Chapter 885 Peeing and Health After listening to Zhang Zheng's explanation, Shi Kai smiled and said, "I said sisters, how can we forget that Brother Zhang is a martial arts master?" His martial arts are so superb, what else can't he do? It seems that the scenery under our skirt is cheap Brother Zhang for nothing. ”

Zhang Zheng smiled: "I said girls, now you know why my brother is willing to kneel for you, right?" This is called no profit and no early, and my brother never does a loss-making business. Ha! ”

"You are called a traitorous, unbusinessman, ill-intentioned, and authentic big pervert, no, it should be a big bad wolf." Yu Li said with a smile.

"Okay, you stinky girl, you actually said that my brother is a big pervert, see if I don't ......"

"What do you mean Brother Zhang, you want to smoke my sister? Give you a hundred guts. Yu Li smiled.

"I, I really don't dare to smoke you, how can my brother be willing to give up such a little girl with fine skin and tender meat? Besides, the big housekeeper of the harem is here, and I don't dare to clean up her subordinates casually, brother. Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"If you know, it's good." Hu Manru said.

"By the way, we were originally discussing peeing and health, but we were led to kneel up by your little girl, and from kneeling to the fairy, and finally from the fairy to the scenery under your skirt, we were all led into the ditch by Lily, the little villain." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"I can't blame all of this, if you don't want to go into the pit, I can't help it, the key is that you like to go into the pit!" Yu Li said.

"Brother Zhang, don't pay attention to her, let's hurry up and talk about your peeing health." Shi Kai said.

"This little girl, although it's pretty bad, but her description of 'female squatting and male standing', 'a line of male urine, a large piece of female urine' is still very exciting. I said Lily, what you said is so in place, have you been in the undercover toilet to carefully observe men and women peeing? Zhang Zheng asked with a smile.

"The toilet is not a restaurant, the urine stinks, so a fool only goes to that place to observe others peeing?" Yu Li said with a big stab.

"Then how do you know when a man pees and pee? Is there a line in the urine?" asked Zhang Zheng.

"What's so rare about this? Haven't you ever eaten pork, haven't you ever seen a pig run?? There is a thin wall between the men's and women's toilets, so you don't have to pay attention to it, and the sound of the other party's urine will be clear. Yu Li said disdainfully.

"Oh, so that's what happened? Little girl, good hearing! Is this 'clear at a glance' idiom also in place, like one! Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Brother Zhang, is there an idiom of 'knowing it in one ear'? I only know that there is a 'clear at a glance', and I really haven't heard of the idiom 'clear at a glance'. Shi Kai said.

"I said girl, it's lonely, right? Actually, all the idioms didn't come out of nowhere, they were all created later, and if I'm right, this 'one-ear-to-ear' idiom was just created by Lily, the little villain. Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Those who know me, Brother Zhang, what Brother Zhang said is not wrong, it is indeed my sister who has just evolved from the idiom of 'clear at a glance', may I ask everyone, this new idiom, is it okay?" Yu Li asked with a smile.

"Not good!" The women said in unison.

"Brother Zhang, Chinese medicine health care has been very popular recently, your theory of peeing and health is related to Chinese medicine, right?" Zhang Qian asked.

"You're right, my theory does have something to do with traditional Chinese medicine health preservation, since you want to hear it so much, then my brother will give you a science popularization." Zhang Zheng said.

"Then please, don't talk so much nonsense." Zhang Qian said.

"Listen, the correct posture for a man to pee should be like this: feet apart, like an inner figure, raise the heels, touch the ground on the toes, and place the weight of the body on the female toes of both feet. You might as well give it a try. Zhang Zheng said.

"We don't try, we're women, not men." The women said.

"Well, if you don't try, don't try. During the process of peeing, it is necessary to deliberately interrupt urination 3 times, and each pause time is about 3 seconds; Try to urinate as much as you can before going to bed and after waking up......"

"I said Brother Zhang, isn't this farting in pants, isn't it an extra move? Who wears a watch and watches the time when they pee? Besides, is there any benefit in being so complicated? Zhang Qian said disapprovingly.

"This way of peeing can prevent prostatic hyperplasia, improve symptoms such as frequent urination and urgency, and can also have a good effect on impotence, premature ejaculation and other problems." Zhang Zheng said seriously.

"Sounds amazing, but is it really fake?" Shi Kai was skeptical.

"Of course it's true, it is said that some people have used this method to cure many patients, if you don't believe it, you can try it and see if there is any cure." Zhang Zheng said.

"No, Brother Zhang, how to try? Can we pee standing up? Shi Kai asked with a smile.

"Hey! Look at my brain, women really can't pee standing up, and if women pee standing up, the caretaker will get their clothes wet. Zhang Zheng said.

"Why can't a woman pee standing up?" Zhang Qian asked.