Chapter 886: A Blessing in Disguise
Zhang Zheng introduced: "It is convenient for men to stand, and they can use their hands to hold the dongdong to control the direction of urine ejaculation. When a woman is standing, because the woman's urethra is downward, almost perpendicular to the ground, and because she cannot control it by hand, she cannot change the direction of liquid ejaculation, and if she pees while standing, she can only ejaculate in the direction of the crotch, so she will definitely get her clothes wet. However, if you take off all your pants at your convenience, and then do it in the way of a zama step, can you stand up? ”
"Come on, every time it's convenient, I have to take off my pants, it's too troublesome. Besides, if it's winter, I won't freeze my butt to death. Zhang Qian said.
"From here, we can see that when God created man, he made women inferior, and it seems that this God is also a patriarchal guy who advocates inequality between men and women." Shi Kai said.
"I said Shi Kai, what did you say? How does peeing have to do with equality between men and women? Zhang Zheng said.
"Men stand, women squat, aren't women inferior to men?" Shi Kai said.
"Men and women are inherently different, standing to urinate and squatting to urinate, just men and women due to different physiological structures to take different 'convenient' postures, has nothing to do with what 'inferior', and has nothing to do with what 'equality between men and women', do you also believe this absurd statement?" Zhang Zheng said.
"The facts are here, do people have to believe them?" Shi Kai insisted.
"Actually, even if what you say is true, you are a blessing in disguise." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"Why? How did we get a blessing in disguise? Shi Kai asked.
"Trial data shows that people who urinate regularly in a squatting position are half as likely to develop rectal, bladder and prostate cancers as those who urinate standing up." Zhang Zheng said.
"Ahh Is there such a big benefit to this squatting defecation? Why? Shi Kai asked.
"This is because when squatting down to urinate, the human body can have a series of muscle movements and related reflexes, which can accelerate the elimination of intestinal waste, shorten the residence time of waste in the intestine, and reduce the intestinal absorption of carcinogens. You say, Are you a blessing in disguise? Zhang Zheng said.
"If, according to you, we are a blessing in disguise, then we should thank God?" Shi Kai said.
"Isn't it? The important thing is that this squatting way of urinating can also be beautiful, haven't you heard of it? You say, isn't this a great thing for a woman? Zhang Zheng said.
"Ahh Squatting is convenient, and it also has a beauty effect? This is too fantastical. I said Brother Zhang, is this true or false? Cui Yingying asked.
"Of course it's true. The degree of whiteness, lubrication and elasticity of a woman's skin is related to the harmful substances and excess nutrients in the body, and only by keeping the five organs and the body clean can we maintain the body's fitness and the beauty of the skin. Zhang Zheng asked.
"What Brother Zhang said makes sense, and this knowledge is often heard, isn't the so-called 'detoxification and beauty'?" Cui Yingying said.
"Yingying is right, I have just said that taking a squatting position to defecate helps to accelerate the elimination and residence time of intestinal waste, which also reduces the absorption of harmful substances in the intestines, and naturally plays a very good role in women's detoxification and beauty, which is much better than what kind of cosmetics are used." Zhang Zheng said.
"I didn't expect that a small convenient question would contain so much knowledge, which really gave me a long insight." Cui Yingying said.
"Therefore, the saying of the ancients that 'learn everywhere' is full of philosophy and is very reasonable. If you are learning Chinese, you should enrich your knowledge in these aspects. Zhang Zheng said.
"Hey! I said, everyone, let's stop talking about the theory of peeing and the effect of defecation, okay? Such a sumptuous meal and wine, let you stir it up so much, it seems to have a bad taste, and let people not eat? Bilian, Sun Yuting and others, who had not spoken much, said.
"It's all Xiaoqian, a dead girl, who made a Great Hall of the People to pee." Zhang Zheng said.
"I said Brother Zhang, the culprit should be you, right? It was you who first came up with a convenience, and then came up with a peeing theory and a bowel regimen. Zhang Qian said dissatisfied.
"Okay, I blame my brother, in fact, my brother didn't spend so much time, but went to Zhu Zong's warehouse to look for good wine, let's see, this is the French Bordeaux (Bordeaux) best red wine Lafite at the end of the fifties, it's rare, more than 10,000 a bottle, do you want to try it?" Zhang Zheng said.
"Of course you want to try it, bring me a drink." Shi Kai said.
"I'll have a drink too."
"I'll have a drink too."
"Don't worry, everyone, everyone has a share." Zhang Zheng said.
Zhu Yuanyuan stood aside, looking at the lively scene in front of him, and couldn't help but laugh for a while, Brother Zhang is really a super big fool, an ordinary 'peeing', it made him make such a big move, especially the set of health theories he came up with, and the girls who were fooling were stunned for a while, which was really a bit unbelievable.