"You're a ghost, okay?" Wu Zetian will also be suspicious, but he is afraid that this river fishing will be stupid, and he has never behaved like this.

"I'm the prince of donkey eggs, do you like it? Hehe...... "After speaking, Di Renjie began to untie his pants.

This really frightened Wu Zetian, she suddenly looked at no one around, thinking that this was a piece of tofu that fell to the ground and was not saved. Instead of yelling and not letting him do it, it is better to just let him vent in secret. Thinking of this, Wu Zetian closed his eyes and fell into Di Renjie's arms......

Di Renjie was dumbfounded, I didn't expect her Wu Zetian to dare to play with you really, are you still playing? In terms of reasoning, the bow has been opened, and the arrow has to be released, and if you don't let it go, you can only choose how to release it, but it has reached the point where you can't let it go. couldn't think of a good way to deal with this trick, so Di Renjie was so anxious that he was calling his mother, shouting that he should not return every day, and that he would not return.

But he suddenly thought that the donkey egg prince was another name for the donkey-headed prince, and focused on the head to make an article. It really made him think of it, so he used his head...... So Di Renjie used his head to hit Wu Zetian's B. I also said in my mouth: "Is it enjoyable?" ”

After a few efforts, she really made Wu Zetian's B like a country stupid woman with a mouth out of control, standing in front of her house, drooling and only smirking.

It's really stupid, Wu Zetian is angry in his heart, isn't this painting cake to satisfy hunger? I thought that if you were asked to do it, you would do it, but after a long time, you just had a blind toss, and that's it? This makes it half itchy and not itchy, don't you Di Renjie like to have a prelude? But the time has come for the argument to get into the topic. No, I have to lead him, I don't have time to play the life of this normal couple, this is on my own bed X, let you toss around until dawn, go in and complete the task.

This is a dewy couple, like a cat man stealing fish to eat, and if you put it in your mouth, you have to quickly hide it and eat it. Then you have to play by the fish tank with your mouth in your mouth, such as catching and letting go of Cao, and you will die if you run away.

Wu Zetian sat up, and now Di Renjie's head could no longer continue to hit Wu Zetian's B.

"Dead ghosts. Start playing...... "Wu Zetian had to take the initiative himself, so there is a reason why the snot flows to the mouth and does not lick it?"

In fact, the true nature of people is still in the childhood era, such as licking and eating snot, who doesn't like children. When I grow up, I just know it: the snot is very dirty, but I don't know the second, and it's just as fun to eat, but it looks dirty. It's the same between men and women, it looks dirty and disgusting, but it has a different flavor.

Di Renjie didn't break it now, Wu Zetian gave him an invitation to enter the urn. But he thought that he should be stupid or stay stupid, so that she felt that she was only emotional, and let her hate it in the future, anyway, I mainly like Helen. I'll let you this be the first and last time, just like a baby eating chili peppers makes you so spicy since you were a child that you are afraid to eat it from then on.

However, the more Di Renjie pretended to be half-stupid and not stupid, as if he didn't even know or know how to get a new heat between men and women, the more this caused Wu Zetian's spring love, as if it was going to be like this. Because it reminded her of the taste of dealing with those young men who had just grown hair. In today's words, Wu Zetian is a rich woman, she often asks her subordinates to collect the gangsters on the street, and the more tender she is, the more she likes it. This is the same as the buzzword at this time: small fresh meat.

But Wu Zetian is the emperor after all, what she wants is that this little gangster is the first time, and she will ask clearly when she collects it, and if she finds that it is fake, she will roll off her stomach and die immediately. The ghost wants you to lie to the emperor? This is just like the current society, using fish blood to defraud the first night money of the prostitute, as soon as he climbed up and found that it was fake, he immediately rolled down from his stomach and beat him to death. You get what you pay for, this is the principle of heaven.

Because of Di Renjie's non-cooperation, his actions were completely like a blind dog, and he didn't know the head and tail of the female dog. The action is also completely the action of a dog, there is no pause, and it is like a woman being beaten by her own brother-in-law, so angry that she rolls back and forth on the ground and cries and scolds, kicking and beating her hands and feet without stopping, no one can hold it, no one can afford it, she just doesn't want to live.

Because he had been tossing for too long, Wu Zetian didn't know what kind of trouble he was having with Di Renjie, and he was tired of stinky sweat. After stopping, Wu Zetian came back to his senses, because he saw that his private parts were watery, and he thought that he wanted to eat Di Renjie's bananas, so he sneered and scolded himself in his heart: It's so cheap that there is no salt (bite), everyone has been concussed, and his IQ has returned to a three-year-old child, will he?

Seeing that Wu Zetian gave up his sexual claim, Di Renjie had no choice but to steal the joy and shout long live Helen in his heart. In fact, Di Renjie also wanted to go deeper, but he considered that if it was difficult to recover, he would lose the opportunity to Helen, or he would lose his possession of Helen, causing confusion in his goals, and leaving regrets for life. Because as long as Wu Zetian likes it, you Di Renjie is not yourself, as said in "Lady of the Camellias", prostitutes do not belong to their own people, and they must be happy according to the happiness of the prostitute X, because you have to rely on the prostitute X customer to support yourself. The same is true for Di Renjie, because Wu Zetian is the emperor, and he can kill you at any time if he is angry, otherwise at least you have to listen to her, if you like you, you are her prostitute.

This time, it was Wu Zetian's turn to get up and support Di Renjie and walk forward: "We have to keep up, if we are left behind, we will be eaten by the wild cats in the deep mountains (tigers)." Were you just stunned? ”

"Yes, mother, am I already a fool now, maybe my head fell on a stone and became a concussion? Hey, did I you just now? Di Renjie is still pretending.

"your head, pretending? You old fox, you think of Helen with all your heart, don't you? Isn't it? Wu Zetian said straight to the point.

"Your Majesty, the ministers don't dare." After speaking, Di Renjie suddenly knelt down to Wu Zetian.

"Put away this set, this is not in the main hall, we don't have a distinction between kings and ministers now, it's all for our own purposes. I help you get Helen on the first night, you help me get Zeus the king...... That's why you came up with the idea of pretending to be crazy and stupid? "Wu Zetian, who is it? Thousands of harem women fought their way out to become the empress, didn't there be two downs?

It's all said and done, the old fox is really an old fox, and sure enough, he has the experience of an old fox, so he forced Wu Zetian to say his mind first, and promised to help him get Helen's early spring.

"Since the emperor has said it, then we will work together to get what we want." Di Renjie grimaced and smiled at Wu Zetian as he spoke, showing a very unhappy look in his inner world, like a child hearing that his mother was returning home on the way, thinking that he would buy a lot of food, he couldn't hide the joy in his heart.

"This is a tacit matter, don't you use this as a handle in the future? Although it's just gossip. Wu Zetian also showed that he was like a bride, he couldn't hide the shyness on his face and the inner joy in his heart, and his face was still surging with bursts of blood from time to time.

Di Renjie has returned to support the emperor Wu Zetian, and the guards before and after are a little far away from them, this is a space deliberately left for them, just like the current society, the boss brought the secretary to check the room, and the employees pretended to be asleep, not just to make a space for the boss and the secretary to take this opportunity to make love, this is a moral code for people, because the boss and the secretary are busy people, and this opportunity is not common.

This is a large army marching, and the road has to be cut wider, which makes Wu Zetian and Di Renjie stop while walking, and the whole army becomes an indefinite slow march.

A few servants brought the wild fruits picked on this mountain: "Your Majesty, please taste the wild fruits on this mountain, if you like to eat them, let's go and pick more of them, so that the emperor can enjoy them in the future?" ”

"You have to eat and see, I'm thirsty to death, as long as I can eat, it's all about drinking water." Wu Zetian said as he began to eat.

"It's delicious, it's just a little sour, is this called sour jujube?" Wu Zetian ate very deliciously, but he didn't know what it was called.

"I'm afraid it's called sour jujube, I can't say." The servant said.

"Huaiying, you can eat too, weren't you tired and sweating just now, replenish your water." Wu Zetian put down his emperor's shelf and called Di Renjie's name, which means nickname in today's words, which is intended to add a little closeness to Di Renjie, so that he can be bold to himself and share the blessings, and at this time he is eating and eating.

It's true, hearing Wu Zetian call his nickname, Di Renjie felt his status in Wu Zetian's heart, and he should recognize that the emperor is treating himself as a cooperative partner, and he should be unrestrained in front of each other. Thinking of this, when Di Renjie was about to start taking it, Wu Zetian stuffed one in Di Renjie's mouth. Let a few maids turn around and smile secretly when they see it.

Di Renjie didn't know what he wanted to say, and he was stuffed in his mouth by Wu Zetian for a second time, which made Di Renjie's mouth just scream like a dumb person, and his two hands were only dancing in the air.

Wu Zetian saw Di Renjie's bear appearance and knew that this was ugly, so he waved his hand, and several servants flew away like sparrows.

If those soldiers who are opening the road are working in Guangzhou, then Wu Zetian and Di Renjie are the current left-behind children, they are already in junior high school, during this long period of leave, they rub together every day, it is inevitable that there will be a little spark, this is already a forgotten corner!

Di Renjie's turn to be really stupid this time, this nickname has to increase the sense of intimacy, and at the same time, it also adds a kind of self-evident ghost trick in it, do you dare to pretend to be stupid? These two sour dates are not used to feed the pigs, Wu Zetian has already unbuttoned his corset, and his face also showed a completely needed expression...... (To be continued.) )