408 Di Renjie pretended to be crazy and played Wu Zetian

Di Renjie was holding Wu Zetian on crutches in one hand and Wu Zetian in the other, almost walking out of a path in the mess of trees, which was the way when Lida's fleet went ashore, but then they withdrew again, which made Di Renjie's fleet mistakenly believe that it was a route to the inner island.

In front, there are major generals such as Hu Jinghui and Wang Xiaojie in the open way. There is no path to follow, so you can only use the compass to navigate in one direction and carve a path with a plate axe. It is this road that has cut out a path, but for Wu Zetian, although there are no obstacles, it is still difficult to move an inch, there are a few times when he almost fell, Di Renjie took the opportunity to hug Wu Zetian once, although he is old, but after all, he is a female middle girl, Di Renjie feels that he still has the taste of the year.

So why was Di Renjie able to invite Wu Zetian to be the overpowering goods? As we all know, Wu Zetian is a perfect match. Some people may not understand this, it is to find the only man in the world, because her own conditions determine this, she is a big ass, and history has joked that she found a donkey egg prince, which is impossible, just a wish of the people for her.

Di Renjie cleverly said that the egg of the king Zeus is special, this really can't be said directly, once the point is broken, how can you let a woman in the family be embarrassed to say that I like the egg of the king Zeus, and have the opportunity to take me to taste it...... Isn't the former female emperor a Radha B? Shame me on.

Out of a tacit understanding, they all hid their purpose and tacitly understood it.

"Alas! ...... "Wu Zetian finally fell, he looked graceful and luxurious, and his body was as fat as a pig.

Di Renjie bent down to pull, it was simply Niu B's complaint, but he was brought down by Wu Zetian's weight, and Wu Zetian's body, which happened to be pressed, was seen by Hu Jinghui along Wu Zetian's scream, thinking that you Di Renjie is really old and immortal, Wu Zetian has already grown old into a handful of salt vegetables, and you still have to take advantage of other people's little advantages, and I am ashamed.

Di Renjie pulled Wu Zetian because of force. The stone that he stepped on with his feet collapsed, and Wu Zetian's skirt rolled down the cliff a foot deep......

"General Hu Jinghui, come and help me, Huaiying he fell down the foot of the mountain......" Wu Zetian said while still lying on the ground. She fell so painfully that she couldn't stand up for a while.

Because Hu Jinghui only saw Di Ren Zhengjie pounce on Wu Zetian, he didn't know what was going on before and after, so he thought that he could deal with it with a convention: it was a man who was taking advantage of a woman. And because it was his direct boss, he didn't dare to take a second look and turned his head off. It means not to disturb their momentary pleasure, but it is not.

The people who came with Hu Jinghui included Wang Xiaojie and many other major generals, and some were still holding machetes in their hands. This is all cutting a way with a machete, and when they heard that the master had fallen off the cliff, they all ran over and supported Wu Zetian first.

"Your Majesty is well!" Hu Jinghui supported Wu Zetian and said.

"Leave me alone, Di Renjie has already fallen off the cliff, go and rescue him!" Wu Zetian pointed with his hand.

At this time, everyone looked at the other side of the hill again, and there was really a small cliff on that side. This is Di Renjie, who is a few years old, and he looks as fat and strong as a pig, and if he is a young man, he will already get up by himself. Everyone went down to the cliff to take a look, and Di Renjie was still holding a piece of dragon robe cloth torn from Wu Zetian's body in his hand.

"My lord, Master Di!" Hu Jinghui stretched out his hand under Di Renjie's nose to see if there was any breath?

"Ouch......" Di Renjie was fainting in pain at that time, and when he saw someone shouting at him, he woke up like a person in his sleep.

"My lord, you ......" Wang Xiaojie helped Di Renjie to sit up.

"Yes. Just let me sit like this for a while. Ouch hey, it hurts me to death. Di Renjie propped himself on the ground with one hand, raised the fragment of the dragon robe in his hand with the other, and showed a faint wry smile on his face.

This is because Helen came to mind. Please don't look at Di Renjie as old, or he has always been serious, but his natural male function still makes him never give up. His interest in Helen was the first sight of the case of solving the cause of death of the sun god.

When he approached the door of Lida's house, before he arrived, he asked Li Yuanfang to hold him up with his hand and look at Lida's door in the sunlight. The scene he saw was that the sun god drove the sun car to the high point in the morning when the sun rose in the east, and the sun god accidentally followed the sun's rays to see Lida and the girl in the courtyard in front of the door for morning makeup, and then caused the sun god to derelict in his duties.

Di Renjie estimated that the sun god was in the light and saw the fishiness of a woman. If a cat person sees a fishy, he must eat it. When Di Renjie was doing this simulation style, he also cleverly encountered Lida Niang Niang Li combing her long hair in the yard in front of the door, but it was not his mother who locked his heart, but his mother's daughter. From this point, it can be inferred that Di Renjie is more in love with men and women than the sun god Helius.

But then he gave up, because he thought that he might follow in the footsteps of the sun god Helius, because Di Renjie calculated that this girl is a white tiger B, that is, there is no long hair on B. To be more detailed, whoever her has to take the superstitious risk of eating people with no hairy white tiger on her B.

In fact, for women, the more they think about it, the more bad it is for themselves, just like eating, the more hygienic they are, the more hungry they are. This made Di Renjie think that it would be safer to hi Wu Zetian. Thinking and reality are completely different things, sometimes thinking much higher than reality, for example, you want to marry a good husband, look at this, look at that, when you see your companion's husband, you think such a man is okay. In fact, you yourself believe that this is very ordinary. But in terms of choice, you don't want anything better than this.

On the contrary, Di Renjie made a mistake of time difference, he thought that Wu Zetian was so beautiful when she was the most beautiful, when he came to Wu Zetian's side, he was dumbfounded, and turned his focus on Helen, he let beauty defeat superstition. Let the memory overshadow the sun god and reshuffle his position as a woman.

Thinking of this, he smiled, because it hurt his buttocks, and this smile inevitably carried a little bitterness.

"My lord, now it's okay, I'll help you to the empress......" Wang Xiaojie said.

Di Renjie sat down at first when he wanted to sit down, and took this time to think about it, he hadn't chewed back for a long time, like a cow eating grass, he had to chew it and digest it again. The same is true of the mind, as soon as I have time, I will think about it again, pay attention to what should be valued, and give up what should be given up. It's called reconsideration.

I heard Wang Xiaojie telling himself to get up...... He took a fancy to the fragmented dragon robe in his hand, which meant that this was Wu Zetian, and he conjured up a Helen in his heart, so that the two goods stood together and compared, how can this be compared, who is Helen? Everyone is beautiful, and just a tender word also makes Wu Zetian. Thinking of this, Di Renjie smiled bitterly again.

Wang Xiaojie, who was waiting on the side, wondered in his heart, thinking what happened to this old dog? Did you fall into a concussion this time? Silly, it's all from a giggle?

However, Di Renjie happened to find a good plan in Wang Xiaojie's eyes, which happened to be used to get rid of Wu Zetian's entanglement. That is, it means that Wu Zetian is a little afraid of himself, otherwise he will make Wu Zetian like himself, and at the same time he thinks of tasting the egg size of the Heavenly King Zeus, so how can he free up his life to eat the tender grass of Hailun? Although he is not too fond of people and goods by Wu Zetian, he may be raised by Wu Zetian first and then used. That is, I put you by my side first, and you are not allowed to mess with others, and you will be mine when I accidentally want to use it. Di Renjie was afraid that Wu Zetian would use this trick on him.

"Hehe, Niangniang......" Di Renjie simply pretended to be stupid, and said that this was Niangniang with the rags raised in his hand.

Wang Xiaojie stretched out his hand to help him up, and without anyone seeing, Di Renjie gave Wang Xiaojie a look and pinched Wang Xiaojie's hand with his hand. Wang Xiaojie understood a little bit of Di Renjie's meaning, at least this is a code, look at the next development.

"Shall I carry you to the Emperor?" Wang Xiaojie asked.

"It's the mother's side." Di Renjie raised the rags in his hand and said, he understood, it was okay not to call Emperor Wu Zetian at this time, just play with her, and call her mother to see the reflection.

Wang Xiaojie began to understand that Di Renjie wanted to show Wu Zetian a little color in order to expand his authority. Because it is difficult to achieve the goal of two people at the same time, there must be priorities and before and after, and it is even possible to fail people, this must be a fact that Di Renjie does not want to see, but Di Renjie's power is just second to Wu Zetian, which will slowly suppress Wu Zetian's prestige from now on.

"Niangniang, the minister went to play with the king of Hades for a while, and he said that I hadn't completed the task yet, and pushed me back again......" Di Renjie said when he was helped to Wu Zetian's side.

"He was stunned for a while, let him slowly come back to his senses......" Wang Xiaojie explained, this is also a mental guidance with Di Renjie in cooperation, things do not need to be explained, this is the meaning.

"Niangniang, hehe......" Di Renjie took Wu Zetian's hand and said.

Wu Zetian wanted to be angry a little, but when he saw that Di Renjie was pulling himself too hard and fell off the cliff, he felt a little unhappy.

"I said Lord Yama, I don't plan to go back when I come. But Lord Yama said, no, you have to go back and wait for this old cicada B Li Wu Zetian for a few years, and you will die when she dies...... Hehe......" Di Renjie pretended to be a fool of himself.

Wang Xiaojie and the others put Di Renjie next to Wu Zetian and went to cut down trees again, and they had to cut a way out of this deep mountain and old forest, and the mighty army was waiting for this road to open up and enter another inner island.

Di Renjie saw that there was no one around him, and he wanted to pretend to be stupid and have a good time, and look at the inner world of this old B?

Because Wu Zetian was torn by Di Renjie's dragon robe, Di Renjie deliberately stared at Wu Zetian's ambition with his eyes, and stretched out his hand and said, "Niangniang, hehe." I want to your B......" (To be continued.) )