the uncle: "Your sister-in-law! I like to joke with me the most! Hehe, eat vegetables eat vegetables! ”

What happened just now, the uncle can see it clearly, can the mother see it clearly? Both of them secretly pursed their lips and snickered, but they didn't say anything, and began to eat.

I ate this meal for more than half an hour, I looked at the time, it was almost nine o'clock, and I made an appointment with Song Song today to go to the detention center to see Mao Xiaofang, and I should also go.

Xiao Li police called the cheap uncle again, and she also knew about the cheap uncle who became popular on the Internet, and praised the cheap uncle in advance, because of Chen Yanlu's prior teaching, this time the cheap uncle was low-key, saying that those were all spread by netizens, and there was nothing that was not popular.

After Xiao Li heard it, he praised the cheap uncle for not swaying himself for fame and fortune, and inevitably took another look, and then asked the cheap uncle if he had time today? She wants to go shopping, but no one accompanies her? I just want the cheap uncle to go shopping with her!

This hint is too straightforward, I believe that the fool also understands the meaning, Chen Yanlu couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart again, snatched the cheap uncle's crazy six mobile phone and chatted with Xiao Li policeman, he laughed very lewdly when he opened the door, and said Xiao Li girl, do you recognize you Brother Yanlu?

Police Officer Xiao Li said politely, Brother Yanlu? You should be the big brother that the cheap uncle said, right? Hello hello hello!

Chen Yanlu was so excited that he couldn't wait to be able to dance, he said: "What's the big brother or not, it's all nonsense from the cheap uncle!" Hehe, hey, you're playing with our cheap uncle again, right? ”

Police Officer Xiao Li was a little shy, she hesitated for a moment, and said, "Yes, but if Brother Yan Lu has something to do with the uncle, forget it!" ”

"Hey!" Chen Yanlu waved his hand: "How can there be something, as long as you call anything like a floating cloud, you wait, I'll let the cheap uncle pick you up and give me your address!" ”

Xiao Li policeman happily told Chen Yanlu the address, and then Chen Yanlu nodded like a eunuch, and finally hung up the phone and smiled.

I really can't stand it now, this b thing actually said such ambiguous words to Xiao Li police officer in front of me, it's not looking for death! It didn't force me to use domestic violence, so I grabbed his ear and asked him, "Why don't I feel comfortable listening to your tone?" Do you still want the old cow to eat the tender grass? ”

Chen Yanlu was in pain, oops, and then begged for mercy: "Hey, Xiaomi, what are you talking nonsense, I'm helping a cheap uncle chase a girl, why are you!" ”

After hearing this, I became angry all of a sudden, my hand became stronger, and I gritted my teeth and said: "I'm talking nonsense, you still have a ghost in your own heart, look at the state you just put in the palace drama and decisively is a eunuch, other people's cheap uncles are more excited than others chasing their girlfriends, what are you excited about?" What are you excited about when you sue me? ”

Chen Yanlu seems to have been said to my heart, and I didn't find a suitable reason for a long time, and then the cheap uncle who had been watching looked at Chen Yanlu like a fool.

Then he said in surprise: "Big brother, you don't really like Xiao Li policeman, you are so not afraid of death, just sister-in-law is not enough for you?" Phew, it's enough for the sister-in-law, you still want two, can you leave a way for us to be single? ”

The more the uncle said so. The more angry I became, the more aggrieved Chenyanlu's face became, and finally I educated him hard with the uncle, and Chenyanlu broke free of me to the end, and then ran back to the room crying, and at the same time said, "You guys! You did this to me! I don't live anymore! Whining! ”

Seeing that he ran away, Uncle and I wouldn't coax him, the two of us decisively said hello to my mother and went out, Uncle went to find Police Officer Xiao Li, and I went to find Song Song!

When we got downstairs, we separated, the cheap uncle took a taxi, and I squeezed the bus, nine o'clock is not considered the morning rush hour, so it is not too crowded, and after walking through two stops, I also grabbed the seat, and then it was smooth all the way, to the police station...

When I arrived at the entrance of the police station, it happened that a police car had just driven out, and the car had a note from the patrol officer on it, apparently it was a police car that patrolled the city every day.

After the police car left, the door was closed tightly, and there were many people coming and going in the police station, some doing errands and some people inside the public security bureau, and it was estimated that Song Song had already gone to work.

I called Song Song's phone outside the door, but no one answered, and I called another one or no one answered, just when I was really wondering, not far from the parking lot a car marked with the BYD logo honked at me, I followed the reputation, and saw a head out of the door, I saw that the iconic flat head except Song Song who else? Immediately after that, it passed.

When I came to the parking lot and got in the car, I was really puzzled, so I asked him, "Uncle Song, aren't you going to work today?" What's wrong here? ”

Song Song explained: "Yes, how can you not go up, you must know that as a police officer is very busy, the reason why I didn't go to work today is not that I said that I would take you to the detention center, if I go to work, I can't leave the police station, then who can take you to the detention center, Xiaomi, this is a day off that your Uncle Song can only have a month, you can't let me down!" ”

I knew what he meant by that, nothing more than about me joining their police department. So I said, "Uncle Song, don't worry! Since I said that I was going to enter the police station, I would definitely go in, and I will contact you as soon as my father's business is completely completed! ”

"Good!" Song Song glanced at me appreciatively, and then said, "With your words, Uncle Song's efforts should not be in vain, without further ado." Let's go! The detention center is very busy every day! ”。