241 Hua Tuo gave Eris plastic surgery, half beautiful and half ugly

"Helius, let you see Eris today, you used to say that people are too ugly to marry others, and now we let Hua Tuo have plastic surgery for her...... The problem is that you can't be cheapened like this, this is mainly responsible for the law, if Eris does not have plastic surgery, she will use her world to mortgage your capital crime, and marry your beautiful man and ugly woman so that it is a notarized judgment of the law. However, now Eris has undergone plastic surgery, and your beautiful man is not enough collateral, and he must go to prison for a few years to make up the number, what do you think? This is the king Zeus speaking, and after the king Zeus finished speaking, he looked at his colleagues with his eyes, and at the same time looked at the face of Helius, mainly to see his mental reflection.

All the people present pretended to be serious, only Caesar was smiling with his mouth open, but fortunately his smile was behind Helius, otherwise Helius would have suspected that there must be something wrong with this. Bao Zheng still sat in the center of the courtroom, because the king Zeus liked Bao Zheng more, and Di Renjie didn't want to sit in the judgment seat anymore, maybe he was a little more treacherous than Bao Zheng. In the words of a country man, it is an arch pig, and when translated into Chinese, it is specialized in doing something that offends people.

"Defendant, the King of Heaven has asked you, why haven't you answered for a long time?" Bao Zheng saw that Helius was silent, and in order to give the king of heaven an embarrassment, Bao Zheng responded in time to ask the criminals.

"Back to Your Excellency, my client may be thinking about some details. If you don't answer blindly without thinking, once you fall into the trap, it will not be easy to quit. Why did Di Renjie say such a sentence, was this a deliberate reminder of Helius? Tell him to be careful.

Hearing Di Renjie say such a thing, Bao Zheng suddenly felt that Di Renjie was making a mistake, the king Zeus had an order at that time, and the consequences of keeping Eris's plastic surgery secret were equivalent to the top military secrets, you Di Renjie This is eating a leopard but not succeeding, just this sentence is deducting you from leaking secrets, see how many dog heads you have on your body?

Bao Zheng looked at Di Renjie's face. Zeus, the king of heaven, also looked at Di Renjie's face at the same time, and of course there were other high gods who were also looking at Di Renjie's face.

This scene is the same as that of a countryman, and there is a female dog in a certain family in the village who is in heat, because this thing will unconsciously release some of their so-called fragrance when it is in heat. There will be dogs in the neighboring villages who turn into pigs and want to play with flowers, which is called playing flowers in the local language. If the village is small, some people will recognize that it is not the dog of the village, and as soon as the delicious food hears that there are dogs from other villages, there are more and more people. Beat them to death directly with bricks.

At this time, Di Renjie was tantamount to being attacked like this, a pair of eyes were like bricks fighting wild dogs, directly hitting Di Renjie's face and head, and Di Renjie's heart was bleeding from the head.

Of course, Di Renjie knew that he had made a wrong card, although he was on the same side as Helius, but it was like gambling, and if Helius was a rich man, whoever would make a mistake with him would use a foolproof one-third. Don't end up losing to him alone, who wants the wine money this night?

You Di Renjie said such things. Not only did he not make a mistake with the cards, but he also made it clear that Helius told him to pay attention to fraud.

"Heliu, haven't you thought of an answer yet?" Di Renjie was beginning to remedy, and this sentence was equivalent to kicking Helius, mainly to disrupt Helius's normal thinking, and let him quickly answer that of course there would be a lot of things that he didn't think through. Out of this principle, running with pants usually can't do good.

"Back to the judge, I don't know if I want to die or marry this ugly woman, and as for a few years in prison, I don't even think about it." Helius is stiff, don't talk about plastic surgery. He thinks that he is famous for being a beautiful man, and this Eris is a notoriously ugly woman, and although she has plastic surgery, she can't hang her plastic surgery in the sky for everyone to see like the moon. If it's beautiful, only people in the world will believe it. Helius had a logical idea, he thought that if you saw a bag of and you would eat it like that, you would rather die, but immediately someone suggested putting some sugar in it. It tastes a little sweet, but your memory will keep you open. Because even if you wrap the sugar in it, it's equal to zero, if you know it's.

Our sun god Helius began to cry at the thought of this. On one side is death, and on the other side is eating. As a well-known beautiful man, he fell into the position of standing on the left and right is a dead end, and it is all the fault of honor. Why is it all the fault of honor? If Helius wasn't a famously beautiful man who could marry the ugliest woman in the world for a capital crime, he wouldn't have thought of dying rather than losing his title as a beautiful man. That is to say, if Helius was originally a dog and ate to atone for his crimes, would he not be willing? Definitely.

However, Helius also thought wrongly, is it still the law for dogs to commit crimes and eat feces? The case of Helius's dereliction of duty by the sun god now implicates many gods, and it is also the beginning of the sensational reform movement of the great gods.

"You don't have the right to die now, we've spent so much energy giving Eris plastic surgery, and Eris is definitely your woman now. Keep your eyes open and see that Eris has been remodeled and looks good. This is Zeus, the king of heaven, speaking, and after he finished speaking, he made a grimace at Caesar.

"I can even imagine that this is sugar without even reaching my fingers. If you're still a standing peeing master, will you taste it yourself first? Helius did not raise his head and replied to the words of Zeus, no wonder some gods suspected that Helius might be the son of Zeus, or a nephew or something, otherwise he would have caused trouble with his remarks.

Zeus, the king of heaven, happened to laugh a little, and was asked by Helius like this, making the king like eating a goose, just about to put it in his mouth, and was suddenly clearly seen to be a piece of goose butt. Is there a reason to put it back on the plate? If it's a little farther away from your mouth, you can shake your hand and pretend you didn't fall off properly, so that the dog under the table can make a small fortune.

However, Zeus's reaction system was put in his mouth before he thought that he should pretend to fall to the ground. This is a common disease between man and God, and the hand is always much faster than the heart thinks. For example, beating someone is a crime, and it is often not thought of until after the shot, which makes it difficult to find regret medicine.

Doesn't the action of the hand come from the imaginary brain? If you can use the regret pill as an antivirus software and put it into God's brain, God can also be as smart as a computer?

Zeus, the king of heaven, closed his eyes and thought to himself that he would eat this piece of goose ass as good meat, it was not poison anyway. Caesar also hastened to restrain his mischievous smirk.

However, Di Renjie should die again, and a pair of cold eyes smashed into his face like bricks.

"Sun god Helius, you have to admit it, otherwise you will make it difficult for me to be a defense lawyer. Your dereliction of duty has involved many gods, and it is a high god. For example, Niangniang, do you think she is really willing to go to jail? Definitely. She's avoiding you, just because you're more stiff because she's there, and you use your mother as your umbrella.

Now the mother pretends that she is going to jail and leaves you here, whether out of helplessness or not out of her cruelty. Now that you, the sun god Helius, dare to say that you would rather die than marry the ugly Eris, it is very likely that they will fulfill this foolish wish of yours, because there is no one to persuade you, and once you say that you are willing to die, it will be difficult for you to find a step to get you down. Di Renjie started crying first as he spoke, he was really doing his best, because the divine realm had already decided to take Helius with this sword. Who told him to commit this strange thing?

When the sun god Helius heard Di Renjie say such words, he began to consider the actual situation, and he began to faintly see tears rolling in the corners of his eyes. At the same time, the sun god Helius also began to peep at Eris, of course, he saw the good side, which was arranged by others for a long time, and it was not out of malice not to show you the ugly side of Eris.

Death is compared to, and the sun god thought of sugar. Relying on additional points to be admitted to a prestigious university, you still have to walk with your head down a little, and the sun god is secretly happy in his heart with a wry smile. This kind of pitiful desire was born in his heart because he heard the stakes that Di Renjie had told him.

After Di Renjie explained these social relations clearly, the sun god Helius was seriously recognizing himself. The self you knew before is outdated, just like the renewal of people's knowledge, if your college students thirty years ago, if they have never been updated, I am afraid that they will be willing to be grandchildren in front of junior high school students.

Whether it is the second generation of money or the second generation of gods, are they really smarter or more daring than others? I'm afraid of right and wrong.

Helius was rediscovering himself, and what he couldn't understand was that when his mother was present at the time, he thought that it was better to marry Eris, an ugly woman in the world, than to die. What's the hell is that now Niangniang is not by her side, and she also thinks that she would rather die than marry the ugly girl Eris, and wants to think about it, but she just doesn't have the courage to say it.

It seems that it is not easy for a person to know himself, and it is not until after a lot of social torture, suffering or happiness that you can see a little bit of yourself.

Thinking of this, the sun god Helius added some bitter tears to his eyes, and secretly called for the arrival of Niangniang in his heart, like the wolf of the north howling in the snow of the wilderness. He's laughing at himself, aren't you afraid of death? It turned out that it was a matter of the past, and it was a mother as an umbrella, not that he was bold. (To be continued.) )

PS: The so-called bold have backers, withdraw your dog yesterday!