"We deliberately came home late today." Athena was talking to Venus that maybe she had another bad idea for fun.

"Why do you deliberately go home late to play, I don't, I have dinner early to play mahjong." Venus disagreed with Athena's statement, or did not understand Athena's intentions, so he just intuitively disagreed.

"When I waited until near night, I pretended to take off my clothes and wash my farts in this little ditch, and let the mountain hairs come to us......" Athena refers to the mountain hairs, which are the local vernaculars, or the local natives or the men who dig coal, often force the passing women to pass by like cats hiding in a certain place to catch mice, or the indigenous women who come to pick up coal lumps. Cat, the local dialect is called Mao Jiu.

"Your bad idea will be short-lived, unless you rat wants to eat the hairy seeds. ......" Venus says that Athena wants to seduce the mountain hairy and do the strange thing of a mouse eating a cat.

"Don't you think that if you really meet a pure mountain guy, do you still think you have been fooled? Definitely. If you run into a veteran...... I'm going to drag him so painfully that I'm going to call my mother. After Athena finished speaking, she left a huge suspected dinosaur egg fossil in her chest at the foot of Gangue Mountain, and looked at Venus almost blankly, as if she was watching a UFO, and regarded Venus as an unknown alien.

Venus rolled on the ground laughing, as she seemed to see an indigenous man kneeling in front of Athena and begging for mercy as she seemed to see an indigenous man being pulled by Athena.

And so it is, Athena, who is it? God of War and Female Man, if your guy is pulled by her, she only needs to gently force it, and it is as easy as tearing off an earthworm to tear off your few inches and a few inches long. For this, Venus rolled on the ground with laughter in his imagination, which was normal. But this is a mental activity, so Athena does not see it, and only sees Venus as an alien, which is again a natural phenomenon.

"You're just crazy, Venus. Don't come and ask me if I'm dead laughing. Did you pick up a laugh ticket? Athena was still stunned, knowing what it was, not knowing why. In other words, knowing that what she said was a little funny, but it made her laugh so breathlessly. It seems to be beyond the scope of what she said should be laughed at.

(Just like the flight from Malaysia to China, it has been five or six days now, and many satellites have not found the wreckage of the wrecked plane or landed somewhere.) There are several possibilities: falling into the deep sea. Forced to land somewhere by hooligans. The missing flight was taken by the alien Furu. [Media reported that the missing Malaysia Airlines flight has not been found.] There are suspicions that the flight was taken by aliens. Facts have proved that the current level of global aviation science and technology is low and the management is backward. If the flight trajectory is sometimes tracked by electronic and video live tracking systems, any cause of the crash can be known immediately, and there will be no news today. If the aircraft had intelligent navigation systems, it would land safely in any situation where the pilot appeared, and it would not fall into the trap today. Facts have proved that any after-the-fact search and search and rescue is of little significance. It turns out that the so-called advanced technology monitoring satellites are blind]

Venus laughed like a shrimp in a pan of oil in her reverie, rolling on the ground at first, and finally laughing so hard that she couldn't breathe. He was rolled up on the ground like a dog, pressed his kneecaps against his chin, blushing and his neck thick with breath, and his eyes were about to swell and be exposed.

Athena is afraid that she will die when she sees this, because Athena has heard that laughing to death often happens, if she just watches Venus die of laughter caused by her own words, don't say that her conscience and morality are unbearable, but when Venus really dies and sues me in front of Lord Hades, can I get out of it? Definitely.

"My grandmother, don't just laugh to death." Athena bent down and helped Venus to his feet. And he sat beside Venus himself, and touched Venus's neck so that she could pant evenly.

These two crazy Bs are a natural pair. One is a god of war and a woman, and the other is tender and beautiful. It can be called the twin heroines of the world's god realm.

"Why do you feel so funny about that?" Athena asked when Venus had evened out her breath.

"I don't know what the hell I'm doing, I always like to translate what other people say into all kinds of English, guess what I came up with?" Venus didn't dare to laugh anymore, because he had just laughed so hard that he had just laughed so hard that he would have to wait until his neck had recovered his strength before he could continue.

"I don't have your seven-hole psychic, if I were like you, I would be able to laugh in front of Hades today. Do you think Hades will believe that we are laughing to death? If Hades believed that we were laughed to death, then well, we would definitely give Hades a piece of drudgery that we would never laugh at, and then we would be able to stand it in this life? Athena will say this, because she is the god of war and a part-time woman, so with these two parasites on her body, she will eat a little bit of Athena's wisdom.

Really, remove your dog yesterday! A mortal woman or a rough and strong woman is more or less intelligent than those petite and delicate goods, of course, not absolutely, and Einstein also said long live the theory of relativity.

"I won't laugh this time, no, I won't dare to laugh again this time, to be exact, because your words show me a beautiful figure in my heart again."

"What the hell is the shape, come and talk about it, mother, if it's funny, let me laugh alone, can you just bear with it?" Athena also wants to use Venus's imagination to make herself laugh half to death, and laughing is also a good enjoyment, if you can keep it from laughing to death.

"I thought that Hades would definitely give us a messenger who was forced by hooligans every day, and only then would we not be able to laugh every day." After Venus said this, she lowered her head by herself, she was afraid that seeing Athena's reflection would make her laugh again, because she had just laughed once and half died, just like a girl who had a miscarriage, she had not yet completed the moon, that is, it had not yet passed seven days, and she continued to do stupid things with her boyfriend, afraid that her body would not be able to bear it. (You might get sick, right?) ）

Hearing Venus say that Hades would give him a share of the messenger who was forced by the hooligans every day, Athena's blood suddenly boiled. She jumped like a flea from the grass, and let out the noise and shouted, "Good sister, do you mean to eat bananas?" I've never had a taste for it. Let the hooligans come more violently, let Gorky come more often. ”

Although Athena threw herself into a sea of great joy and joy, she could not laugh half dead like Venus.

In fact, Athena's imagination is no worse than Venus's, and she also thought of it, even if several hooligans came at the same time, she was not afraid, and she would not lose everything. Isn't that a happy and funny thing? But she Athena just can't laugh at the boiling point. Just like boiling water, you can only go up to 99 degrees. Just this difference of one degree, isn't there one more degree of Venus?

This is the reality of life, we are just a little worse than others, and this is what kills us. plunges us into the abyss of deep poverty and ugliness. Where is our boiling point?

There are some things that immortals are also distressed about, and that is their natural nature. It's false that you want to change, and the more you want to change, the more you can't change it. Do you think you are changing your nature by reading books and learning certain other methods? Definitely. It just allows you to move forward in your nature, compared to your own nature, and you don't think too much about it, and you can live more comfortably if you think less.

This is life, angry Athena laughed to Venus.

"There's an aboriginal over there, you hide aside and watch me." At this time, it happened to be yellow flowers and dark seeds, just like the morning has just dawned, and it has not yet reached the real dawn, and there is a foggy smell.

Athena saw a man passing by herself, and she had to hurry up and take off her clothes without a single cloth before the man came to her. If you do this when it's closer, you'll scare the hooligans away.

Athena forced a laugh, and with her back to the rogue walking side, the rapid reaction force stripped off her clothes on the grass, quietly walked into the small ditch, crouched down, turned her head sideways to see through the gap in the grass to see if the rogue was approaching her. Out of the ghost, the hooligan doesn't know where to go. That's real life, how would a rogue know that you fell a pie from the sky in this place when you want to play hooligan.

This is not surprising, in the affairs of the world, there is a turn and a reversal. What is gained is a blessing, and what is lost is fate.

(What kind of dog's day mood is affecting my enthusiasm for writing or distracting my writing thoughts.) I'm talking out the window...... ）

"Where has this guy gone? Holy shit, I'm tickling......" Athena whispered Venus, hiding behind the grass, and unashamedly uttered something that a girl would never have dreamed of saying.

"People aren't hooligans, they walked here and stopped for a while, just in time to see your lovely ass whiter than snow. You belong to the artificial pie in the sky, and people will definitely treat you as a rat medicine. ......" Venus held back his laughter, afraid that it would be difficult for him to end the killing laugh as soon as he opened it. Is it that the uterus has not contracted after the miscarriage?

"! , you must have chased away my birdies! Now that I've set off, the fire can't be extinguished, can you watch it? Why don't you just be this scoundrel, even if you drive my bird away, now you can pay me one, right? Athena doesn't know if she's telling the truth or not, from the perspective of physiological natural phenomena, it seems to be telling the truth, but the facts in front of her are regrettable that she is a same-sex product, how can she really get it?

"Sister, don't dream, I'm not a male, just like I'm an elephant, a pure grass-eating animal, for your white flesh, am I sighing or what the hell is playing the piano to the cow?" It is a pity that Venus could not find the right word for a while.

"Was your golden finger eaten by a dog?" Athena simply put out all the words in her heart, look at you, cicada B, dare to laugh half to death? (To be continued.) )